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🚩 ‘24 Eau💩… 👀


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@(⌐■_■) Aaah... romance is not dead!

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Okay ok waitaminute… I’m fairly sure I can fix everything…


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@SimonM They still walk among us.

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‘’Never Forget’’


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YW👍

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@(⌐■_■) woho !! sets up trap on the terasse... smiley

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@🍹Suisen🍹 Booze trick only fools the city skeeters.



The feral ones need real feed store traps.

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I'm gonna just leave this right here... and run away screaming. yep





(during lunch - probably didn't wash)

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@(⌐■_■) what about us left-handers?

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@Buttless Nasty dubbelhand grip smiley

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@🍹Suisen🍹 and the one on the right is married!

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@Buttless well i hear masturbation is common in marriages 🙄

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@🍹Suisen🍹 hey, that reminds me May is M-month. Must start a thread!

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@Bread&Circuses pfft, every dummy know you lick your fingers and rub them apart...

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@Bread&Circuses and now you gotta find a great receipe for courgettes smiley

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@Bread&Circuses you forgot the melons.

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* Aaahh‘L, be back…




Or not.

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‘’Just make a few adjustments to yer budget, food intake, and resources.’’ … they said.

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@shabbapaul well snow white didnt manage to make it popular smiley

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@shabbapaul ahh you found the male olive oil i see...

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@Bread&Circuses haha good one

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*will honorably accept my 24hr ban JD, youbetcha!
The W00Ts are Bigly.

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@SimonM smiley im pretty sure some people have known this for decades smiley

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they dont say it?? wtf... but,,,but

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@SimonM the parents bringing us and they/them into the world, get ONE day.... smiley

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@🍹Suisen🍹 kinda consequent...The UN has designated 2024 as International YEAR of Camelids

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@Adrian∞ That not how humpday was explained to me smiley

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@SimonM [SPOILER]

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Well, I’d start looking busy too if I was the only one working on a planet… and got remote-smacked by a shovel!



I want to see the vid of scientists practicing this maneuver on each other.

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@(⌐■_■) I love science and scientists... but yeah, SHOVEL DAY IN THE LAB has got ta be seen!👀💭

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DO BEARS SHYT IN THE WOODS?
Yellowstone rangers say, ‘’OMG! SEND HELP!



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@Bread&Circuses i made a pic to your quote lol

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@SimonM hers is bigger than mine smiley

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White shoes past Labor Day? Girrlll.

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🚩 What shall we define as: ‘’hobby’’…weed or toilet paper? 👀💭




Waitaminute…. PER YEAR??

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@SimonM that'll teach her. smiley

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So an unidentified flying object…
Becomes a noticible fuk-off…
until it orgasms?




* Internet-speak and porn hub have ruined me.

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@(⌐■_■) put out free beer and cigarettes and you wont host this year at all.... smiley

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@Buttless ''... that's the last thing I remember him saying, officer.''

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Pfft dirty minds....

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WARNING!!



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@Bread&Circuses Yeah, we’re heading full speed towards a credit system in the UK too.

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@shabbapaul I most always use cash, unless I'm establishing an alibi. I heard or read that 90% of transactions are digital. I've confirmed that with half a dozen cashiers. My latest debit card is one of those tapper types. Didn't even give me guarding type sleeve for it. No way I'll turn my phone into a credit thing. I don't do banking on my phone or laptop, but I do on desk top.

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@Bread&Circuses My two snowflakes hate getting wet. I went mountain biking with my mate who brought his Lab and the dog jumped in a pond half way round and proceeded to do every stroke including backstroke.
I was so ashamed

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@shabbapaul Calzone, please

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@CitizenD adrian told me you germans love kaka smiley

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@🍹Suisen🍹 I can hardly imagine that, so you'd better ask him again... justo be sure.

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@CitizenD i believe you spell it Kuchen smiley

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@CitizenD thanks for ur trust Donny, that was an obvious attack of our swedish friends and an intentional abuse of a totally
accidental similarity. Its the SWEDES that love KAKA, KAKA here n there, Eatern Kaka, Xmas Kaka..its actually ...CAKE

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@Adrian∞ Yup. Those Swedes are kinda annoying.

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@CitizenD yeah, damn swedes, im so lucky Im danish smiley

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@CitizenD yeah, damn swedes, im so lucky Im danish smiley

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@🍹Suisen🍹 That is not a valid excuse.

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@SimonM Funny as f**k smiley smiley smiley smiley

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Eureka! smiley

After I killed Jimmy (It was an accident), I made new ones in my lab (I promised).
They will be hatching soon.

They need corn. Does anyone have any lying around?

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@CitizenD Will this do? smiley

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@SimonM smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Ohh, I'ts just excellent.

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@CitizenD HEY JIMMMMEEE:
🎶''Jimmy cracked-corrrrn, and I don't care?'' 🎶
smiley SPIN JIMMY SPIN!!

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The kangaroo hunting rifle. smiley

Also recommended for sack races. smiley

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@shabbapaul smiley double smiley

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@shabbapaul smiley i'll back this any day

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Police arrest man with "multiple gerbils" in his pants after pet store robbery

After a pet store was robbed in Hilliard, Ohio, police soon found a likely suspect: a man with hamsters in his pants. Matthew Pancake was subsequently charged with breaking and entering, and vandalism. Mr. Pancake's leopard-print pants, as seen in footage, were another clue. The hamsters were initially misidentified as gerbils; they were otherwise unharmed.

The bodycam video shows multiple officers surrounding Pancake as he sleeps on the bench. … As officers searched Pancake, they found four hamsters and bedding in his leopard-printed pajamas. "There's multiple gerbils in his pants," an officer can be heard saying. "Do you have any more gerbils on you?" The gerbils were later identified as hamsters. The officers took pictures of the hamsters before returning them to the store.

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@CitizenD Mmmh. I will cancel my planned vacation in Hilliard. It's not safe there.

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@CitizenD Poor hamsters

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@CitizenD Later the police found a special tunnel for the hamsters to access a warmer nest.. smiley

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@SimonM smiley smiley smiley
Oh man, that's dark. smiley

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@CitizenD Reminds me of this guy. smiley

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@CitizenD smiley smiley smiley smiley
hamster! hamster! hamster!

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@CitizenD why? its just the same model Richard Gere used.

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@Adrian∞ For his hamster? smiley

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@shabbapaul seriously, no one moves from their seat these days,
whats even more annoying no one even respect the marked seats for disabled/old people

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golf seems like a dangerous sport

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@CitizenD Wow, wigs can really hold a curl can't they?!

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These are the filters we grew up with. smiley

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@CitizenD This from Banksy? Definitely his style.

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@tangerinedream I believe so. I searched online but couldn't find any confirmation for it.

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Till death do us part.

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@CitizenD ''Did'' us part... smiley
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@SimonM -Who kicked your ass?
-The furry convention!!

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@SimonM smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
The composer would roll over in his grave. smiley

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@SimonM EauMaiGawd smiley WHOA, that truly fukd-mai ears up!!
smiley I'm still laughing...

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Oh dear, one of my Jimmy clones has escaped from the lab. And he forgot his underwear. smiley smiley

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@CitizenD those poor people smiley

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@SimonM Simon we're sorry you were treated like that by a Karen. Woke's peeps aren't nearly as fubar'd as this spider rescuing Karen and the Redneck-Jackwad they married. smiley just sayin'

smiley I swear. 👉*dammit*

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@CitizenD smiley thats embarrassing

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@🍹Suisen🍹 The obscenity filter prevented this. You have to change the name of the pic:)

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@CitizenD ahh forgot lol

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My new license plate is here !

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@CitizenD Found it in the last place he looked, waddya bet?

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@SimonM Did you know today is Hammock Day ?

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@Bread&Circuses I didn't even know it was a thing.

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@SimonM Hammock Day
Imagine swaying gently under a canopy of leaves, a soft breeze coaxing you into a serene slumber while you gaze at the stars above. Observed every July 22, Hammock Day is not just a nod to the lazy lull of summer days, but an homage to an ancient tradition. Invented by the Indigenous peoples of Central and South America, hammocks were called 'hamacas' and were originally woven for sleep and relaxation.

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@Bread&Circuses I got laid in a hammock about about 30 years ago. I got rope burns on my arse and my knees ached for 2 days after.

I would not recommend it.

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smiley HOLD MY BEER...

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@SimonM Decades ago in my executive chef days, I'd have my crew use kale to disguise edges, pans and containers of the salad bars. So all you'd see is the product, ice and kale. THAT'S the purpose of kale.

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Awww heck, have a real good time: hand ‘em a rotary-dial phone.

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Ooops! smiley smiley smiley
I need new glasses...

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@SimonM smiley

Let's hope he's prepping for prison

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@SimonM oh dear, my doubleganger, well im a brunette tho

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