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@DontSpeak NOOO not the squirrel!!
i hear they be tasty tho
Are they from same place? lol

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@ā„Suisenā„ That's a mouse or rat. Squirrels are MUCH bigger than your finger! smiley

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@DontSpeak shh baby squirrel

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@ā„Suisenā„ [SPOILER] smiley

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@DontSpeak if they are trying to scare us of man..... meat,
plenty guys already good at that smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ Nah this is the funny pics with captions... though I'm sure there are claims such as this.

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@DontSpeak smiley you dont know where it was first posted smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ They actually ARE tasty. common food in SE-Asia and else. The penis tastes different. So i was told. smiley

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@DontSpeak Praying to Saint Popeye... smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak smiley smiley nice 1

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@DontSpeak I LOVE this one! smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@SimonM yep thats how it was translated to me LOL

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@michael59 Brilliant! smiley

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@michael59 omg so many great reactions smiley
NEVER bark at a husky convention smiley

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@SimonM smiley smiley it`s us when we found out the gas price doesn`t influence the beer price.

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@Adrianāˆž AND: We will be blamed for WW3. Just gimme some time smiley

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@SimonM Those are Bavarians. smiley

Not Germans. smiley

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@CitizenD You all look the same to me smiley

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@SimonM Pfff! Let me explain the difference. smiley

These are mountain dwellers and hillbillies. And I live in cosmopolitan Hamburg. smiley smiley

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@CitizenD smiley Hey, cautious there. I will probably hibernate in rural Bavaria. AND YOU live so far out of Hamburg, you can see the Finnish coast when the weather is clear!

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@Adrianāˆž Rural? This is even worse than I feared. smiley

I knew it. You appreciate the rotten Bavarians. Don't you see any news - nothing good comes from there: FC Bayern Munich, Markus Sƶder, Oktoberfest - all junk that should be disposed of. smiley smiley smiley

As a noble Swabian, you should find a better place to spend the winter. smiley

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@CitizenD Why didn't Adrian know that?? lol

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@DontSpeak I was joking, Bavaria is part of Germany.

Adrian lives in southern Germany, close to Bavaria. Maybe he is a fan. Which would be inexcusable, I will ask him and hold him accountable. smiley

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@CitizenD I know that. LOL

Still, there is a differentiation. Parts of most counties have differing customs that people who live there would easily spot.

Please do hold him accountable! smiley

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@DontSpeak smiley Will do.

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@CitizenD smiley Hey U2! This is an unholy conspiracy!
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some of your products, Dr. pluggalot?

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@Adrianāˆž smiley smiley smiley

No, you don't have to worry. I'm not that scary doctor anymore. I closed my practice recently. smiley

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@DontSpeak smiley Adrian knew it. But Adrian loves CitizenD, and its his long leash weekend. smiley smiley smiley

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@torrac Good one šŸ‘

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@torrac That IS fuggn great! smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak smiley brilliant! smiley
"No sense behind it all, i am afraid""
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@max_black It's time to give it up, Marilyn. You are no longer dark and scary. You are a weak parody of clueless and ugly.

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@DontSpeak look like Evil Karen gramma

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@DontSpeak Definitely needs to lay off the makeup...still though...this cracks me up smiley

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@DontSpeak As in "Frozen" the animated movie. smiley

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@DontSpeak smiley smiley McNuckle meal!

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@michael59 chebacca??

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@michael59 proof that he has indeed left the building!

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@torrac Elivs IS Bigfoot! smiley

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@DontSpeak with his Big Blue Suede Shoes smiley

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@torrac They could catch him with some fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches!

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@DontSpeak BLAthrooms?

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@torrac blablablablablablablablabla smiley smiley smiley

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@torrac I keep thinking I misspelled something! smiley

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@DontSpeak is it for those with phones??

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@ā„Suisenā„ I'm afraid it's for women.

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@DontSpeak smiley smiley That`s just...phantastic!

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@DontSpeak smiley smiley beware of falling livestock smiley

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@DontSpeak smiley mooo mooo mooo

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@DontSpeak wow cool angle there smiley

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@torrac LOL [SPOILER]

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@torrac i think i can, i think i can, i think i can

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Not fast enough!

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@torrac n neighborhood watch in one...three

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@DontSpeak Too funny smiley smiley

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@SimonM smiley soooo many people just shouldn't be parents. smiley

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@SimonM That is outstanding. smiley smiley
Trust me. I'm an education professional, so I know what I'm talking about.

Or is anyone here suggesting that the child is uncomfortable.

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@DontSpeak one croc saying - I want seconds !!

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@ā„Suisenā„ I think that bus has the same System bot as the chat box here smiley

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Oh noooo

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so im not great with cars, but is this the right one smiley

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ehhh i think ill pass

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@ā„Suisenā„ smiley smiley smiley yes, I'd like a mixed case

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@michael59 It's BUTTLESS' FAULT! smiley

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@SimonM Nice! smiley

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@SimonM I knew you had it in you. smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak Im soo ready!!

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@ā„Suisenā„ A real cutie-pie that one!

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@SimonM Invest in yourself . . .

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@Bread&Circuses Mine is navy blue. smiley

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@michael59 Mine matches my carpet. smiley That image is it in the store. It's actually a few inches higher off the ground due to the swivel rocker mechanism added. I got a couple hundred off due the a Memorial Day sale. That fall they had a buy one get one free sale. smiley
Known the store owners since we were kids doing horse shows and 4-H.

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@Bread&Circuses Mine doesn't swivel but it is a rocker/recliner. I need a new one because this one is tilted to the right for some reason and a few very large screws fell out the right side bottom of the chair a few years ago. I had to place it in an area that would prevent it from falling all the way back when reclined so the wall will catch it. lol

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@michael59 Just take it back for repair. Mine had a reclining issue after three years, they put a new mechanism under it, has worked better than new these last 4 years. In retrospect. I don't think it was right when I bought it. The did charge me $75. I may get mine restuffed in a couple years. My chair is sooo damned comfortable.

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@Bread&Circuses I purchased mine second hand years ago before the threat of bed bugs became a reality.

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hahahahaha thinking friends ep when Ross is looking for the nawty pumkin

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@ā„Suisenā„ I don't know it, but sounds funny. smiley

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i love how this have to be pointed out

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@ā„Suisenā„ And then you left the store (pushing your " empty " wheelbarrow) in a right mood. smiley
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@PureVodkašŸŗ but Im swedish, we know IKEA
we are realistic, down to earth and use metric smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ Nice answer! smiley

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Never seen these here

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Should we switch resturant??

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@ā„Suisenā„ "...until exploded" smiley

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@DontSpeak google translate??

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@ā„Suisenā„ Yes, for certain!

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@ā„Suisenā„ smiley smiley smiley
I have a vivid imagination!

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@Bread&Circuses and the sign said...

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@DontSpeak *gigglesnorts*

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Who's up for some icecream??

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@ā„Suisenā„ Oh my god.

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@ā„Suisenā„ I bet Simon thinks this is real. Or he stared at it with disbelief for 5 minutes at least.
And came to the conclusion it must be an arse-stretcher. smiley smiley smiley

Or a penis tong. smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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Breakfast, i think i need some milk smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ Oh dear. That's a marketing fail. smiley

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ok where is this hotel....

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Soo much to think about

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@ā„Suisenā„ Oh yum. I had a coendog once. It was delicious smiley

(I'm serious. Haha)

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@DontSpeak hahaha never tried one

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@DontSpeak Do you have any pictures of you eating it? smiley

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@DontSpeak did you check back ground?? :smile
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@ā„Suisenā„ I'd actually never heard of a corn dog when I had one. Mine was on a stick, like a popsicle, so wouldn't make the same kind of suggestive picture. smiley

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@DontSpeak I'll be the judge of that! smiley

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@SimonM I BIT it. Corn dogs want to be bitten, not licked smiley

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@DontSpeak I can work with that.. smiley

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@SimonM "Corn dogs, the phallic food for everybody!" smiley

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@DontSpeak I wouldn't want to be seen eating one! smiley

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@SimonM We can meet for a sneaky corn dog and I won't look! smiley smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak Good, you can't have that mental picture of me. It would haunt us both. smiley

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@SimonM Mmmmm smothered in mustard. It's your loss, SimonM. They are delicious!

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@michael59 I'm not opposed to eating one, I just don't want to be seen eating one. smiley

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@SimonM That picture... smiley smiley smiley smiley

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ok need to go shopping
well obviosly not between 2 n 5 on weekends

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@SimonM smiley
i always say...pose n angle smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ Like this? smiley

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@SimonM thats just scary

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cant beat good service

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@ā„Suisenā„ Can I speak to the manager, please. smiley

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@torrac lol..

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@torrac smiley smiley smiley
Hilarious!

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Seriously? shut the front door!!

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@ā„Suisenā„ This is what happens when sex education is left to the parents (and smart-assed big brothers)

''Son, I don't care what Johnny told ya, that is NOT how screwing works''.

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@dubub Do you know parents that taught this to their kids? smiley

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@SimonM ...Too many parents don't do it all. Or put it off till it's way too late--and then they still do a lousy job.

And raise holy hell if the school tries to teach it.

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@dubub That ad is for the adults that buy them.

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@SimonM Not just adults, anyone can buy a screwdriver set.

Stupid warnings (like what's in that pic) are for ppl who didn't get their sex ed. from teachers competent to teach it.

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@dubub Yeah most kids go for toys though.

Anyway, this is a funny pictures thread, lets leave it there.

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@ā„Suisenā„ Whew. I don't have a penis, so no worries there! smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ In case you need to tighten your nuts...?

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i feel like this visiting friends, lets go back in time and socialize

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Something unheard of happened to me this morning. The thumb of my right hand took the other fingers hostage after I had taken my medication. The left hand fared even worse - the four of them disarmed the thumb, overpowered it and forced it to have sex.
Y'all like a good story, right? RIGHT?

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@CitizenD Brilliant.

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@SimonM I am afraid the opposite might be true.

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@CitizenD Yeah that's working out really well! smiley

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@SimonM I'm so relieved that you approve. smiley smiley

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@CitizenD I like sarcasm too smiley smiley

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@SimonM smiley theres no whip

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@SimonM What in the world?

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@DontSpeak I reckon she might have eaten a bag of keys smiley

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@SimonM PLUS, who keeps looking under the stall AND has their phone at the ready to shoot pictures whilst on the toilet! smiley smiley smiley

It's wrong on so many levels! smiley

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@DontSpeak ffn pervs

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@CitizenD smiley smiley smiley

It's a bit confusing though? Is she trying to tell other people she likes it, or that the people who want to give it to her really want the weiner instead? smiley

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@DontSpeak I had the same thought. Maybe the fact helps, that she is bottomless, which I had to cut off.

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@CitizenD hahahahahahahahahaha
Ah yes, details help as it were.

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@DontSpeak Look below. That picture was photoshopped. smiley

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@CitizenD wondering who she is? seeing theres tons of Photo shopping,

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@ā„Suisenā„ Wow. Well found. smiley
Someone photoshopped her some pants. smiley

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@CitizenD It's pretty staggering to think that this was a Photoshop. It doesn't have any of the tell tale signs. If you look, even the shirt is a bit longer. Curious.

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@DontSpeak ?? shirt looks same in length to me, but the logo applied to it is excellent work

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@ā„Suisenā„ What I found about AnnaLynne McCord (the girl in the pic) is that the Photoshopped picture is the nude.

Not the other way round. So, Yes, the logo is excellent.

The shirt is shortened in the Photoshopped nude on her left hand side where her hip bone is more visible.

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@SimonM Pfffft. smiley I don't know, but there's a suspiciously phallic-shaped shadow sneaking in, to her left! smiley

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@CitizenD I love this! smiley smiley smiley

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ok how do you even reach it??

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@ā„Suisenā„ Real men dry their balls manually.

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@SimonM someone thought there wasnt enough people already so ads a "bucket baby"?
8 people (kids) on a scooter, who needs cars?

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@ā„Suisenā„ Great isn't it smiley

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@DontSpeak smiley smiley smiley smiley thas soooooo good. smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak hmmm, Lord of the flies made more sense to me ... smiley smiley

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@Volos You must not have read the LAST line. smiley

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@DontSpeak No, thats the only line that makes sense ... the others don`t. smiley smiley

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@Volos It's the FUNNY thread, not the make sense thread! smiley

It's irony. lol

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@DontSpeak I do not think that you are much funny at all. More of a linguistic lurker, i am afraid reading some threads

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@Volos A lurker is someone who only watches and a linguist specialises in languages.

Wrong.

Funny is exactly what I am.

If you don't want to play, move along, or you will be a lurker.

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@SimonM In his face. smiley
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@CitizenD I appreciate the gesture on my behalf. Gosh, the other day a friend just let some half wit have a go at me and wrote, "No comment".

Thank you, Simon.

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@DontSpeak I am not Simon but I have forwarded it to him. And I can say in his place: That's what friends are for. smiley

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@CitizenD I already thanked him, but thank you for being considerate. smiley

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@SimonM I painted this new picture right away. I called it "Volos running from the big black Cock". smiley smiley smiley

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@CitizenD smiley what in the world!

We have regressed to our childhoods.

Wait! Maybe we never progressed to our adulthoods? smiley smiley

PS - please to explain: Why does BBC have sprinkles and a pink hat?

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@DontSpeak smiley We're just being a little silly. To counter the hardship of life.

I can't say anything about the color scheme, I'm not the creator, I just reused it.

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@CitizenD Even better! smiley smiley

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@SimonM i never did understand "blow"
its not a whistle

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@ā„Suisenā„ Next time you're asked, blow instead! smiley smiley

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@SimonM hahaha nice Simon smiley

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@DontSpeak omg i done that smiley

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@max_black 20 seasons of the Kardashians and we can't get Moonage Daydream here? The injustice! smiley smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak It's like,like we're being punished ! smiley

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@max_black wtbh? seriously people have watched that crap for 20 years!?

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@ā„Suisenā„ It's like how Jerry Seinfeld described his own series "it's a show about nothing"

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@max_black I am relieved. I thought I didn't understand it.

Thank you.

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@max_black Seinfeld was funny! The Kardashians are just insipid.

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@DontSpeak I could not laugh. I sat in front of it and thought:

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@CitizenD It's the kind of thing you have to grow accustomed to and then you get the humour, which is very slapstick.

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@Bread&Circuses pfffft... smiley smiley smiley

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@max_black dont get this one?

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@Bread&Circuses lol i heard if the movie not seen it, thought it was a weird name for a food replacement lol, but when i read about it most seemed to think it tasted sh*t

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@ā„Suisenā„ I saw all those movies back as a kid. My parents would drop us four kids off at the double feature on Saturdays with the strangest looks in their eyes. smiley
It's a great movie, timeless. Could be even better, more relevant now than then.

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@Bread&Circuses might finally give it a go then

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@Bread&Circuses Same here...our mom would drop us off for the weekend matinee

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@ā„Suisenā„ It should with it's namesake connection. smiley

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@CitizenD Oh my god that's priceless!!! Where do you find these! smiley

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@CitizenD EEK smiley

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@CitizenD Thank you so much! I'm on it!

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@SimonM I should spank her for not wearing a seat belt. smiley

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@SimonM smiley smiley smiley

That dress is anti gravity already. How is it even staying up?

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how some people get driver licence smiley

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@SimonM i heard he was driving tho

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@ā„Suisenā„ Then how do you explain this?! smiley

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@SimonM pfft that was on purpose, good aim smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ I saw him driving. smiley

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@SimonM dont forget to check the 710

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@ā„Suisenā„ I don't even know what that is smiley

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@SimonM OIL :SMILE:

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@ā„Suisenā„ Oh wow, the emojicon command doesn't work in all caps! smiley

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@SimonM On older oil caps if you flipped them upside down OIL becomes 710. smiley

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@DontSpeak I know this one 80085, proof that men can think of 2 things at the same time smiley

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@SimonM That one's EZ! smiley

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@CitizenD i was trying to change the flaktrem on my car (belt?) didnt manage, took 3 men to look at it clueless,
a 4 helped me screw the thing apart n we discover former owner had put the "wheel" on backwards smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ When I open my hood, I look clueless too. smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ Did you mean "He discovered" smiley

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@SimonM nope we, it was obvious putting it back

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@SimonM It was love at first sight. smiley smiley smiley

Our children: Corny, Cornus, Cornflake and Cornopia

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@CitizenD All this series of corndog memes is doing for me is making me hungry!! smiley

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@CitizenD Whenever I look at this picture all I can think is why is she wearing shiny pantihose? smiley

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@DontSpeak You're right, that's where my gaze always wanders too.

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@CitizenD mmmmmhmmmm. Sure it does. smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak smiley smiley smiley PERFECT!

It reflects our built in superstition.
I once read about an sociological experiment: people were asked, if the devil was real. Those who answered "of course not!" were offered quite a bit of money if they signed a prepared contract with the devil - including a drop of blood. All but one refused.
(he probably is regretting this in hell at the moment) smiley smiley TOP comment!

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Lunch time !!

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@ā„Suisenā„ I just lost my appetite. smiley smiley smiley

This thread needs to be 18+ smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ AWESOME! smiley smiley
Thats the next first date
amuse-gueule!
Especially if you consider that the direct translation of the French culininaric tradition is "Joy of the Mouth". Which again makes it even more -- hm true. smiley

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@DontSpeak Better?

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@ā„Suisenā„ Keep it away from the caviar.

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@DontSpeak i prefer tuna and egg personally smiley

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@DontSpeak aww thats just mean, he cant help he looks like a movie villian,

he was driving with a suspended license, while his 2 passengers got caught with drugs n outstanding warrents

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@ā„Suisenā„ It's pretty doubtful that a suspended license was all he was guilty of.

His passengers had 23 grams of methamphetamine, a handgun, marijuana, 20 Methylin pills and a digital scale.

He wasn't a victim of circumstance.

Apparently, he feels pretty chuffed about going viral. smiley

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@DontSpeak i dont think he'll be a model like the other bloke

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@ā„Suisenā„ Who knows? Stranger things have happened. smiley

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@DontSpeak scotty beam it up!

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@ā„Suisenā„ That's [supposed to be] Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson). smiley

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@DontSpeak i figured, but he has no fitting quote

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@DontSpeak da capo?

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@ā„Suisenā„ I think there must be vodka in those Lattes! smiley

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@SimonM oh lordy.. Abuse of a classic!

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I do like funny signs

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@ā„Suisenā„ Nothing like a random H to mess up your sit. smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ Only YOU can prevent sh*t on carpets. Too late, it IS a sh*tty carpet.

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@ā„Suisenā„ It means what it says.
In India there is sh*t everywhere [SPOILER]

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@Buttless I did, too. Thankfully not everywhere. Mysore was sh*t everywhere free! smiley

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@DontSpeak omg hopefully the kid isnt photo shopped smiley

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@SimonM Caution: People without Common Sense will be Killed by their own Stupidity. smiley

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@SimonM Smoochable! smiley smiley

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@CitizenD You smooch it! smiley

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@DontSpeak With plasure. smiley

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@CitizenD The woman, not the cute bunny. lol

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@CitizenD smiley That's funny.

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@SimonM Awww. It looks like a naked Mr. Miyagi! smiley

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@torrac It took me a minute. smiley

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@DontSpeak I meant to understand what it means!! smiley smiley smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ Whoa... so I just came-out and didn't even know?? dang that was fast! SO I'm gay now? smiley

waitaminute - If i tilt to the right will I at least remain bisexual? good golly, THIS IS IMPORTANT; does my fam haveta address me as ''them'' from now on? sh*tmehhh shurlock... i needta study up on these things: 'cuz my future just got whey weirder. smiley

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@(āŒā– _ā– ) yep i was surprised to,,,here i thought i only liked "bananas"

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@ā„Suisenā„ Apparently, if you ever glance up when you speaking, it also means your lying, so perhaps... if you tilt your head to the right AND look up, it's all a lie! smiley

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Shouldnt there be a glass box around this valuable artifact?

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@Bread&Circuses thats why Santa was so jolly

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@ā„Suisenā„ I thought Santa was so jolly because he knew where all the bad girls lived. smiley

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@Bread&Circuses but he cant give it to them smiley
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@Bread&Circuses He also kept a large stash of 1st edition Coca Cola.

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the proof reader needs firing

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@ā„Suisenā„ He'll have someone's eye out wi' that. smiley

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some dont use their heads at work
University North Texas they say

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@torrac hehe he does look like a story telling gramps

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i feel like its no longer virgin.....

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@ā„Suisenā„ I love that.

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then he goes parking alone

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I always wanted to learn sign language

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@SimonM cant think of one

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@SimonM I know one, but he's not a friend. smiley

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@CitizenD I thought you and Adrian were friends? smiley

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@SimonM Adrian does not drive bicycles. smiley

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@CitizenD True, that bike was definitely made for riding! smiley

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@SimonM Ha-ha. I would imagine that the bike is passed around your circle of friends. smiley

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@CitizenD You'd know, you're in it! smiley

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@SimonM No thanks. I was thinking your other "friends". smiley

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@CitizenD You mean JD? smiley

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@SimonM Keep trying. smiley

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@CitizenD That`s true. He has a Mercedes. With a vibrating seat. smiley

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@CitizenD EXACTLY like that! only that i am more cute smiley smiley smiley

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@Adrianāˆž Yes you are. smiley smiley

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@SimonM absoluety not...smiley must have been the wig

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@ā„Suisenā„ It does to other men smiley

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@SimonM Either way...it's nice to know Wal-Mart doesn't discriminate

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@SimonM Clean up on aisle 12...bring the forklift smiley smiley

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Girls share

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@SimonM whut the fudge smiley

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@max_black some get the good roles smiley

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@CitizenD Good ad, but who's going to get neutered for that boney faced lump when there's plenty more uglies that aren't so fussy anyway smiley

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@SimonM lots of people want sex with plus sized women, didnt you hear that vasectomy is on the rise in US?

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@ā„Suisenā„ Not ugly ones though. Plus there's all that "Body Positive" BS narrative.

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@SimonM yeah i forgot all the men are handsome and can chose any woman to do the bed tango with smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ My point was, nobody is going to get neutered for an ugly when there are plenty of others not so fussy. The same principle goes both ways, the clues were hidden among the words. smiley

And I'm glad there are ugly men, they're what make me so beautiful smiley

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@SimonM smiley Let's just pretend that this conversation never happened.

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Never make a pretty woman your wife

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@Buttless My mates ex wife, Rotunda Woman, didn't make him happy for more than 6 months.

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@SimonM The Keto Diet (just Googled this, not read much of it)
www.womenshealthmag.com/weight-l...

If only people new how effective Keto is.

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@PureVodkašŸŗ Poor gal doesn't have enough energy to even make her bed.

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@Bread&Circuses Are maybe her life is a lot more busy smiley after getting in better shape (being really careful what i write here smiley).

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NEVER mix 10 beers with a girl.

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@ā„Suisenā„ [SPOILER]

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@DontSpeak May I?
This is a vibrator that works with pressure waves. Runs in our TV commercials - especially in the run-up to Christmas.

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@CitizenD smiley Donny my love, in these things you are the wisest man on earth. REALLY! smiley
I wudda probably just put it in the microwave to see how it reacts.

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@SimonM bad Simon! sexist! naughty corner!

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I'm afraid peace is not going to happen. smiley

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@dubub Pretty corny.

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@SimonM smiley smiley i feel....UNCOMFORTABLE now...

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@SimonM what are they doing with that???
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@Buttless I imagine Don knows the answer to that..

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@CitizenD last pics smile smiley

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Hey, you wear your Halloween costume!

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@SimonM "sticky puddin" smiley

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@PureVodkašŸŗ Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo_(dis...

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@CitizenD I did it ages ago in anysubj. I'd love to live there smiley

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@SimonM They have street names like ā€œCome by Chanceā€ and ā€Conception Bayā€.
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@CitizenD That's so cool! smiley

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@SimonM In Austria, a little town called Fucking changed its name because they were fed up with the jokes and the British tourists. The citizens of Dildo seem to enjoy it. smiley

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@CitizenD They obviously have much better humour in Dildo smiley

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@Buttless Didn't say they knew how to operate it properly. smiley

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@SimonM Ever heard of Traumschschiff Surprise (German Movie)? smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.
Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.

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@Bread&Circuses i have the cheapest lap top cam protection

bodyguard Chiquita

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@michael59 when i saw this i was in awe of the change seeing "homan" smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ I think in heaven they'd say Christmas, not xmas.
I hope I find out later rather than sooner. smiley

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naa just a straight woman

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@ā„Suisenā„ What dinosaur ?

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@Bread&Circuses Dont worry youre a man smiley

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@SimonM In the late 70's my parents paid $1,200 for a new, fancy Beta Max. It had a long cord with a Start / Stop switch. We all marveled. Called the neighbors over to show it off. I wonder how much 70's $1,200 is in today's Biden Bucks ?

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@Bread&Circuses I remember our first microwave. $1200 smiley

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@michael59 i dont know the price but i remember boiling egg in it smiley

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@Bread&Circuses My grandad on my mother side used a hardwood stick from his chair to press the buttons. I remember we got a rental TV and video with the long cord remote control, with 2 buttons for the TV. I remember thinking, at last, human ingenuity and advances in technology had just removed me from the equation. After a few moments of happiness at being made redundant. I got promoted to Video Remote Control. Not only did it have more keys/buttons and dual function keys, but once I had learned them all, I now had to get on my hands and knees to access it in the bottom of a glass cabinet while my mother grunted her new selection of instructions from her hollow in the sofa. I've had better jobs since.

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@Bread&Circuses That's not just a man thing. lol

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@michael59 yes it is, women just do stupid things without injury smiley

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Men do seem to fear the "fuzz"

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@SimonM As long as there is nothing living in there. smiley smiley smiley

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@Bread&Circuses they look yummy smiley

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@ā„Suisenā„ Check their nutritional values. More than just looks and taste. smiley

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smiley The way she says "You STUCK with me whole your life.." is VERY frightening smiley

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I can't stop watching this one...

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@PureVodkašŸŗ funny how we hear that not only are staff so differently paid or apprechiated, but food quality is soo different too, in different countries

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@SimonM I'd eat that, unno ... hahahhahha

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@Nasos Me too. smiley

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@shabbapaul i use liver pate usually does the trick

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@SimonM yeah the red fink is male n the yellow is a female (talgoxe)

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Homan, can you put on my slippers?

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It reminds me of this film dosmovies.com/film/This_Is_Where... which is actually really good. (Jason Bateman, Jane Fonda, Adam Driver, Timothy Olyphant... etc.)

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@DontSpeak Thanks, that looks good! smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak i first thought it was gonna be a John Wayne joke smiley

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@DontSpeak omg, i have never seen this version smileysmiley

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