Funny pics with captions. (8.5) (4053 views, 590 replies)
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@SimonM LOL. I remember that feeling. Coming back from Montreal for Christmas vacation meant a difference of almost 60 degrees Celsius. I used to go out on shorts when the people around me where wearing winter coats. Of course that always ended up with the mother of all colds but it was a tradition 
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@🌞Suisen🌞 I believe this will count as alternative means of compliance. 2 extra airbags in lieu of the seatbelt
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@SimonM What an idiot. Even with the keys highlighted to form "LOVE" he still managed to press the wrong buttons 
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@max_black Nope. Look again at the right, under the stripy shirt and belly button....
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and that's the point, girl. Well spotted. 
Kinda like guys who think these big booty big boobed girls aren't surgically enhanced. Go on, support this nonsense, you enablers. She looks like her real self now... that's what happens because that's reality.
Support a narcissist: believe this is real. lol
Previous and unrealistic/photo enhanced and surgically enhanced... please, spend more money
@StarKissed To be honest, men that support this obvious lie about the female form enable these people to do what they do. ALL of them.
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Dad you didn't
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@🌞Suisen🌞 That happened to me at my house in the Netherlands. It took me almost 3 months to realize that the wonderfully tall, up to the ceiling, ficus was artificial. And I only realized from my landlady's uncontrollable laughter after she saw me water it
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@JudgeDredd Eh hem "Dessert" ...or did you mean that your mother in law was a dry, inhospitable land mass that will kill you without water?
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@DontSpeak My bad. Dont know how this got away from me. Strangely enough and although I dont like to speak ill of the dead, that description is not far from my ex mother in law (God rest her soul)
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@max_black If I was a dog, I'd pee on him.
I thought wearing fir is frowned upon in NYC.
@Bread&Circuses if I remember correctly...red paint is what would be tossed on people who wore fur coats
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@max_black I saw this 3 days ago. It's so funny. It's just de-lactosed milk with a sugar added.
From kitty boobies, naturally.
Maybe there's a "Only Fans" page for it?
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@SimonM Could have been worse:
Then again, it could have been awesome:
Or...kinda f**ked up:
Or....kinda festive and in the spirit of the holidays:
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@🌞Suisen🌞 Yes, Christchurch had an official wizard for as long as I remember.
Didn't stop the earthquake.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard...
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@PureVodka🍺 I thought the white suits were to match the kitchen appliances to make the place more woman friendly. 
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@DontSpeak Its amazing the extend of JD comic strips that you can find. Pretty much one for every situation:
@DontSpeak Ho Ho Hoooooooooola. Just curious on the presents if you are on the naughty list there
@JudgeDredd The kid looks a bit traumatised (he still thinks of breasts as milk containers) but I think you can be both, naughty and nice! hehehe
@SimonM Ok.....the bicycle conversion of the Lawmaster rocks. I cant say the same for that jockstrap. Looks a bit tight over there
@DontSpeak I suppose the color of the jockstrap for once would match the color of the contents
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Myrrh, myrrh. Myrrh, myrrh.
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@Bread&Circuses Jean-Luc Picard answered: MAKE IT SEW
**is it any wonder i don't get paid for this?** 
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@SimonM I did something similar once. I was working in a secure building where the elevators could only be called upon by swiping your transponder and entering the number of the floor you want to go. Once the elevator arrived, there was no keypad of any kind within. The building that I was working in had a panorama view on the top floor, accessible via another elevator outside the building. Many tourists confused the entrance to the panorama with the secure elevators. Usually we would explain to them their mistake and point them in the right direction. There was one time though where a truly obnoxious German and his very b**chy wife ignored every person who showed them the elevator outside the building and insisted on using the secure ones. They entered the elevator with me and heard a voice from the elevator system saying "fourteen". On the way up the guy asked me where is the floor keypad. I replied that this is a voice activated elevator and you have to speak the floor you wish to go. I exited the elevator on the 14th floor and waited until the doors closed. And then I heard it......"Panorama"......"Panorama"...... .."Panorama"........"Panorama"
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@(⌐■_■) After that jump rope debacle at the mall…
dosmovies.com/forum/thread/Funny...
🤙 It is our understanding the reward’s now been raised to $100.
*stay tuned for more$ update$
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@Buttless Tamer of Bitches, Silly. My colleagues got me a shirt with the writing on it.
How many times do I have to answer this question? My fondness for plugs comes from the time when I became a proctologist on @nysubj. Zedra was the first to get one shoved.
With them I could keep the right wingers in check very well. They were terrified.
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@DontSpeak Then he got what he deserved. I just thought I'd use my last picture of him for a good cause. But I could not find the post.
@CitizenD He did deserve it. It was truly vile and disturbing to see it. I am grateful it was deleted. Someone actually upvoted it, which is nothing short of sickening.
I cannot fathom how there is even the remotest chance of humor in it.
The controversial French magazine that your post's picture is from has a truly unique history, however!
Happy Xmas to you. Hope you'll be making up a fine grind of your specialty coffee.
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............special bulletin...........
I'd like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, as well as to say thanks for your post's in this particular forum. It's not been a particularly easy year, but your memes and wisecracking have made things a lot brighter in my little corner of the world.
thank you, and best of wishes to you and yours during this holiday season ✌❤
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@Bread&Circuses Looking like someone may have a new "wind chime" hung in a couple of minutes
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@Bread&Circuses They also didn't know that the high schoolers who worked at the drug store where you dropped them off, went through all the photos, and laughed at them before you picked them up. 
~ True story.
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Continued from dosmovies.com/forum/thread/Funny...
Took me a few secs that lol.
Thanks to @Suisen for sharing the pic below.