Ban the Person Above You - Part Four (1236 views, 105 replies)

Continued from here: dosmovies.com/forum/thread/Ban-the-Perso....


This is a game and meant for fun.


Banned for starting the thread.
Banned for too many damn rules.
Banned for cursing.

And so on.

Be creative and give appropriate reasons, but keep it friendly (don't make it personal).



To continue...

Banned for not spanking crutchie when he posted in your closed ban thread. I even bent him over for you. Sigh, missed opportunity.

Banned for thinking we would want to see anyone else's butt-ocks but these:

Banned for having your tailor taper your pant legs to keep me from looking up them. I sure do miss your bell bottoms.

Banned for obsessively mentioning Crutchies posterior / derrière repeatedly. Just say it; you fancy his big bottom.

Banned for that sexy bum!

Banned for giving that guy LSD. He's hallucinating bad. Thinks there's a woman underneath him.

Banned for crying Woof when there was nothing wrong with you. If you want my attention, just flash the poop signal like we have already discussed at great length. 💩

Banned for trying to staunch my flow with a ban. Now I'm completely full of Shit. 😫

Banned for impersonating a professional dietician and dishing out fake noshery advice. Everyone nose that eating moar bananas corrupts 1's spelling and newmerical habillitity 2.

Banned for verbal gymnastics and just because I like to say "verbal gymnastics".


Welcome back, oh Jack in the Box!

Banned for skipping the light fandango, turning cartwheels across the floor without the necessary attire, making everyone feel kinda seasick whilst calling out for another drink and making the poor waiter work overtime by bringing an extra tray of Cinzano Bianco as the ceiling flew off to a better establishment.

The End.

Banned for sending your twerk instructor out on a false errand so that you could take over her class and grade the twerking butts.

BUT les butts were not making the twerking with the pinkie outfit teacher. Le twerking have to be smooth yet staccato, allegro yet adagio, sexy yet seductive.

Other teacher jerked more than twerked.

And called herself Pinkie Pie and looked a lot like my banner.

BANNED and be off to your South American hidey-hole and twerk your butt hole and astonish the natives with your cake hole munching on your whole, holy melons.

Banned for thinking I'd be hiding out in the same place as I was last spotted. Although I should be thanking you for misleading my pursuers...nah. Rather ban you.

Banned for poo trails so they CAN hunt you down.

Banned for not pottie training crutchie when you had the chance, all that time you were in his basement.

Banned for not potty training when you ascertained the need!

Banned for unprovoked bowel movement, you poor sod. Have they not been using the nappies I drop off to RB's place every Wednesday afternoon when she's out clay pidgeon shooting! She in practice for her visit to London. Flying vermin, she calls them. I think her mind is elsewhere Crutch.

I have the number of this caretaker if you are interested - and she doesn't speak English -what a bonus!! A friend of the purple plum if you get my drift.

Banned for stealing my boots, excrement talk, and using whitewash as a foundation.

Banned for getting jealous when the competition heats up and for not giving CB the present he deserves after all his hard work, berating all the lawyers of this world.

Banned for trying to get RB to give Crutchie the present he deserves because you're in the voyeur mood.

Banned for not wearing the trousers in your house/nest. The bird has you wrapped round her feathers!!!

Banned for getting boxed in in the 1st place :>)

Banned for revealing top secret info regarding the box's whereabout on the night in question as Mrs. Boxette didn't know I was there! What happens in ... stays in ... Have you forgotten already?

Banned for being the droid they were looking for!

Banned for not being Michael Jackson.

Banned for pecking away at Michael Jackson's nose.

Banned for having no control over his pecker and your pecking friend.

Banned for using "peck" in a derogatory way, thus causing a mass epidemic of bird bulimia (in the first wave) and anorexia (in the second)!

banned for all of you saying Peck so many times, when the man is just trying to rest.

Banned for derailing the ban thread with those wandering hands.

Banned for playing the shrinking violet - an act you know darn well isn't fooling anyone.

Banned for making me wait in line with all the common wenches. Thought I was special.

Banned for concealing shrinking violets up yer bum and planting them in Crutchie's knicker pants

Banned for over fertilizing the violets I planted in Crutchie's knickers. My, look how big they've grown in such a short time!

Banned for changing the line in Little Red Riding Hood but using the granny's voice and I can't get it out of my head. No sleep for me tonite!

Banned cos I need to pee.

Banned for wasting opportunities and not taking your mobile to the John and continue with you work while on the job.

Banned for giving us such lewd thoughts with that description!

Banned for stuttercocking the whole thread as it is not clear the sex of the subject and where IS the mobile phone? And go wash your lewd thoughts out in confession along with those cartoon girlies and all that other stuff ... nightmare may have the address/number of an online service.

Banned - for i have nothing to confess except dismay at your displeasure, and if you wipe the lustful steam from your glasses, you would see that she is using the proper internet device for her *lap*

Banned cuz the thread has so many posts it takes 5 mins to load

Banned for selling my nudes to the Spider People. I don't have enough arms to fend them all off!

THREAD CLOSED

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