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Funny pics with captions. (8.9) (5348 views, 731 replies)


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@PureVodka🍺 *gigglesnorts*

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@❄Suisen❄ " How you like them apples? "

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@BoonEvil It's so perfectly placed that if I didn't know better, I'd say it was planned. smiley

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@BoonEvil Looks like a bad case of Peyronie's disease. I've seen those commercials.

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@SimonM Looks lyke three lyin's? js

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@(⌐■_■) Oops, misspelled Lie'nz.

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@SimonM This dog is a die hard rocker!

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@SimonM Thank goodness for texting.

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@❄Suisen❄ Gotta open a thread "Tricks we have used to avoid closer encounters or make ppl avoid us" . I am sure we gonna hear super interesting things. I once faked herpes infection after a professional meeting gone off the records and abusive...hahahahhha

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@SimonM confess now pls, 100% sure u got a story for us ahahahha

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@Nasos I have nothing to tell.. smiley smiley

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@SimonM ahahhahha

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@Nasos not even some funny walk of shame of some kind?

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@Nasos Nope, nothing. smiley

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@Nasos my stories are NSFW smiley
no honestly im to up front
i'd never fake anything smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ God I feel a big hypocrite right now.... Anyway I also confess I had to fake I got 2 kids from previous marriage, which recently ended but still in process of trials in the court ...

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@SimonM ouch smiley

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@SimonM With this one, 1 eye is as good as 2.

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@❄Suisen❄ Is that for the song YMCA?

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@SimonM That's the eleventeenth time I've seen that prediction.

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@BoonEvil I've asked you a million times not to exaggerate. smiley

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@Bread&Circuses words escape me.

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@SimonM AND that's why the 'crazy good' signage
looks sweaty and traumatized.👁👁

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@❄Suisen❄ The other side. :)

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@❄Suisen❄ (Psst...look behind you, dummy)

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@Bread&Circuses naa its one set smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 You mean like PMS?

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@Bread&Circuses yes,,,this smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 oh no Nanna smiley

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Heating Support

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@PureVodka🍺 A movers nightmare in and out smiley

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@BoonEvil My legs have always been juuuust long enough to touch the ground. I'm so lucky.

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@Bread&Circuses Knuckles too?

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@SimonM incorrect, though charmingly so;

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@BoonEvil She does have quite the following. I think she's a broad jumper. smiley

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@BoonEvil WEEKS?? smiley
smiley smiley smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 A fresh smiley Salted Caramel Vodka, is it not?

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been more than a few weeks.....

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@BoonEvil bout time smiley

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Some days i need this

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smiley smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak perhaps it was only a kitten? smiley

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@DontSpeak Protect the rain forest

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@❄Suisen❄ I used to play softball. A couple on one team both had the number 34 1/2.

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@SimonM Fantasies of getting blown at a bus stop? Think again… He’s blocking the sun so she can see phone screen: i.e. when the bus is coming….. not HIM coming.

Sad news, I know. smiley
Butt Simon actually had it right.

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@(⌐■_■) I don't do public transport. Apart from being hives for germs, bacteria, viruses and countless other nightmarish nasties with names I can't pronounce. The air is always heavily pungent with mixtures of wafting sweaty body odour, halitosis and farts and most bus stops smell of piss when there's no breeze.

I'm f**king classy I'll have you know young lady! smiley

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@SimonM A quote from the movie Crash:

You have no idea, do you? You have no idea why they put them great big windows on the sides of buses, do you? One reason only. To humiliate the people who are reduced to ridin' on 'em.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0375679/?re...

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@SimonM There were so many vile smelling words here my eyes are watering. AND even more reasons why there are so few feral blowies.
smiley YUK.

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@PureVodka🍺 cuck hubby smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 low loo humour smiley

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@BoonEvil show this to little girls, they never wanna wear pink again
but they gonna want a lamb

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@BoonEvil Beau Peep.

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@❄Suisen❄ A pu**y with an honest answer, refreshing smiley

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@BoonEvil lol we all nuts smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ That's too cute. Saving this. Thanks.

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@DontSpeak Okay, I have some fresh celery.
Does the leafy end go in first, or the blunt end? smiley

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@Buttless Try both and let us know which you like better... or both for different reasons? smiley

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@DontSpeak The blunt end won't fit and the leafy end tickles. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 My neighbor texted me, " I've just made synonym rolls."I texted her back, " You mean like grammar used to make?"
I haven't heard from her since.

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@Nasos Is his astrological sign cancer, too?

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@❄Suisen❄ Seedy . . .

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@SimonM Leo rockin his 49 yo body

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girlfrind seat smiley

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smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 Beavers eat wood.

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@❄Suisen❄ Wow! So much TRUTH for such a small d**k. smiley smiley

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better take a LOT smiley

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@Adrian∞ How strange! Why are you replying to a comment to Suisen about a giraffe?

smiley smiley smiley

Weirdo.

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@Buttless The first vacuum I remember my folks having was an Electrolux. I remember my mother scolding me for pulling the cord all the way out and reveling as the machine retracted it all so quickly. Good times.

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@SimonM That's nuts!

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@❄Suisen❄ Nobody's every totally worthless. They can always serve as a bad example.

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This just got me giggling 😂 🤣

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@PureVodka🍺 Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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That cat lol.

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@PureVodka🍺 wonder if its EEK ot yiiha

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Funny cakes are their own captions!


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Specific for the buttplug gang (you know who you are)
is this all natural material?? smiley

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@SimonM hey, no-one invited me!

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@❄Suisen❄ Ts, ts, ts....not hardcore......Professional smiley

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@BoonEvil omg 2½ heart seriously adorable!! smiley

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@BoonEvil He'll be back. smiley

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@SimonM Qu'est-ce que casket?

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@❄Suisen❄ Hubby doesn't have his head in the right place smiley

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@SimonM I'll take your word on the Bush part. I'm not going down there. smiley

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Jesus from Nazareth ..... i think theres an alert here .....

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@❄Suisen❄ appears to be preordained smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ That would be funny to watch in some nice comedy film!

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@❄Suisen❄ ''Pineapple Juice''

Absodanglutely, fellow perv's should enjoy the video of PINEAPPLE JUICE DUDES ARREST

google it smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ Thank you, I grok cops much better now. smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ Well that's settled. bhahahahahaha smiley

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If you don't feel like a big poo.... Minipoo !

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@CitizenD What would Rodin say?? smiley smiley

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@CitizenD smiley I love it and I raise you two kitty arse-holes...


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@CitizenD I was in a takeaway shop in England, full of customers, and a small child pointed to the sausage rolls and asked mother for 'a kitten bottom'. People laughed and mum turned red.

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@Buttless Love your anecdote! smiley smiley

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@CitizenD I need to share with you my book, "101 Uses for a Dead Cat."

www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Sim...

smiley

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@StarKissed Well, I loved this one:
www.amazon.com/-/de/dp/144940116...

That's why the cat book seems promising to me:)

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@StarKissed This is so good! smiley

I just found this pic:

smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@StarKissed And this one:

smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@CitizenD smiley smiley smiley smiley
We're sick! smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ It certainly brings smiles all around smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd Yes but 2F on 1M sounds......a bit lgbt,xyzplural+++

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@Nasos FFM is a classic threesome. DP is with MMF....the sandwich smiley

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Fashion adaption??

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@SimonM hahahhhhhhahahhahhha

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@SimonM what the fudge is my fav swear "expression"

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@❄Suisen❄ Where is Don?????????????? smiley smiley

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@(⌐■_■) Not funny! smiley smiley smiley

My wall is constantly defaced with anal plugs and other anal stuff (Come and see!). smiley smiley smiley

Sure, I invented this treatment method to scare some resident creeps, but now they haunt me...


Speaking of which, have you heard about my new skincare cream?

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@CitizenD smiley smiley
(We'll keep it on the DL, np.) smiley

^We get a 2moob discount tho?

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@❄Suisen❄ That would be 3 ways. Weightlifting isnt exactly on my to do list for happiness smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd should be exercise i guess lol

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@❄Suisen❄ .......thats.....my password smiley

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@CitizenD
So does he. smiley smiley smiley

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@CitizenD I leave you alone for 5dang minutes, and see whut happens?
smiley u can't behave!

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@CitizenD That is so bad! smiley smiley

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Some people can hardly mind their own...

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@(⌐■_■) Oh no! smiley

Someone has to burn it before it gives birth to something.

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@CitizenD The Thing !!

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@❄Suisen❄ 15 years ago when my sister was pregnant and subject to eating impulses, she asked for a piece of my pizza. I was stupid enough to ask "what is the magic word?". She replied: NOW!!!!!

Lesson of a lifetime....: Never get between a pregnant woman and a pizza smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd did she say it with a snarl or a growl ?? smiley

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@M3g4m1nd if you wanna avoid getting bitten lol
but -You chose wisely.....

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@M3g4m1nd You're lucky, my beloved binged on anchovies when preggy.
You know how expensive one tiny can of anchovies is? $$$$$!

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@Buttless Lucky is a matter of perspective. When my ex was pregnant, all the cravings she got.....she got them between 3 and 5 am. So when your beloved one wakes you up in the middle of the night and lovingly orders you to get dressed and drive 10 km to the nearest Burger King so she can feast on a double whopper with extra cheese and extra bacon......and as you drive back, she calls you to tell you that she changed her mind and now desperately wants an extra large and icy chocolate milkshake and.....5 minutes later calls you again and tells you that you better buy two of them and......2 min later she calls you to tell you that she also wants fresh strawberries...you are starting to re-evaluate the miracle of life smiley

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@BoonEvil Where can I buy a bottle? smiley

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@CitizenD Turn the subtitles off, they're in the way! smiley

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@CitizenD suicide by Tiger??smiley

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@michael59 He had one job.....

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[SPOILER]

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@PureVodka🍺 isnt that Mr Beans son?

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@BoonEvil Maybe they meant like a big flat circus popsicle?

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@SimonM because no women knows a few trix or has a jar opener smiley
nice way to make a dude waste some effort tho

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@❄Suisen❄ Not all of them though.. smiley

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"im so helpless" flashes lashes

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@SimonM .....perhaps I can



Yup.....I definitely can


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@JudgeDredd smiley That must have cost a fortune! smiley smiley

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@SimonM Money well spent. Your own personal coffee table. The one that will never be too far to move for smiley

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@JudgeDredd Hold my beer.. smiley

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@SimonM That.....is disturbing on so many levels, chiefly among which is the fact that somebody made a thong that big and second, that someone wore it smiley smiley

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whut in Jesus name???

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@❄Suisen❄ Spelunking always builds an appetite smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd i was confused to the no weirdos smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ Probably taco hating individuals smiley

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@SimonM Not true. I am also terrible at sports and my finger is glued to the Parked Regen button. smiley

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@JudgeDredd Better than putting on a frock! smiley smiley

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@SimonM Dont know about that. Sometimes it has its benefits smiley smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd Yep, you can't argue with that. smiley smiley

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@SimonM Its even used in international relations smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd I see a problem with the shoes though, they're not so scary smiley

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@SimonM ...and this is where you would be wrong. There is a blade hidden in the pom pom of each shoe. The idea was to kick your adversary in the family jewels....and deprive him of a chance to a family. They were widely used in the revolution of 1821 against the Turkish occupation.

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@JudgeDredd Shit! They're really scary shoes! Where's that intimidating upturned codpiece when you need it?!

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@JudgeDredd I remember I was told about the skirt doing that years ago, I didn't know it was true and the source wasn't reliable for info at the best of times. It was before internet days though so I never got round to looking it up. smiley

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@SimonM hahahhhhahhhha

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@JudgeDredd 🎵 Είναι βαριά, πολύ βαριά.... 🎵

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@JudgeDredd smiley i saw nothin

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@❄Suisen❄ Nothing to see really....



smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd you gonna flash me on my birthday??
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@shabbapaul So funny i actually purged my box with electric cords n stuff

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@❄Suisen❄ This is SO absodamnlutely true... its heartbreaking. smiley
smiley Wonder if it violate TOS to talk about PV like that?

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@PureVodka🍺 ahahahhahhahhahha. Nice one

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@PureVodka🍺 It's actually a Prison Planet, according to the E.T.s.

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@❄Suisen❄ Vicious!! ☝️ smiley

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Hmmm... kinda sorta works as a house boat?
Betcha there's no rent or taxes.
Upgrade w a bigger boat anytime.
Mast makes a great antenna boom.
Def no neighbors.
No kids or stray dog poop... oh, and no mowing!
Nearly zombie proof.
All questions answered! smiley
smiley I love it. smiley

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@(⌐■_■) Well dang it
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@(⌐■_■) Hey, there would be a lot less regulation, no building codes, or approvals from the county either, since it's not a permanent structure. 💡 Good idea.

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ok ok *goes to naughty corner*

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smiley DO NOT ASK... I swear:

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@(⌐■_■) 😚🤐 ...

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@❄Suisen❄ So, is that a...
smiley Nono, srsly don't even look. smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ That sounds about right......even for the prequel smiley smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ Ask a stupid question... smiley

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@SimonM i found that if you pull the handle the door opens,
like magic smiley
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@SimonM When I look in the mirror, I see a frumpy old lady looking back at me.

Last week at Costco a man insisted that I go head of him because I was too beautiful to stand in line. smiley

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@michael59 I got checked out in Tesco yesterday by a woman that looked like an obese Ewok. She had visible facial hair from about 5 metres, unkempt, she was shallow breathing through her continuously open mouth and using the shopping trolly as a Zimmer Frame.. Then she grinned at me, more like a grimace with bad teeth...

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@SimonM That was YOU I smiled at in Tesco yesterday?! smiley

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@michael59 I think you're really hot smiley smiley

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@CitizenD What is this trying to say? Did someone think these were T.P. rolls, and one got all used up? smiley

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@StarKissed Exactly!

Or in other (my) words - someone wiped their Arse with him. smiley

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@CitizenD ah ha! I was thinking Big Foot! or maybe it was Big Arse. smiley

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Pronouns Skinny/Slim

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@❄Suisen❄ I'll have to use that one. lol

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@michael59 well i made it from free stock pics soo smiley

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@michael59 i could so see men pissed over thissmiley

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@❄Suisen❄ On behalf of all real men that don't wear ladies undies and think men in dresses should not be allowed in women only spaces etc. This bloke is a complete arsehole and deserves a kicking. smiley

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@SimonM haha well yeah, the designer is usually allowed in dressing rooms, but dressed himself, no helicopters swinging

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@❄Suisen❄ Helicopters have 2 blades, not one. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 I wonder if he was the same Nigerian guy trying to give away all that cash. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 Why is that funny? smiley

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@michael59 Just thought it would appeal to some.

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@PureVodka🍺 It did. I'm just in a teasing mood today. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 Thank you PV, this is so true!

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@CitizenD I KNOW you made that happen! smiley

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@StarKissed Too much of an honor. I found it:)

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@SimonM is he drinking mayo??

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@❄Suisen❄ Something like that. I've seen a few references to people drinking Ranch Dressing, might be that.

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@SimonM Ok, Simon's woman is still in the kitchen making him food, and the other 3 women can't cook.

SOLVED! smiley

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@StarKissed She was just out of view, smoking my pipe in that photo.. smiley

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This was funnier with sound, but I can't get it to work. My daughter had to bring in the young ones when temps got too cold.

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@StarKissed king of the hill smiley

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@SimonM oh dear smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ Exactly! smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 only if a tree falls .....

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@SimonM poor female cops, and security,
patting down women finding consealed she testicles

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@PureVodka🍺 tough cookies those girl scouts

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@PureVodka🍺 There are places where people eat butter like we eat cheese. I forget where. I think it might be Switzerland. I also know of this German family that saves the bacon grease and spreads it on a slice of bread like we would with peanut butter. smiley

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@michael59 Most of the time i will use up the bacon grease via pouring all over the food on the plate.
You will prob find this funny, if i have a mixed salad with my food, i always put extra virgin olive oil on it and if i have just been cooking bacon, i will also put bacon grease on the salad as well. It's very tasty, but i am doing Keto.
I also go through 1/2 kilo of butter a week in coffee, but apart from nibbling on a little bit, i can not eat it like some do.

Thanks for sharing. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 & Michael59, in the Southern U.S., they take the oil and drippings from frying ham and bacon and spoon it over biscuits.
It's called:
"Red Eye Gravy." smiley smiley

True Story!

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@StarKissed Have you ever tasted it?

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@michael59 lol, my folks and all my relatives are from the South, so yes, unfortunately. smiley
Not my thing. smiley

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@michael59 That first one were she puts all that extra salt in it LsmileyL
www.youtube.com/shorts/AQm5VPbrr...
www.youtube.com/shorts/3GITMm_Tu...
www.youtube.com/shorts/k4fkcNn6h...

This is not what we are lead to believe.

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@PureVodka🍺 We only used margarine when I was a kid. As soon as I became an adult living on my own, I never ate it again. Butter is so much better on everything.

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@michael59 Before Keto i used margarine, the main reason was i had drilled in my head butter is bad for you (saturated fats). We are brought up with lies and misinformation.

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@michael59 After cutting out margarine from my diet for quite a while and trying to eat more healthily, I had to revert back to it one time and I was doubled over with cramps so bad, I thought I was dying. Never again! Gah!

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@PureVodka🍺 What happens if you don't do enough exercise to counteract all that fat? That is way more grams of fat than we should put in our bodies, isn't it? (Yes, I heard her say it breaks down into Triglycerides, etc., so your arteries aren't affected), but it still seems it's an overload in some way. I'd need to study on this before I'd believe her. lol

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@StarKissed When doing Keto, your body uses saturated fat has the main fuel source. What we are told over the years as we grow up is just lies and misinformation. Do your own research here, but it is to much carbs that " turn in to fat ", when i started Keto, i was well over doing the coconut oil (only just learning about Keto) which is 82% saturated fat, but for what little fat i had on me, it just melted off. (I was honestly shocked at how easy you could lose fat, even tho my kcal intake had over doubled)

I had posted a lot more here, but half of it is missing, i'm not writing it again.

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@❄Suisen❄ A likely excuse! smiley

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@StarKissed i like to be helpful smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ I've got something I need a hand with, but help would be better.. smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ Heard rumors that Chronic Lyme disease been a big bugger, big population :-(

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@PureVodka🍺 i think i smelled some farting going on.....smiley

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@SimonM HEY
that pic wasnt for sharing Simon

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@❄Suisen❄ Sorry, I thought you just meant the topless ones.. smiley

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@SimonM lol..

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@StarKissed Hey, where did he get the plastic straw?! I hate these paper ones. lol

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@michael59 This must've been drawn by guys in the U.S. smiley We still use plastic ones here.

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@michael59 i prefer silicon/metal ones, i do carry in my back pack

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@❄Suisen❄ After watching a Dr Berg vid on how much plastic a human can consume, i bought something like these:
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Handy for when i drink ACV.

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@PureVodka🍺 yes thats the kind i got 2€
but i gott 2 bent and 2 straight

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lol like parodies

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@❄Suisen❄ It's dripping with sarcasm smiley

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@BoonEvil whut?? nooo wayyy smiley

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@michael59 smiley Hey, that's my word!

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@StarKissed yea, a smart one!

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@❄Suisen❄ You just keep getting better and better with this Sh*t-Stuff! smiley

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@StarKissed hey sometimes s*it happens smiley

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@SimonM ahahahhhhhhhahahhahhaha

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ok, can we bring speedos back?? PLZ!! all is forgiven

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@❄Suisen❄ I just watched the video of that on YT, he's a reporter making fun of them and apparently he didn't know how to tuck properly smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
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Every Man's (@SimonM's) Dream.
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@PureVodka🍺 That's old tech, I like the new version smiley smiley

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@Buttless If we could choose our demise... smiley

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@SimonM men will try anything to get a head smiley

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@Buttless and big boobies too!

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@Buttless You know a male made this up as a joke, or for his GF.

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@StarKissed But.... I believe everything on the Internet, that's technology.
Don'y you? smiley

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@Buttless if there's a photo with a quote of corse, coarse, course, Coor's... I mean, I DEF BELIEVE IT. We'd be crazy not too ryte?

*random photo*

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@SimonM women pee sitting, poop sitting
guys pee sitting/standing, poop sitting
why should it be upright??

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@❄Suisen❄ We pee more than we poop.

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@CitizenD Love this! smiley
But, I thot polyticks were off limit?

smiley *is it my imagination or does that left one look like Rudy? smiley

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@(⌐■_■) smiley Sssssh...... I have nude pics of Rudy looking at spicy pics on erm... someones laptop - the old bugger.

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@CitizenD FAAAK NOE!! smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ Their knees ?

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@shabbapaul smiley one possibility, my answer is under pic tho....

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@❄Suisen❄ Not all of them, that's for damn sure.

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@Buttless You really like this gif don't you? smiley

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@CitizenD Beep beep!

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@CitizenD nice camouflage smiley

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@CitizenD For some strange reason, I really like this photo. smiley smiley

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@CitizenD I think u chose that pic because u feel hairy...deep inside smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@Adrian∞ smiley deep inside

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smiley oh lordy

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Al Pacino (83) and Noor Alfallah (29) are expecting a baby.

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@Buttless Naaa he has a big willy smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ I don't know about that.

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Maître Chocolatier SimonM once again excels in creating a mouth-watering new product. smiley smiley smiley

Bravo Monsieur SimonM!

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@CitizenD Not bad......though other shapes seem to bring more smiles around



On both sexes



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@PureVodka🍺 Never too much wine smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ ....or weed smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ smiley Hello neighbor smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ Is that a request? smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ that rules me out smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 Oldie but goldie

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@SimonM FukTheJetsons for lying to us!!

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@SimonM hehehhe

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@SimonM "the papa tiger"

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@SimonM I remember I did something similar once when I broke a crystal vase intended as a wedding gift. Instead of replacing the vase, I replaced the tag with one saying "3D jigsaw puzzle" and added a tube of glue in the box smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd You did not! smiley I don't believe it. smiley

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@StarKissed Yup...thats me. The perfect friend smiley smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd That is so rotten. smiley smiley Definitely something they'll talk about for years! smiley smiley

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@StarKissed The groom thought it was hilarious. The bride, not so much smiley Even funnier was the fact that the groom actually attempted to bring it back to life. Though he seemed to be doing it mostly because it annoyed the hell out of his bride. He had made some good progress on it until she had enough of both him and me and broke it back to smithereens. I have never seen a woman clean broken glass with such a satisfied look on her face smiley

And before you judge me, you should know that she was a handful. When I first met her some 30 years ago, I went to pick them both up to go to a night club. It was a really posh one and the owner was a family friend. As such, I always had VIP treatment at his bars and clubs, meaning I never had to wait in line and was allowed to park my car right in front of the entrance. This is the funny part here. My car at the time was a Mitsubishi Gallant from 1970. It was my father's first car and he gave it to me as I had just gotten my driver's license and he didnt want to worry about the unavoidable damages a rookie driver will do. And the car looked kinda beat up and for good reason. So, I am about to make the turn into the club's driveway and all of a sudden, she yells NOOOOOOOOO. Admittedly I was surprised and asked what was the problem. And the groom replied: "Cant you tell? She doesnt want to be seen exiting this car" smiley
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UN cars in Kiev get tagged when there is no help for the flood victims of the broken dam.
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@Buttless i fixed the pronouns for you smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ Thank you for correcting it, sometimes I am confused. smiley

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Some advice from 'Father and Son' (1948)

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@shabbapaul using targets new ''tuck it'' underwear smiley

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i think Bart would be jealous smiley

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@❄Suisen❄ or you can enhance nature with a stick-on:

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@SimonM oh i thought that was him/they Sam Smith....

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@SimonM Is that underwear for those that dress up like this:
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@PureVodka🍺 I think you might be right smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 pretty sure they said it was this one
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