Man arrested for 'trying to have sex with tree' (262 views, 18 replies)
God
Wonder what type of tree it was.
The Winking Willow
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Maybe
The Happy Little Tree
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But this one is my fav.
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There is this joke about the monastery and the new monk. He is advised when devil sends him sinful needs , to cover his sexual needs in the hole of that big wine barrel in the cellar. When the month of trials is over and the young monk decides to join the order: "- OK, now it's your turn to get in the barrel for the next month"
@Nasos Reminds me of the joke about the old man who is going to marry after many years alone, and asks his friends how to get fit for the wedding night. One advises him to practice on a hollow tree.
After the wedding reception the happy couple go upstairs and shortly afterwards the guests hear screams and rush up, finding their old friend spraying insecticide on and into his bride.
What are you doing? they asked,
Ah, he said, just making sure there's no ants in this one...
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and seagulls...
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A man who admitted masturbating to 'animal porn' while holding a baby seagull has been jailed for 24 weeks.
David Lee captured the baby seagull and took it down a back alley in Sunderland before pulling his trousers down and masturbating with the bird between his legs.
The 40-year-old was later tracked down to a nearby takeaway, where he initially claimed to have been helping the baby gull by looking up a vet on his phone.
Police subsequently discovered Lee had been watching 'animal porn' during the incident, that was caught on a local resident's CCTV camera.
I doubt it was one of ours, they are vicious things with sharp beaks and claws.
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