📖 🙏 Prophecy about DosMovies - There will be Pain 🔪🔪🔪 (941 views, 43 replies)

Oh Doc, oh Doc, why did you leave me?
You are far from helping me, far from listening to the words of my complaint!
Oh Doc, I call by day and you do not answer,
and even at night I have no peace.
But you, the owner of the site,
remain DosMovie's song of praise!
Our users have trusted in you,
they trusted in you, and you saved them.
They cried out to you and were delighted,
they trusted in you and were not disappointed.
(Prayer - Author unknown, sent via PM)

And it shall come to pass in that day, says Doc, the Admin, that DosMovies will go down at noon and I will bring darkness upon it in broad daylight.
(Don Robusto 8:9)

And I will give miraculous signs in heaven and on earth: Blood, fire and vapor of smoke; the sun shall be turned into darkness and the moon into blood before the great and terrible day of the DOC comes. And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call upon the name of the DOC shall be saved.
... (DonRobusto 323:5)

But on DosMovies and on the users I will pour out the spirit of grace and prayer, and they will look at the site and they will mourn for it, as one mourns for an only child, and they will weep bitterly over it, as one weeps bitterly over a firstborn.
(Don Robusto 12:10)

But when they came to DosMovies and saw that it had already died, they wrapped it in soft cloths and carried it to the grave as it deserved.
(Don Robusto 19:33-37)

From The Book of DonRobusto


Make of it what you will, I am only the messenger:)
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And it came to pass on the eighth day that the Doc created DosMovies. On the ninth day he looked at it and doubted whether it was good. And the fearful users trembled in their huts, for they feared a great flood would come and wash their beloved DosMovies away.
And now soon, sayeth the prophet, as the tenth day dawns, he will pass judgment on his creation.

The Book of DonRobusto (328:1-2)

Soooo, does the plague 'continue' or ma-linger??
THAT's the real question:

Old Chinese proverb says ...

In the night the Prophet woke up drenched in sweat and his soul was full of fear for DosMovies. So he invoked the Doc, beseeching him, please gracious Doc, heed my moaning, show yourself to us and do one of your fabulous miracles. But the Doc sayeth nothing.

So he wandered through the desert for seven long days, scourged himself with lashes and conquered ferocious demons that stood in his way. Then he set off on a pilgrimage to the holy place of the forefathers where it all began. To make a magnanimous offering, to gain the Doc's grace.

The Book of Don Robusto (330:5-7)

And it came to pass at that time that a decree went out from the Doc that all the world should renounce the links. Then the citizens of DosMovies became wrathful and they cursed him. They tore their ragged clothes off their bodies, set fire to all their miserable huts, beat their children and kicked the dogs, urinated in the marketplace and rioted in the gathering tent.

They grimly raised their fists and left for a better and more beautiful place. The Doc sat alone on the mountain top and wept bitter tears, gazing at the horizon without any hope.

The Book of Don Robusto (330:22-25)

JIMMEHHHH
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO MOOBZ?!

((put the corncob BACK IN Jimmy, dang))

BTW shouldn't this be in TOS thread?

It so happened that the Prophet fell asleep in an olive grove after a long walk, when he just wanted to rest for a moment.
He dreamed that the spirit of DosMovies was hovering over him and restored all the links. And his heart felt at ease and was filled with overflowing love.
Boisterously he praised the Doc, tore off his clothes and took a cleansing bath in the waters of the ouadi.
When he awoke, the night had already fallen and he was full of hope and confidence under the stars.

The Book of Don Robusto (330:26, 28-30)

It once happened that the Prophet stumbled over a stone as he sauntered through the Doc's garden. He fell heavily and thought he was close to death.
A few scholars who were skilled in the art of healing heard his wailing and rushed over to help him to his feet. But he only moaned piteously and said to them: No, you shall not resuscitate me. I am doomed, for I could not save DosMovies. Therefor I shall burn in hell and serve the devil obsequiously. Let me fade away, for I have had enough of the pain.
Then the scholars sank to the ground and uttered a desperate lament.

The devil heard their song of woe and appeared to them in a blazing breath of fire. He said to them, I will not have him. He shall rather wander on earth and his pain shall torment him beyond all measure. The prophet then embraced his fate and took a vow of silence.
And all animals that the shepherds were herding nearby fell silent forever. Only one lamb cried out, making the shepherds' blood run cold.
The Book of Don Robusto (333:1-9)

Rejoice, Rejoice, for the day of Dosmovies has come.
The Man will come and give you a rich gift - innumerable links that will lead you to the divine pleasures of the movies. Praise the Doc, for he takes on every arduous hardship to bestow his blessing on you.

The Daily Prophet, from the October 2024 issue.

And the day came when the Prophet discovered sexism in the land of DosMovies and his heart was filled with wrath. And he spoke that whoever pays homage to sexism will fall prey to eternal damnation.

The Book of Don Robusto (355:7-9)

At night it is colder than outside. (German saying)

Whatever you are smoking... I want some.

The land of DosMovies had been abandoned by all good spirits. The rain had not come and the fields lay parched and blight had come over the land.

Dark shadows drifted around and sucked the last vitality out of the land. And just as a new dawn was about to break, a ravenous swarm of locusts descended on the land and swallowed its last fruits. The cadaverous users wailed and languished, gladly giving themselves up to starvation.

The sun had ceased to arise and instead the mark of perdition appeared in the heavens and the stillness of death devoured the land.

And the Doc saw it and a shiver ran down his spine, but he felt no mercy, for he had forsaken his creation.

The Book of Don Robusto (370:21-25)

Never change G*dda**mnit ! LOMFLFFS!

As the Prophet was walking through a deep valley near the ouadi Nahr al-Khosr, a pack of bloodthirsty desert dogs stood in his way. Their mouths oozed blood, their hides dripped with foulness and their fierce eyes glowed in the darkness.

They growled ferociously at him, but they did not come any closer. The Prophet could tell they were not well, for their foul breath stank of pestilence.
So he took his bundle, pulled out a remedy and threw it down in front of them. The wolves greedily fell upon it and devoured it all. Then they vomited with a shuddering gurgle that set his teeth on edge and each one choked up a steaming lump of pitch. Afterwards they fell into a deep sleep.

The Prophet sat down and watched with them until dawn. Then the beasts awoke, got up and thanked him, bowing their heads and went away until they disappeared from his sight. He went in the same direction, for he wanted to refresh himself in the waters of the ouadi.

The Book of Don Robusto (338:1-13)

If we’re tryin’ to hook into some REALLY ancient prophecies:




^ a Tik Tok True Story

Merrrrrry CircleSaw Fellow Moobie’s
Hope the T-Rex’s on your end of the swamp… never gitcha.

I was curious. So I knocked a hole in the wall of DosMovies.

THERE IS NOTHING OUT THERE!

Open some snacks... you'll have plenty of company.

i was waiting a looong time