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It's a living . . .


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@🌞Suisen🌞 That's me!

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@🌞Suisen🌞 As an integral part of my home security system, everything inside my apartment is under a layer of dust...makes it very easy to tell if someone's been fooling with my stuff smiley

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@Buttless smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Now that' s enough Buttless! Get on your knees and clasp your hands behind your head. You're under arrest for causing a public nuisance. smiley

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@CitizenD Hold on, can you help me get this popcorn out first?

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@Buttless Well that's ruined my plan for this evenings entertainment! smiley smiley

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@SimonM Doesn't everyone do that??

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@SimonM Try that combined with peeting on an electrified fence!

Fun times!

Snap, crackle, POP! smiley

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@DontSpeak smiley Definitely not! smiley

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@Buttless I'm guessing posing for the cover for this article was your second biggest mistake ?

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@CitizenD Awwww....

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@max_black looks like thanksgiving food coma

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Indeed, it mostly certainly does have that "Butterball" belly smiley

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thanksgiving aftermath

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@SimonM smiley and smiley

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@SimonM isnt that "Minimalistic living" smiley

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@SimonM Yeah man. Soft carbonated drinks are known to discourage pooping. Entirely counterproductive addition smiley

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@SimonM ...yup....cause you would look like a paedophile at best, a vampire or a cannibal at worst smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd At least the suction nozzle's on its head smiley

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@JudgeDredd smiley eaudeargawd smiley

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@CitizenD That mug looks like a face peeking out from the cupboard. smiley

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@DontSpeak Don't worry. I know the mug personally. It is friendly. smiley

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@CitizenD It's Simon, isn't it? smiley

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@DontSpeak NO! I assure you - it's just a friendly mug without ulterior motives.

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@CitizenD Are saying Simon has ulterior motives and is not a friendly mug? smiley

No wonder Fluffy is getting the knives sorted.
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@DontSpeak I know lots of mugs, Simon is not one of them. smiley

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@DontSpeak It's not me! I'm under the bed! smiley

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@DontSpeak That's me, I'll see you later! smiley

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@SimonM Oh come on Simon. I wanted to calm her down and now she posts Freddy Krüger pictures. smiley

Well done! smiley

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How hot is it ?

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Wait... where's the weed money GOING?

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@(⌐■_■) It's beating the crap out of your junk food budget.

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@michael59 smiley GOTTHATRYTE smiley
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@michael59 thats so silly, its appealing to me smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Nope....just the alarm smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 Looks like my tree from last Christmas smiley

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Every single clip in this compilation is hilarious! smiley

Humans doing human things

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@PureVodka🍺 they die when they enter shop??

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@DontSpeak here i thought men never read instructions
i feel deceived

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@🌞Suisen🌞 I am not using that toothpaste. It's tainted. smiley

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@DontSpeak definatly not charcoal smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 smiley Idjit! That'll teach him.

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Keep 'em guessing smiley

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@SimonM Like a friggn douchebag??

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@DontSpeak lol..

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@SimonM K.

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@CitizenD His little face! smiley

Your weiner has a face! smiley

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@CitizenD I had to enlarge the picture to see.

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@StarKissed I beg your pardon? smiley

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@CitizenD Obviously, I didn't get it right away! smiley smiley 💜

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@StarKissed Already forgiven. smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak lol..

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@SimonM I had to look that up lol.

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@PureVodka🍺 You kids. I think that was among the first computer games I ignored.

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@Bread&Circuses I loved it!

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@michael59 Played often in hotel lobbies before getting a game, next to pacman

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@DontSpeak Hmm, he could get to you in about two hours. smiley

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@michael59 Richard Gere... izzat you?!?

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Nice hairdo. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 smiley smiley excellent smiley

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Curious at how many up votes this may get.

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@PureVodka🍺 Don, this is Druiddudes place, where's the mystical buttplug?smiley

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@SimonM This one? smiley

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@CitizenD That's the one! smiley smiley

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@SimonM Perfect! smiley

Actually, this is the Patronus spell from my graphic novel "The Prizzoner of Azzkaban". Harry Zotter uses it to chase away the dementor Zomp. smiley smiley smiley

But I think it works for Druid as well. smiley



In the end Zomp was brought back to Azzkaban, where his wizzard buddies tested their magic wands on him for the rest of his life. smiley

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@CitizenD Seems familiar.. smiley

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@SimonM Those were the days!
smiley smiley smiley

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@CitizenD Yeah I really miss that tree frotting weirdo stalking me smiley smiley

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@SimonM lol..

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@SimonM Don't get this wrong, but when you posted this smiley was you thinking how cute it is, or where you thinking [SPOILER] smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 The smiley was because it's very cute. smiley

[SPOILER]

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@Bread&Circuses smiley

"Who your looking for mate"



"I see him, he's over HERE"

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@Bread&Circuses I pretty sure I'd get sectioned if people could hear some of the others talking in my head.. smiley

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@Bread&Circuses And that's where you should be. smiley

Do I detect a hint of self-criticism?

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@michael59 Now we may think this man is stupid, but his wife told him to do exactly what she said plenty of times smiley

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@SimonM Rapunzel...really? But the kids at disney then??

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@PureVodka🍺 Oh wow someone like head injuries

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Im sure "people" will use it smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 smiley What if it malfunctions whilst you're in there?? smiley

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It's Home Alone time of year! smiley

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Nailed it!

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@SimonM He grows the extra moustache so his eyebrows won't get lonely lol.

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@PureVodka🍺 They're a fine set, aren't they. smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 What does that sentence with intentionally bad spelling even mean, is it supposed to create the effect of a foreign accent or something?

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@SimonM Your guess is as good as mine,
I was assuming it was supposed to be kitty talk, is it to hard to figure out?

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@🌞Suisen🌞 It's not obvious either way.
I see what you mean now you've said it though.

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@🌞Suisen🌞 I think the people who write those are doing it in their idea of the animals voice and understanding of language.

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@DontSpeak I think you should tell Simon that smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 My cat speaks proper English and texts properly too.
Please don’t jump to conclusions.
My dog however can’t spell for sh*t

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@shabbapaul Your tabby? vvvvvvvv

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Isn't Tabby feline for Ginger?

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@Bread&Circuses It can be ginger too " A tabby cat is considered to be any domesticated cat with a coat that features distinctive stripes, dots, or swirling patterns, usually with a marking resembling an uppercase “M” on their forehead"

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Aha !! So that's how they perforate toilet paper smiley smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Here, Kitty Kitty...
Soft, self cleaning. And reusable!

(Mind the claws if you have balls!)

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@dubub Ill keep doggo far away smiley

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@DontSpeak Detour smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Definitely. smiley

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@SimonM smiley smiley smiley Excellent!

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Watch out Simon. smiley smiley smiley

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@Bread&Circuses Beep beep ((wroom))

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@PureVodka🍺 Lol ill be staying away from taco bell then

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@PureVodka🍺 smiley smiley take a tarnished coin, and drop it into a package of their hot sauce...when you're done eating, take the coin out of the hot sauce and wipe it...coin should be clean

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Oldie but goldie

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@DontSpeak smiley fossil milk?

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@DontSpeak When they run out of children.... smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Someone tell me which actor i'm thinking of, i can't remember his name lol?

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@PureVodka🍺
There is another pic out there of a cat that really does look like him.
Maybe i'm reading to much in to this.

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@PureVodka🍺 There's a dog one, too. smiley

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@DontSpeak lol Thats the one. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 They do look alike. smiley

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I think its the original Olaf

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@CitizenD NEVER stop dreaming smiley

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@DontSpeak I didnt get it, then i saw the light smiley

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@DontSpeak I didn't even know that he was even gone... smiley smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak that's pretty definitive smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 How true!

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@DontSpeak Mmmm Cuba libre smiley

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What could I do, the kids wanted to play with it. I couldn't bring myself not to buy it for them.

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@SimonM Could it be a "florida man"?

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@🌞Suisen🌞 I'm not sure where he's from.

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@SimonM Oh sorry floridaman is a known frase? for weird acts by men in Florida US, Jensen Beach Boulevard is in Florida smiley

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@Bread&Circuses Does snacks on the couch after a hard core....movie night count as BnB??

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@DontSpeak ok that made my tummy roll,,,,, burp

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@🌞Suisen🌞 To this point I've kept the pledge I made to myself to never take my phone or tablet into the bathroom. I do keep the physical Readers' Digests there. smiley
Ever see that Mythbusters episode on the prevalence of fecal matter most EVERYWHERE ?

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@Bread&Circuses i used to never have my phone with me, after i left rehab, a while i DID bring it to the bath room lol

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@Bread&Circuses A long time back i thought of doing that for cheese on toast, but never tried it lol. And you can get special toasty bags.

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@Bread&Circuses oh Mr Blue eyes himself smiley

well now i thinking Hot shots, but the scene was in some movie (bicycle)

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

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@Bread&Circuses sorry i should have said other film or parody

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@SimonM what a woman smiley

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@tyetoes Yes, she's real classy! smiley

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@SimonM thats not a bikini tho smiley

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@SimonM Maybe she has a nice boat?

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@CitizenD smiley smiley smiley
You mean to tell me there are other "styles" of fish-a***oles that can be served? smiley

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@DontSpeak Thats exactly what I'm saying. smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 From the look of it, it must be very tasty. smiley

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@DontSpeak well duh you supposed to eat them not put them up your A** smileysmiley

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@DontSpeak And burritos cure it. smiley smiley smiley

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@max_black It's a strange one, but funny.

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@Bread&Circuses smiley smiley I've been there, Alnwick Castle

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He talked too much.

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@max_black well that was not the smartest mouse in the world smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 good one smiley

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@CitizenD Some people scared their kids and are going for the pets smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 I don't care. I love it. smiley

I dress up my dog a lot. smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Having a beer with a couple buddies one tells me he loves his wife so well, she mows the lawn and he gets a hot meal every night. The other says he gets all that and his clothes ironed. They both look at me to speak. I just say, "I love my wife so well, she'll sleep past noon. " smiley

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isnt there something Georg over them?

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Hey, that's rude!

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@Buttless You do have a butt. You lied! smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak Shhh... don't tell people or they will all want to look!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Ross is in the House. smiley smiley smiley

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@SimonM Mine too. smiley smiley smiley

In Germany, we say, "No master has yet fallen from the sky."


Watch THIS and you'll get there. smiley smiley
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@DontSpeak Heard about that. Was just trying to download the docu - not available. smiley

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@CitizenD There is now. I put a Mixdrop link up for you. smiley

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@DontSpeak Oh wow, you can do that? smiley Thank you very much! smiley

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Would it be brazen to ask for this doc as well? smiley

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Can't get enough of him:)

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@SimonM smiley What should he paint next? Any ideas?

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@CitizenD I'm still analysing the others, I'll get back to you.. smiley

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@CitizenD Thinking 'brazilian deforestation'... probably add sum HAPPY TREES? 👀

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@(⌐■_■) Oh, I have beaten you to it. smiley
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@(⌐■_■) Happy Trees, you mean like this? smiley

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@SimonM Morning wood ...

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@SimonM The Sexy Forest.

They spelled forest wrong, by the way!

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@DontSpeak 'stuttering'
*there was a branch in her mouth

like: Run Forest Runn...mmmph💦

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@DontSpeak I know. smiley

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@SimonM Oh my gosh. In the 3 decades of auto correct they didn't learn the correct spelling??? smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak I think whoever made that meme had their mind on something else.. smiley

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@SimonM Tree sex. Yep, anything that looks like a penis is really distracting... NOT. smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak My chocolates are a great distraction smiley

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@SimonM It's too bad the actual anatomy isn't that uniform and smooth.

These would be vomit chocolate if they were true replicas. smiley

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@DontSpeak Well aren't you the connoisseur! smiley

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@SimonM Spot on Simon. smiley smiley smiley

You know how to end a conversation with style. smiley

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@CitizenD Thank you smiley smiley

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@CitizenD You should've said "bushes" smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak oooof yeah huh?
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@CitizenD Simon could probably do a killing on butt plugs at this "establishment". smiley

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@DontSpeak Don is a buttplug designer and wholesaler, I am a cock chocolatier. smiley

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@SimonM And we are plug bros. smiley smiley smiley

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@SimonM The politics of internal business affairs. smiley

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@CitizenD Aaaaack dammit... [wipes coffee off everything]
smiley its way too early for this, I swear?!

*ref: ''dammit''

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@(⌐■_■) It's not what you think it is! Don't get swept away by your imagination. smiley

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@CitizenD smiley in all fairness
smiley my imagination just woke up smiley

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@DontSpeak WTH?? smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak no way....What?? smiley

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@DontSpeak whut the actual hell??

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@🌞Suisen🌞 I know right!?!?

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@DontSpeak Im still wondering why the proctologist is recommending it??

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We have that tree or i'm leaving,

okay honey.

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@PureVodka🍺 one free, high speed anal probe comin' atcha...

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Duct tape enable the world to go round.

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Both of those are just spinning circles/lines for me.

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@PureVodka🍺 sorry i was trying to take a shortcut downsizing pic.
redirecting doesnt work if pic isnt kept on site, noted

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Okay, just thought you would want to know. smiley

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lesson learned smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Sorry about the spinning

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@🌞Suisen🌞 right ? this is probably as old as my CS4 version of photoshop

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@max_black lol i do all my editing online

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@max_black smileyThat must be from the south!

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@tyetoes Available on amazon, if you ever need some revenge smiley smiley smiley

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@CitizenD Essentials of raising a baby smiley

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@CitizenD Boy,Simon's gonna be pissed about this smiley

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@max_black You're right. I showed him yesterday. Man was he pissed. He wanted to beat up the perpetrator. smiley

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@CitizenD smiley smiley I've got some Valium if he needs calming down

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@max_black I'll tell him. smiley smiley

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@dubub That's exactly why you should smiley smiley

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@max_black This version's a little more grandma friendly.
Mine got a good laugh when she saw it.

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So, I was looking at some stuff on amazon, and came across this particular item. Just how stupid do they think people are ?

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@🌞Suisen🌞 That's so weird. smiley

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@DontSpeak At first i thought it was one of those covers you can order, this looks like its the actual case, where do we `place order?

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Maybe the only one you can get is with that guy on it?

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Bob Ross is back. And he is up to mischief. smiley

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@DontSpeak smiley ok not that hungry now

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@🌞Suisen🌞 I know, right?! smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 oh dear smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 Oh my god! smiley smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 Hell of a way to get grandpa to quit smoking smiley smiley

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@max_black lol Good one.

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Happiness is never having to set an alarm. smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Thanks, I must save that one!

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Thankfully, those restrictions are lifting next year!

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Don't trust Dr Jeff.

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Secret travel device

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So many things not allowed onboard smiley

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To show the less than desirable gals when then show up to answer my ad. smiley

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@DontSpeak them damn Dildos running wild

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which reminds me ...

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In my neighbor's yard . . .



Takes one to know one.

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@max_black Today so happens to be Max Baer Jr.'s 85th birthday today. aka Jethro.
www.imdb.com/name/nm0046319/?ref...

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@Bread&Circuses Well, let's fetch the fancy eatin' table down by the cement pond and have us a party smiley

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or Zombie apocalypse

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@Bread&Circuses RYTE?! You, me and the first season of Walking Dead must agree. IML: WhurtDerFerk, noooobody finger'd that or a zillion other remedys right off? Yeah, TWD made me smiley holler at a tv.

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@Bread&Circuses hey ive seen crawling zombies smiley

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@DontSpeak Why thank you very much smiley

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@DontSpeak DAMN!!!

I wanted to see this.

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I know it's mean, but when I saw it, I shook with laughter. smiley smiley smiley

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@SimonM smiley smiley smiley smiley
I love that kind of humor. smiley

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@CitizenD Me too smiley smiley

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@SimonM OK, now you're both going to Hell. 😈

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@StarKissed And I hope both of you know I'm only joking, I would never suggest such a thing. 😇 😉

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@StarKissed We know, and we appreciate your sense of humor.

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@SimonM I wonder if her vagina is smarter than Brian's smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak Chihuahua or Dane smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Pretty certain the "guy" wants if for "his" weiner "dog". smiley smiley

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"911.... What's your emergency?"

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@SimonM I think I know her. smiley
Um, 'knew' her I meant to say.

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@CitizenD 12 ga enema time smiley

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@SimonM smiley That thing makes me suspicious...

What does it really want?

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Ooops!

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@SimonM Could be Sisters.

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@SimonM Actually it's called "Can't you make them bigger?" smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@SimonM Cheap at twice the price.

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@SimonM Sri K. Patabi Jois. Yea, he was a pervert.

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@DontSpeak I'm going to learn yoga so I can get a job like that. smiley

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@SimonM [SPOILER]

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@SimonM I've never seen hide and seek played that way before.

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@PureVodka🍺 Sooooooooooo true everywhere in the world. It's the international language.

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@PureVodka🍺 I assume women see yoga the same way.

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@🌞Suisen🌞 MnM's aren't made in those colours. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 smiley smiley good one 👍

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The devil finds work for idle hands. smiley

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@CitizenD Me and my friend Glen used to do that a lot to scare his step mother smiley

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@SimonM Glen had a bad influence on you. smiley Weren't you afraid of scorching your crown jewels?
What kind of burning agent did you use?

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@CitizenD We used Butane, lighter refill gas. It doesn't hurt for quite a few seconds when you spray it in to denim, especially on the flies. smiley

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@SimonM This reminds me of my mother, when she was dressed in a terry cloth bathrobe and wanted to light the candles from the Advent wreath.

A piece of the head of the match broke off and landed on her bathrobe. Waves of fire traveled all around the robe until the fine fluff of the terry cloth had burned off. smiley

The spectacle lasted only a second or two, nowadays there are warnings on terry cloth.

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@PureVodka🍺 Bib i say smiley

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@DontSpeak UHH ... OUCH!

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@🌞Suisen🌞 What balls are you trimming? smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak i was picturing, i trim my sweather with it smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Your sweater hurts? smiley

They need to remember to detach sheep before knitting! smiley

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Cleaning bananas for 120 minutes? Extraordinary! smiley smiley smiley

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@CitizenD Very nice art-rendering work, Don! smiley

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@DontSpeak WTF. I didnt render anything this time. smiley

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@CitizenD Hmmmm. Nice try. Very nice work. smiley

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@DontSpeak Thanks then. smiley

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@CitizenD It's good and funny and I'm stealing it to fool people. smiley

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@max_black ohh nice lol

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@max_black Oh ewww. smiley

No wonder I never accept anyone else's baked goods.

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@max_black I LOVE dogs, and all animals, but they bury their poo with those feetsies! lol

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@DontSpeak who doesnt want flower smelling farts

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@🌞Suisen🌞 Can i ask a favor of you, i'll be starting a new funny pics forum topic soon and i only have one good meme at hand (i always use two at the start), so is there any chance you could PM (or just post in link form on my wall if you rather do that) me 3 good memes so i can choose one of them.
If yes, could you send some like the ones you have been posting of late, thanks. smiley

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@🌞Suisen🌞 toot sweet smiley smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 Stealing this one, boss smiley

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