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@☂️Suisen🌂 That moment when your steak is on the grill and your mouth is watering.
Do vegetarians feel the same mowing the lawn?
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@☂️Suisen🌂 Booze trick only fools the city skeeters.
The feral ones need real feed store traps.
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I'm gonna just leave this right here... and run away screaming. yep
(during lunch - probably didn't wash)
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‘’Just make a few adjustments to yer budget, food intake, and resources.’’ … they said.
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im pretty sure some people have known this for decades
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@☂️Suisen🌂 kinda consequent...The UN has designated 2024 as International YEAR of Camelids
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Well, I’d start looking busy too if I was the only one working on a planet… and got remote-smacked by a shovel!
I want to see the vid of scientists practicing this maneuver on each other.
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🚩 What shall we define as: ‘’hobby’’…weed or toilet paper? 👀💭
Waitaminute…. PER YEAR??
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So an unidentified flying object…
Becomes a noticible fuk-off…
until it orgasms?
* Internet-speak and porn hub have ruined me.
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@Bread&Circuses Yeah, we’re heading full speed towards a credit system in the UK too.
@shabbapaul I most always use cash, unless I'm establishing an alibi. I heard or read that 90% of transactions are digital. I've confirmed that with half a dozen cashiers. My latest debit card is one of those tapper types. Didn't even give me guarding type sleeve for it. No way I'll turn my phone into a credit thing. I don't do banking on my phone or laptop, but I do on desk top.
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@Bread&Circuses My two snowflakes hate getting wet. I went mountain biking with my mate who brought his Lab and the dog jumped in a pond half way round and proceeded to do every stroke including backstroke.
I was so ashamed
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@☂️Suisen🌂 I can hardly imagine that, so you'd better ask him again... justo be sure.
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Eureka! 
After I killed Jimmy (It was an accident), I made new ones in my lab (I promised).
They will be hatching soon.
They need corn. Does anyone have any lying around?
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Police arrest man with "multiple gerbils" in his pants after pet store robbery
After a pet store was robbed in Hilliard, Ohio, police soon found a likely suspect: a man with hamsters in his pants. Matthew Pancake was subsequently charged with breaking and entering, and vandalism. Mr. Pancake's leopard-print pants, as seen in footage, were another clue. The hamsters were initially misidentified as gerbils; they were otherwise unharmed.
The bodycam video shows multiple officers surrounding Pancake as he sleeps on the bench. … As officers searched Pancake, they found four hamsters and bedding in his leopard-printed pajamas. "There's multiple gerbils in his pants," an officer can be heard saying. "Do you have any more gerbils on you?" The gerbils were later identified as hamsters. The officers took pictures of the hamsters before returning them to the store.
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@shabbapaul seriously, no one moves from their seat these days,
whats even more annoying no one even respect the marked seats for disabled/old people
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@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 I believe so. I searched online but couldn't find any confirmation for it.
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Oh dear, one of my Jimmy clones has escaped from the lab. And he forgot his underwear. 
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just sayin'
I swear. 👉*dammit*
thats embarrassing
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@☂️Suisen🌂 The obscenity filter prevented this. You have to change the name of the pic:)
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@8====D Hammock Day
Imagine swaying gently under a canopy of leaves, a soft breeze coaxing you into a serene slumber while you gaze at the stars above. Observed every July 22, Hammock Day is not just a nod to the lazy lull of summer days, but an homage to an ancient tradition. Invented by the Indigenous peoples of Central and South America, hammocks were called 'hamacas' and were originally woven for sleep and relaxation.
@Bread&Circuses I got laid in a hammock about about 30 years ago. I got rope burns on my arse and my knees ached for 2 days after.
I would not recommend it.
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@8====D Decades ago in my executive chef days, I'd have my crew use kale to disguise edges, pans and containers of the salad bars. So all you'd see is the product, ice and kale. THAT'S the purpose of kale.
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True ‘nuff.
whuttheactualfuk
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🚩 ‘24 Eau💩… 👀
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