"Ban the person above you" -- It's a GAME! (5163 views, 655 replies)
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Drive by banning (just because) as I rev past you on my way to be early for the present moment.
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Banned for throwing me out on front street about my limitations when it comes to kitchen apppliances.
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Banned for giving me a big head, rendering me incapable of walking out of the TM exit door.
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Banned because I got mugged when I exited stage left. Gah, do they not have any security here?
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Banned for not assisting the swarmer termites in their quest to impersonate flying ants.
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@delamitri Honestly, those morons are just everywhere.... on the transit, sidewalks, library, etc.... 
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Banned for mentioning fish and thus making me both hungry AND wanting to see a new Sharknado movie.😜
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Banned for referring to it as barbeque---when we all know the best mom-and-pop joints call it BBQ. 
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Banned for catching me out on that one (nicely done, lol ;) ) and for being a smart-ass, lol ;) <br>
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Banned for calling it "cursing" --- when we all know that to get 'em good, it's "cussin'" that a beeatch gots ta do! 
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Banned because I dropped my phone on the floor while trying to think of a good reason to ban you.
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Banned because there are better things to stick in PV's ear. At least something moist?
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Banned for violating the Unilateral Grisly Carnivore Decree of 2018.
<br> Oh, you never heard of that, you say??? BANNED!! 
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Banned for keeping tabs on nixonaddict's entire day and stealing his pink wellies when it wasn't even raining.
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Banned for thinking I came to the party unprepared. All the toys are right here in my large trench coat pockets. 
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Banned for being to sweet and eating pickled pig feet. (I'm a poet and didn't kno'it.😂)
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Banned for drinking the tea that RB made in the holy water after also spiking it with [SPOILER] you know what.
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Banned for expecting me to explain myself. And persons reading this who don't ban someone, you're banned too.
@ I have a great reason, though. I was hoping they would use my poo in this cool study I read about. <br> <br> www.two-movies.name/news_view/Ba... <br>
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Banned for being too nice to me when I was attacked in chat (Doesn't happen much here) Most don't give a damn.. 
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Banned for getting banned IRL (which sucked ass) and making me look all soft for missing you. I'm super tough, dammit! 💪
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Banned because my touchscreen just stopped working and I had to 2 finger type this because my microphone button is on the screen.
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Banned after the windfall of dog ear muffs caused a landslide in turbo uses for construcive jelly tree balm for mooses.... ... . . :)
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Banned for starting a cult in which the members tried to force people to watch old episodes of Friends endlessly, loved Bananas in Pajamas and wore orange zoot suits to work every day. People had frankly had enough.
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Banned for being hot! You would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.
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Banned for peeling those feelings off their skin, sauteeing them and feeding them to the weevils.
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Banned for having to punish me for lifting your previous ban from PV behind his back.
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STOOPID waste of international bandwidth that could be used for streaming movies.
YOU ARE ALL BANNED
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😳😱
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Banned for the 4-way crime we're going to commit in case I end up in jail and can't ban you later.
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Banned for the elbow and cheese outbreak that attacked a flock of weetabix last wednnesday of pentacost....
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Banned because I heard there was a hit out on you and I hope to get you out of here safely.
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Banned because my new shoes are too big, which has never been an issue when I ordered from china.
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Banned because I jumped on the banning bandwagon and had no choice in the matter whatsoever.
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Banned because your bedtime is nearing and I am jealous because I would like nothing more than to hit the sack right now, but I still have 8 hours before I can do so.
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Banned for being the bird that pooped on me a couple of days ago.... it was you, wasn't it???? 
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Banned because it was relevant to my interests. I thoroughly enjoyed it and will probably do it again.
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Banned until football starts. Then I'll let you off to come root for my fantasy team.
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Banned for supporting defective sweets. I want my donuts 'whole!' Ahaha, you see what I did there.
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Banned (a double ban for TM and RB) because I am picturing PV barefoot and pregnant. And I feel guilty for discrimination.
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Banned for certain reasons that are currently obscure to me, which include the fact that I'm not lonely, have love, and don't enjoy making people suffer for my amusement, yet here I am. 
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Banned because I thought you were playing hooky all day until my mailman never showed and then I realized...derp!
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Banned for thinking I did something to your mailman, was he bringing you a special delivery? 
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Banned for giving a diagnosis that will most likely lead to self medicating with alcohol.
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Banned until after the football game tonight. If things go my way, I'll consider lifting the ban.
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Banned because I know you just watch football to see those guys sweet buns in those tight football pants.....
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Banned because I'm late to the party, but it's a merciful ban. I snuck in a wet bar and juke box. Haha, I'm sucking up to give Crutchbender more ammo. 😂
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Banned for leaving me single digit tips while I was dancing. I really put my heart into it.
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Banned for driving me all the way out to No Comprende street and just leaving me there to fend for myself.
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Banned for being so awesome and sweet that the thought of you playing a monster threw me into a fit of giggles.
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Banned for explaining and letting everyone know what a derp I am, who needs everything explained to her.
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Banned for being a glutton for punishment, worrying about the health of people who are probably going to ban you a hundred times.
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Banned for not telling me you were gonna make an account, meaning I lost out on the refer-a-friend bonus 
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Banned because I caught you and you still haven't revealed to me where the treasure is.
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Banned for outing the super secret facility. Someone found it and stole one of our precious aliens. [SPOILER]
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Banned because I'm getting fired up for the most interesting rivalry in college football right now!
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Banned because the first American Football game was AFTER the first “soccer” game, and is closer to rugby than football, so it should totally be called American Rugby...
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Banned because every time my mind crawls up out of the gutter, you bring it right back down there. He said balls, hehe.
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Banned for oozing oodles of charm. Some day I would like to know your secret, but not today, because of course you're banned.
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@delamitri I know I promised to keep it a secret, but dodadodaday.
The farmer in the dell eats hocus pocus burp.
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Banned for just long enough to chase down the free swinging wizard and loan him these pants. 👖
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Banned for missing me doing all of those things while you were on a break. I also swung a few of my own swinging parts. No flute of course.
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Banned because I can't fight being fluteless, but that wasn't a horn I was tooting. Happy sniffing! 🤧
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Banned because instead of visions of candy corn and pumpkins dancing around in my head, all I got is watery discharge.
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Banned for even considering I might or should have standards. I'm like, totally deviant.
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Banned for trying to act curmudgeonly when we all know how sweet and lovable you really are.
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Banned for copying and replying to too many messages and trying to make fancy indentations.
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Banned for residing in that confined space and making me wonder where the bathroom is.
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Banned for not having the imagination to realise that there is a perfectly good window in the box through which many things can be expulsed.
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Banned because omg, my mind went there and imagined expulsions out the window in stark detail.
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Banned for exposing my undercover operation, without which I will probably starve, along with my cats and fish.
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Banned for being exposed, without the proper undercover and mistreating those poor animals during the operation.
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Banned while I take a course in dastardly deeds and sordid operations. When I get good (bad) enough to care for my animals proper, I'll be checking in on you.
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Banned for chumming around with the likes of these and looking up to them - shame on you
@---BOX--- There you guys are! Better get your asses back to the clubhouse! We have a "job" to do.
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@delamitri Who me? D that wasn't me... I swear. I was only a child then in a country that was going through one of its worst financial crisis since Ireland was discovered by Saint Patrick and anyway ... how do you know?
[Inspector Poirot accent] Where were you on the night in question, Mme Del Imitri? My little grey matter is a little suspicious of your alibi. Visiting a friend, perhaps? A feathery friend, my, my. Would it perhaps, be Mme Corbeau Noir, of the infamous Les Noirs of the West country. I am afraid Mme Del Imitri we must continue this conversation avec moi at the police station in the morning. Bon nuit
And by the way, cocaine didn't reach our green and pagan-free shores until at least the 1990 world cup campaign when everyone went completely mad.
@---BOX--- Okay I have this friend named Oliver who swears your real name is Tony and that back in 83, you were super wild and living it up in Miami. I wasn't supposed to say anything, but I figured after all these years it was good ban material.
@delamitri That Oliver has a big mouth. Someone should sort him out with a horse's head or two.
@---BOX--- And then the penny dropped and he went back into his box never to be seen again (sniffle! sniffle!) Bloodly Al Pacino always getting me into trouble.
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Banned for falsely accusing The Boxer of being just a poor boy whose story is seldom told. And on top of all that, of using coke at the tender age of seven and a half when everyone knows the legal for drinking coca-cola is at least eight and a half or nine. Shocking. You are on a rocky road D.
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Banned for getting me busted. Some French broad has me hemmed up down at the station and says I won't be home for supper.
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Banned for complaining about those charming French Can Can girls and not accepting the kind hospitality and magnificient cuisine of the whole French nation. Sacre Bleu!
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Banned because I ate some of that bloodied tinned stew and wish I had remained ignorant of what my future holds.
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Banned for using "banned and banning" too much. A little bit of obsessive/compulsive creeping into this jolly pastime. and also banned cos I hadn't got a clue what you were going on about [SPOILER]
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Banned for sounding more like a diva than a goddess and for getting way too smoochy with a box
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Banned because one time there was a serious injury that occurred as a result of not following protocol. I can't prove you were involved, but I also can't prove that you weren't, so...you know. Banned.
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Banned for not having the adequate equipment in the loading area of a five word storey construction. Disgraceful. Crank up that bandwidth. - intended for
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In the interests of clarity:
THIS IS A GAME AND MEANT FOR FUN.
BE NICE!
The goal here in this game is to give reasons as to why the person above you should be banned. Here are a few examples:
Banned for starting the thread.
Banned for too many damn rules.
Banned for cursing.
And so on.
Be creative and give appropriate reasons, but keep it friendly (don't make it personal).
To start:
Banned for starting the thread.