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@BoonEvil It's so perfectly placed that if I didn't know better, I'd say it was planned. smiley

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@BoonEvil Looks like a bad case of Peyronie's disease. I've seen those commercials.

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@SimonM Looks lyke three lyin's? js

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@SimonM This dog is a die hard rocker!

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@SimonM Thank goodness for texting.

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ Gotta open a thread "Tricks we have used to avoid closer encounters or make ppl avoid us" . I am sure we gonna hear super interesting things. I once faked herpes infection after a professional meeting gone off the records and abusive...hahahahhha

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@SimonM confess now pls, 100% sure u got a story for us ahahahha

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@Nasos I have nothing to tell.. smiley smiley

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@SimonM ahahhahha

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@Nasos not even some funny walk of shame of some kind?

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@Nasos Nope, nothing. smiley

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@Nasos my stories are NSFW smiley
no honestly im to up front
i'd never fake anything smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ God I feel a big hypocrite right now.... Anyway I also confess I had to fake I got 2 kids from previous marriage, which recently ended but still in process of trials in the court ...

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@SimonM With this one, 1 eye is as good as 2.

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@SimonM That's the eleventeenth time I've seen that prediction.

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@BoonEvil I've asked you a million times not to exaggerate. smiley

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@Bread&Circuses words escape me.

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@SimonM AND that's why the 'crazy good' signage
looks sweaty and traumatized.πŸ‘πŸ‘

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@PureVodka🍺 You mean like PMS?

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Heating Support

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@PureVodka🍺 A movers nightmare in and out smiley

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@BoonEvil My legs have always been juuuust long enough to touch the ground. I'm so lucky.

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@Bread&Circuses Knuckles too?

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@SimonM incorrect, though charmingly so;

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@BoonEvil She does have quite the following. I think she's a broad jumper. smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ lol the men in black alien living in there or it harry potters real room under the stairs?

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@BoonEvil WEEKS?? smiley
smiley smiley smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 A fresh smiley Salted Caramel Vodka, is it not?

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been more than a few weeks.....

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Some days i need this

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smiley smiley smiley

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@Hyppytyynytyydytys perhaps it was only a kitten? smiley

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@Hyppytyynytyydytys Protect the rain forest

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ I used to play softball. A couple on one team both had the number 34 1/2.

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@SimonM Fantasies of getting blown at a bus stop? Think again… He’s blocking the sun so she can see phone screen: i.e. when the bus is coming….. not HIM coming.

Sad news, I know. smiley
Butt Simon actually had it right.

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@(βŒβ– _β– ) I don't do public transport. Apart from being hives for germs, bacteria, viruses and countless other nightmarish nasties with names I can't pronounce. The air is always heavily pungent with mixtures of wafting sweaty body odour, halitosis and farts and most bus stops smell of piss when there's no breeze.

I'm f**king classy I'll have you know young lady! smiley

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@SimonM A quote from the movie Crash:

You have no idea, do you? You have no idea why they put them great big windows on the sides of buses, do you? One reason only. To humiliate the people who are reduced to ridin' on 'em.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0375679/?re...

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@SimonM There were so many vile smelling words here my eyes are watering. AND even more reasons why there are so few feral blowies.
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@PureVodka🍺 cuck hubby smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 low loo humour smiley

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@BoonEvil show this to little girls, they never wanna wear pink again
but they gonna want a lamb

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@BoonEvil Beau Peep.

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ A pu**y with an honest answer, refreshing smiley

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@Hyppytyynytyydytys Okay, I have some fresh celery.
Does the leafy end go in first, or the blunt end? smiley

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@Buttless Try both and let us know which you like better... or both for different reasons? smiley

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@Hyppytyynytyydytys The blunt end won't fit and the leafy end tickles. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 My neighbor texted me, " I've just made synonym rolls."I texted her back, " You mean like grammar used to make?"
I haven't heard from her since.

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@Nasos Is his astrological sign cancer, too?

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@PureVodka🍺 Beavers eat wood.

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ Wow! So much TRUTH for such a small d**k. smiley smiley

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@Hyppytyynytyydytys
better take a LOT smiley

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@Adrian∞ How strange! Why are you replying to a comment to Suisen about a giraffe?

smiley smiley smiley

Weirdo.

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@Buttless The first vacuum I remember my folks having was an Electrolux. I remember my mother scolding me for pulling the cord all the way out and reveling as the machine retracted it all so quickly. Good times.

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@SimonM That's nuts!

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ Nobody's every totally worthless. They can always serve as a bad example.

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This just got me giggling πŸ˜‚ 🀣

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@PureVodka🍺 Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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That cat lol.

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Funny cakes are their own captions!


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Specific for the buttplug gang (you know who you are)
is this all natural material?? smiley

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@SimonM hey, no-one invited me!

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ Ts, ts, ts....not hardcore......Professional smiley

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@BoonEvil He'll be back. smiley

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@SimonM Qu'est-ce que casket?

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ Hubby doesn't have his head in the right place smiley

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@SimonM I'll take your word on the Bush part. I'm not going down there. smiley

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Jesus from Nazareth ..... i think theres an alert here .....

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ That would be funny to watch in some nice comedy film!

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ ''Pineapple Juice''

Absodanglutely, fellow perv's should enjoy the video of PINEAPPLE JUICE DUDES ARREST

google it smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ Thank you, I grok cops much better now. smiley

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If you don't feel like a big poo.... Minipoo !

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@CitizenD What would Rodin say?? smiley smiley

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@CitizenD smiley I love it and I raise you two kitty arse-holes...


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@CitizenD I was in a takeaway shop in England, full of customers, and a small child pointed to the sausage rolls and asked mother for 'a kitten bottom'. People laughed and mum turned red.

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@Buttless Love your anecdote! smiley smiley

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@CitizenD I need to share with you my book, "101 Uses for a Dead Cat."

www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Sim...

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@StarKissed Well, I loved this one:
www.amazon.com/-/de/dp/144940116...

That's why the cat book seems promising to me:)

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@StarKissed This is so good! smiley

I just found this pic:

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@StarKissed And this one:

smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd Yes but 2F on 1M sounds......a bit lgbt,xyzplural+++

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@Nasos FFM is a classic threesome. DP is with MMF....the sandwich smiley

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@SimonM hahahhhhhhahahhahhha

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@SimonM what the fudge is my fav swear "expression"

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@(βŒβ– _β– ) Not funny! smiley smiley smiley

My wall is constantly defaced with anal plugs and other anal stuff (Come and see!). smiley smiley smiley

Sure, I invented this treatment method to scare some resident creeps, but now they haunt me...


Speaking of which, have you heard about my new skincare cream?

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@CitizenD smiley smiley
(We'll keep it on the DL, np.) smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ That would be 3 ways. Weightlifting isnt exactly on my to do list for happiness smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd should be exercise i guess lol

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