Funny pics with captions. (8.9) (4073 views, 624 replies)

@PureVodka🍺 *gigglesnorts*

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ " How you like them apples? "

@BoonEvil It's so perfectly placed that if I didn't know better, I'd say it was planned.

@BoonEvil Looks like a bad case of Peyronie's disease. I've seen those commercials.

@SimonM Looks lyke three lyin's? js

@SimonM This dog is a die hard rocker!

@SimonM Thank goodness for texting.

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ Gotta open a thread "Tricks we have used to avoid closer encounters or make ppl avoid us" . I am sure we gonna hear super interesting things. I once faked herpes infection after a professional meeting gone off the records and abusive...hahahahhha

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ dosmovies.com/film/Dragonfly

@SimonM ouch

@SimonM With this one, 1 eye is as good as 2.

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ Is that for the song YMCA?

@SimonM That's the eleventeenth time I've seen that prediction.

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴

@PureVodka🍺

@SimonM AND that's why the 'crazy good' signage
looks sweaty and traumatized.👁👁

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ The other side. :)

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ (Psst...look behind you, dummy)

@Bread&Circuses naa its one set

@PureVodka🍺 You mean like PMS?

@Bread&Circuses yes,,,this

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴

@PureVodka🍺 oh no Nanna

@PureVodka🍺 A movers nightmare in and out

@SimonM

@SimonM incorrect, though charmingly so;

@Bread&Circuses cheeky

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ lol the men in black alien living in there or it harry potters real room under the stairs?

@PureVodka🍺

@PureVodka🍺 A fresh Salted Caramel Vodka, is it not?

@BoonEvil bout time

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ lol does it make it really make it taste better?

@Hyppytyynytyydytys perhaps it was only a kitten?

@Hyppytyynytyydytys Protect the rain forest

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ I used to play softball. A couple on one team both had the number 34 1/2.

@SimonM Fantasies of getting blown at a bus stop? Think again… He’s blocking the sun so she can see phone screen: i.e. when the bus is coming….. not HIM coming.

Sad news, I know.
Butt Simon actually had it right.

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴

@PureVodka🍺 cuck hubby

@PureVodka🍺 low loo humour

@BoonEvil show this to little girls, they never wanna wear pink again
but they gonna want a lamb

@BoonEvil Beau Peep.

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ A pu**y with an honest answer, refreshing

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ That's too cute. Saving this. Thanks.

@Hyppytyynytyydytys Okay, I have some fresh celery.
Does the leafy end go in first, or the blunt end?

@PureVodka🍺 My neighbor texted me, " I've just made synonym rolls."I texted her back, " You mean like grammar used to make?"
I haven't heard from her since.

@Nasos Is his astrological sign cancer, too?

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ Seedy . . .

@SimonM Leo rockin his 49 yo body

@PureVodka🍺 Beavers eat wood.

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ Wow! So much TRUTH for such a small d**k.

@Buttless The first vacuum I remember my folks having was an Electrolux. I remember my mother scolding me for pulling the cord all the way out and reveling as the machine retracted it all so quickly. Good times.

@SimonM That's nuts!

@SimonM

@Bread&Circuses ROFL @

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ Nobody's every totally worthless. They can always serve as a bad example.

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴

@PureVodka🍺 Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

@PureVodka🍺 wonder if its EEK ot yiiha

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴

@✴𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕟✴ Ts, ts, ts....not hardcore......Professional