🚾🪠 Poems fron the Underbelly 💩🚀 (295 views, 32 replies)
two signs of the hand
i cross myself
in front of every church
i plum myself
in front of every orchard
how I do the former
every catholic knows
how I do the latter
I alone
(Don't steal my) Thunder
i could puke
throw up
vomit
spew
or ralph
everything must come out
i relieve myself
barf
hurl
even chunder
can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
you better run, you better take cover
(thank you thesaurus)
@Buttless Vaaaance....
I think it was Vance who f'd that poor sofa.
At least that's how I recall it.
@Don🗡️Robusto You're right, it was Vance.
So many preverts in that gang that I get confused.
Poetry? Here is an Irish Limerick about movies to make everyone more cheerful
Our local cinematorium
is not just a cheap censatorium
but a most ineffectual
heterosexual
mutual masturbatorium.
of times - By Ernst Jandl (Austrian poet and writer)
be that today be it a sh*tty day
its yesterday's day its been a sh*tty day just like yesterday
come tomorrow it will be a sh*tty day just like tomorrow
and so it will be the sh*tting week
and from the sh*tting week to the sh*tting week
so its build up the sh*t april
and it will be attached to sh*t may
and it is attached to the sh*t june sh*t
july august etten zetteren
so its build up the sh*t year
and on all fours of the sh*t year
and have each of the sh*t year on it a nummeron
nineteensh*thundred and seventysevensh*t
sh*t nineteenhundredsh*teighty and sh*tseventysh*t
so build up his life of sh*t
step by step hear of the births
and yet it is truly to sh*t to death
@Don🗡️Robusto Oh no, does that meanz 🧐
EVUR DANG THANG is Buttless’z problem…
or him’s fault?
💩☝️💩☝️💩☝?? ?💩☝️💩
There once was a Moobian named Buttless
Whose antics were fun to disrupt us.
Butt he got disgraced,
Wiff farts in his face.
Now his nose is totally stuffed!
@(⌐■_■)
Now you have to fear his WRATH
Wait.... I can hear him coming. I'm out.
In 2025 the world may ignite,
Temptation and hate day and night.
Ambitions unmet, and soon we'll regret...
Hiring fukwads that created this plight.
Wait... what were we talking about?
There's a felon who talks like a monkey
Rude, greedy and mentally clunky
He ganged up with predators
Self serving senators
And took over the whole fuk'n country.
@Buttless That guy is a friggn malignant troll
Wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole
His hair is sparse
The office a farce
Lets throw him in an abyssal hole.
@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 In the Garden of Eden God's vision
created perfection, just by wish'n
then out of the junk
made the rat and the skunk,
the snake and the first politician.
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Dear Tazz
sometimes i have such a rage
that it is not good for anyone to be with me
just then I don't like to be alone
because how do I get rid of my rage
everyone understands that
because everyone has had anger at one time or another
and some have also understood
that you don't like to be alone with it
they then left quickly
or they stayed with me
maybe because they love me
but certainly to help
(some have died in the process:)