Funny pics with captions. (8.4) (4959 views, 867 replies)
@SimonM Perfect!
Actually, this is the Patronus spell from my graphic novel "The Prizzoner of Azzkaban". Harry Zotter uses it to chase away the dementor Zomp.
But I think it works for Druid as well.
In the end Zomp was brought back to Azzkaban, where his wizzard buddies tested their magic wands on him for the rest of his life.
@SimonM Don't get this wrong, but when you posted this was you thinking how cute it is, or where you thinking [SPOILER]
@Bread&Circuses I pretty sure I'd get sectioned if people could hear some of the others talking in my head..
@Bread&Circuses And that's where you should be.
Do I detect a hint of self-criticism?
@michael59 Now we may think this man is stupid, but his wife told him to do exactly what she said plenty of times
@🌞Suisen🌞 My cat speaks proper English and texts properly too.
Please don’t jump to conclusions.
My dog however can’t spell for sh*t
@Bread&Circuses It can be ginger too " A tabby cat is considered to be any domesticated cat with a coat that features distinctive stripes, dots, or swirling patterns, usually with a marking resembling an uppercase “M” on their forehead"
@PureVodka🍺 take a tarnished coin, and drop it into a package of their hot sauce...when you're done eating, take the coin out of the hot sauce and wipe it...coin should be clean
@🌞Suisen🌞 Someone tell me which actor i'm thinking of, i can't remember his name lol?
@PureVodka🍺
There is another pic out there of a cat that really does look like him.
Maybe i'm reading to much in to this.
@StarKissed Yes it is.
What could I do, the kids wanted to play with it. I couldn't bring myself not to buy it for them.
On a positive note, last night I was listening at the kids' bedroom door and heard them shouting "Unclean spirit, give way!"
That had me reassured. They'll be fine.
@Bread&Circuses Does snacks on the couch after a hard core....movie night count as BnB??
@SimonM Reminds me of a scene from this great movie. dosmovies.com/film/The_Beast_of_...
@Bread&Circuses did they carry a hot potato in each of their coat pockets for hand warmers ?
@🌞Suisen🌞 To this point I've kept the pledge I made to myself to never take my phone or tablet into the bathroom. I do keep the physical Readers' Digests there.
Ever see that Mythbusters episode on the prevalence of fecal matter most EVERYWHERE ?
@Bread&Circuses i used to never have my phone with me, after i left rehab, a while i DID bring it to the bath room lol
@Bread&Circuses A long time back i thought of doing that for cheese on toast, but never tried it lol. And you can get special toasty bags.
@Bread&Circuses oh Mr Blue eyes himself
well now i thinking Hot shots, but the scene was in some movie (bicycle)
@🌞Suisen🌞 Having a beer with a couple buddies one tells me he loves his wife so well, she mows the lawn and he gets a hot meal every night. The other says he gets all that and his clothes ironed. They both look at me to speak. I just say, "I love my wife so well, she'll sleep past noon. "
@SimonM Mine too.
In Germany, we say, "No master has yet fallen from the sky."
Watch THIS and you'll get there.
dosmovies.com/film/Bob_Ross_The_...
@DontSpeak Oh wow, you can do that? Thank you very much!
dosmovies.com/film/Bob_Ross_Happ...
Would it be brazen to ask for this doc as well?
@DontSpeak if you live long enough, you'll see everything...this will definitely make it into the bizzare section for me
@PureVodka🍺 sorry i was trying to take a shortcut downsizing pic.
redirecting doesnt work if pic isnt kept on site, noted
@PureVodka🍺 i couldn't edit here
so just reposted one further down lol,
lesson learned
@max_black You're right. I showed him yesterday. Man was he pissed. He wanted to beat up the perpetrator.
@max_black This version's a little more grandma friendly.
Mine got a good laugh when she saw it.
@max_black Today so happens to be Max Baer Jr.'s 85th birthday today. aka Jethro.
www.imdb.com/name/nm0046319/?ref...
@Bread&Circuses Well, let's fetch the fancy eatin' table down by the cement pond and have us a party
@Bread&Circuses RYTE?! You, me and the first season of Walking Dead must agree. IML: WhurtDerFerk, noooobody finger'd that or a zillion other remedys right off? Yeah, TWD made me holler at a tv.
@StarKissed And I hope both of you know I'm only joking, I would never suggest such a thing. 😇 😉
@SimonM This reminds me of my mother, when she was dressed in a terry cloth bathrobe and wanted to light the candles from the Advent wreath.
A piece of the head of the match broke off and landed on her bathrobe. Waves of fire traveled all around the robe until the fine fluff of the terry cloth had burned off.
The spectacle lasted only a second or two, nowadays there are warnings on terry cloth.
@max_black I LOVE dogs, and all animals, but they bury their poo with those feetsies! lol
@🌞Suisen🌞 Can i ask a favor of you, i'll be starting a new funny pics forum topic soon and i only have one good meme at hand (i always use two at the start), so is there any chance you could PM (or just post in link form on my wall if you rather do that) me 3 good memes so i can choose one of them.
If yes, could you send some like the ones you have been posting of late, thanks.
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