Funny pics with captions. (8.9) (4073 views, 624 replies)
@BoonEvil Looks like a bad case of Peyronie's disease. I've seen those commercials.
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ Gotta open a thread "Tricks we have used to avoid closer encounters or make ppl avoid us" . I am sure we gonna hear super interesting things. I once faked herpes infection after a professional meeting gone off the records and abusive...hahahahhha
@Nasos my stories are NSFW
no honestly im to up front
i'd never fake anything
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ God I feel a big hypocrite right now.... Anyway I also confess I had to fake I got 2 kids from previous marriage, which recently ended but still in process of trials in the court ...
@SimonM AND that's why the 'crazy good' signage
looks sweaty and traumatized.ππ
@BoonEvil My legs have always been juuuust long enough to touch the ground. I'm so lucky.
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ lol the men in black alien living in there or it harry potters real room under the stairs?
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ lol does it make it really make it taste better?
@π¨βπ»pmudπ½π΄ββ οΈ i actually have no clue, testing needed
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ In the limited testing I conducted, the results were positive.
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ I used to play softball. A couple on one team both had the number 34 1/2.
@SimonM Fantasies of getting blown at a bus stop? Think againβ¦ Heβs blocking the sun so she can see phone screen: i.e. when the bus is comingβ¦.. not HIM coming.
Sad news, I know.
Butt Simon actually had it right.
@(ββ _β ) I don't do public transport. Apart from being hives for germs, bacteria, viruses and countless other nightmarish nasties with names I can't pronounce. The air is always heavily pungent with mixtures of wafting sweaty body odour, halitosis and farts and most bus stops smell of piss when there's no breeze.
I'm f**king classy I'll have you know young lady!
@SimonM A quote from the movie Crash:
You have no idea, do you? You have no idea why they put them great big windows on the sides of buses, do you? One reason only. To humiliate the people who are reduced to ridin' on 'em.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0375679/?re...
@SimonM There were so many vile smelling words here my eyes are watering. AND even more reasons why there are so few feral blowies.
YUK.
@BoonEvil show this to little girls, they never wanna wear pink again
but they gonna want a lamb
@Hyppytyynytyydytys Okay, I have some fresh celery.
Does the leafy end go in first, or the blunt end?
@Buttless Try both and let us know which you like better... or both for different reasons?
@PureVodkaπΊ My neighbor texted me, " I've just made synonym rolls."I texted her back, " You mean like grammar used to make?"
I haven't heard from her since.
@Adrianβ How strange! Why are you replying to a comment to Suisen about a giraffe?
Weirdo.
@Buttless The first vacuum I remember my folks having was an Electrolux. I remember my mother scolding me for pulling the cord all the way out and reveling as the machine retracted it all so quickly. Good times.
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ Nobody's every totally worthless. They can always serve as a bad example.
@PureVodkaπΊ Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ ''Pineapple Juice''
Absodanglutely, fellow perv's should enjoy the video of PINEAPPLE JUICE DUDES ARREST
google it
@CitizenD I need to share with you my book, "101 Uses for a Dead Cat."
www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Sim...
@StarKissed Well, I loved this one:
www.amazon.com/-/de/dp/144940116...
That's why the cat book seems promising to me:)
@(ββ _β ) Not funny!
My wall is constantly defaced with anal plugs and other anal stuff (Come and see!).
Sure, I invented this treatment method to scare some resident creeps, but now they haunt me...
Speaking of which, have you heard about my new skincare cream?
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ That would be 3 ways. Weightlifting isnt exactly on my to do list for happiness
God
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