Funny pics with captions. (8.6) (5301 views, 744 replies)
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ Uh oh, I see Suisen has gotten into the Holiday Spirit.
@max_black And not only. You havent seen Natural Born Killers unless you watched it on Acid
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ I wish someone would have told me mom was doing cross-fit π
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ *I didn't see it
until you said it:
THEE BEST TREE ORNAMENT EVUR +10
@(ββ _β ) when i saw it, it was cristal clear who it belonged to
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ If this keeps up, the Internet will eventually think I invented the plugs.
And it's true: It was 1959 when I worked for rubber factory Gummi MΓΌller in my hometown.
@Bread&Circuses He never runs out of that, blasts away for a full-length movie on 2 clips.
@Buttless oh dang... i never thot to count?!
*runs off to watch the HVAC melodrama again
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ I wouldn't feel to bad for the dog, if you look closely, you can see cookie crumbs on the upper lip.
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ most definitely hard to tell if it's a lifeboat or a slide
@max_black Makes no difference really. The slide is designed to detach upon evacuation and transform into a life raft.
@max_black Seen too many of these. That's a Cat3 SAFA Inspection Finding. That one actually grounds the plane until the life raft is removed and replaced. And replacing the life raft aint that easy. They dont exactly keep them lying around in airports just in case a passenger inflates one by mistake. And only planes scheduled to fly over water are equipped with them. Flying with one life raft missing is considered as directly affecting the safety of the flight.
@max_black I was flying on Air India. When they did the usual safety demo a guy sitting next to me felt under his seat for a lifejacket but it was not there. He asked the stewardess where it was and was told 'we took them out because people steal them'.
Great!
oh yeah, didnt even think of that,
but as far as i know you cant reach slide unless door is open
@DontSpeak
the pung svett comes in flesh, black or rainbow color
@Buttless look like europe shipping only
your customs would prob not let it pass
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ Our energy drinks are quite boring, some ass sweat or camel-toe juice would liven up the supermarket shelves.
@Buttless well they are only in one online shop and one shop in Malmoe as far as i know
@SimonM more to your liking ??
theres Santa cuming, Merry Clitmas,
Pussy juice, Jingle balls and
Save a lollipop, suck a d*ck or lick a beaver
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ Judging by the taste of some of the energy drinks I've tried, these products could very well be examples of 'truth in advertising'.
@dubub hahaha there are tests on youtube
not sure if they are disappointed or relieved
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ you just know by seeing that mug, this kid is gonna grow up to be a serial killer
@PureVodkaπΊ Excellent presentation !! I notice you've used the fine China as well...
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ In the '90s I worked in a construction company with a PMS department (Project Management Services)
Should have taken a photo of the sign, long gone now.
@DontSpeak Inyo & Butte are both counties here in California
Bakersfield is where this dude got famous and also where the 'Bakersfield Sound' (duh) was created
youtu.be/-0v5yIw41QA
@dubub I've found if you tuck a pant leg into one of your socks, people expect less of you.
@max_black I think you were in my list and I have removed you by mistake. If it is so please forgive me and accept me back. I remove 4-5 contacts from times to times when they don't correspond to people i see around much. Sometimes i remove by mistake
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ it can happen in certain events but technical details belong to the XXX categ....
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ I must say that we all deeply appreciate female improvisations. Or at least, I heard so.
@Nasos a stol and help might be needed to even make a print hhahahaha
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ Can nipples be classified as genitalia?
A 5ft 4in person could reach buttons 1.1m high, a bit more if they jumped.
@Bread&Circuses Cane tip for me. My curiosity wants to see the video to show why it was necessary to post this sign in the first place π€£β
@Bread&Circuses I'm still waiting for the flashbacks from the acid I took 50 yrs ago...think I got ripped off
@Bread&Circuses That little blu POS needs to be dropped off at the fire station for adoption.
@Bread&Circuses π΅...againnnnst thaaa wind yah we're RUNNIN'π¨ agaaaanst da windπ΅
@(ββ _β ) Adam & Eve were the first persons not to read the Apple Terms & Conditions Agreement.
@SimonM i was wondering if they really wants us to roast vegans, is it legal??π€
@β΄ππ¦ππ€ππβ΄ I don't know, but at least there Grass Fed.
How about[SPOILER]
God
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