Funny pics with captions 9√a (n) X̄ ∭ x→a... which is ≥ 12 (6098 views, 551 replies)

🚩 ‘24 Eau💩… 👀


[SPOILER] At least, we made it this far!

Okay ok waitaminute… I’m fairly sure I can fix everything…

‘’Never Forget’’

YW👍

I'm gonna just leave this right here... and run away screaming. yep





(during lunch - probably didn't wash)

* Aaahh‘L, be back…




Or not.

‘’Just make a few adjustments to yer budget, food intake, and resources.’’ … they said.

*will honorably accept my 24hr ban JD, youbetcha!
The W00Ts are Bigly.

they dont say it?? wtf... but,,,but

Well, I’d start looking busy too if I was the only one working on a planet… and got remote-smacked by a shovel!



I want to see the vid of scientists practicing this maneuver on each other.

DO BEARS SHYT IN THE WOODS?
Yellowstone rangers say, ‘’OMG! SEND HELP!

White shoes past Labor Day? Girrlll.

🚩 What shall we define as: ‘’hobby’’…weed or toilet paper? 👀💭




Waitaminute…. PER YEAR??

So an unidentified flying object…
Becomes a noticible fuk-off…
until it orgasms?




* Internet-speak and porn hub have ruined me.

Pfft dirty minds....

WARNING!!

Eureka!

After I killed Jimmy (It was an accident), I made new ones in my lab (I promised).
They will be hatching soon.

They need corn. Does anyone have any lying around?

The kangaroo hunting rifle.

Also recommended for sack races.

Police arrest man with "multiple gerbils" in his pants after pet store robbery

After a pet store was robbed in Hilliard, Ohio, police soon found a likely suspect: a man with hamsters in his pants. Matthew Pancake was subsequently charged with breaking and entering, and vandalism. Mr. Pancake's leopard-print pants, as seen in footage, were another clue. The hamsters were initially misidentified as gerbils; they were otherwise unharmed.

The bodycam video shows multiple officers surrounding Pancake as he sleeps on the bench. … As officers searched Pancake, they found four hamsters and bedding in his leopard-printed pajamas. "There's multiple gerbils in his pants," an officer can be heard saying. "Do you have any more gerbils on you?" The gerbils were later identified as hamsters. The officers took pictures of the hamsters before returning them to the store.

golf seems like a dangerous sport

These are the filters we grew up with.

Till death do us part.