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Ban the Person Above You -- Part 6.44 (548 views, 91 replies)


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This is a game and meant for fun.


Banned for starting the thread.
Banned for too many damn rules.
Banned for cursing.

And so on.

Be creative and give appropriate reasons, but keep it friendly (don't make it personal).


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Banned for not giving credit to my butt pickers and nit pickers, not to mention my nose pickers and nail sculptors. We all have our place in this wonderful world.

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Banned for omitting toe pickers and banjo pickers, who are protesting loudly.

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Banned for giving a false sense gravitas to the toe pickers, who are the lowest of the low, both figuratively and physically.

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Banned for causing the hand-standers and yoga-freaks to join the other liberal pinko pickers already protesting too noisily.

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Banned for repeating commie liberal attempts to restrict our God-given rights to be be dangerous and stupid, as enshrined in the Constitution.

It is my right to wear high heels in bed while eating icecream and smoking.

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@Buttless Wearing the MAGA baseball cap and nothing else!

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@😷.box.😷 Its an awesome sight, but I try to avoid politics.

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@Buttless You should include a selfie in the all new Alphabet Scavenger Hunt.

You would never know what photographer from Playgirl (NZ) may be a member on there. Could be your lucky day.

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Bannned for not cutting the mustard and leaving me without any sauce for my hot dog.

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@😷.box.😷 Your dog may be hotter than Liz Hurley but this is a family-rated site so I won't go into details.

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Banned for not believing and even denying conspiracy theories.
Everyone knows Covid is a hoax, caused by Bill Gates and 5G so they can vaccinate us all with chemtrails.

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Banned for comparing my "pooch" with a leggy, busty, ex-lover of Hugh Grant who makes a superhuman effort to get into a swimsuit for the tabloids. Four Legs Better.

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Banned for confusing your pooch with Liz's pouchette, she is taking a selfie to clarify it for you.

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Banned for highlighting Liz's technophobia and her need to dress for the paparazzi next door.

Pouchette? - Touché

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@😷.box.😷 Don't touche my pouchette !

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Banned for not contributing to the 'buy Liz some togs' whip-round.

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Banned for not telling me whutderfuk I wuz missing in here!! smiley

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Banned for sneaking in on a private conversation about Liz Hurley's assets.

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Banned for confessing a love of everything "Lizzy" during those private (but not "off the record") Zoomcasts.



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Banned for taking a sneak pic of HM when she found Andrew's holiday snaps.

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Banned for applying to participate in the latest reality TV smash, "Whos lives matter?", only to discover that your species was not on the list. smiley

I would suggest a strong letter of protest to The Times, insisting that "One Eyed, Lemon Yellow Lives" do matter very much.

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i ban you for be pu**y and not tell truth about nasty yellow virus in china

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Banned for spreading rumours about the Chinese virus. The Boss says it is a hoax started by pinko Liberals, and will go away.


And Box, my species does matter. Here is the proof: [SPOILER]

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AHHHH! who couls ban a cutey pye like that. banned for being too tooo cutet pye. in my language there no this stupid apostrofree. only english man can complicate easy stuff

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Banned for extreme abuse and misuse of the English language.

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master
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Banned for abusing an intelligent and perceptive individual who thinks I am a cutie pie.

In this scary place I need all the friends I can get!

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Banned for being taken in so easily by compliments from foreign babes - they are only after one thing from you.

A fast track to Gru.

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Banned for destroying my self-esteem by suggesting that the hordes of foreign babes stalking me are only after my money.

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Banned for implying that you are in the Forbes super rich league. How do extras in animated films make so much money?

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Banned for suggesting I wanted to join the super-rich league.
I could buy them if I wanted to. [SPOILER]

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banned for bosting to much and have big eye

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Banned for being a scrabbler.

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Banned for spelling 'Mother', 'Superior', and 'sucks' with his Scrabble set.

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@😷.box.😷 Box, sometimes I worry about you. smiley

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@Buttless I too have a confession butt it is only for Mommy Superior's ears. And she may have to force it a little out of me. smiley

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@😷.box.😷 Penance:
Ten Hail Marys and a birching.
Or ten bloody Marys and a BJ.
[SPOILER]

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@Buttless I'll take them all and the Freudian slip for good measure ... now back to work on the game.

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Banned for abandoning the game and talking about hang-ups.

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@Buttless Oh, that's me.

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Banning all those inconsiderate members that allowed this work of art to slip from the top rankings and thus suffer by ommision the "out of sight, out of mind" filing system currently in use by Box.

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Banned for allowing pristine alcoholics to take over the the site with pseudo-medical bovine excrement, knocking the important stuff off the top spot.

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Banned for running out of doggie poo bags in the middle of the park and using your face mask to pick up the offending material, thus risking infection and bringing NZ back into the fold.

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@😷.box.😷 We don't wear masks in NZ, everything is normal. Rugby matches, work, crowded transport, everything. The virus stops at the border.
Try telling that to the conspiracy freaks!

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Banned for suggesting people should swap their masks and poo-bags, although the idea of some people breathing through a plastic bag has merit.

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Banned for outing the PAs (pristine alcoholics) in our merry gang of members and not providing some useful AA pamphlets to point them in the right direction. Better still, perhaps upload a controvertial YouTube video clip - that seems to grab their attention for sure.

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@😷.box.😷 And a additional banning order for putting the DICK in Angie and not informing Mick Jagger about it.

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@😷.box.😷 That's the problem. Doc's rules to protect us all from rudeness would not let me put the Dick in Angie, or in her son.
And don't mention MJ, I haven't forgotten what he does with Mars bars!

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Banned for posing as a nun and saying your name was Kevin.

anysubj.com/p/A-Cab-Driver-Picks...

And even Oldhuntr gets one right sometimes!

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Banned for displaying your nun fettish yet again and implying that an old hunter cannot catch a young doe.

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Banned for scrolling up to the 'latest posts' list and pausing for ages. We suspect you are leering at the photo of Liz snapping her money-maker.

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@Buttless It is an eyecatching photo of Liz and her money-maker but I cannot linger as the computer has a large screen, and it is in the middle of the sitting where Mrs. Box and the little Boxettes are lounging around.

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Banned for running everyone off the thread with those lurid images and innuendos. smiley

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Banned for keeping your wide-screen computer where innocents can see it, not in the dungeon like the rest of us.

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Banned for allowing that "big surge" of infections to worry Prezzie Trumpy while he is trying to save the world from that commie vampire Joe Biden and his side kick Camilla.

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Banned for believing the commie liberal hoax about big surges in some Pacific island no-one cares about.
As Trumpet said, they only conquered the Chines virus to impress him and it didn't.

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Banned for not listening to Mother Goose when you were a mini-minion. Never put a calf on a wall - that's all

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Banned for putting calves on walls.

We prefer sheep!

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Banned for showing a ridiculous picture of a bird not wearing the absolutely necessary hip waders for the sheep's rear legs.

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Banned for displaying such detailed knowledge of sheep-shagging essentials.

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Banned for trying to ingratiate yourself with a newbie by doing what you did!! Sheep-shagging flattery will get you into trouble with the local farmers.

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Banned for not following the new Covid rules when initiating newbies.
Everyone must wear masks and gumboots.

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Banned for suggesting yanks know anything about proper use of English

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@Kingarco66 Mr. Kingarco, I must protest!
Yanks cannot even spell correctly and pollute our beautiful language with abominations like 'c*ck-s*cking motherf*er'. What gentleman would say that?

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@Buttless id say aussie english is the only one that counts

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Banned for living in the 'Lucky Country', and gloating about it.

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Banned for not being happy for Kinga

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Banned for sharing happiness, which everyone knows is a lib-dem marxist radical conspiracy.

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Banned for only calling it a conspiracy.

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Banned for letting facts interfere with good conspiracies.

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Baned for letting facts hurt his feelings.

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Banned for taking sides

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Banned for suggesting that The Omen movie took anyone's side besides Damien.

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Banned for still believing the old-fashioned idea that things have sides, or indeed tops and bottoms.
Quantum physics tells us there is no such thing, only a mathematical probability that something might be somewhere. Or it could be elsewhere.. who knows?

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Banned for daring to ban a person who was defending me!

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Banned for having a chivalrous attitude.

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master
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Banned for being a King Arthur supporter and spreading all his fake news about honesty and chivalry.

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Banned for not realizing Merlin was the one who taught him how to do it.

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Banned for believing in wizards.

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banned for not - abracadabra and poof

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Banned for saying abracadabra while waving a pointy thing and making Onomomen go poof.

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Banned for insinuating that our argumentless member would poof Omen without a good reason.

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Banned for complicating things.

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Banned for over-simplifying things. Going poof is a complex experience.

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@Buttless smiley First hand experience?

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Banned for not having fish fingers on Friday and listening to "Lady's Night" from Kool and the Gang on repeat.

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Banned for not appreciating the artistic giants Kool and the Gang.
And my fingers are fishy every day.

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