Makes my day (2937 views, 212 replies)
@☂️Suisen🌂 pfffffffff. she not experienced at all. Those who know select the smallest possible and this way they get a lot in number. The reason - As soon as they get their merits at them they get into full and largest size possible :P
@☂️Suisen🌂 After watching how many people wore their masks, I understand why contraception fails.
@☂️Suisen🌂 I like a lot words like doctress in my own language. They sound well and make good sense in my ears. Str8 2 the point and aesthetically meaningful. I can't validate how many think like me here or if it is valid in official letter.
BODYCAM: WOMAN ARRESTED For PLAYING WlTH HERSELF On The Beach
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" Sex noise prank disrupts Euro 2024 draw "
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@18635fdgd a few swedes checking their accounts last night got a shock,
a billion (SEK) was added to their account, not real money but an error,
@8====D One time I saw a guy walking down the street with a patch over one eye and a steering wheel down his pants.
So I ask him, " What's with the steering wheel in your pants ?"
He tells me, " Arrgh! It drives me nuts ! "
"It's not the size of the sausage, but how it is delivered..." Nicola Willis, NZ finance minister.
@18635fdgd "...it's been a year of bad quotes for me".
A couple of weeks ago she was questioning an opposition minister (a, er, large person) about shortages and holes in the Labour budget and asked "how big is your hole?" causing much laughter.
It's a Kiwi thing!
I went to the barber yesterday and asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise....
So he lifted me up and sat me on a cushion...
@Buttless
Rubbing statues can have negative effects on them as it causes erosion. Because of that some well-known statues had to be replaced with a replica and some places discourage or ban tourists from doing it.
It is also possible to acquire a bacterial infection from touching statues.⚠️☣️💀
The NYC Charging Bull's scrotum is noticeably lighter in color due to frequent rubbing for luck.
People rub the crotch of a statue of Victor Noir in Paris.
They even rub the toes of the Statue of Margaret Thatcher in the British Parliament.
I have the feeling that the thread became "heavy". Some posts take forever to load under 30MBps. Perhaps a Number 2 version would revitalize the content?
Someone cut off Whatonga's plonker. That probably didn't make his day.
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@Buttless +10 Yessir sweetpea: *everything everywhere is All yer daggum fault.
*ask Mrs. Buttless
Then again, whacking Whatonga's poor little plonker off shoulda been the last straw, regardless.
Just sayin'...
🎵HiHo HiHo, Makes-My-Day-#2 we gooooo🎶
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