Funny pics with captions. (8.7) (6248 views, 805 replies)
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@Bread&Circuses 
that's good. My Mom was famous for it when I was in my teens early 20's 
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@DemandingFemale Let me guess. He was named after the contraceptive he breached. The fact that Jesus is mentioned is due to the fact that his breakthrough is attributed to divine assistance.
Let's just hope, that he never met this guy:
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@Bread&Circuses It's about an hours drive from where I live to get there...been caught up in and stuck in a few of those instant road closures 
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You tease me.
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@CitizenD So much so that Denis Leary even wrote this song about me... youtu.be/lX4hN2KAaww
And the winner is....
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@🌞Suisen🌞 Sooo Gooood when accompanied by The Sound of Silence. I didn't get to watch till last night. Brilliant!
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@max_black I despise going in those at night. It was so dark. I could hear "things" crawling around inside and outside. I don't think I ever peed so fast in all my life. I'm so glad I was drunk at the time 
@💛Yellow_rose1💛 Darn things are just as creepy during the day...only difference is you can actually see those 'things' 
that are crawling around.
@max_black One thing for sure, you didn't sit there and read like we do these days. I've had The Readers Digest my entire life. Good stuff.
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@🌞Suisen🌞 When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor.”
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@max_black I might get this printed on a badge. Would save me a lot of time lol
*notallowedtosweareitherdammit.
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@PureVodka🍺 Yes. Well spotted. I never spotted it.
You must have good observation skills.
Wonder why the artist put it there ?
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@michael59 I scrolled down that link a bit and found this one too--
i.imgur.io/I4IBNnq_d.webp?maxwid...
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@DontSpeak Most memes from there are political. The only thing left for them to do is to post the leftovers.
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Oh wait.... have you seen the latest headline on patriotpost?
No joke. It's from today. 
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@DontSpeak That was my last for the time being. When it's most enjoyable you should stop:)
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@🌞Suisen🌞 Can I ask what type of file this is? I'm assuming it's a copied URL, but is it a jpeg, png or gif? Thanks :)
@🌞Suisen🌞 So it's an image file you've uploaded? I'm having issues viewing so many of your pictures. I was wondering if it was just a certain type of file.
@DemandingFemale you cant view the pic? this one is uploaded on inet, not directly from my pc
@🌞Suisen🌞 No. It won't load at all. No idea why. It only seems to be you and only about 50% of time.
All I see is...
[SPOILER]
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@DemandingFemale oh ok weird its supposed to be able to use as host for pics to facebook n such
@🌞Suisen🌞 It might just be me. I'll wait and see if anyone else has the same issues and replies here. Thanks :)
@Buttless I never have any problem with your stuff. I've tried all the usual suspects - add-ons, browsers, etc, and it's made no difference.
It's a glitch in the matrix. Thanks for replying :)
@DemandingFemale the main trouble I have is if the file name contains any off the banned words (and there are some odd ones) the file loads but won't display. Like Sh*tterton or D*ck van Dyke.
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@Buttless McDonald's took it down:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Now a movie theater is advertising there.
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@max_black I love snow and snowflakes when it's snowing. Why couldn't they pick on acorns to be derogatory??? 
These expressions are what's not special. lol
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@max_black Mmmh... your new picture. I have the feeling you are staring at me. Do you?
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@michael59 By the look of it, maybe Fisher Price should be manufacturing guard rails as well... 
@max_black I wish they made real cars. I get one from them before I'd even consider getting a Tesla.
@Bread&Circuses Licorice cigars and pipes.
I'm amazed that our generation actually made it to adulthood. lol
@michael59 Remember eating cake after someone had blown all over it ?
Man...we were wild
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@🌞Suisen🌞 Oh man. I will take a mask over a ball gag any day of the year. That ball gag is damn uncomfortable. I bought one for my gf some years back and after she complained about it (and after me dismissing her complaints as touchy ) she made me try it on.....I could almost swallow my own tongue and drown in my saliva. The only one who found a good use for it was the dog. It replaced his favorite chew toy for several days. I tell you.....watching a dog wearing one was YouTube worthy
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@max_black I am guessing they also never had a dog that crapped all over the bed and the carpet....
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@michael59 LOL one of each. When i went to see/choose my latest dog ,i ended up with two. Wasn't because of the color although they were different colors ,i just couldn't separate the last two puppies so when the lady said witch one i said both :)
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No measly caption 2D junk for valentines day, nope we brought out the good VIDEO:
YW👍
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@SimonM Clothes? Let me tell you a little story. Back in University, we decided to go to Milton Keynes for a day out. While we were walking on the shopping mall, the girls saw a shoe store and went in. As we didn't feel like waiting, us the guys decided to go across the street to indulge in some pool and arcades. We did that for almost three hours with the girls showing no signs of life. So we went to see a movie, Jurassic Park, if memory serves me well. At the end of the movie and after almost 5 hours, we got worried. So we walked back to the shoe store and........they were still there, they had taken down pretty much all the shoes from their shelves and were still trying to decide which to get. FOR 5 HOURS !!!!!!
@DontSpeak Oh no. These were all BFFs. Of course, one of them is about to be my wife, but only 30 years after that incident
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@🌞Suisen🌞 Did you hear about the snail runner that rid himself of his shell in order to become faster ?
Alas, it only made him more sluggish.
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...the Carterton council has had complaints about its campaign to clear overgrown vegetation from the footpaths.
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@DontSpeak exactly.
is the greasy forehead haircurl a redeaming feature?
*inquiring minds... nope wait, no they don't wanna know either*
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@🌞Suisen🌞 Gee where did you get the Alien idea from.
dosmovies.com/forum/thread/Funny...
@DontSpeak do you have dibs on alien pics ? *confused*
i just replied with angel on purevodkas post, *scratches head*
lets ease down with the facepalms???
@🌞Suisen🌞 DERP *confused* yet you claim no one understands your sarcasm? It's cos you don't use emojis properly.
*confused* 
Yes, I do when all you do is take from what you think is what is gonna be good.
Sheesh. Give it a rest.
Ease down yourself, girl.
Originality isn't your strong suit, is it?
Snarky = Narky, and it's not a great quality.
Ease up on your disapproval clothed as being sarcastic when you don't even spell the abbreviation for f**king correctly. It's NOT FFN it's FKN.
@DontSpeak *confused* is not an emoji but me trying to fígure whats wrong with you,
originality is picking a web pic? well ok sure
facepalm has never been a "snarky" emoji,
but thanks for removing yourself as "friend"
its nice when the trash takes itself out...
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@Bread&Circuses That was my dream car until I was around 40. Now I have my dream car, a Toyota Corolla. Parts are a dime a dozen and with a little care, they run forever. lol
@Bread&Circuses Helen Mirren or Tina Turner, that's my idea of a grandma.
But in reality... no.
@Bread&Circuses Ah, music from the good old days. Remember the Ronettes too, they must be great-grandmas by now.
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the more colorful and fancy CATERPILLARS look, the more poisenous they usually are!
WTF?
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@Bread&Circuses In 1969, I turned 11 years old. I had already been smoking cigarettes for 5 years. I can remember sitting in front of a mirror at age 6 practising blowing smoke rings, but at age eleven, I learned how to inhale each puff.
Did you know it only takes 2 weeks to become addicted to tobacco, even if you don't inhale? I didn't.
@michael59 I'm officially a nonsmoker. I quit 13 months ago after smoking for 50 years. And i smoked all kinds of evil stuff. Really starting to feel the difference at long last. They blasted off for the first moon landing on my tenth birthday. 
@Bread&Circuses Good for you! 
You should be very proud.
It's been 3.4 years since I quit and I still struggle with it every single day. I just keep telling myself, "I can never smoke another cigarette as long as I live."
I remember giggling when he hesitated about stepping off the ladder and on to the moons surface. 
@michael59 i always said, *if i get sick ill quit* stroke xmas 2014, i said -Ok so im a non smoker, never looked back, miss the psychological part tho
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@shabbapaul From the look on his face, I don't think it's the first time he's had to do something like that..
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@🌞Suisen🌞 One need to cut a coconut before one puts the lime in the coconut.
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@SimonM How about the equator being an imaginary lion 🦁 running round the earth ? I still believe it 🧐
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