Funny pics with captions. (8.1) (5515 views, 723 replies)
@DontSpeak WYLD GUESS: this appears ‘adjacent’ to the doorstop butt plugs invention. Ya know, ‘’great minds DO think alike’’ so, this could be a story telling corner for sharing guud ideas??
@DontSpeak NOPE!
That's the place where some Texan cowboys meet and (sometimes) enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling, when they piss their pants. And, erm... other stuff.
@DontSpeak Plenty of people think I'm a d**khead anyway so I think you should be the first to try
@DontSpeak Guud guud guuuud GUUD Vibrations🎶 ~ Beach Boys
#waitaminute
#wehatebeachboys
‘’SIMON, fetch the bzzzy doorstop butt plug thingy, hurry.’’
When you have been in space to long.
media.gab.com/system/media_attac...
Put loop on (plays better).
@CitizenD HoleeeShyt I JUST WOKE UP and honestly I wasn't expected all this snot and coffee on my keyboard this early. BUT, WHUT DID I JUST READ? 'I'm going to make a squeaking mimsy?'👀 AAAAAK + WhutDerfak
By golly I'm awake now - at least I didn't 💩 so if I just breathe i'll be okayyyyy.
I thot the richard gere gerbil story was a thing back-in-the-day. But this is a srsly amped up twisty version.
@DontSpeak WAITAMINUTE... WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO HUFF GRANDMOTHERS?!
*what are you people reading over here in the dark with flashlights? ...dayum
@DontSpeak I have most of their music, and seen them twice. They have some great live vids, my favourite:
@DontSpeak They never played rock or metal, but sang dirges like Scottish funeral-music when they were drunk.
Are Kaleo from your end of the world?
@DontSpeak It wasn't for my benefit, it is what they did after work.
English drinking songs are happy.
@DontSpeak After studying this picture from an engineer's point of view, I assess the exposed area to be 97.63%.
This has to make you laugh, but you have to watch the whole thing. Supposedly this "commercial" actually aired on Canadian TV.
@StarKissed Hahahaha. I remember the REAL actual film this uses facetiously. They played it for us in the sixth grade. As I recall now, it coincided with a short-lived monthly magazine. I'm guessing it was 1970.
@StarKissed I remember it too. It was in the 70's. I lived in Manitoba, Canada at the time.
@max_black Hmmm... think I should actually thank god for being a great driver? Or being excited to meet Mark Twain! ... all my friends are there, which I'm rly grateful for 'cuz nobody likes stairs.
@DontSpeak I doubt there's anything sanitary about what they're doing that wouldn't rival any germs already in there
@PureVodka🍺 Yes, I did. That's why I thought this was really clever.
Plus, his attitude, "Gimme ur lunch".
@PureVodka🍺 And i've only just got that [SPOILER] But please say if i have got this wrong.
@michael59 How do you keep and idiot in suspense for the rest of the day?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
@michael59 Is that a car/van with a mirrored finish?
Are those even legal on the road? I'd think other drivers wd be blinded in the sun...
@Bread&Circuses Even after reading your comment earlier i still could not make anything out, yet i've just looked at it now and can easily make out the tyre and what looks like the door handle of the vehicle!
@max_black ...The new sneeze decompression helmet, sneeze in public without anyone knowing...
@max_black ...And if you order within the next 5 year, get the fart silencer attachment for free, just use the code [SPOILER] at checkout...
@DontSpeak Or you could just take it as a compliment, especially if you've ticked all the boxes!
@DontSpeak Where did you get that from?! No!
I just meant if you're wanted for all your assets, not just a single pair, you must be pretty fit!
@shabbapaul Stoat, imported to NZ from UK to kill rabbits, but preferred native birds. Now a major pest.
@Buttless That's why non-native animals shouldn't be used that way. Hunting natural apex predators to extinction is a huge problem that cannot be reversed this way. Although, there have been "controlled" studies where it worked and the introduced species were kept in check and removed once they did their job.
@DontSpeak We also have the Weasel in th uk which is much smaller but equally as voracious and vicious. I’ve heard they can slip through a wedding ring but can kill a fully grown rabbit.
@shabbapaul It's native there [the UK]. They are hardly vicious. They are predators. I've seen stoat and weasel both here. They are tiny and elusive to humans in their native habitat, when they aren't being crowded out. They are just trying to survive when they hunt rabbits, mice and they like.
@DontSpeak Many birds here, like the Kiwi, nest on the ground and introduced pests like rats, possums and stoats are wiping them out by killing eggs and young.
@PureVodka🍺 Why wouldn't someone understand that avocados have the "good" kind of fat?
@DontSpeak It's not something you would learn in school. And they will be a lot of people that have never eaten a " full " avocado (maybe a bit in a fruit salad), like me up to 18 month back.
@PureVodka🍺 The adverts for it being a good fat have been in mainstream media for over 10 years.
@DontSpeak I must have missed those.
(being you have a big interest in health topics on this site)
How many of these fats are bad for you according to the MSM adverts?
www.carbmanager.com/article/xt6g...
How many commercials have you seen, that say replace " seed oils " with something else (if you can't use your OWN words " in your reply " and would rather post someone else's opinion, then please don't bother replying)?
@Bread&Circuses It's also probably all the steroids and lifting as well. There's no way that it all just shrinks nicely with no rebound.
@SimonM We had two cats in the youth home. Whenever the alarm clock rang, they started scratching at the door. Until my shoes flew.
When I got up, they would lament and run around my legs so that I had to be careful not to trip. So I chased them out of the front door to get some peace and quiet. Then I had coffee.
Bitches.
@CitizenD I went meat free for years. No, not the modern, complaining, political vegans. No meat isn't sustainable for most humans, sorry to inform those who are deceived. It was a personal thing, and I did well, until I didn't do well. Sigh.
I still won't eat a cat. I know for a fact in any apocalypse, I'll die.
@DontSpeak I went vegetarian for a year or two long time ago. I never felt better. Then I married a very controlling man. He insisted that I eat what he cooked. Now I love to return to that diet but now I really can't as I am diabetic and I have to consume a High protein low carb diet. I with you on the cat topic. No matter how expensive meat gets cat will never be part of my diet.
@DontSpeak Female dogs are b**ches, female cats are just cats as far as I know. You're right about the humans though
This is just as funny as it was the first time I watched it years ago. I wish it was longer.
@michael59 ...In this lesson you will learn which part of the adult human foot hurts most after there kids leave some of you out to be stood on...
@DontSpeak That's a lot more common than you think, I notice it a lot. And out of level eyes.
@max_black Wait.
What.
Sniffing?
Where?
This is where imagination and I part company.
Gratefully.
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