Makes my day (2879 views, 212 replies)

@🍹Suisen🍹 Ask your girlfriend.

@🍹Suisen🍹 LMAO,sis

@Bread&Circuses Soo good

@🍹Suisen🍹 pfffffffff. she not experienced at all. Those who know select the smallest possible and this way they get a lot in number. The reason - As soon as they get their merits at them they get into full and largest size possible :P

@🍹Suisen🍹 what was that woman doing?

@🍹Suisen🍹

@🍹Suisen🍹 Reminded me of this episode from House M.D:

@🍹Suisen🍹 A 'hell yes' for the idea, but I would prefer someone else saying it.

@🍹Suisen🍹

@🍹Suisen🍹 I like a lot words like doctress in my own language. They sound well and make good sense in my ears. Str8 2 the point and aesthetically meaningful. I can't validate how many think like me here or if it is valid in official letter.

@Buttless ouchie..

@Buttless the woman really enjoys the vids of her man or Bf!

@Buttless TINDER: ''Oh Hai, my name is Herkimer and I enjoy long walks on the beach, big nipples and baseball. C'mon down for some great d**k and BBQ!''

@🍹Suisen🍹 I’m a little surprised…
Oooof oh wow ummm… where’s the cat?

@Buttless Every prom… for decades.
Nobody stays at the dance.

@18635fdgd www.youtube.com/shorts/Y68XGWQoE...


how do i share shorts? I fail to make them load

@🍹Suisen🍹 rofl @@@

@🍹Suisen🍹 rofl, unbelievable

@18635fdgd

@SimonM And they say dogs can't fly . . .

@18635fdgd Take enough for next week also.

@Buttless Might've scared those kind off with that 'taco-butt plug'. Just sayin'...

@Buttless Pff. I fart in the elevator. THAT makes my day!

@18635fdgd icecream n chocolate

@SimonM Well, if ya can't laff at kidnapping extortion and torture... what CAN we laugh at?

Awww 💩
But wait there's more!!

@SimonM I can understand the one in red holding a cutlass, but a vibrator too??

@SimonM One time I saw a guy walking down the street with a patch over one eye and a steering wheel down his pants.
So I ask him, " What's with the steering wheel in your pants ?"
He tells me, " Arrgh! It drives me nuts ! "

@Bread&Circuses You can avoid neck-strain, lie down!

@Buttless

@🍹Suisen🍹 I see... nothing.
That makes my day!

@🍹Suisen🍹

@Bread&Circuses very nice!

@Bread&Circuses You want me to tick all those intrusive questions?
I'm offended!

@🍹Suisen🍹 the melon part was really funny hahahha

@🍹Suisen🍹 Zoom in about 00:15, the look on her face...!

@torrac Hope for whichever makes the least noise.

@Buttless Mr speaker, it's been a year of bad pipes for me ? Is this what she said? I can't understand this and the meaning

@18635fdgd Lucy Liu ?

@CitizenD Oh wait, I forgot the bouncing idjits.

@CitizenD the best things in life... bounce.

@(⌐■_■)

BUT, DON'T BE LOOKIN'

@SimonM Have u heard the new scientific claims that cats endanger the diversity of life in planet because they became many and they are very efficient killers of many small species???

@Bread&Circuses Follow the Scientology.

@🍹Suisen🍹 that's useful.

@(⌐■_■)
I made these... they're better:)

@torrac Compared to other copper statues with shiney spots... wonder why there's no rub marks on this one?

@Buttless
Rubbing statues can have negative effects on them as it causes erosion. Because of that some well-known statues had to be replaced with a replica and some places discourage or ban tourists from doing it.
It is also possible to acquire a bacterial infection from touching statues.⚠️☣️💀


The NYC Charging Bull's scrotum is noticeably lighter in color due to frequent rubbing for luck.


People rub the crotch of a statue of Victor Noir in Paris.


They even rub the toes of the Statue of Margaret Thatcher in the British Parliament.