Funny pics with captions. (8.2) (5946 views, 984 replies)
@DontSpeak NOOO not the squirrel!!
i hear they be tasty tho
Are they from same place? lol
@DontSpeak if they are trying to scare us of man..... meat,
plenty guys already good at that
@Adrian∞ Rural? This is even worse than I feared.
I knew it. You appreciate the rotten Bavarians. Don't you see any news - nothing good comes from there: FC Bayern Munich, Markus Söder, Oktoberfest - all junk that should be disposed of.
As a noble Swabian, you should find a better place to spend the winter.
@DontSpeak I was joking, Bavaria is part of Germany.
Adrian lives in southern Germany, close to Bavaria. Maybe he is a fan. Which would be inexcusable, I will ask him and hold him accountable.
@max_black It's time to give it up, Marilyn. You are no longer dark and scary. You are a weak parody of clueless and ugly.
@michael59 Mine matches my carpet. That image is it in the store. It's actually a few inches higher off the ground due to the swivel rocker mechanism added. I got a couple hundred off due the a Memorial Day sale. That fall they had a buy one get one free sale.
Known the store owners since we were kids doing horse shows and 4-H.
@Bread&Circuses Mine doesn't swivel but it is a rocker/recliner. I need a new one because this one is tilted to the right for some reason and a few very large screws fell out the right side bottom of the chair a few years ago. I had to place it in an area that would prevent it from falling all the way back when reclined so the wall will catch it. lol
@michael59 Just take it back for repair. Mine had a reclining issue after three years, they put a new mechanism under it, has worked better than new these last 4 years. In retrospect. I don't think it was right when I bought it. The did charge me $75. I may get mine restuffed in a couple years. My chair is sooo damned comfortable.
@Bread&Circuses I purchased mine second hand years ago before the threat of bed bugs became a reality.
@🫂Suisen And then you left the store (pushing your " empty " wheelbarrow) in a right mood.
@PureVodka🍺 but Im swedish, we know IKEA
we are realistic, down to earth and use metric
@DontSpeak I had the same thought. Maybe the fact helps, that she is bottomless, which I had to cut off.
@DontSpeak ?? shirt looks same in length to me, but the logo applied to it is excellent work
@DontSpeak I do not think that you are much funny at all. More of a linguistic lurker, i am afraid reading some threads
@DontSpeak I am not Simon but I have forwarded it to him. And I can say in his place: That's what friends are for.
@DontSpeak We're just being a little silly. To counter the hardship of life.
I can't say anything about the color scheme, I'm not the creator, I just reused it.
@Bread&Circuses lol i heard if the movie not seen it, thought it was a weird name for a food replacement lol, but when i read about it most seemed to think it tasted sh*t
@🫂Suisen I saw all those movies back as a kid. My parents would drop us four kids off at the double feature on Saturdays with the strangest looks in their eyes.
It's a great movie, timeless. Could be even better, more relevant now than then.
@DontSpeak
PERFECT!
It reflects our built in superstition.
I once read about an sociological experiment: people were asked, if the devil was real. Those who answered "of course not!" were offered quite a bit of money if they signed a prepared contract with the devil - including a drop of blood. All but one refused.
(he probably is regretting this in hell at the moment)
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@DontSpeak aww thats just mean, he cant help he looks like a movie villian,
he was driving with a suspended license, while his 2 passengers got caught with drugs n outstanding warrents
@🫂Suisen Whoa... so I just came-out and didn't even know?? dang that was fast! SO I'm gay now?
waitaminute - If i tilt to the right will I at least remain bisexual? good golly, THIS IS IMPORTANT; does my fam haveta address me as ''them'' from now on? sh*tmehhh shurlock... i needta study up on these things: 'cuz my future just got whey weirder.
@🫂Suisen I thought Santa was so jolly because he knew where all the bad girls lived.
@8====D The Keto Diet (just Googled this, not read much of it)
www.womenshealthmag.com/weight-l...
If only people new how effective Keto is.
@Bread&Circuses Are maybe her life is a lot more busy after getting in better shape (being really careful what i write here
).
@DontSpeak May I?
This is a vibrator that works with pressure waves. Runs in our TV commercials - especially in the run-up to Christmas.
@8====D In all this time we never checked Wikipedia for Dildos?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo_(dis...
@🫂Suisen I think in heaven they'd say Christmas, not xmas.
I hope I find out later rather than sooner.
@8====D In the late 70's my parents paid $1,200 for a new, fancy Beta Max. It had a long cord with a Start / Stop switch. We all marveled. Called the neighbors over to show it off. I wonder how much 70's $1,200 is in today's Biden Bucks ?
@Bread&Circuses My grandad on my mother side used a hardwood stick from his chair to press the buttons. I remember we got a rental TV and video with the long cord remote control, with 2 buttons for the TV. I remember thinking, at last, human ingenuity and advances in technology had just removed me from the equation. After a few moments of happiness at being made redundant. I got promoted to Video Remote Control. Not only did it have more keys/buttons and dual function keys, but once I had learned them all, I now had to get on my hands and knees to access it in the bottom of a glass cabinet while my mother grunted her new selection of instructions from her hollow in the sofa. I've had better jobs since.
I love you either too
The way she says "You STUCK with me whole your life.." is VERY frightening
www.youtube.com/shorts/dg4TpKs0s...
maybe this works?
This international couple is funny as hell
@PureVodka🍺 funny how we hear that not only are staff so differently paid or apprechiated, but food quality is soo different too, in different countries
@🫂Suisen So true. Beats me how they can smell a worming tablet in the middle of a lump of strong cheddar
@8====D
It reminds me of this film dosmovies.com/film/This_Is_Where... which is actually really good. (Jason Bateman, Jane Fonda, Adam Driver, Timothy Olyphant... etc.)
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