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why Santa was late last year

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@max_black And not only. You havent seen Natural Born Killers unless you watched it on Acid smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Saw the Muppet Movie and Alien whilst frying on acid at the drive in

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@max_black Alien? On Acid? OMG!!!! I think I still would have had nightmares from it smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd the Muppet Movie was the very first time Kermits legs had been shown...we went ballistic smiley smiley smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ I wish someone would have told me mom was doing cross-fit 😁

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ smiley *I didn't see it smiley until you said it:
THEE BEST TREE ORNAMENT EVUR smiley +10

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@(βŒβ– _β– ) when i saw it, it was cristal clear who it belonged to smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ If this keeps up, the Internet will eventually think I invented the plugs. smiley

And it's true: It was 1959 when I worked for rubber factory Gummi MΓΌller in my hometown. smiley

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@shabbapaul And ammo, don't forget the ammo.

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@Bread&Circuses He never runs out of that, blasts away for a full-length movie on 2 clips.

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@Buttless oh dang... i never thot to count?!

*runs off to watch the HVAC melodrama again

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One forPV

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ I wouldn't feel to bad for the dog, if you look closely, you can see cookie crumbs on the upper lip. smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ most definitely smiley hard to tell if it's a lifeboat or a slide smiley

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@max_black Makes no difference really. The slide is designed to detach upon evacuation and transform into a life raft.

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@max_black smiley Seen too many of these. That's a Cat3 SAFA Inspection Finding. That one actually grounds the plane until the life raft is removed and replaced. And replacing the life raft aint that easy. They dont exactly keep them lying around in airports just in case a passenger inflates one by mistake. And only planes scheduled to fly over water are equipped with them. Flying with one life raft missing is considered as directly affecting the safety of the flight.

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@max_black I was flying on Air India. When they did the usual safety demo a guy sitting next to me felt under his seat for a lifejacket but it was not there. He asked the stewardess where it was and was told 'we took them out because people steal them'.
Great!

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oh yeah, didnt even think of that,
but as far as i know you cant reach slide unless door is open smiley

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One for the tradies:

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Bill Murry's christmas card?

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@SimonM REAL Swedish energy drinks. smiley

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the pung svett comes in flesh, black or rainbow color smiley

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@DontSpeak Awesome! Do they export it?
smiley smiley smiley

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@Buttless look like europe shipping only
your customs would prob not let it pass smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ Our energy drinks are quite boring, some ass sweat or camel-toe juice would liven up the supermarket shelves.

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@Buttless well they are only in one online shop and one shop in Malmoe as far as i know smiley

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@SimonM more to your liking ??



theres Santa cuming, Merry Clitmas,
Pussy juice, Jingle balls and
Save a lollipop, suck a d*ck or lick a beaver smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ Judging by the taste of some of the energy drinks I've tried, these products could very well be examples of 'truth in advertising'.

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@dubub hahaha there are tests on youtube
not sure if they are disappointed or relieved smiley

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And he got so close.. Probably spent it on food.

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@SimonM very funny!

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ you just know by seeing that mug, this kid is gonna grow up to be a serial killer smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 Excellent presentation !! I notice you've used the fine China as well... smiley smiley smiley

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@max_black lol The chip in the plate, well spotted.

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ In the '90s I worked in a construction company with a PMS department (Project Management Services)
Should have taken a photo of the sign, long gone now.

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@SimonM hahahhahha. Real or photoshop? Do you know?

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@Nasos It's real as far as I know. smiley

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@SimonM It's an actual intersection in Bakersfield, California. smiley

That alone makes it much funnier. smiley

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@DontSpeak Inyo & Butte are both counties here in California
Bakersfield is where this dude got famous and also where the 'Bakersfield Sound' (duh) was created
youtu.be/-0v5yIw41QA

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@DontSpeak hey now...

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EnemmΓ€n urheilua ulkona!
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Kuntopolku Taivuta oteenpΓ€in ja oikaise kΓ€sivarret edessΓ€si!
(Fitness path Bend forward and straighten your arms in front of you)
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@DontSpeak uhh looks like a bad case of asfalt rasch smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ [SPOILER]

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@DontSpeak Beauty is only skin deep but ginger goes all the way to the bone?

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@dubub Look again in the mirror!

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@DontSpeak Seems, he took it like a man tho?

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I bet there is someone out there that can relate to this lol.

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@max_black This is absolutely, hysterically funny 🀣 🀣 🀣

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@dubub I've found if you tuck a pant leg into one of your socks, people expect less of you.

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Kurts NYE celebration was delayed

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@Buttless smiley smiley true

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@PureVodka🍺 whut? thats not environment friendly,,,
it came in a box right

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@max_black That's pretty sharp.

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@Nasos must have been one a helluva party πŸ₯³πŸΊπŸΊπŸ₯³

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@max_black I think you were in my list and I have removed you by mistake. If it is so please forgive me and accept me back. I remove 4-5 contacts from times to times when they don't correspond to people i see around much. Sometimes i remove by mistake

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@max_black seriously im 5'4, not happening smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ it can happen in certain events but technical details belong to the XXX categ....

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@Nasos not to be presumptuous but thinking its a male thing smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ I must say that we all deeply appreciate female improvisations. Or at least, I heard so.

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@Nasos a stol and help might be needed to even make a print hhahahaha

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ Can nipples be classified as genitalia?
A 5ft 4in person could reach buttons 1.1m high, a bit more if they jumped.

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@max_black This is why I use my elbow.

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@Bread&Circuses Cane tip for me. My curiosity wants to see the video to show why it was necessary to post this sign in the first place 🀣✌

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@SimonM uh...close enough...lmao...true karma[SPOILER] smiley smiley smiley

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@SimonM Hey that is wonderful pee pressure.
Reminds me of playing 'highest up the wall' at school! smiley

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@SimonM you played it too?
No jumping allowed!

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@Buttless Yeah, but I was better at it when I was younger smiley

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most excellent smiley smiley smiley

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Shouldnt be a problem....smiley

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@Bread&Circuses I'm still waiting for the flashbacks from the acid I took 50 yrs ago...think I got ripped off smiley

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@SimonM Yeah? I wouldn't be so sure about that... smiley

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@SimonM I'll defer judgment till I see his woman at home.

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@Bread&Circuses Not a Big Mac or KFC in sight, no wonder they are all so skinny!

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@Bread&Circuses Humans did not spend all this time evolving to become vegetarians

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@Bread&Circuses That little blu POS needs to be dropped off at the fire station for adoption. smiley

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@SimonM I'm still runnin' . . .

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@Bread&Circuses 🎡...againnnnst thaaa wind smiley yah we're RUNNIN'πŸ’¨ agaaaanst da wind🎡

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@SimonM I had to take a second look. At first glance, I thought they were the Power Rangers. smiley

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smiley smiley

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ Maybe not. They can take one for Darwin.

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@(βŒβ– _β– ) Adam & Eve were the first persons not to read the Apple Terms & Conditions Agreement.

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@SimonM What a cool name lol.

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@PureVodka🍺 I wonder if vegans taste like chicken..

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@SimonM i was wondering if they really wants us to roast vegans, is it legal??πŸ€”

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@βœ΄π•Šπ•¦π•šπ•€π•–π•Ÿβœ΄ I don't know, but at least there Grass Fed.

How about[SPOILER]

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@SimonM I say we dig a hole and do one up like a Kalua pig. [SPOILER]

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@SimonM A colorized release. smiley

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@Buttless ACTUALLY made me laugh.

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@SimonM smiley smiley smiley
The secrets out

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