"Ban the person above you" -- It's a GAME! (5073 views, 655 replies)
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Drive by banning (just because) as I rev past you on my way to be early for the present moment.
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Banned for throwing me out on front street about my limitations when it comes to kitchen apppliances.
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Banned for giving me a big head, rendering me incapable of walking out of the TM exit door.
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Banned because I got mugged when I exited stage left. Gah, do they not have any security here?
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Banned for not assisting the swarmer termites in their quest to impersonate flying ants.
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@๐๐ธ๐พ๐ผ๐ฎ*๐ญ OMG, how about in the grocery store right in the middle of the aisle? Argh those ones...๐คฏ๐ฌ๐คฌ <br> I would ban me too, haha!!
@delamitri Honestly, those morons are just everywhere.... on the transit, sidewalks, library, etc.... 
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Banned for mentioning fish and thus making me both hungry AND wanting to see a new Sharknado movie.๐
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Banned for referring to it as barbeque---when we all know the best mom-and-pop joints call it BBQ. 
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Banned for catching me out on that one (nicely done, lol ;) ) and for being a smart-ass, lol ;) <br>
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Banned for calling it "cursing" --- when we all know that to get 'em good, it's "cussin'" that a beeatch gots ta do! 
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Banned for being a purple tutu wearing cotton headed ninnymuggins.
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Banned because I dropped my phone on the floor while trying to think of a good reason to ban you.
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Banned because there are better things to stick in PV's ear. At least something moist?
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Banned for violating the Unilateral Grisly Carnivore Decree of 2018.
<br> Oh, you never heard of that, you say??? BANNED!! 
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Banned for eating the pet goldfish, sleeping with a turtle, wearing pink wellies and drawing a face on a tomato and taking to it in a public place. Like you do. 
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Banned for keeping tabs on nixonaddict's entire day and stealing his pink wellies when it wasn't even raining.
@delamitri You fancy carrying this on (up to you). Can not post out because the member below has blocked me, so i can not view their post.
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Banned for not bringing any practice toy ๐s to the moist thing in a ๐ party. This is a wet [SPOILER] practice test.
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Banned for thinking I came to the party unprepared. All the toys are right here in my large trench coat pockets. 
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Banned for being to sweet and eating pickled pig feet. (I'm a poet and didn't kno'it.๐)
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Banned for going to church dressed as a Teletubbie and putting a tea bag in the holy water.
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Banned for drinking the tea that RB made in the holy water after also spiking it with [SPOILER] you know what.
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Banned for spelling words with carrot sticks on the dining table and running out of salad cream.
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to pillows.
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Banned for jumping over washing lines whilst screaming stop that cookie, i want it with my hobnob.
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Banned for expecting me to explain myself. And persons reading this who don't ban someone, you're banned too.
@ I have a great reason, though. I was hoping they would use my poo in this cool study I read about. <br> <br> www.two-movies.name/news_view/Ba... <br>
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Banned for being too nice to me when I was attacked in chat (Doesn't happen much here) Most don't give a damn.. 
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Banned for getting banned IRL (which sucked ass) and making me look all soft for missing you. I'm super tough, dammit! ๐ช
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Banned because my touchscreen just stopped working and I had to 2 finger type this because my microphone button is on the screen.
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Banned after the windfall of dog ear muffs caused a landslide in turbo uses for construcive jelly tree balm for mooses.... ... . . :)
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Banned for starting a cult in which the members tried to force people to watch old episodes of Friends endlessly, loved Bananas in Pajamas and wore orange zoot suits to work every day. People had frankly had enough.
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Banned for licking the chocolette of a choc digestive biscuit in a subjective manner at the dinner table whilst the Vicar was holding it. 
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Banned for being hot! You would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.
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Banned for peeling those feelings off their skin, sauteeing them and feeding them to the weevils.
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Banned for making up your own padded cell with household cushions nailed to the walls. 
@PureVodka๐บ I haven't had a bruise from walking into walls ever since! I'm feeling rather clever about this.
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Banned for having to punish me for lifting your previous ban from PV behind his back.
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Banned for using the word " banning " to much and talking to snails @_ in the garden when people or not looking.
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STOOPID waste of international bandwidth that could be used for streaming movies.
YOU ARE ALL BANNED
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@๐๐ธ๐พ๐ผ๐ฎ*๐ญ Hahahaha awww, bad delamitri! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ป๐บ๐น๐ธ๐ท๐พ
@delamitri Aww thank you, you are banned for...... over serving me now ๐๐
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@PureVodka๐บ Correct!!! Omg I almost stuck a pencil in my ear. Luckily I didn't have one. ๐
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@๐๐ธ๐พ๐ผ๐ฎ*๐ญ Hehe I have successfully inserted myself into this crime syndicate in my mind.
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Banned for the 4-way crime we're going to commit in case I end up in jail and can't ban you later.
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Banned for reminding me of the movie "Thelma & Louise".... I loved that flick 
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Banned for the elbow and cheese outbreak that attacked a flock of weetabix last wednnesday of pentacost....
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Banned for leaving yourself miserable after doing the housework when you could have been running thru a field holding a daisy in the air, screaming i'm free and happy.
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Banned because I heard there was a hit out on you and I hope to get you out of here safely.
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Banned because my new shoes are too big, which has never been an issue when I ordered from china.
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It's the letter lol.
Banned for asking the dog walker if his poodle has had a [SPOILER] 
@PureVodka๐บ That's awful. I don't get why people do that, even the stance of that dog is all wrong.
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@delamitri What is the " enjoyment " part you get lol. Not having the right money at the counter i bet.
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Banned because I jumped on the banning bandwagon and had no choice in the matter whatsoever.
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Banned because your bedtime is nearing and I am jealous because I would like nothing more than to hit the sack right now, but I still have 8 hours before I can do so.
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Banned for waffling on about pot cleaner and chasing bubbles around the kitchen like some lunatic.
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Banned for always asking the shop assistant to get something from the " bottom " of the shelf.
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Banned for staring people out when walking down the road and [SPOILER]
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Banned for being the bird that pooped on me a couple of days ago.... it was you, wasn't it???? 
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@PureVodka๐บ Toy from the 50s used for fortune telling. Fun in high school when we were drinking.
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Banned because it was relevant to my interests. I thoroughly enjoyed it and will probably do it again.
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Banned until football starts. Then I'll let you off to come root for my fantasy team.
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Banned for taking the donut back to the shop and complaining about it having a hole in it. 
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Banned for supporting defective sweets. I want my donuts 'whole!' Ahaha, you see what I did there.
@delamitri Yes i see smart arse L L.
By the way, not bad [SPOILER] [SPOILER][[SPOILER]
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Banned (a double ban for TM and RB) because I am picturing PV barefoot and pregnant. And I feel guilty for discrimination.
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@PureVodka๐บ Been in the Dog house before, and I don't mind being in the Mouse House this time.....
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Banned for being so amusing when I have trouble thinking of something fun :) to say
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Banned for, let me think, no not decided on the reason yet, can i get back to you on that.
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Banned for certain reasons that are currently obscure to me, which include the fact that I'm not lonely, have love, and don't enjoy making people suffer for my amusement, yet here I am. 
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Banned because I thought you were playing hooky all day until my mailman never showed and then I realized...derp!
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Banned for thinking I did something to your mailman, was he bringing you a special delivery?
@๐๐ธ๐พ๐ผ๐ฎ*๐ญ Haha not special. I need to be banned for not knowing it's a holiday where I am and double banned for forgetting that the whole world doesn't share all holidays.
@๐๐ธ๐พ๐ผ๐ฎ*๐ญ Oh, it WAS a holiday for you!! Just not the same one. Columbus Day here. I saw some Thanksgiving references on reddit this morning and was so lost, haha now I know.
@delamitri Yeah, why the hell can we not have universal holidays eh???
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Banned for giving a diagnosis that will most likely lead to self medicating with alcohol.
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Banned until after the football game tonight. If things go my way, I'll consider lifting the ban.
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Banned because I know you just watch football to see those guys sweet buns in those tight football pants.....
@๐๐ธ๐พ๐ผ๐ฎ*๐ญ Haha woot woot is the closet way I could come to spelling a wolf whistle. ๐๐
@delamitri My past few exe's liked football, I didn't, but the scenery was okay :)
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Banned because I'm late to the party, but it's a merciful ban. I snuck in a wet bar and juke box. Haha, I'm sucking up to give Crutchbender more ammo. ๐
@PureVodka๐บ Bar with a sink where you can rinse out your glass in case you want a different drink on your second round. ๐
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Banned for leaving me single digit tips while I was dancing. I really put my heart into it.
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Banned for driving me all the way out to No Comprende street and just leaving me there to fend for myself.
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Banned for being so awesome and sweet that the thought of you playing a monster threw me into a fit of giggles.
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Banned for explaining and letting everyone know what a derp I am, who needs everything explained to her.
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Banned for being a glutton for punishment, worrying about the health of people who are probably going to ban you a hundred times.
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Banned for not telling me you were gonna make an account, meaning I lost out on the refer-a-friend bonus 
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Banned because I caught you and you still haven't revealed to me where the treasure is.
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Banned from being so damned honest.... problem is I like both of you though
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Only banned if you can not work this out, 2 [SPOILER] + 1 [SPOILER] = 4[SPOILER] ?
@PureVodka๐บ Too late and I'm handcuffed to a table now. I guess I have some explaining to do. No worries, I'll keep your name out of it. ๐
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@PureVodka๐บ Banned for nitherdowellamaajoggy dromoanalytics.
If you can flibbwrdeegiberdee a flooaflumux I'll un-ban your craniumbrainumthimgamajig.
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Banned for outing the super secret facility. Someone found it and stole one of our precious aliens. [SPOILER]
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Banned because I'm getting fired up for the most interesting rivalry in college football right now!
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Banned because the first American Football game was AFTER the first โsoccerโ game, and is closer to rugby than football, so it should totally be called American Rugby...
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Banned because every time my mind crawls up out of the gutter, you bring it right back down there. He said balls, hehe.
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Banned for oozing oodles of charm. Some day I would like to know your secret, but not today, because of course you're banned.
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@delamitri I know I promised to keep it a secret, but dodadodaday.
The farmer in the dell eats hocus pocus burp.
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Banned for just long enough to chase down the free swinging wizard and loan him these pants. ๐
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Banned for missing me doing all of those things while you were on a break. I also swung a few of my own swinging parts. No flute of course.
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Banned because I can't fight being fluteless, but that wasn't a horn I was tooting. Happy sniffing! ๐คง
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Banned because instead of visions of candy corn and pumpkins dancing around in my head, all I got is watery discharge.
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Banned for even considering I might or should have standards. I'm like, totally deviant.
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Banned for trying to act curmudgeonly when we all know how sweet and lovable you really are.
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Banned for suggesting junk food.
Anyone else finding this thread is loading a little slow? :)
@PureVodka๐บ We gotta ask RB real nice to make a new one. I need this thread. I get my jollies banning people.
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Banned for not sending any of your home grown salad to me and a extra ban for spiking my milk with acid. ๐ [SPOILER]
@PureVodka๐บ I just figured you'd prefer an acid trip more than a lame buzz from weed
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Banned for copying and replying to too many messages and trying to make fancy indentations.
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Banned for residing in that confined space and making me wonder where the bathroom is.
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Banned for not having the imagination to realise that there is a perfectly good window in the box through which many things can be expulsed.
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Banned because omg, my mind went there and imagined expulsions out the window in stark detail.
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Banned for exposing my undercover operation, without which I will probably starve, along with my cats and fish.
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Banned for being exposed, without the proper undercover and mistreating those poor animals during the operation.
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Banned while I take a course in dastardly deeds and sordid operations. When I get good (bad) enough to care for my animals proper, I'll be checking in on you.
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Banned for chumming around with the likes of these and looking up to them - shame on you
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@delamitri Who me? D that wasn't me... I swear. I was only a child then in a country that was going through one of its worst financial crisis since Ireland was discovered by Saint Patrick and anyway ... how do you know?
[Inspector Poirot accent] Where were you on the night in question, Mme Del Imitri? My little grey matter is a little suspicious of your alibi. Visiting a friend, perhaps? A feathery friend, my, my. Would it perhaps, be Mme Corbeau Noir, of the infamous Les Noirs of the West country. I am afraid Mme Del Imitri we must continue this conversation avec moi at the police station in the morning. Bon nuit
And by the way, cocaine didn't reach our green and pagan-free shores until at least the 1990 world cup campaign when everyone went completely mad.
@delamitri That Oliver has a big mouth. Someone should sort him out with a horse's head or two.
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Banned for falsely accusing The Boxer of being just a poor boy whose story is seldom told. And on top of all that, of using coke at the tender age of seven and a half when everyone knows the legal for drinking coca-cola is at least eight and a half or nine. Shocking. You are on a rocky road D.
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Banned for getting me busted. Some French broad has me hemmed up down at the station and says I won't be home for supper.
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Banned for complaining about those charming French Can Can girls and not accepting the kind hospitality and magnificient cuisine of the whole French nation. Sacre Bleu!
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Banned because I ate some of that bloodied tinned stew and wish I had remained ignorant of what my future holds.
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Banned for using "banned and banning" too much. A little bit of obsessive/compulsive creeping into this jolly pastime. and also banned cos I hadn't got a clue what you were going on about [SPOILER]
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Banned for sounding more like a diva than a goddess and for getting way too smoochy with a box
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Banned because one time there was a serious injury that occurred as a result of not following protocol. I can't prove you were involved, but I also can't prove that you weren't, so...you know. Banned.
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@PureVodka๐บ Phew!! Not this kid. I ditched the drink and had hamburger steaks and gravy over mashed taters for breakfast!
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@ Is possible that you could start a part 2 for this thread. It is loading a little slow, thanks. :)
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Banned for not having the adequate equipment in the loading area of a five word storey construction. Disgraceful. Crank up that bandwidth. - intended for
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In the interests of clarity:
THIS IS A GAME AND MEANT FOR FUN.
BE NICE!
The goal here in this game is to give reasons as to why the person above you should be banned. Here are a few examples:
Banned for starting the thread.
Banned for too many damn rules.
Banned for cursing.
And so on.
Be creative and give appropriate reasons, but keep it friendly (don't make it personal).
To start:
Banned for starting the thread.