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@(⌐■_■) How did you know?

@🌞Suisen🌞

@(⌐■_■) cool markings

@(⌐■_■) Always clockwise *nodnod*

@(⌐■_■) tuna a fish i actually eat...
not ashamed to eat tuna

@🌞Suisen🌞 +10

@(⌐■_■) Lol!!!! Love that. The Mod version should say instead: "I see suspended people". The rest fits like a glove to the correction

@🌞Suisen🌞 LOL!!! Back in the Netherlands some 20 years ago, I was a member on adultfriendfinder. A woman once messaged me because she wanted to have a baby and wanted me to be the donor. Despite her very detailed accounts on her plan and some very enticing descriptions on how this baby should be conceived, my lawyer self took over and wanted some clarification on the parenthood liability waiver that she was proposing. Instead of replying to ease my concerns, she provided a very detailed description of something that was written in Dutch. I couldnt speak Dutch if my life depended on it, so I took the email to my secretary and asked her to translate it for me. My secretary looked at me with equal measure of disgust and disappointment and refused to provide a translation. After I explained to her the backstory of the email, she told me that the email contained a very explicit account of what that woman could do with her mouth. Then paused, she looked a bit startled while reading it again, then turned to me and said:
...
"Eh??? Thats not how babies are made"

(I was in tears from the laughter)
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@🌞Suisen🌞 No kidding way more.

@🌞Suisen🌞

@(⌐■_■) Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down

-Rick Astley

Here's proof

@(⌐■_■) And so it goes....

@🌞Suisen🌞 However, contrary to the scientific mainstream, the front pocket was created for XXX , where the femXle XXXX while XXXXXX his XXXX. That takes some artistic XXXXXX n XXXXXX, but leads to XXXXXXXX. Dont do that at home.

@🌞Suisen🌞 Inclusiveness!
Designed for left-handers.

@(⌐■_■) oh dear, Im missing out....

@SimonM Is this how the Bed 'n Bath store went out of business? Guessing you might've been an avid customer that's really missing the place.

@CitizenD WooHooo, hey: ''You rang...?''

*tagyerit

@Buttless Made a picture of Tucker wearing a noose, but hey.... that'd be against the rules.

@(⌐■_■) I'm sure it was part of teacher training, to smack kids right on the ear if their head was not facing front.
Ouch!

@(⌐■_■) Mine was considerably heavier but at least it looked like a flying saucer



It was hurled by a furious wife to her soon to be ex-husband in the waiting room of my office. He ducked......and I was right behind him. It landed on my forehead, knocking me out cold.

@🌞Suisen🌞 The fun you could have by having this place for business meetings....I can just imagine the outlook reminder

@CitizenD Reportedly,Jimmy was last seen…

@(⌐■_■) Our most devoted citizens?
Can you provide a list with their names?

@🌞Suisen🌞
Mom didn't love him. That's why he joined the Nazi Party.

@🌞Suisen🌞

@🌞Suisen🌞 hey stop spying on me!

@SimonM This thread has gone astray... and we be handin' out MAPS for the trip.

@CitizenD good gawd, JIMMY got out of the corn patch
and he's headed to town for giggles.
🌽 RUNNNNN

I don't think he meant: 'lend the Führer a hand'
I think he said: 'Furiously doin' a HANDY'

Wayyyy different just sayin'
* right hand seems busy, and THAT side-eye *

@SimonM vegans don't actually live longer... it just feels like it.

@🌞Suisen🌞 Hey, we didnt write the rules of etiquette. We just follow them (to the letter)

@🌞Suisen🌞 Moral of the story: be thankful for parole officer wisdom.

Perhaps one might stumble into editorial advise, who knows? Look what was learned from bananas.

@SimonM LOL!!!! The ultimate reply

@CitizenD His prostate is a little baggy, but otherwise fine.

@Buttless Aaaaa HA!

@SimonM 🤭 *humpf*

@Buttless There are worse fates than this....: