🚾🪠 Poems fron the Underbelly 💩🚀 (642 views, 74 replies)
moderator
two signs of the hand
i cross myself
in front of every church
i plum myself
in front of every orchard
how I do the former
every catholic knows
how I do the latter
I alone
xx0x0xx
master
moderator
(Don't steal my) Thunder
i could puke
throw up
vomit
spew
or ralph
everything must come out
i relieve myself
barf
hurl
even chunder
can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
you better run, you better take cover
(thank you thesaurus)
master
@Buttless 
Vaaaance....
I think it was Vance who f'd that poor sofa. 
At least that's how I recall it.
@Don🗡️Robusto You're right, it was Vance.
So many preverts in that gang that I get confused.
senior master
Poetry? Here is an Irish Limerick about movies to make everyone more cheerful
Our local cinematorium
is not just a cheap censatorium
but a most ineffectual
heterosexual
mutual masturbatorium.
senior master
moderator
of times - By Ernst Jandl (Austrian poet and writer)
be that today be it a sh*tty day
its yesterday's day its been a sh*tty day just like yesterday
come tomorrow it will be a sh*tty day just like tomorrow
and so it will be the sh*tting week
and from the sh*tting week to the sh*tting week
so its build up the sh*t april
and it will be attached to sh*t may
and it is attached to the sh*t june sh*t
july august etten zetteren
so its build up the sh*t year
and on all fours of the sh*t year
and have each of the sh*t year on it a nummeron
nineteensh*thundred and seventysevensh*t
sh*t nineteenhundredsh*teighty and sh*tseventysh*t
so build up his life of sh*t
step by step hear of the births
and yet it is truly to sh*t to death
@Don🗡️Robusto Oh no, does that meanz 🧐
EVUR DANG THANG is Buttless’z problem…
or him’s fault? 
💩☝️💩☝️💩☝?? ?💩☝️💩
There once was a Moobian named Buttless
Whose antics were fun to disrupt us.
Butt he got disgraced,
Wiff farts in his face.
Now his nose is totally stuffed!
@(⌐■_■) 
Now you have to fear his WRATH 
Wait.... I can hear him coming. I'm out.
master
In 2025 the world may ignite,
Temptation and hate day and night.
Ambitions unmet, and soon we'll regret...
Hiring fukwads that created this plight. 
Wait... what were we talking about?
moderator
The wilful snake
rattling its rattle was the rattlesnake
until its rattling needed a break
regardless it rattled on and on
till its ratlle made a rattly tone
as the rattle was swollen
it felt very sullen
yet it rattled all day
until it passed away
senior master
There's a felon who talks like a monkey
Rude, greedy and mentally clunky
He ganged up with predators
Self serving senators
And took over the whole fuk'n country.
@Buttless That guy is a friggn malignant troll
Wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole
His hair is sparse
The office a farce
Lets throw him in an abyssal hole.
@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 In the Garden of Eden God's vision
created perfection, just by wish'n
then out of the junk
made the rat and the skunk,
the snake and the first politician.
@Judge_Cannon There once was a 2Moobs moderator
Who had an appetite like an alligator
His villainous plan?
Catch admirers of orange man
And throw them in his incinerator.
@Judge_Cannon I know, right? But it is art - an artistic form of expression (poem). That's why it is covered by artistic freedom.
"Freedom of artistic expression means, that we have to tolerate some art that is offensive, insulting, outrageous, or just plain bad."
You could also say it's my job description.
@Don🗡️Robusto Good, I like that sort of artistic expression.
The president became a dictator 
his willy is like a potater. [SPOILER]
A convicted felon
fellated by Elon 
and Melania won't let him mate-her.
@Judge_Cannon I knew you would.
Don and Judge Cannon
share a mutual passion
They enjoy to transgress
and make fun of the Prez
They gave themselves the permission.
master
senior master
The 2-Movies mods go insane
On duty again and again
YES to butt--plugs and kinks
but NO POLITICS, NO LINKS
Can our site ever be the same?
master
@(⌐■_■) … 2025 and we are living in thee anysubj world for real.
Butt, we cannot talk about THAT aneeeemoar, nope nada.
This site actively supports tired word games that two people still google ‘n swap for ‘entertainment’. 
Thrill seeking zombies are stunning. 
Just kicking dust ‘n stones up in here.
Why we still here BTW?
Somebody make a rhyme about it that makes sense…
I’ll wait.
master
senior master
One for you, Ro_o.
The Dildo of Destiny is erected
Greased, warm and hard as expected
because, as you know
deep down below
a clitty is feeling neglected.
master
@Buttless Huge disappointment if you didn’t?
Let’s go to a thrift store and pick out absurd outfits to wear to group therapy!!
We can break into a fight by tearing off pieces of each others clothing dueling with “wild accusations”.
Think we could get down to underwear?
How long… in minutes? Bets?!?🤔💭
Cops called or just kicked out??
So many questions… 
@Buttless You two get a room now aaand... can I be your best man?
Please?
[SPOILER]
@Don🗡️Robusto Now hush-yerself... if he can MOO in that outfit,
I'm all in.
Don't need a therapist however.
Already hired THE RAPIST character.
We are developing the Horney Dude character
presently.
A corn husking position may 'open' shortly.
We will contact your agent.
moderator
@Don🗡️Robusto I learned a lot about my own language. Germans just dissect things. Our discussion about that book went on for weeks, never heard the word penis used so much!
master
If you can’t rhyme or don’t like being fashionably despicable , try working on marital encouragement, tawkin-dirty?
www.facebook.com/reel/2265023447...
moderator
A man was lying in his bunk
And his wife saw his sheets rose and sunk
He thought of explicit stuff
was secretly jerking off
So she tied a knot in his junk.
master
@(⌐■_■) Direct to YT if it won’t run in window here, sry.
youtu.be/meA5YbRsOrA?si=-kFiUplF...
moderator
Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon.
Ten thousand volts shot up it's bum
and turned it's wool to nylon.
@Don🗡️Robusto Mary had a little lamb,
she also had a bear.
I often saw her little lamb
but never saw her bare.
master
Similar forum topics
- Australia's Underworld:"UNDERBELLY" "CHOPPER"&"Underbelly Files:Chopper:theUntoldStory" Legacy of Br... (2 years ago)
- The Karate Kid ( 2010 ) (14 years ago)
- Got a movie you'd like to see on the site? Put it here (14 years ago)
- The ChatBox Annoys Me??? (13 years ago)
- lets make this website the best it can be !! (13 years ago)
- any way we can fix the playlists? (13 years ago)
- HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART2 (13 years ago)
- Site requires the chief editor. (13 years ago)
- The Perfect Horror Movie (13 years ago)
moderator
For Tazz
sometimes i have such a rage
that it is not good for anyone to be with me
just then I don't like to be alone
because how do I get rid of my rage
everyone understands that
because everyone has had anger at one time or another
and some have also understood
that you don't like to be alone with it
they then left quickly
or they stayed with me
maybe because they love me
but certainly to help
(some have died in the process:)