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finally a police officer confronting a black man that has a happy ending 💗 (315 views, 16 replies)

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thats one patient cop, being called KKK,
the dude is full of "assumptions"
and "i dont know who you are"
cop driving a marked patrol car
dudes full of jidders
hes acting hella suspisious
if he has PTSD he needs to stay away from Cops

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Waitaminute? I thot Happy Endings cost money in an alley or massage shoppe. So, I came running to see a nice powleeseman bein' rewarded for guud behavior! Yayas! smiley
ButtNo? smiley

smiley Obv I've been hanging around forum's butt plug gang too long... and I needta just put myself in a corner for a little timeout.
I'm too smiley fer publik consumption, yeah nah not tadey.

*I'm gonna back away slowly.
I was never here. smiley
This didn't happen.
plz, carry on

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@(⌐■_■) Not so fast young lady, hands behind your back and... You know the drill. smiley

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@SimonM smiley … you carry these with you, always??

*puckering in panic*

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@(⌐■_■) Not always.. smiley

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@SimonM The cuffs are easily stored in a backpocket. Question is where do you store the buttplug?

......Oh wait....I just imagined where smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Now you just need to give them a try to see how flimsy they are and report your findings here. smiley

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@SimonM No need for that. I did a market research some years ago and went through several handcuff designs until I found some really sturdy ones. But in the end, a silk scarf or a silk tie still does the best job and is considerably more fashionable.

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@M3g4m1nd It's ok, I'd be scared too.. smiley

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@(⌐■_■) That's not a butt-plug, this is a butt-plug.
smiley smiley smiley

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@SimonM They look quite flimsy. Probably gonna break if you put some pressure. The buttplug combo is a nice touch though. smiley smiley

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EAUNOE smiley NAUGHT AGIN
AND, STUCK IN A DAGGUM CORNER!?


*wiggles a lil bit

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@Yellow_rose1 Was that at my dollar store?lol.I can't believe he sat there and told this cop his whole life history.

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Best statistics for happy endings are in the massage parlors. No race, income, obese and more discrimination. I'd love been arrested by a masseuse 2omorrow. Buttless u need to call one for me. Put me behind bars and everything hahahhhahhha

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