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@Buttless I can think of worse fates....


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@JudgeDredd is that.. i mean...poopoo or pipi?
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@Adrian∞ Does it matter? smiley

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@JudgeDredd i heard the smell is different.. smiley

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@DontSpeak Back in the '80's a friend in Memphis had Camel Towing "Humping to please". R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company contacted him wanting him to change the motto or the name. He told them to suck it. His business is still going strong.

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THIS is the BIGGEST invention since the wheel. Its a dream come true. I met this beauty in the breakfast room of my hotel. I will order one for myself.


Its an electronic Nutella suspenser. Liquid warm delicious nutella will flow out of it till the 1 kg cartridge is empty. HEAVEN!! (the thing is HUGE, like 50 cm tall!!!
PS: thats a net foto. DOS denies uploading own pics for a while. dunno why

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@Adrian∞ Wow!!!!! Thats a dream come true. No doubt about that. I will come and visit you when you take delivery smiley

P.S. Try changing the name of the image to something small. Dont ask me why. The system needs a shrink smiley

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@Adrian∞ Works like a charm:

Schrödinger put your jar in his box. Sorry Adrian. smiley

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@CitizenD lol smiley

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@CitizenD smiley smiley YOU put me in my catatonic thinking-about-quantum-mechanics-state again!
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@Adrian∞ How can I help? 🚑🩺💊💉
What exactly are your symptoms??

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@CitizenD Erratic and extreme movement , mostly.

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It never really last here

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@☂️Suisen🌂 smiley the look in her eyes...the sheer GREED...Sui u know Nutella smiley smiley smiley

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@Adrian∞ sugar high smiley

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I don't trust Nutella. smiley

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@CitizenD smiley meanie...

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@☂️Suisen🌂 The correct term is child hater.

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@CitizenD 🎶 Fee Fhy Foe FUMMM 🥸

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@CitizenD Well i though it was a ghost for Halloween

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@DontSpeak "do not insert in mouth or rectum"
Is it okay or other body orifices, glory holes etc.? smiley

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@Buttless ...and therein lies the precise reason for the first cautionary sticker.... smiley

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@FiatLux smiley +10 smiley

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@(⌐■_■) This is 1 of the most hilarious things I've seen recently.
Thank you!

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@CitizenD Nice summer house..

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@CitizenD Ha...I ask him about feet all the time

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@CitizenD Damn right, god have mercy

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@DontSpeak Shitloads.... until: dosmovies.com/forum/thread/ToS-E...

POOF💨
🥸✨ and Voilà.

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@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley ...and a very probable OUCH!!

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@Buttless noshyt smiley

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@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 Ay believe they'l actooly achive all ther goles in lyfe. smiley

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@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 Archive?
Like, er, file and forget.

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@Buttless smiley Noe Regerts!

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@Buttless So understandable; you look for one thing...And now that's all you get

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@Buttless Why are you following me?

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@(⌐■_■) I gave up, too exhausting! smiley

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@☂️Suisen🌂 ☝️EauNoe Youuu DIDN'T!😤
(That's when 5x💩 kicks in.)

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Early Halloween prizes given with pride.

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Badass roaches over there

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@K-Drone Do NOT fuk with dem Motown bugs... that is all. smiley

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@CitizenD abs would be good but must the afro go with it?

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@Buttless Why? You'd look good with an afro.

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@CitizenD Sorry... Forgot the abs.

You look fantastic! smiley smiley

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@CitizenD that's good, can I have a big pecker too?

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@Buttless Of course you can. But why? smiley

Never mind... Is it big enough?

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@CitizenD (uses new muscles to throw buttplugs at people who take the pi$$)

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@Buttless I'm sorry, there must have been a misunderstanding.

I sincerely hope that you are satisfied now.

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@CitizenD Thank you.
Aaah.. the persuasive power of buttplugs smiley

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@Buttless I know,right? I invented them - for my former doctors office.

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@CitizenD I adore this post. smiley

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@(⌐■_■) ask Dr Don nicely and you can look like this too. smiley

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@Buttless It was the muscle meme that got me. smiley


Not the bloody library. smiley
Ya’ll just keep those backside ballers far away from my parties ‘n share among yourselves. smiley Thx!

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Happy 🎃 Halloween

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Whew… I only seem to be at stage 2.
Butt stage 4 looks epic, I must say!

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@8====D Others in the car are grateful not suffering THOSE crotch smells anymore, Thx MFG's! smiley

~ Passengers

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@8====D Because the other half is men,,,,

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@8====D They are busy making sandwiches. smiley

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@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 Are those cabinets uneven on purpose?

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@Bread&Circuses Most women do not know how to use screwdrivers.

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@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 She looks like she doesn't know how to cut a tomato or make a sandwich.

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@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 Thankfully someone can make food, or half the idiots on this rock would die.

*brilliant idea, if only…*

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@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 Not all of them.. smiley

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@8====D Oh dear god, honestly laffing, didn't expect that.

*should have tho~!

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@DontSpeak Hi DS smiley

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@Buttless Hello smiley

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@Bread&Circuses love songs from your youth?

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@8====D Come on train!

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Damn!

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@8====D at least the first was frosted smiley

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@(⌐■_■) Excellent cartoon! smiley

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@(⌐■_■) Yes, what happened to Pestilence here?

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@Buttless He was booted. smiley

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@CitizenD Do you love the comforting feeling that comes from watching the repetitive scenes of a gif. The brain loves it, the monotonous loops put it in a pleasant hypnotic state.

You can enhance the experience by listening to music while watching. When you are ready I have prepared a few links for you. Have fun with it;-)

Brian Ferry - Slave to Love: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oT0UAoe...

Bill Withers - Lovely Day: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEeaS6fu...

Bomfunk MC's - Freestyler: www.youtube.com/shorts/ytGq0huL5...

Daft Punk - One More Time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2VpR8Ha...

Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuKfiH0S...

Christopher Cross - Ride Like The Wind: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8ftRFb...
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@Buttless Purdy sher pestilence was booted when the apocalypse got gentrified to accommodate the billionaires horse. smiley

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@(⌐■_■)

I was referring to @Judge Pestilence, the infamous moderator on anysubj.com [SPOILER]

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@CitizenD Oh that one: smiley

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@(⌐■_■) Sorry! Here..... for you.

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@CitizenD Ch*d required the 45gal industrial barf size.

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Elect yo floop...

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@CitizenD smiley vote fer Floop

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G’bye arthritis.

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@torrac Hey sugar are u rly mad at sumbuddy?

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I hear ya…!!

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Ooooh, first world burn!

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@CitizenD Artemis has more...

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It’s weird that anyone can be offended by amazing tits… just sayin’:

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@(⌐■_■) would make a great hat...

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@Buttless ummm… she might feel some way about Roses tho?




smiley Ya know…?

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@(⌐■_■) Who said poetry was losing its relevance?? smiley

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@Buttless smiley ryte?

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@Buttless Naturally? smiley

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@Buttless Is he always fiddling with himself?? smiley

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@(⌐■_■) She is giving him that 'do it yourself because I'm not interested' look.

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(Spotify) 🎵BOOM SKAKA-LAKKA🎵 Na Na Naaa🎵…
☝️😖 Oops, WTF ‘Dammit Facebook’

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@(⌐■_■) "Honey, I had a small scrape in the tractor.."

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@Buttless Honey and the kids prolly madder about the internet bein' busted! smiley

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Oh myyyy… when you put it like that?? smiley
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@8====D If you've got it, flaunt it.

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@8====D I would not want to be between anything in that picture.

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100% agree! smiley

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@Buttless You're WAY behind the times. Hoveround has offered users 'outdoor' seatbelts for decades... chair included.

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How I met yo mother:

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@CitizenD Am I the only one watching this on constant replay for the past 2 min? smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd I did..... yesterday. smiley

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@CitizenD You are my Hero!!!!!! smiley smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd And I bow to your connoisseurship:). smiley

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@CitizenD ....and to think that Isaac Newton had his eureka moment with an apple.....tsk, tsk, tsk smiley

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When I'm gone...

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@CitizenD Thats the best last request I have ever seen smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@(⌐■_■) And free parking... remember that?

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Freudian Slip vs. Freudian Nip Slip....

Everything looks good on him.

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Rebekah Maciorowski, US registered nurse volunteer in Ukraine, teaches UA first aid.
www.yahoo.com/news/im-american-s...

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@Buttless Pravda reports that 'foreign mercenary Rebekah Maciorowski' has been killed in Kharkiv, seems to be Russian propaganda BS in response to the American report, and not true.

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@Buttless Her butt and tits are demonstrating miraculous medical techniques 'cuz those guys are really paying attention to details.

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@(⌐■_■) That is why she is so successful.
She reminds the lads in the trenches what is worth living for.

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...it's for @ssholes.

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Get ready for the whistler. smiley

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@8====D I don't like her. smiley

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@CitizenD That child could be an accounting auditor with that face. smiley

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@8====D She is straining to get those high notes.

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@Buttless what do they say about guys with big 4WDs ?

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@CitizenD I assume you're behind the camera? smiley

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@8====D would be Don to find the biggest...

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A Cup Of Happy Holidays Everyone smiley

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WHO DID IT BETTER?
*Elon, why you gotta plagerize?



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Thankfully that was @ 11:45 PM.

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Gentlemen, I found yer holiday stocking stuffer!
Or… stocking fluffer.
YW👍


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@(⌐■_■) smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Aaaah, Brent......

You drive me crazy with your lecherous lips (SLURP). smiley smiley smiley

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@(⌐■_■) smiley when your finished with brent may I suggest the full size model

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f(a)=F°

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@8====D smiley smiley can you image? My brother would just have to settle for being the receiver because, nope! smiley smiley

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Scrolling up indicates our forum gents aren't getting sek'x of any kind. And the lack of Fa La Laaa is lookin' smiley serious.

IS EVERYBODY OKAYYYY OUT THERE? smiley

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@(⌐■_■) More is always better.

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No cap…

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2024 maybe time for career change? smiley
Thinkin': Lyfe Cooachie or Moobie Critik.





(AirFry Chef is out of the question. No no, don't ask.)

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Forward Ho!! To be con’t… (less buffering smiley less data) smiley

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