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@CitizenD What an interesting likeness between that cartoon and you.. smiley

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@SimonM smiley You've got me. smiley smiley

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FUNNY with captions please. smiley

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@michael59 lol..

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@SimonM hahahahaha!! smiley

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@michael59 Those punch lines lol.

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@DontSpeak un-be-lieve-able!!!!!! smiley smiley

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@michael59 smiley sharpies just went on the shopping list

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@PureVodka🍺 He's DEAD!

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@𝔗𝔥𝔢ℜ𝔦𝔷𝔩𝔞 I bet the next pic was him screaming in terror and throwing the naughty monkey into the trees! smiley smiley smiley

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@SimonM Those are smart bombs, thank you. smiley

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@SimonM That's adorable. lol

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@DontSpeak Das ist doch klar , die gunther mit dem 6 pack pills natrurlich smiley prost

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@DontSpeak ...These look nice and ripe...

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@PureVodka🍺 smiley smiley

I'm addicted to watching those Karen clips on youtube. smiley

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@SimonM He looks rough too. Can you imagine how cruel the kids at school were to him? smiley

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@michael59 I imagine he's still single..

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@SimonM Imagine? I bet money on it. smiley

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@SimonM At first glance, I thought it was Russel Crowe. smiley

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@SimonM Thought his wife's name was Schmelly Faartz.

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@DontSpeak She's got balls to dress like that..

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@SimonM Haha yes she does.

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Is this funny?

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@PureVodka🍺 smiley In a "Dad's humor" sort of way, yes. smiley

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Meet the Kardashians, series 81.

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@𝔗𝔥𝔢ℜ𝔦𝔷𝔩𝔞 The love advise it incredibly accurate. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 I think this is from Texas too. lol

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@michael59 Brilliant

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@Nasos ouch! smiley

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Just don't park it next to a garden fence lol.

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@DontSpeak smiley
something that you can't unsee smiley

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@max_black I agree!

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@DontSpeak smiley smiley smiley smiley
nicccce...

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@Nasos Nice outfit, too. lol

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@SimonM Fun fact: Newton discovered gravity when he saw this. It pulls everything down.
On the Moon, they wouldn't have been dilated so much. smiley

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@Adrian∞ For Adrian:



[SPOILER]

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@Adrian∞ Disgusting!

That is public nuisance. smiley smiley smiley
Where are the police?

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@CitizenD lol rest assured, justice is at... erm, hand? bottom? chair? lol

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@DontSpeak To be fair Billy idiot made way for a great movie.

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@SimonM smiley smiley smiley

Can I have that? I need it for an advertising campaign.

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@CitizenD I thought it was yours smiley

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@SimonM WTF??? hahahahahaha

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@SimonM I guess I'm not brave then. smiley

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@CitizenD What?? That's like a keyring compared to some of your toys! smiley

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@SimonM A whole new meaning to explosive! smiley smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak It does that. So, are you brave enough? smiley

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@SimonM By brave you certainly mean "stupid and desperate". lol

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@DontSpeak Ok, I'll take that as a no then smiley smiley

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@SimonM Pretty Girl!

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@SimonM What a completely lovely little face. Thank you!

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@DontSpeak My eyeballs punched me for looking at this image smiley another thing that can't be unseen

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@SimonM hahahhhahahhhahhahha thats funny

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@SimonM LOL I know so many people that would feel that way. Nice one!

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@DontSpeak It took me a moment but now I can see the smurf.. smiley

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@SimonM Blue hard Smurf. Look at his eyes!! hahahahhaha

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@DontSpeak Yeah I saw that, my eyes were looking in the same direction as his to start smiley

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@SimonM lol they can also kill crocodiles in one bite...I'd have motorised flatulence, too! smiley

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@SimonM smiley It sounded exactly like a weed wacker. smiley

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@DontSpeak Stinging Nettles flower.. smiley

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@SimonM They make wonderful tea and are like spinach. Just gotta know how to grab-em. Don't brush up. smiley

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@DontSpeak One rare surviving trick or old timer's secret. Many people living at the mountains when they had to milk, let's say 500 sheep, would warm up their hands early in the morning by using them. Been used also as to revive by the stink of it and in very rare circumstances. I love Greek pie from this plant

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@Nasos A pie? Like a quiche, perhaps? I boiled some once and it was delicious and full of iron! I would love a recipe of this pie you speak of.

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@DontSpeak moment will google some pic

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@Nasos www.olivemagazine.gr/recipe/pita... the recipe in Greek. In fact women here often make pies this type, they could be with cheese, with a collection of various herbs and vegetables included the one we mention or add even small parts of meat. Everything depends of what they have available and in what quantities.

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@Nasos www.allrecipes.com/recipe/18417/... this phyllo is like the usually in every market.

30daysofgreekfood.com/the-real-t...

In this u make the phyllo

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@Nasos This one is my favourite. I buy it at the farmers market every summer.

www.google.com/search?q=spanakop...

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@michael59 ! I'd never imagine it's available there somehow.

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@Nasos We have it in the stores too but at the farmers market, it homemade. I like to eat it with a cap full of white vinegar sprinkled over a slice. Yum! smiley

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Forget flowers, say it with a condom smiley




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@𝔗𝔥𝔢ℜ𝔦𝔷𝔩𝔞 How did they ever consider that a good idea for a business name??? smiley

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@max_black I can see what's about to happen here, and it's not good. lol

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@DontSpeak This year's winner of the Darwin Award... smiley smiley

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@torrac smiley and please come again

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Ah...those fabulous pictures from the 60's

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@michael59 He'll be back. smiley

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@Bread&Circuses Like a bad penny.

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@max_black His show in Palmerston North (NZ) bombed, and he remarked the town was a good place for suicide.
The council named their new rubbish dump 'Mount Cleese'.

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@torrac When you click on the picture it changes to digits and letters.
Why am I talking to a carrot ? smiley

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@shabbapaul You are young but you shalst learn the way of the Carrot patience young pie hopper smiley smiley

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@michael59 Seen one dam near sheet my self smiley

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@DontSpeak Have you perchance viewed Breaking Bad smiley smiley JK.

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Any man who can do this, should be allowed to.

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@SimonM we're talking bonus points smiley

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@SimonM I mean, if he hits the toilet water, what more do they want??

Sheesh some people are so difficult to please. smiley smiley

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@SimonM and remember to put the seat down afterwards.

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@SimonM Tried that once and nearly blinded myself

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@torrac Yeah, I was never that curious smiley

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@SimonM smiley smiley smiley

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@SimonM smiley that second toe on the right foot...growing a clone ? smiley smiley

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The Brown note tuning fork..

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@PureVodka🍺 Bout right smiley

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@SimonM Reminds me of last summer. smiley

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@DontSpeak Nasos will know, he's eaten just about everything that's walked, swam or crawled at some point. smiley

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@max_black Love it, I'm hanging in there too.

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@Buttless Most excellent 😁👍

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Actor and movie icon Mark Hamill returns to one of his very first roles: working the Jack in the Box drive thru. He was fired the first time for doing character voices. Now he's surprising fans with voices, autographs and tales from the past.



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@max_black That was awesome! Thank you. smiley

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@SimonM i knew an american boxer that would bark, spit and step over every cigarette burning. Was hard to smoke around her

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@Nasos I hope you mean the dog breed and not a human??? smiley smiley smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 Actually I was wondering what the heck they put in the water in Britain and America. I live in Canada and I have had several heart attacks since 2014.

I don't drink alcohol, but I really love butter. smiley

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@michael59 I go through 1 x 250 gram block of (grass fed) butter every 5 - 7 days in coffee (with almond milk and pink sea salt).

And i've been using a water filter jug for 20 years, but i think most people do use them now.

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@DontSpeak How does one get there arm to bend like that ? Two elbows smiley smiley smiley

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@CitizenD I'm speechless. I love this! (haha no pun intended!)

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Proudly ask for it by name 😁

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@max_black What exactly is the attraction in drinking something that "tastes like a son of a b**ch" and what exactly does a son of a b**ch taste like???

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@DontSpeak smiley tastes like root beer with a faint hint of sasparillo. The label is the draw...does make one wonder, though...

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@DontSpeak I was in a works rugby team called the SOBs (Sons of B1tches). I don't actually know what flavour we were, probably mud and sweat with lots of beer.

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@max_black I buy one when it tastes like a b**ch smiley

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@DontSpeak Quite right too, always wear a mask smiley



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@SimonM I think mom would it the roof, so i'm guessing that is electric?

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@PureVodka🍺 Not that's a garden hose going in to a petrol tank smiley

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@SimonM Oh my god. That's actually so cute, and so tragic. I would never, ever be angry WITH a child that age because they genuinely feel and believe they are helping.

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@DontSpeak I would have been put up for adoption if I had done anything like that when I was that age smiley

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@SimonM Oh believe me, I am glad I am not my mother.

Adoption? Ha. Never seen again.

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@SimonM Awww, Simon, you romantic fool, you. smiley

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@max_black That would actually be fun to try as a joke! smiley

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@DontSpeak who needs a pop up thermometer when you've got popcorn smiley

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@max_black I wonder if it would really work? smiley

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@DontSpeak Try it out...in a friend's house...a not to close friend smiley smiley

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Try to say that name out loud smiley

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Talking of unpronounceable names …

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@michael59 lol..

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@PureVodka🍺 Looks more like hot chocolate than coffee. smiley

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@michael59 lol It dose.

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I don't know why I find this so funny. But I do.... smiley smiley smiley



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@michael59 lol..

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@michael59 I've seen this one before, but it still cracks me up... lmfao smiley

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The greatest delivery driver of all-time

www.youtube.com/shorts/DZQXSmyWf...

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Dog dances while getting a haircut

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@SimonM Why don't I get this??? Simon! Help! smiley

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@DontSpeak It doesn't matter how close that straw gets to that lid, there's no hole smiley smiley

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@SimonM HA! Thank you! smiley

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smiley I can remember when I told my mom I wanted my first bra. My grandmother was visiting and she said, "I didn't get my first bra until one day when I was running down the street, one flew up and gave me a black eye." smiley

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@SimonM One is predictably boring and makes people fall asleep. The other keeps listeners alert - if not startled - wondering how it ends.

Good for storytelling.
Baaad for trains.

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@(⌐■_■) One gets to the point, which is efficient and leaves more time for beer. The other often has you wondering if there will ever be an end.. smiley

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@SimonM Both are generalisations for amusements purposes. lol smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak Exactly smiley smiley

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@SimonM rofl, I could think couple things for pop too

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@dubub Hmmmm, I want to laugh, but her skin should be hanging beyond her fingers like a huge scarf. They don't just creep down in ink only. LOL upvote for effort! smiley

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We'll be together forever.

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