Funny pics with captions. (8.9) (4073 views, 624 replies)
@BoonEvil Looks like a bad case of Peyronie's disease. I've seen those commercials.
@BoonEvil I've asked you a million times not to exaggerate.
@BoonEvil My legs have always been juuuust long enough to touch the ground. I'm so lucky.
@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ lol the men in black alien living in there or it harry potters real room under the stairs?
@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ lol does it make it really make it taste better?
@👨💻pmud👽🏴☠️ i actually have no clue, testing needed
@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ In the limited testing I conducted, the results were positive.
@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ I used to play softball. A couple on one team both had the number 34 1/2.
@(⌐■_■) I don't do public transport. Apart from being hives for germs, bacteria, viruses and countless other nightmarish nasties with names I can't pronounce. The air is always heavily pungent with mixtures of wafting sweaty body odour, halitosis and farts and most bus stops smell of piss when there's no breeze.
I'm f**king classy I'll have you know young lady!
@SimonM A quote from the movie Crash:
You have no idea, do you? You have no idea why they put them great big windows on the sides of buses, do you? One reason only. To humiliate the people who are reduced to ridin' on 'em.
@Hyppytyynytyydytys Okay, I have some fresh celery.
Does the leafy end go in first, or the blunt end?
@Buttless Try both and let us know which you like better... or both for different reasons?
@Hyppytyynytyydytys The blunt end won't fit and the leafy end tickles.
@PureVodka🍺 My neighbor texted me, " I've just made synonym rolls."I texted her back, " You mean like grammar used to make?"
I haven't heard from her since.
@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ Wow! So much TRUTH for such a small d**k.
better take a LOT
@Adrian∞ How strange! Why are you replying to a comment to Suisen about a giraffe?
@Buttless The first vacuum I remember my folks having was an Electrolux. I remember my mother scolding me for pulling the cord all the way out and reveling as the machine retracted it all so quickly. Good times.
@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ Nobody's every totally worthless. They can always serve as a bad example.
@PureVodka🍺 Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
@CitizenD I love it and I raise you two kitty arse-holes...
@CitizenD I need to share with you my book, "101 Uses for a Dead Cat."
@StarKissed Well, I loved this one:
That's why the cat book seems promising to me:)
@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ It certainly brings smiles all around
@JudgeDredd Yes but 2F on 1M sounds......a bit lgbt,xyzplural+++
@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ Where is Don??????????????
@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ That would be 3 ways. Weightlifting isnt exactly on my to do list for happiness
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