Funny pics with captions. (8.2) (5798 views, 984 replies)
@DontSpeak NOOO not the squirrel!!
i hear they be tasty tho
Are they from same place? lol
@DontSpeak if they are trying to scare us of man..... meat,
plenty guys already good at that
@āSuisenā Nah this is the funny pics with captions... though I'm sure there are claims such as this.
@āSuisenā They actually ARE tasty. common food in SE-Asia and else. The penis tastes different. So i was told.
@Adrianā Rural? This is even worse than I feared.
I knew it. You appreciate the rotten Bavarians. Don't you see any news - nothing good comes from there: FC Bayern Munich, Markus Sƶder, Oktoberfest - all junk that should be disposed of.
As a noble Swabian, you should find a better place to spend the winter.
@DontSpeak I was joking, Bavaria is part of Germany.
Adrian lives in southern Germany, close to Bavaria. Maybe he is a fan. Which would be inexcusable, I will ask him and hold him accountable.
@Adrianā
No, you don't have to worry. I'm not that scary doctor anymore. I closed my practice recently.
@DontSpeak Adrian knew it. But Adrian loves CitizenD, and its his long leash weekend.
@max_black It's time to give it up, Marilyn. You are no longer dark and scary. You are a weak parody of clueless and ugly.
@michael59 Mine matches my carpet. That image is it in the store. It's actually a few inches higher off the ground due to the swivel rocker mechanism added. I got a couple hundred off due the a Memorial Day sale. That fall they had a buy one get one free sale.
Known the store owners since we were kids doing horse shows and 4-H.
@Bread&Circuses Mine doesn't swivel but it is a rocker/recliner. I need a new one because this one is tilted to the right for some reason and a few very large screws fell out the right side bottom of the chair a few years ago. I had to place it in an area that would prevent it from falling all the way back when reclined so the wall will catch it. lol
@michael59 Just take it back for repair. Mine had a reclining issue after three years, they put a new mechanism under it, has worked better than new these last 4 years. In retrospect. I don't think it was right when I bought it. The did charge me $75. I may get mine restuffed in a couple years. My chair is sooo damned comfortable.
@Bread&Circuses I purchased mine second hand years ago before the threat of bed bugs became a reality.
@āSuisenā And then you left the store (pushing your " empty " wheelbarrow) in a right mood.
@PureVodkašŗ but Im swedish, we know IKEA
we are realistic, down to earth and use metric
@āSuisenā I bet Simon thinks this is real. Or he stared at it with disbelief for 5 minutes at least.
And came to the conclusion it must be an arse-stretcher.
Or a penis tong.
@āSuisenā I'd actually never heard of a corn dog when I had one. Mine was on a stick, like a popsicle, so wouldn't make the same kind of suggestive picture.
@āSuisenā This is what happens when sex education is left to the parents (and smart-assed big brothers)
''Son, I don't care what Johnny told ya, that is NOT how screwing works''.
@DontSpeak I had the same thought. Maybe the fact helps, that she is bottomless, which I had to cut off.
@DontSpeak ?? shirt looks same in length to me, but the logo applied to it is excellent work
@āSuisenā What I found about AnnaLynne McCord (the girl in the pic) is that the Photoshopped picture is the nude.
Not the other way round. So, Yes, the logo is excellent.
The shirt is shortened in the Photoshopped nude on her left hand side where her hip bone is more visible.
@SimonM someone thought there wasnt enough people already so ads a "bucket baby"?
8 people (kids) on a scooter, who needs cars?
@DontSpeak I do not think that you are much funny at all. More of a linguistic lurker, i am afraid reading some threads
@DontSpeak I am not Simon but I have forwarded it to him. And I can say in his place: That's what friends are for.
@DontSpeak We're just being a little silly. To counter the hardship of life.
I can't say anything about the color scheme, I'm not the creator, I just reused it.
@max_black 20 seasons of the Kardashians and we can't get Moonage Daydream here? The injustice!
@Bread&Circuses lol i heard if the movie not seen it, thought it was a weird name for a food replacement lol, but when i read about it most seemed to think it tasted sh*t
@āSuisenā I saw all those movies back as a kid. My parents would drop us four kids off at the double feature on Saturdays with the strangest looks in their eyes.
It's a great movie, timeless. Could be even better, more relevant now than then.
@CitizenD i was trying to change the flaktrem on my car (belt?) didnt manage, took 3 men to look at it clueless,
a 4 helped me screw the thing apart n we discover former owner had put the "wheel" on backwards
@DontSpeak PERFECT!
It reflects our built in superstition.
I once read about an sociological experiment: people were asked, if the devil was real. Those who answered "of course not!" were offered quite a bit of money if they signed a prepared contract with the devil - including a drop of blood. All but one refused.
(he probably is regretting this in hell at the moment) TOP comment!
@āSuisenā AWESOME!
Thats the next first date
amuse-gueule!
Especially if you consider that the direct translation of the French culininaric tradition is "Joy of the Mouth". Which again makes it even more -- hm true.
@DontSpeak aww thats just mean, he cant help he looks like a movie villian,
he was driving with a suspended license, while his 2 passengers got caught with drugs n outstanding warrents
@āSuisenā It's pretty doubtful that a suspended license was all he was guilty of.
His passengers had 23 grams of methamphetamine, a handgun, marijuana, 20 Methylin pills and a digital scale.
He wasn't a victim of circumstance.
Apparently, he feels pretty chuffed about going viral.
@āSuisenā Whoa... so I just came-out and didn't even know?? dang that was fast! SO I'm gay now?
waitaminute - If i tilt to the right will I at least remain bisexual? good golly, THIS IS IMPORTANT; does my fam haveta address me as ''them'' from now on? sh*tmehhh shurlock... i needta study up on these things: 'cuz my future just got whey weirder.
@āSuisenā Apparently, if you ever glance up when you speaking, it also means your lying, so perhaps... if you tilt your head to the right AND look up, it's all a lie!
@āSuisenā I thought Santa was so jolly because he knew where all the bad girls lived.
@SimonM lots of people want sex with plus sized women, didnt you hear that vasectomy is on the rise in US?
@āSuisenā Not ugly ones though. Plus there's all that "Body Positive" BS narrative.
@SimonM yeah i forgot all the men are handsome and can chose any woman to do the bed tango with
@āSuisenā My point was, nobody is going to get neutered for an ugly when there are plenty of others not so fussy. The same principle goes both ways, the clues were hidden among the words.
And I'm glad there are ugly men, they're what make me so beautiful
@SimonM The Keto Diet (just Googled this, not read much of it)
www.womenshealthmag.com/weight-l...
If only people new how effective Keto is.
@Bread&Circuses Are maybe her life is a lot more busy after getting in better shape (being really careful what i write here ).
@DontSpeak May I?
This is a vibrator that works with pressure waves. Runs in our TV commercials - especially in the run-up to Christmas.
@SimonM In all this time we never checked Wikipedia for Dildos?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo_(dis...
@āSuisenā Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.
Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.
@āSuisenā I'm so broke my sideline is being a Dole mascot. It's bananas I tells ya.
@āSuisenā I think in heaven they'd say Christmas, not xmas.
I hope I find out later rather than sooner.
@SimonM In the late 70's my parents paid $1,200 for a new, fancy Beta Max. It had a long cord with a Start / Stop switch. We all marveled. Called the neighbors over to show it off. I wonder how much 70's $1,200 is in today's Biden Bucks ?
@Bread&Circuses My grandad on my mother side used a hardwood stick from his chair to press the buttons. I remember we got a rental TV and video with the long cord remote control, with 2 buttons for the TV. I remember thinking, at last, human ingenuity and advances in technology had just removed me from the equation. After a few moments of happiness at being made redundant. I got promoted to Video Remote Control. Not only did it have more keys/buttons and dual function keys, but once I had learned them all, I now had to get on my hands and knees to access it in the bottom of a glass cabinet while my mother grunted her new selection of instructions from her hollow in the sofa. I've had better jobs since.
I love you either too
The way she says "You STUCK with me whole your life.." is VERY frightening
www.youtube.com/shorts/dg4TpKs0s...
maybe this works?
This international couple is funny as hell
@PureVodkašŗ funny how we hear that not only are staff so differently paid or apprechiated, but food quality is soo different too, in different countries
@āSuisenā So true. Beats me how they can smell a worming tablet in the middle of a lump of strong cheddar
@SimonM
It reminds me of this film dosmovies.com/film/This_Is_Where... which is actually really good. (Jason Bateman, Jane Fonda, Adam Driver, Timothy Olyphant... etc.)
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