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🚀 LittleSubj 🚀 - The naughty corner for displaced people from @nysubj.... all others are welcome (795 views, 76 replies)

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I am your host Don, let's spark up October and make it even better than September.

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@CitizenD Awesome song.

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you forgot the rules smiley Please insert them on every littlesub thread we make

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@M3g4m1nd OK. Here are they.

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@CitizenD Yup. Now we are good to go smiley smiley

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Ever heard of a whale fart? Yeah, me neither.....until this video smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Where are the big bubbles. Couldn't see any. I was waiting for some eruption. smiley

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@CitizenD at the beginning smiley of the video. It looks like the whale is blowing water but......she is passing off gas instead

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@M3g4m1nd Ah, there it was. smiley I give it a D minus.

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@CitizenD To be frank, I also expected something along this range.



Turns out that the nuke was in the smell smiley

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@M3g4m1nd smiley smiley smiley


That is what littlesubj visitors crave. smiley

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@M3g4m1nd or it was his buddy blaming the whale

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@💛Yellow_rose1💛 And you know if a dog was with them, it would've been blamed. 😉

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And from natural gas to more mechanical ones.......Turns out you cant cure stupidity smiley



Or maybe you can...all it takes is to kiss the concrete smiley

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@M3g4m1nd smiley smiley smiley
I wish I had fan THAT good when it was so hot in summer. smiley

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@CitizenD Maybe that would have been an excess smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd smiley smiley smiley
Even the art of hyperbole has its limits.

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@CitizenD Naaaah...the limit is the sky (literally) smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Bull's eye! smiley smiley

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How quickly can you burn a billion dollars today? THAT quick smiley smiley

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@CitizenD You cannot go wrong with Fluffy. He is a genius. Best part is that all his comedy is based on his own personal experiences smiley smiley smiley smiley

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How I met your mother.

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@CitizenD How I met your other mother.

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@CitizenD [SPOILER]

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Spot the leopard

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@dubub I'm unable to put this in a spoiler. There's a glitch with the commands.

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@DontSpeak That's not it anyway

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@dubub I don't care then. Thanks.

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@dubub I hate to spring this one you... Snow Leopards would NEVER be in these conditions and I cheated to find this rue.

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@DontSpeak I guess someone forgot to tell the leopard that

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@dubub Riddles are NOT deceptive, they are ingenuity of language and punctuation.

Two different things.

One asks for logic, the other asks for us to be deceived and then say thank you.

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@dubub Nope. Nice try by whoever photoshopped it. Thanks!

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@dubub Weird it would be at such a low altitude. I'll research it more when I have time.

Maybe global warming, because these apex predators cannot survive at low altitudes.

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@SimonM Precisely. It's not a habitat for a SNOW LEOPARD which are extremely rare even in the Himalayas. Geesh.

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@DontSpeak .
LOL! Maybe we just think they're rare cause they're so damned good at hiding! ; )

(Hell, ya never know--there might be one staring at you in yer living room right now--careful where you sit.)


Think about it. You ever be sitting around, all alone, late at night and you smell a 'funny' smell and there's no dog to blame it on?

Snow leopard.

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Spot the fart.

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@DontSpeak Kuntuk (Bahasa Indonesia)

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@Buttless I wonder if the colours mean anything?

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@DontSpeak Brits and Krauts fart blue while Russia, Turkey and Korea are red. That makes sense.

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@DontSpeak The first verb I learnt in Germany was Furzen (Praktisches-Deutsch taught by my local colleagues) followed by bumsen, saufen, etc.

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Posteriors, farts in a jar, techy bum boys and more! smiley

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@SimonM I remember my college Sociology Class . We watched several films of differing cultures, and one was about an indigenous tribe, and when interviewing the head leader, she described passing gas as a way to venerate their god.

The tribe then got together and sat there farting for a few hours for the camera, although the film didn't show the entire 2 hours.

I am not joking.

This was far from my major, and I was a little ticked off the prof made us sit through this literal sh*t.

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@StarKissed Look on the bright side, you only had to sit through the video, think of the camera crew that made the video. smiley

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@SimonM I thought of that, but it was probably my prof that was filming it, and you could tell he thought it was amazing. 🙄

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@StarKissed If he's still around, he's probably in to Brazilian fart porn now. smiley

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@SimonM I went to my local college which was a Christian School at the time. I wouldn't doubt it with him, but it'd be all hush, hush, and in the closet. They are some of the worst perpetrators of naughty things. lol

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El loco es de puta madre!

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@SimonM Mmmh.... Rocket scientists??

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Robbie Coltrane – a life in pictures

From his early days with Stephen Fry to Cracker, Frasier and Harry Potter’s favourite giant Hagrid, here are the actor’s finest moments
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...


Robbie Coltrane, star of Cracker and Harry Potter, dies aged 72
Scottish actor who graduated from the alternative comedy scene to become a major performer known for taking on complex and difficult roles
www.theguardian.com/culture/2022...


‘Intriguing, troubled, funny’: tributes pour in for Robbie Coltrane
Friends remember the Scottish actor, best known for playing Hagrid in Harry Potter, who died on Friday at the age of 72
www.theguardian.com/culture/2022...

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Robbie Coltrane was best known for Hagred and Cracker but did many other good movies in his own style.
We just watched 'Golden Eye' in his memory.
RIP Robbie!

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@SimonM Dogs have always been the masters of mischief. Especially when it comes to stealing food when you are looking away smiley smiley

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@SimonM I could really do without Ozzy's broken toe footage. Its enough I have to survive his voice smiley

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@SimonM That little kitten in the wheel-well, wasn't a kitten. smiley

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@SimonM That was so good. Too many funny things to mention smiley smiley smiley

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Ghosts haunt Texas home by talking dirty to the inhabitants

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@CitizenD Yours didn't work but I found this. smiley

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@SimonM Thank you! smiley

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@SimonM smiley That would take the "scary" out of talking and seeing a ghost, I'd have to crack up laughing. smiley Maybe that's the way it should be done, but none of that x-rated vulgar stuff. lol

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@StarKissed Yeah that was really funny. I think she should have just taken the compliment at her age. smiley

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@SimonM lol, she was probably too old school for that; had to act nice and proper. smiley

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@StarKissed Nice and proper in front of the camera at least.. smiley

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Thats as likely as one in a bazillion

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@Adrian∞ Video unfortunately doesnt show here, but its a cliffjumper hitting a duck in the air. and i mean hit HARD

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Mpf. Meh. With all them rules stated above- kind of a buzzkill.

And why no buttplug-war? makes more sense than Russia in Ukraine...

I got one for Ya: Imagine Putin with a buttplug O-Face riding an SS20 like in the 60´s movie.

I´d like to try this on the AI that puts out text based images- but only for elected Fonzies,

I tried- couldn´t get it to work. I have some nice ideas for that, John Oliver tried it one time which took me to try with no luck.

Maybe somebody actually gets it to work and could post a link?

I´d be glad to share my creations.

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