Funny pics with captions. (7.7) (3387 views, 553 replies)

@DontSpeak Openly Gay Animals??? Gotta be kidding me? He offers them to a stallion horse ???

@SimonM The perfect lawn includes dandelions. (or the bee wouldn't BEE there lol)

@SimonM I did the math. We can't afford the drunk, druggie abusive husband. The cat stays.

{{{dog agrees}}} lol 😊😊😊

Sorry. I mean no offense, so I apologise to anyone who thinks I am hating all men.

I don't, not at all. My ex hated the cat. He even admitted he was jealous in court. {{{{face palm}}}}

@DontSpeak Tell me about it!

@DontSpeak

@SimonM Oh my god. hahahahahahahaha

Um, I mean, poor child! Rescue her!

{{{{snigger, snigger, snigger}}}}

@SimonM

@SimonM Actually that's what happens to us girls when we have to squat for a pee outdoors. We usually end up with wet shoes and wet pant legs.

@DontSpeak You might enjoy this vid:
Guy Pokes Fun At French Language
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1oa9yYW...

@DontSpeak lol @me I had to look up what a Mr. Clean is first. haha

@CitizenD This is YOUR toilet, ole friend! I amsooooo sure...

@SimonM

@SimonM Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse?

Unless they are proposing to use this person as a food lure for the zombies, they aren't talking about him surviving. haha

@PureVodka🍺

@CitizenD Does that apply to cakes too?

@CitizenD "Mouth to banana action" hahahaha

@DontSpeak The real thing only grows up to 2.2 inches long with a 3 inch wingspan but even that would be hideously scary!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR6RZ4IT...

@SimonM

@SimonM Toilet yoga! lol

@𝔗𝔥𝔢ℜ𝔦𝔷𝔩𝔞 It's funny cause it's true.

@SimonM MRSH ART. lol

@michael59 I have not blocked you! I still have all the messages too.

@PureVodka🍺

@CitizenD

@michael59 I can still see you, this is very weird.

@michael59 Well f**k knows what happened there! Glad it works again

@DontSpeak I'm surprised he offered the wife a ride.

@DontSpeak Well said.

You have to wonder how she functions on a daily basis?

@DontSpeak That is most salubrious..

@DontSpeak

@PureVodka🍺

@PureVodka🍺 I will never learn this!!

@Buttless

@DontSpeak

@DontSpeak

@DontSpeak In South Africa I was amused by the way the people pronounce long A. So 'ice cream' sounds like 'arse cream'

@PureVodka🍺

@DontSpeak

@SimonM that is truly depraved. {{{barf}}} lol

@SimonM rofl ~~~~~~~~~!

@DontSpeak I'd be scared.

@PureVodka🍺

I guess you better start cutting back on those kebab's and curry's you eat after closing down the bar.