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The Person Below Me

Try to guess what the person (potentially below you AFTER they post) is doing as he posts.

Possible examples: guess who will post next, ask a question for the next person to answer, guess what the person likes or hates, ask whether the next person would rather do "this" or "that," make up an embarrassing habit that the next person either confesses to doing or denies, etc.

Have fun and let's all be nice!


The person below me as toenails so long that their shoes no longer fit so they are looking for toenail clippers.

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The person below me eats food

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The person below me is loving on their pet. <br> <br> P.S. I'm eating shrimp and grits!😃

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The person below me needs to share their yummy food. :)

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The person below me is below me.

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The person below me needs a break.

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The person below me needs a diaper change.

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The person below me needs to change my nappy. smiley smiley smiley

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@ smiley

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The person below me can do that smiley who is drinking orange.

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The person below me gets to clean up RB and PV's barf and get me something stronger than orange for my nappy duties.

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@delamitri Made you a screwdriver, but @RB got it lol.

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@PureVodka🍺 That's okay, I'll pop a straw in it and we'll share it. She's cool like that. 😉

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The person below me has to make Delamitri an exotic Polynesian drink and then keep the supply going for as long as D says she wants it! :)

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The person below me is drinking a screwdriver i made earlier.

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The person below me is eating a hammer I made earlier.... lololololol

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@ What food is that? :)

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@PureVodka🍺 The same kinda food as a screwdriver. haha (It was a JOKE!)

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@ No, a screwdriver is a drink. :)

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@PureVodka🍺 HA! A hammer is a food! lololol <br> <br> www.hammernutrition.com/products...

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The person below me is eating leftover hammer.

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The person below me knows that if they if they had a hammer, they'd hammer in the morning, they'd hammer in the evening, all over this land. They'd hammer out danger, they'd hammer out a warning, they'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters, all over this land. smiley <br> smiley

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@ smiley smiley

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The person below me is cleaning there ears out ready the the party tonight.

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I kill cereal with a spoon, it's true, but the person below me thinks they can fly.

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HA I know I can! The person below me sings lullabies to tadpoles.

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@delamitri Do what. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 I can fly. I'm almost certain of it. 🤪

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@delamitri That's fine with (fly away lol) me. But this tadpoles crap, f**k if i'm singing to those wiggly things. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 But they turn into wee froggies! So cute!

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@ Totally!🤗🐸

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@PureVodka🍺 Oooh, the tadpoles part. They're so cute when they first sprout legs and still have a tail though. ❤ <br> smiley

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The person bow me has frog legs and finds it difficult to shop without revealing they are indeed "frog man". <br>

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It's true, walking like a frog whilst shopping reveals a little TOO much to those in store, but the person below me has naughty dreams about their old maths teacher and his knitted waistcoat :)

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The person below me is on an experimental drug that is supposed to make them able to speak Portuguese, but instead has been causing them to grow hair on the bottom of their feet for some time now. They can also smell purple. <br> They aren't sure when the last time they talked to Jerry Lewis was, but after the last time, it probably won't be happening again for a while. He knows what he did. <br> <br> Also, can you blame me? Knitted waistcoats are just sexy.

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@v(-_-]v I want to smell purple!!!

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The person below me is charged with shaving my feet and while you're at it, you can shave my hairy back as well.

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The person below me can do that job for Delamitri because I'm not shaving anyones hairy feet or back. smiley

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@ You're missing out though, everyone who runs their fingers through my back hair seem to really enjoy it.

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@delamitri Lolololol I'd like to see some written confirmation of that, please. Haha

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@ They wish to remain anonymous, but I swear they exist. smiley smiley

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@delamitri Mmhm a likely story! smiley

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The person below me must be the person below me.... Forever!!! :O

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@ Ooooo kinky!!

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@delamitri hahahaha.... well, now that you've turned that one around.... :O

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@ Hehehe

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@delamitri My boyfriend will be VERY happy! haha

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The person below me is best friends with their jack-o'-lantern from last year.

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That's true! I actually used to believe pumpkins were alive and I couldn't cut one up. So I wrapped it in a blanket and slept with it. That only ended last year... lol ... ONLY JOKING about the last bit. <br> <br> The person below me love ice cream floats with coca-cola and vanilla ice cream.

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The person below me likes eating Walnut Whips form the base upwards.

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@PureVodka🍺 I have never ever seen those. They look amazingly good

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The person below me is from the planet earth.

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The person below me wants 5 kids.

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My ice cream man is secretly a serial killer, waiting for innocent victims to poison.

The person below me has ants in their pants and they like it.

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@delamitri Mr Mercedes!!! Yikes!!! :O

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@ Ooooh, forgot about him! Sure am looking forward to his next chapter!

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@delamitri Tonight is the the night! I just re-watched the first of the Second Season and found it much more riveting. As is Castle Rocks latest. Check that one out. Wooo Hooo SK rock my boat. haha

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Yes, I'd rather have ants, better than what's available lately smiley smiley

Person below me is a perfect human being....(I hope) smiley

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Ahahahaha, had to jump back in and humbly agree.😜

The person below me loves Justin Bieber.

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Aww shucks! smiley

The person below me believes in Sandy Claws.

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Yes your right, I'm am Sandy... not Claws though smiley

The person below me likes Chocolate

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Mmmmm, chocolate!

The person below me used to write erotic stories.

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The person below me is a contract killer that has the code name moist. smiley smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 ... ohno not, smiley M smileyO smileyI smileyS smileyT smiley?!?

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Hahaha, watch out for the tongue!!!

The person below me took a crash course.

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The person who failed the crash course, is waiting or a tow, and is below me..

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Sadly I crashed the whole course and needed a tow and am below everyone. Wahhhhh!

The person below me feels my pain.

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The person below me knows and loves Led Zeppelin trampled underfoot.

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The person below me is eating cheese on toast topped with nutmeg and finely chopped onion.

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Sadly, no. :(

I've got crisps but a tummy ache so nothing is making anything eat-worthy. Wahhhhh.

The person below me would love some real sushi from Japan.

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The person below me is from hades.

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@ Hahahaha, I see that PV admitted nothing.

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The person below me is reading this.

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Person below me keeps weird stuff under their bed.

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That must be why my cats come out from under there shaking their heads at me.

The person down yonder has never climbed a tree drunk at night when it's raining so their mom couldn't find them. Or have they?

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Climbed enough trees when i was a kid lol.

The person below me is thinking, sh*t,sh*t did i just put a red sock in with the whites. smiley

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Haha, that's amateur time. I put red lipstick in with the whites.

TPBM hates arguing.

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You started it. smiley smiley

The person below me never has there money ready at the till check out.

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Dammit, I was sure I had some loose change...
Aaaahhh k, so the person below me paid my tab - 'cuz Paying-it-Forward is BEYOND KEWL!
xx0x0xx

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Grumble grumble, fine! That was my milk money, but yeah, I'm kewl like that.

TPBM is afraid of bugs and all things bug related.

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The person below me knows what TPBM is.

I though it was TP-BM. Potty minded so I am.

The person below is potty minded, too.

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Guilty as charged. yup!

TPBM leaves kiss prints on bathroom mirror.

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Oh ewww this is getting worse and worse in my all too active imagination BM kiss marks?? smiley

The person below me wishes I hadn't written that.

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Hahahaha 💋💋💋💋

The person below me exists due to extraterrestrial circumstances.

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ohdear... i smiley and got whiplash

So, the person b m hadda call ambulance. smiley

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Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

The person below me has stole the neighbor's lawn and talks to snails.

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The snails said it would be okay.

Banned because the devil made me do it. I had to, I owed him one. 😈

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The person below me is the devil and all debts owed by Delamitri have been paid in full. Whew! :)

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The person below me has no clue who I am...........


Btw the devil is a woman and she says she did not make you do it and you still owe but nice try smiley

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The person below me knows what they know and they know that I know that they know what they know and that we all know what they know because we know that it is known.

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Okay i did not take that library book back, my bad. smiley

The person below me is eating curry and drinking a beer.

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@PureVodka🍺 hahahaha nice one!!

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NO way. I hate beer and I've the tummy flu, so no curry, no thank you!

The person below me has also been above me! :O

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Ahahaha, now you KNEW I'd have to jump into that spot!

TPBM is banned for a moment of madness that they can't explain to anyone's satisfaction.

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@delamitri believe it or not, I just had to G00gle what "tpbm" stood for.

Good lord, if it were a snake it would've bit me. lol

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@ Hehe no snake, just me being lazy. 😄

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@delamitri Not lazy, efficient!

I'm just terrible with acronyms. Seriously. It's sad. Me, riddles and acronyms...I seriously have to have them explained to me, and mostly people think I'm taking the piss, but I really don't get them, until someone explains and the penny drops. lol

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@delamitri Not lazy, efficient!

I'm just terrible with acronyms. Seriously. It's sad. Me, riddles and acronyms...I seriously have to have them explained to me, and mostly people think I'm taking the piss, but I really don't get them, until someone explains and the penny drops. lol

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@delamitri Not lazy, efficient!

I'm just terrible with acronyms. Seriously. It's sad. Me, riddles and acronyms...I seriously have to have them explained to me, and mostly people think I'm taking the piss, but I really don't get them, until someone explains and the penny drops. lol

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@ YAGIME

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@delamitri Yay. Give me? lol

(PS I didn't G00gle that obviously. haha)

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@ You are golden in my eyes. 😍

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No it was not me talking to spaceman Bob Willy. smiley

The person below me is chuckling at this comment. smiley

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Yep! 😄

TPBM likes stinky cheese and I have a suspicion it has something to with with why they have been rescuing stink bugs from being trampled.

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Sod yucky bugs, they can go back where they come from...down the plug hole. smiley

The person below me, would love to eat this.

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@PureVodka🍺 This was my breakfast for years. Work hard, drink hard, eat a huge breakies, repeat.

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Well, thanks for all the work you put into that, but no. I wouldn't touch that if you paid me. lol

The person below me is having a lovely cuppa coffee with milk and sugar.

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I'll eat those eggs to go with my coffee. 😃

TPBM has an introverted body part that I'm very curious about.

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@delamitri smiley smiley Details lol. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 Well, it was getting juicy when I started investigating this third eye, but try as I might, I couldn't make something dirty out of a pituitary gland. 👅

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:O :O :O :O ...oh you mean my third eye??? haha

The person below me knows that the third eye simple denotes the location of the pituitary gland (sometimes in conjunction with the pineal gland).

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All this gland talk is making me hungry!

TPBM is an amateur gynecologist.

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lololololol ewwww no. :O :O :O

TPBM now knows I understand this acronym! :)

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@ I meant to be there!!!! 😁

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@delamitri You let me down, so I logged off. Oh the sadness overwhelmed me poor poor wee heart! lolololol

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@ Hahaha awwwwww 💙

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If this was another thread, I'd ban you for peeping under my bed!

TPBM is on a constant quest for lawn ornaments, specifically male dwarves.

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smiley ye right.

The person below me is covered in sweat. [SPOILER]

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Oh yea, just woke up to one of those sweaty, jammy, creamy night terrors! lol :O

TPBM loves the wee folk and believes in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

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The person below me uses just one bread stick to eat all the cheesy dip and likes licking 😜 nipples.

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No, and NO! lol

The person below me licks their plate clean when no one's looking.

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Wrong smiley I sleepwalk though, and I got up this morning and there was a jar of peanut butter on the dinning room table with a huge spoon in it.... smiley True story....

Person below me teases their poor cat with a tin of tuna by letting the cat sniff it only ..... smiley

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What is this 'cat' you speak about 😁

The person below is trying to get a cat down from the curtain rail while 3 large dogs look on in amusement.

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The person below me doesn't realise that cats are amused at torturing dogs. lol (I'm just messing, I love all animals. :) )

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Amused and sometimes even the ones doing the torturing.

TPBM is wondering if the person above me likes the person below me.

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You say depraved, I say righteous.

TPBM has a favorite song by a band called Hanson. The song is MMMbop and I know it's true because I heard them humming it.

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TPBM sings "My baloney has a first name, it's O S C A R, my bologna has as second name it's M A Y E R, oh I love to it every day and if you ask me why I'll sayyyyyyyy.... cos Ocscar Mayer has a way with crappy processed meats all the way." hahahaha

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Hahaha, you had it, but I may not have ended it exactly in those words. smiley Mmmm, processed. 😉

TPBM stares longingly at their refrigerator magnets because they're all miniatures of the food they want but don't feel like cooking.

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Mines covered with picks of ice then lol.

The person below me has an hangover from drinking to much wine. smiley

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No sweat though, I had the cure[SPOILER]

The person below me has a poster of Ed Sheeran on their bedroom ceiling, right above the bed.

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@delamitri Do you call it " the hair of the dog ", has we do in the UK?

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@PureVodka🍺 Yep! I guess everyone uses that one. 🍷

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Hahaha

TPBM loves McDonald's double cheeseburgers.

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smiley smiley No way smiley , there food is utter sh*te. smiley smiley

The person below me is eating a chicken and egg caesar salad wrap, yum,yum. smiley

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I wish!

TPBM is down for maintenance.

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We talking about W/10 again, pc not crashed yet.

The person below me, picked their nose today. smiley

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And ate it.

TPBM is petting their My Little Pony right now.

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Never heard it call that before. smiley smiley

TPBM is thinking should i get the shopping in today or tomorrow and trying to make the milk last until they can be bothered going to the corner shop.

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TPBM knows cow's milk produces phlegm and they feel like vomiting. smiley

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Well now I just feel like swallowing. Mmmmmm phlegm. 😋

TPBM has an ancient chinese secret and I want it!!

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Aye, I thought I was being discrete!

TPBM would pose nude for ten bucks.

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Again?? ;)

TPBM would pose nude with another person who would pose nude for a fiver if they were HOT! smiley

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For free even! 😉

TPBM loves the smell of manure in the morning.

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Breathe deep! smiley

TPBM knows how to pat their tummy and rub their head to row row row your boat whilst making an omelet on a sail boat out in the middle of the sea.

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You have been spying.

TPBM Is wondering "What could I possibly say?"

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@Egor17 You never can tell these days now can ya?? :O

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I never could figure it out. 🤪

TPBM owes me a favor.

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TPBM knows what that favour is, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, you know what I mean?! smiley smiley

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Collected, woohooooo!! 😋

The person below me has woken up in an unfamiliar place.

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Huh? What? Where am I?? smiley smiley

TPBM is unfamiliar with their own fingers and find them fascinating creatures.

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@ smiley smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 I take it you identify with this particular affliction? :)

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@ Not me.
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@PureVodka🍺 Haha, love this.

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smiley smiley

TPBM is part of a secret cult [SPOILER] that involves wearing and sniffing each others slippers and?

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Eating teletubbies, of course!

TPBM is perfect except for one scandalous thing.

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No 😏

TPBM throws away the box from a microwave meal and has to immediately fish it back out of the trash to read the instructions.

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Just add extra sauce/gravy to it and call it a home cooked meal lol.

TPBM can not watch a whole horror film out in the dark, without switching the light back on at least once.

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@PureVodka🍺 I use those little packs of powdered gravy (just add 1 cup of water) and totally call it homemade. smiley

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I can't watch them in the dark at all, or alone.

TPBM gives pole dancing lessons to carnival freaks. The bearded lady and 4 armed lizard guy are their favorite students.

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@delamitri You can not watch a horror film alone, nah just want someone to cuddle you when watching a film and to bring you snacks so not to miss out lol.

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@PureVodka🍺 Ah, you got me! smiley

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TPBM knows what the difference is between arse and ass and póg mo thóin. smiley

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Haha, kiss my ass!! Now I just need pronunciation. 😂

TPBM has something pierced.

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And I'm halfway through it. Can you change your mind halfway?

TPBM eats cereal for other meals than breakfast.

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TPBM will know what this means "poe-mah-thoy-en". smiley

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L smiley L

TPBM is looking upward.

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The person below me drives a Porsche.... in their dreams! lol

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Yep, dreams only! My new favorite "póg mo thóin" smiley

The person below me likes shiny things.

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Yes, I do, like all good corvids.

TPBM is thinking of a number???

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Haha I am now.

TPBM has a bunch of stuffed toys.

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@delamitri Bet a lot of your toys or full of " flat " batteries. smiley smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 My toys take 9volt batteries. 😉

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TPBM is the cause of me getting pooped on by a bird today whilst waiting for the bus.... smiley

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In my defense, at least it was a cute lil birdie.

TPBM knows The Macarena dance.

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Hey Macarena!!

The person below me knows when to be the person above me.

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🎶💃🎶💃🎶

I admit to maybe knowing? 😁

The person below me is edible.

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Deeee-licious!

The P B me is hungry for PB & J.

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Oh my goodness, I swear it may have been decades since I last had one.

TPBM was once a pinball wizard.

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There's got to be a twist, pinball wizard got such a supple wrist... lol

The P below M is thinking of Jolly Ranchers.

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She knows her classic rock! Mmmm, strawberry!

TPBM agrees to the terms of service after reading only half of the 1st paragraph.

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TP Below M is in the here and now and opposed to the there and later vs where and where.

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Just call me dizzy

TPBM is not watching the Crimson Tide whip up on the Razorbacks.

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This person below me is not going to take this anymore!! smiley smiley

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TPBM is not roller-blading to YMCA and wearing head phones.

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thanks ^ smiley

unfortunately TPBM is still posting articles about the box office success of Captain Marvel, while they still haven't seen it themselves.

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Sugar. You found me out. Wot a bummer. smiley smiley



Da pirsen blow me kant undir standid u.

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The person below me is watching movies.

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Nope!


The person below me is reading this.

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The person below me has yet to post.

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True... till now.

The person below is aware they need to answer this question before they state one of their own.

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Very true. The person below is posting comments.

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busted!smiley


the person below me just read this.

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Bahahaha... well ok, yes. smiley

TPBM has two ears, and ears, too.

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In a sense...

TPBM feigns ignorance even while looking at the video proof.

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Yep! It was an interesting game of pool.

TPBM sleeps with one eye open, gripping their pillow tight.

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only because Crutchbender keeps going on about people looking up his pants smiley


TPBM still hasn't been able to fix their autocorrect from spelling it sematary...

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The person below does not have an avatar.

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I just use my finger. Who has pencils anymore?

TPBM rides a Scooter because walking is so outdated.

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Nope. The person below is having a great start to the weekend.

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Great start and middle too now.

TPBM instigated a terrible argument which resulted in a weapon's discharge.

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The person below will have a good Monday.

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so far, so good smiley


TPBM will first answer the assertion above them, then skip down a couple of lines and write their own TPBM

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@ smiley

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i acknowledge your bitpoops.


TPBM has no life so they allow all their apps and social media to notify them by SMS - and they still go to bed at night staring at an empty screen.

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smiley smiley.... No.

The person below me likes it like that! smiley

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@ aww, did i hand you a hot potato? smiley neat swerve btw

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No
The person below is a long time member of the site.

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Not yet

TPBM has a dog.

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Correct.
The person below me doesn't have a pet.

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Nope, I have a few pets. 🐾

TPBM knows how to count to 10 in spanish.

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Spanish, Italian, French, German, Chinese (two dialects) AND Japanese!

I gets around... smiley

The person below me knows how to dance 5 different styles...and do it well! smiley

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@purpleplum That's amazing.

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@delamitri Aww...thanks! It`s all in the listening and repeating (wash, rinse, repeat). So the question remains...Can you dance 5 different styles AND do them well...or did I mess this up...question mark key is not currently working...

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@purpleplum Can't do them well. Back in my drinking days I sure thought I could though. 😂

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I know 5+ styles, but I wouldn't say I danced them well.

TPBM licks their finger to wet the glue strip instead of licking the glue strip to seal an envelope.

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Yuuuummmy yes, yes I do! smiley

TPBM is wondering if the glue is epoxy or super-glue?

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Shit! It was Superglue. 😠


TPBM would love a back massage.

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TP below M is currently configuring a new and surprising way of punking their best mate!

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@ love that gif btw

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@uunboundd Me, too. Poor lass looks a wee bit unsure of the claws. Haha.

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i thought we already had, spell check buddysmiley


TPBM is not so full of word vomit that they cannot stay on topic, even if Hollywood is full of lefties.

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@uunboundd LOL I didn't realise I was your best mate.

Awwww. smiley

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I think that's a true statement in regards to me. Don't care enough about those subjects to do the research though. However, I do like poo. It's so cute when it smiles. 💩

TPBM is celebrating Good Friday, even though they're not exactly sure why.

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No way hose A! smiley smiley smiley


The person below me feeling carefree and has no knicker pants on! smiley smiley

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shut up!


TPBM is just thankful for not living anywhere it's still snowing.

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We didn't get any snow that stayed. smiley



The p below m is a butterfly in disguise.

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TPBM has large feet and you know what they say about that...😏

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Waaahhhh I do... but I'm not a man woman! smiley


The peep below moi likes Stewie's "Look at my Horse" song. smiley

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Yep, I'm a fan. 😃

TPBM is stroking their Pussy. If it's not purring, you're doing it wrong. Do it right!

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Wrong. I don't own a cat.
The person below is having a good start to the Easter weekend.

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Yep!

TPBM is in a good mood, but this could change at any moment.

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True, you're so insightful smiley ...Wait, how dare you presume that! smiley



The person below me can hop like a bunny.

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@ smiley

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True! I found some chocolate beans, though. Not sure how they got under the bunny cage, but they sure were delish.

TPBM would not appreciate my microwaved afternoon Lipton tea.

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only if you didn't rinse the cup.


TPBM quietly prides him or her self for living in a time zone ahead of most Americans.

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@uunboundd I never rinse. I call my cups well seasoned.

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@delamitri i meant your *tea cups, and i bet you're seasoned in many ways...

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@uunboundd Yeah, I was talking about my tea cups, actually.

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I do pride myself for living in a time zone ahead of most Americans. It doesn't really work out for me, though.

TPBM plays indoors a lot.

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-with shades drawn and carrying a towel from room to room.


TPBM once chewed a pencil so badly she sued No.2 for false advertising.

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Nope.
The person below likes the Easter candy Peeps.

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nope. that yellow dust is from uranium ore i've been selling on the black marketsmiley


TBPM finds no fault in whatever i write.

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Right. I don't misinterpret everything you write and secretly plot your demise.

TPBM chews onions to fight toothaches and bad breath.

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@delamitri try reading it againsmiley

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@uunboundd No need. You made a statement and I agreed with it. I must be speaking in some ancient forgotten tongue.

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only since i ran out of garlic and my christian grocer became suspicioussmiley


TPBM thought those four letters were some kind of bathroom joke.

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Try
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TPBM knows their toilet humour from their Danish pastry.

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@..box.. smiley welcome back Box!

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@ Woohoooo, YEP!!!🥳

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If you mean that I know where and when to put my butt on a Danish pastry, then yes.

TPBM will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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As I know that you don't get the catnip delivery and allowance until the last Thursday of the month and then you have to cut it up and distribute, so we're talking like ... 2nd week of May - watcha take me for - some dumb ass Soprano or somedink? Sling yer hook moogie camel!

TPBM has dreams of contributing to the site by telling a really good joke.
Go on, go on, g´wan



Mrs. Doyle - The woman you just can't say no to.

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Wrong. I'm bad at jokes.
The person below is good at jokes.

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aww smiley i try to be, thanks.


TPBM thought eeny, meeny and miny meant there were originally four stooges.

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Good effort but not even a smirk! Need to up ur game UUDD.

TPBM takes a long time to consider what to wear when online.

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you can't go wrong with velcro.


TPBM wouldn't know funny if a box boxed them on the box.

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Very true, but I make up for it by laughing at myself anyway. It's infectious.

TPBM has driven over the speed limit in a school zone.

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While drunk and managed to stop by crashing into the STOP sign. Shameful things people do. [SPOILER]

TPBM would never attempt swimming 2000 metres for charity.

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no, but i'm still soliciting sponsors so i can shag as many women. for charity. wink.


TPBM is not above calling a couple of hard, pipe hittin n¡ggaz to go to work on homes with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

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False.
The person below has posted in this thread more than once.

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true, and - while i like our group, it still feels like there should be some more of us playing.


TPBM thought they were friendly with someone until they were suddenly unfriended or blocked without explanation.

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Agreed and very true.
The person below has no plans for the weekend.

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Are you kidding - my agenda is so full, I would need another to keep track of it all.

TPBM has a secret wish to ride a horse on a beach alone, or with a significant other.

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Not really but I lived near the ocean maybe.
The person below watches their favorite shows on this site.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 *If I lived near the ocean.

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well, to be honest not always. definitely on sunday nights though, thats like uploader primetime - with everybody watching and waiting to see when their new show links are posted.


TPBM will laugh at my pathetic existence when i reveal the countless ads on my browser for lonely Asian beauties and Russian singles.

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Laugh at your "pathetic existence", nope and never.


Theeee peoples on the flip side remember way back when... 😂

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Well ...

I remember when baby Rock was young.
You know, me and the floozie had so much fun.
We would go holding hands and throwing stones,
and Molotov cocktails against the Jokers at home.


TPBM has a healthy enthusiasm for partying, this being Friday and all that.

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Yep, I'm raging on cranberry juice and boiled peanuts.

TPBM would like to grill out in the backyard this weekend.

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Absolutely, yes, that is affirmative! ...but I've no grill. smiley

TPBM will ship me a grill because this is a BBQ emergency. lol

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Affirmative action must be taken to rectify this situation, yes!

TPBM is hungover.

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I'm well hungover!
How many germs does TPBM think there are on their keyboard?

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so many that it has nearly become a biological extension of my body. soon i can give her the D anytime she wants, with fancy fonts and emojis (just to keep things different).


TPBM used to keep a jumbo bottle of Windex and paper towels next to their glass screen tv and monitor.

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Paper towels I can understand but Windex? This member's member is not made out of glass, more titanium injected chorizo and the lube does just fine if AHN is interested as he is known to practice in the quiet of his monk's cell.

TPBM keeps a good book beside their bed to aid relaxation and mindfulness.

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I don't have a bedside table any longer. smiley


The person below me thinks instant gratification takes too long!

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Absolutely! Who has time for instant?

TPBM brings all the boys to the yard.

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@delamitri And your coffee is faster than instant?

And what's in the yard anyway?

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@..box.. Oh the joy of an automatic coffee maker. I wake up to the smell of a fresh pot already made every morning. So yeah, faster. 👍

Where the action is! 🥳
And the suckers who are led there by their thingys, hehe.

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@delamitri They are pecking ridiculous!!!!

Should keep them things under lock and key. Lethal weapon or in some cases a WMD.

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@..box.. smiley 🔐

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I wouldn't say that.
The person below is having a good Sunday.

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Always.

TPBM spends too much money on bills and not enough on fun.

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False.
The person below spends equal time on everyday life and fun.

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No way ... don't separate the two concepts FemaleLotRfan83! Everyday life should be FUN. It will be fun if you make it, and it's only kinky the first time!

TPBM loves ice cream and putting it on childrens' noses.

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uh, only if i bought the children ice cream and they happen to do that themselves. grown men and women put up with the ice cream on each other's noses game because they know one day it's gonna be cake.🍰this i won't mind.


TPBM doesn't fret over TOS or ask for a moderator every five minutes.

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Absolutely not.


The person below me just watched Game of Thrones and wants to fight for Winterfell!

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True, true, true!

TPBM is smugly naked under their clothes and is smiling slyly about it at this very moment!

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Half true. I'm not feeling sly.

TPBM knows that 2+2 is 7.

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Totalitarily true and if anyone disagrees then they can just TOSS off or I'll wave a TOS under their noses that are too big for their faces. Humf!

TPBM listens to birdsongs to relax and feel at one with nature. AAAAHHHH!

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Waving a TOS violation/taunt as if it carries the strength of Captain Americas shield is so obnoxious, which never seems to stop 'em anyway ... heavy sigh smiley

TPBM is fixin a peanut butter and nanner sammich in memory of Elvis

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Yum, but no. I had a peanut butter energy bar... does it count if I sneer like Elvis whilst eating it??


The person below me can smell THAT, because the person above me did it. Not me!

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Sneer at will, it's Manic Mundee!

TPBM is still movin slowly from yesterdees going ons, so take it easy on 'em.

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Yesterday and the day before and the day before...

TPBM was around when radical was cool.

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@delamitri It's totally radical you remember that. In fact, it's awesomeness! smiley

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@ Like totally!

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@delamitri Fer sure!

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Hear ya, I helped a buddy move yesterdee, Yipee :>/

TPBM has had "Wish You were Here" on loop, playin on their 'puter all day while remembering a lost love.

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Haha, good song, but no. Listening to whatever is playing on Faction Punk.

TPBM hears voices.

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Yes I do! smiley should I reply???


The person below me will slide on a slug in their bare feet sometime in the near future....

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@ Absolutley! No telling what they might do if you ignore them. 😳

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It is highly likely. Poor slimy slugs.

TPBM twerks in the mirror while looking themselves right in the eye.

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But I thought ignorance was bliss smiley

TPBM has been humming "The 12 Days of Christmas" all day, queing up for the big day that's still months away.

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Thought it was bad luck I opened the thread after Raven wrote but after i scrolled up on previous posts i think i own Raven a favor.... rofl


The person bellow me may be raped by Jay Lo or Madonna OR she/He can help a long horn bull find its love.

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@Nasos browser lag. It droped 3 posts away lol

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I'll take the bull.

TPBM takes unnecessary chances and is lucky.

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@delamitri all you really have to do is sit back and wait for Madonna + J-Lo to show up n they'll take turns ræping that bull.

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@uunboundd I'm going to take your advice. I actually didn't get that. Figured it was some pop culture thing I missed. 🤔

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@delamitri (i really don't know either):p

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@uunboundd Oh good, I'm not alone. ☺️

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@delamitri 💜never.

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Not really.
The person below is clumsy.

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only atound girlx ii likke.


TPBM likes ecchi even though they have no idea what it means.

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Very true. smiley

TPBM does not care for baseball. Why?!?!?

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True and I'm not into sports in general.
The person below likes sports.

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True!

The person below me is not superstitious.

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Not in the least!

TPBM is alternating between Nitzerebs "The Lightening Man" and The Doors "Riders on the Storm" while looking a ways into the distance, listening to the rolling thunder.

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sorry, i can't get sh*t that good.


TPBM takes a hard pass when onii-chan says she's only his step.

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@uunboundd Neither can I! smiley smiley smiley

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Yeah I totally take a hard pass. I think that means I disagree with onii-chan? 😳

TPBM knows that cats rule and dogs drool.

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@delamitri step-siblings have trended in porn for awhile now. as if anyone might think it was all for real, for real.😉

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@uunboundd Oh, porn! That stuff is SO real! smiley

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Oh yeah, cats are the coolest! My cat Bob is world class :>)

TPBM thinks long and hard before committing to an internet 1st date, then throws caution to the wind after passing on all personal info available on their date to their best buds before headin out.

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False.
The person below has never internet dated.

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True.

The person below me is married.

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Nuh uh! 3 times on the marraige-go-round is enough for me. I'm happily single, thank you :>)

TPBM is plotting their next overthrow of the neighborhood watch command structure.

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I don't have any neighbors. 😎

TPBM is addicted to something that doesn't fall under the category of drugs, alcohol or tobacco.

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True!!!



The person below me knows a "shag" is a "mullet" , and a shag is also sex, and has never confused them by saying something like, "He shagged his head." smiley

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@ should we just tell them now so there's no mystery about your pie habit?

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@uunboundd Are you needing some pie attention, a gra?

smiley

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@ naw, i'm good smiley

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@uunboundd Aww ok. smiley

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"Mullets" and "shags" are my bread, butter and bacon. I would never get them confused.

TPBM is thinking of having a facelift, and getting another eye implanted in their forehead in order to see future events ... [SPOILER]

Let us pray.

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Hmm, that could be a great "wealth generator", GREAT idea box!

TPBM wants to head out and work on his hot rod but it's rainin cats n dogs so ...

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Well I'm a she and our hot rod is actually in superb shape, out on the highway as I write.

TPBM is itching for something new and exciting to happen, like NOW!

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I bow to you and your hubbies achievement! A running play toy is a marvelous thing!!

Itching to get into my new place out in the sticks soon, does that count?

Oh my, I've totally forgotten what thread I'm in, lol!

TPBM holds their hot rod in almost as high esteem as their mate.

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well, i don't like to brag about my hot rod but what she doesn't know can't hurt her¯\_(ツ)_/¯


TPBM likes a good penis joke but not if it's too long.

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@uunboundd Eeek! Ain't touchin that one, lol

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@mrkim56 that's what she said!smiley

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I'm a girl so those jokes don't offend me.
The person below has never been married.

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False. I am still happily married to my first.

The person below me has never had a slice of humble pie.

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@3UN01A With a belly like mine it's obvious I've had more than my fill of humble pie, lotsa crow as well! The trick to being good little humans is to try to at least consume it gracefully when it's offered up :>)

I'll politely refuse to take the bait dangled BTPBM and offer that tasty bit to another :>)

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Well if I have to tell the truth, I'm on wife number seven, the other six disappeared mysteriously during the nineties and the noughties. Present wifey doesn't seem to be going anywhere soon so we'll have to play the patient game.

I suspect (because I am blocked by her) that the The Person Above Me has taken the opportunity to espouse the wonders of married life and the true love the she encountered and never let go.

TPBM is a raving loonie who spends all their time on 2M and never gets tired of the games or a good debate on the theme of religious diversity in the fourth dimension.

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@..box.. is that lunatic paying for your endorsement? smiley

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@uunboundd But you are TPBM so I take it corresponds to you or Mrkim below? Is that not the ways the game goes? Am I in the bloody question game again????

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@..box.. direct responses like this one don't count. mrkim took it up.

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@..box.. what is the question! thats my question 🤔😂😂😂

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@chaseyerself Well the answer is "The Wrong Game" like the Wallace and Grommit thingy "The Wrong Trousers" or in Scotland I believe it was ""Donald where's your troosers!" but no one lost their pants, thanks be to God!

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What? Nightmare's payin the box man?

TPBM wishes they were as cool as Nightmare.

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Cool? So much cooler, better looking, smoother, wittier, less bashful, less goofy, less dopey, a lot less grumpy, maybe a bit more sneezy and just like him I'm not a doc. [SPOILER]


TPBM thinks too much about the responses and sometimes feels paralysed in fromt of a blank comment box.

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@..box.. Did I mention better looking and totally more Christian.

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its all about the corn

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@chaseyerself A not so little bird told me " it was all about that bass" ...



Booty, Booty

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If we're gonna get off track here, let's go for a ride!



TPBM likes to get out the whipped cream, cherries and chocolate syrup and get busy!

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False.
The person below loves chocolate.

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True. Only the real dark chocolate stuff. smiley

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False, gimme some home made strawberries and cream or blueberry ice cream any day, Mmmm!

TPBM values the sound of steady slow rain highly

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Very true - love the sound of rain and the smell of napalam in the morning.

TPBM has just the right amount of self deprecating humor to be funny without looking pitiful.

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Proud housewife, but I spend more time outside playing with bugs and raccoons than I do in forum. I check in often to keep an eye on you though.

TPBM has a smokin bikini bod and struts their stuff on the boardwalk.

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@delamitri How did you know? - it arrived through Amazon. Thanks D.

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@..box.. smiley 👙👍

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True.

TPBM has yet to learn how to swim.

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Splash, slash, help, help!! The bath tub's too full!!

TPBM has big plans for the weekend and we're all invited, woohoooo!

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False but if I did you'd be invited.
The person below has no major plans this weekend.

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Not true I am afraid. Sporting events, Avenger film in cinema (3 hours?? - what I do for my son) and family birthday lunch along with the usual domestic committments! Phew!!


TPBM is considering a change of venue for the next event in their life.

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True.
The person below likes pizza.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 Well, go on ... what's the event. Marriage, holiday, job, cooking classes, salsa dancing?

You can't leave it with True FLRfan83!

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@..box.. Nothing yet.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 Well if you think of anything, be sure to let us know (me and my imaginary friend BiiBoo)

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@..box.. I will.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 I am curious now, do you like pizza? if so, what's your favourite toppings?

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@3UN01A I do like pizza and I like pepperoni, ham, pineapple, and olives.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 That's exactly how I like mine but drizzled with siracha sauce. I'd definitely share and chill with you!

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True - I LOVE Pizza but only when it's done properly. The other night, my husband and I walked in and ordered 2 extra large pepperoni pizzas for game night and they were not done as clearly requested. I ordered one with BBQ sauce lightly drizzled on half with extra pizza sauce. The other was just "extra sauce" which the chef confirmed verbally. When we got home and opened them up... oh man.. the first one with BBQ sauce had NO pizza sauce at all and the BBQ sauce was under the cheese - dry as fluck! The other one had NO sauce. It's happened way too many times before from this location so we called them up and explained with receipt/order in hand and ended up with more FREE extra large pizzas done correct. We gave away the other 2 to a few local homeless men so what seemed to be a setback (late for game and all waste of time + money) ended up being a blessing in disguise - good deeds. So yeah, I love pizza..who doesn't? Anyways , I guess this was a long enough response smiley
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i never plan anything that far ahead, although there might be a plan now, since you mentioned it smiley just nothing concrete yet.


TPBM never heard of Philip Marlowe or the excellent HBO series starring Powers Boothe.

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@uunboundd I don't know where you are but Summer is just around the corner this way. Any ideas as to where you would like to go? My favourite is the family cottage - simple life! But if abroad then Spain or New Zealand.

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@3UN01A how did i know you would have suggestions no matter what i said? 😏 thanks but i keep it simple with camping and such, locally.

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@uunboundd Oh.. those were not suggestions. I was sharing what I like. But yes, camping and such is awesome.

How did I know this would be your response. Gosh being psychic is no fun... 😏

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False.

The person below me has completed a Triathlon at least once in their life.

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False.
The person below has played sports.

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True and still do.

The person below me hates sports.

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True. I'm not a big fan of sports.
The person below likes french fries.

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True. With gravy, ketchup and mayo.

The person below me has a comic collection.

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False.
The person below will be celebrating Mother's Day on Sunday.

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True. In our own way I suppose.

The person below me is binge-watching a series on Netflix today. smiley

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The person below has watched a show on this site today.

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The person below is really bored

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Nope. Quite the opposite actually because the Raptors game starts in 15 minutes and if we don't win this one tonight then we are out of playoffs but if we do win then the 76ers are out = excited + BOOYAKA! smiley


The person below me has done their laundry today.

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So bored Nasos. So bored seeing silly "Comment is hidden, because you were blocked by this user." in the games forum that was debated about and was shown to be a very unwelcomed use of the blocking feature, and yet it continues to appear for no explicable reason.

TPBM is an art lover and has visited many exhibitions in the past but due to time limitations cannot devote more to this wonderful interest.

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@..box.. And then she is either responding to herself (which has become a common afliction on the forum) or she is responding to me which isn't possible as she would never have a peek behind her blocker's curtain ... or would she? I wonder.

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False.

The person below me is deciding which film to watch.

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The person below likes steak.

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TPBM, like me, believes that crème brûlée is better than average sex.

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Yes... Average sex... Not the kind I have. smiley

The person below me is male or female.

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@ Boasting again RB. We need pointers, not boasts!

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@..box.. Identify as a sunflower.

I've said it before, I'll say it again... A sunflower!!

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@ Too cryptic for my creepy cardboard brain RB.

What is the connection between Van Gogh and better "nookie"?

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@..box.. Whaaaat???

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@ Well you brought the sunflowers into it? is this something kinky - the sunflower reference I mean. I haven't been near the Urban Dickionary for a while.

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Sorry, it's Le Box here so no gender can contain me.

TPBM needs to find an outdoor activity to clear the mind and fill the lungs.

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Always!


The person below me reads spoilers and book endings sometimes, and still enjoys them just as much!

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@ You beat me!

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I have found my outdoor passions to do those things, yep!

TPBM averages around 4 hours of sleep every night. How do you do it?!?

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@delamitri Jinx!!! Haha

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@ smiley

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?"

The secret is worrying that if I don't get it done there and then, I will forget about it forever and it will be lost.

Also picking sunflowers is a great way to pass the time, while I wait for a proper answer from the bird girl who does yoga.

TPBM radiates confidence and bonhomie to all and sundry.

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Correct! Even when it's chock full of false bravado and BS :>)

TPBM is contemplating a sex change but too timid to say so here.

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smiley smiley smiley


TPBM will be cooking chicken or fish for dinner/supper/lunch and some broccoli and carrots on the side.

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Yes, chicken in Tikka Masala! No broccoli or carrots in it, though.

TPBM has something pierced.

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Yep.my mind is pierced completely by the idea of box gettin a sex change smiley

TPBM would LOVE a slice of peach cheese cake about now

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I've never tried peach cheesecake.
The person below had a great weekend.

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I've been working

The person below will see my message and write something interesting

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I will certainly try. 😉

TPBM had childhood dreams of being a ninja and some of those dreams featured Farrah Fawcett.

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@delamitri smileyi walked on a Burning Bed of coals after Somebody Killed Her Husband on Saturn 13 for not joining Logan's Run.

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@uunboundd Haaaa, it took me a minute. Very clever, you.

I just read the wiki plot for Saturn and wow, what a story. That should be remade. I love sci fi.

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@delamitri it would make a good episode of something. i think part of why the movie didn't do very well is because the story got dragged out too long.

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Wrong.
The person below likes seafood.

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Oh yeah and on the menu tonight is roast Sponge Bob. That damned DVD has finally seen its last spin job!

TPBM is still waitin for 5:00 ...tick tock, tick tock

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AM or PM?
The person below has never been on a boat or ship.

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canoe, kayak, rowboat, sailboat, powerboat, yacht, and ferry: which is technically a merchant vessel, though some people like to say it's a type of ship.smiley


TPBM is a Lord of the Rings fan.

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You were obviously expecting the fan83.

Never read the book(s) and managed to get through film one and two but couldn't get through number 3 and may never will. My brain is not built for such a large cast and so much action on a large scale. I noddded off during the last Avenger movie - in the cinema!!. What a disaster- too many hours on here is my excuse.

TPBM loves coffee, hates tea and is a lover of a well made bread roll.

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@..box.. same here, it felt like too much was going on to keep track of. i might try them again someday, just to check myself and see if i was right the first time.

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@uunboundd I did try again but gave up on the third and didn't even bother with The Hobbit even though I love the actor (Martin Freeman) especially in Sherlock and Fargo. It must be that epic movie type that doesn't go with me.

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Sort of false. I don't drink coffee but I like sweet tea (it's tea just not hot), and I do like well made bread rolls.
The person below has owned a dog.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 i love sweet tea and fresh bread smiley no dogs of my own, so i'm leaving that in case someone else does.

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Yes i have and I am working on an adoption form as we speak.


TPBM has green eyes that change colour after a night on the town.

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False. My eyes are brown.
The person below is not a Taylor Swift fan.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 And after a night on the town, do they change colour?

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@..box.. No. They stay brown.

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100% correct and multiplied. I'd throw in a barf, but I'm feeling sweet today.

TPBM is paranoid about something with good reason.

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@delamitri , heh I can usually give hot chicks a bit of a pass musically, but not her :>P

Paranoid? Nah, there's too little time as it is to concentrate on such, good reason or otherwise.

Now if there ever was a RUM shortage ...

TPBM prefers their eggs scrambled instead of fried.

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No sir. I love my runny yeller eggs on cheese toast, next to a half pound of bacon. Bacon will be the death of me, breakfast/lunch/dinner/snack, any occasion is an excuse for bacon.

TPBM is jonesing for Rick and Morty to come back.

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False. I have never seen an episode of the show.
The person below needs to get their laundry done.

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oh, don't get me started with all i need donesmiley where's a goodwife (or robotic facsimile) when i need one?


TPBM unhinged their jaw and laughed for weeks at Pickle Rick, as if they had always just seen the episode for the very first time.

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Even the 10th time, yes.
Pickle Rick!!!!


TPBM would love a big, juicy, delicious burger with lots of bacon on it today.

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Abso-friggin-lutely!!!!! My youngest daughter's comin by about lunch time so we might just hafta schlep on down the street and grab one too smiley The only thing better than bacon is bacon wrapped bacon smiley

TPBM would like to come with Shauna and I but would prefer a chicken sammich with bacon instead, yakno, in the interest of eating healthier and such smiley

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@mrkim56 Shauna, Shannon - do I smell the blood of an Irish descedant?

In our family we have John, Sean, Shauna, Shane - variations of the same name. Just need a Jack to complete the name game.

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I'm down with chicken wrapped in bacon, but eating healthy I only do if the healthy food is tasty. Bacon wrapped in bacon is my jam! Woot!

TPBM is merely disguised as a human. YOU DON'T FOOL ME!!

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Grrrr! "I knew my secret would get out one day. You humans have no idea how difficult it is being from the 5th dimension and being stuck here waiting for someone to finally develop the overthruster so I can get back home" - John Smallberries

TPBM is daydreaming about a casual day lolling about at the beach ... while stuck in their cube at the moment

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That's an everyday thing as we live footsteps from the beach #BeachLifeErday
However, I am looking for to time at our family cottage soon. #StillNotdaydreamingDoe

The person below me is trying to make plans for Memorial Day long weekend but can't decide what to do and will probably end up staying home to play in the forums on two-movies.

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Not really a beachy feet person at all. Fair Irish skin needing factor 100 to block the Spanish sun every half an hour put paid to any baywatch fantasies I might have had with a Pamela Anderson lookalike. AHHHH well. Stuck in the box and not suffering at all.


TPBM has a nice bicycle/motorbike and is itching to get his/her motor running.

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No but I did roll one of my project cars into the shop to get started on yesterdee, woohooo

TPBM thinks its devilishly fun to wear mismatched socks

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Sort of false. Only when one sock goes missing in the dryer.
The person below has tasted venison.

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Bambi, nooo! smiley i never had the opportunity and am personally not too keen to try since having so many friendly encounters with deer when i've been out hiking or camping.smiley


TPBM used to pretend they knew who Bill Hicks was because everyone else said they did.

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I resisted the urge to look him up and pretend I knew who he was.

The person below me wants to help me take over the world, but will resist when I ask them to fill out a questionnaire first.

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No. I will help you without question, my leader, my goddess, my saviour.


The person below me believes that everyone has the right to say whatever they want and they want to say, "Yabbadabbado!!!"

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Yabbadabbado and pooh is life.

TPBM is banned from pornhub.

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@delamitri How did you know that I have used up all my credit for the month and we are only on day 17!! What is a boy to do?

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@..box.. There's always Hentai for these "hard" times.

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@delamitri Cartoons just don't pass the mustar I'm afraid!

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@..box.. Ah, picky with your porn. smiley

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False. I don't go to that site.
The person below doesn't watch porn.

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False, pron and a solid right hand is key to a life of celibacy smiley smiley smiley

TPBM is a lefty so the above only 1/2 applies

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No southpaws around here I'm afraid but we need to start a campaign for porn to be included on the public health service, with house calls included if the pretty/handsome service provider deems it necessary.


TPBM is an avid trainspotter and birdwatcher along with a bit of stamp collecting.

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Yes, yes, no. smiley


The person below me bites their split ends off.

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You know how when you're cleaning around the base of the toilet, sometimes your hair dips in the water by accident? Yeah, sometimes I bite my split ends off. 😁

TPBM thinks they could hit Chuck Norris and survive.

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@delamitri smiley

It must be the FFF (Friday Forum Feeling) in the air.

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@..box.. For certain, Monsieur Box. I'm feeling it!

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I did actually. I was cleaning around the toilet and found Chuck Norris cowering near the sewer pipe in the back, so I punched him and he let out a huge fart.

TPBM farts all the time (silent but deadly!) and lets others argue about where it came from.


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@ Sniff ... Sniff ...RB!

You been at the peanut butter again!

OMG woman - There is something rotten in the state of Birdland!

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Falsie false ... I never fart ... only bum bombing under the blankets. Mrs. Box hates it!!

TPBM would like to know how to fly a light air craft.

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Nope though I LOVE flyin low to the ground in a car. If I manage to die at anything over 150mph, you can bet it'll be with a smile on my face smiley

TBPM is really glad it's Frydee since the weekend means it's time to do laundry, YaY smiley smiley smiley

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Really close! I live alone and I clean everything alone.

The person below plans to have a romantic weekend with a person she/he just met

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Almost correct. I do plan on spending a romantic weekend with someone I love... ME! Home alone all weekend! Everybody else is working away or on vacation.

TPBM is going to scroll up a bit to re-read the Pickle Rick post, then start watching Rick and Morty clips on YouTube - before finally ending up in a neverending loop of cat vs cucumber videos.

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Aaah, my day is complete, repeatedly.




TPBM had an epiphany today and put it aside for later, then sadly, forgot what it was.

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Sort of true but those are just spam which end up in my spam folder and I just delete those.
The person below has plans tonight.

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Baseball, nachos and fireworks!

TPBM has hairy legs all winter but handles their business come spring and is now silky smooth.

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...i've been said to have a smooth banter, if that works for you.




TPBM has wanted their money back because people at cinema are so loud on a friday night.

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@uunboundd Smooth banter and blue toenails, who could resist!

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@delamitri 💝total package!

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False. I watch movies here.
The person below hasn't been to the cinema in years.

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Nope, went to see Shazam! recently. I ain't proud.

TPBM is edible.

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True, last movie I saw at a theater was 12 Monkeys. With narcolepsy if you put me in a room, make me be quiet and turn the lights out I'm soon to follow, which makes seeing a movie at the theater an expensive nap!

TPBM saw the movie Magic and is disappointed they can't get it here :>(

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The person below has never seen a comic book movie nor do they want to.

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Incorrect, started w/ Fritz the Cat in the early 70s and still enjoy 'em.

TPBM used to wait patiently to see The Wizard of Oz every spring on Tv.

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Only ever watched it because someone else had the remote, so no. They had it every year? Do they still?

TPBM has a foot fetish and is thinking about tomatoes

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False.
The person below likes strawberries.

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Kinda/sorta... wild Irish strawberries only.

The person below me admires slugs and aspires to squish around under their own toes.

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And caterpillars and snails and cockroaches and frog spawn all stewed and served up with an ice cold glass of Chardonnay. Perfect.

TPBM confuses youghurt with Bifidus and Keifir and the is totally unforgiveable.

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@..box.. This kilt mehhhh ded. 0.0

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The person below doesn't like pie.

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TPBM thinks dropkicking someone in the back is poor fist bump ettiquet.

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I'm going to need lessons before I can fully grasp this dropkicking someone in the back before I can properly share my thought on this.

The person below me loves the cheese in discarded pizza boxes. Admit it!!!

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Oh the shame! Yes, yes, YESSSS, I admit it smiley The best bits though are the tiny slabs of pepperoni, ham and fromunda cheese smiley

TPBM read the Box mans latest masterpiece of collaborative efforts and was only saddened by what they knew was (forcefully) omitted.

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Yes, but reading between a few of the lines did help to ease my pain. I freakin love 2moobs.

TPBM sleeps in the buff.

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Is there another way? Call me Captain Commando!!

TPBM is thoroughly enjoying a lilting pre-summer day ... before hell season sets in.

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Wrong.
The person below likes fall.

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Only if there is a bed at the bottom of it and it is from a reasonable height (2m/6 ft or less)

TPBM probably has heard of the word "extrapolate" but rarely puts it into practice.

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I've heard of it but no.
The person below likes cheesecake.

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Ding, ding, ding ... Yess!

TPBM has watched all of the Dexter Series

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I've never watched the show.
The person below has binge watched series.

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Guilty as charged :>) Since I haven't actually watched Tv in like 20yrs now friends will sometimes recommend shows & I'll check one out, then if I like it I'll DL the series and watch 'em smiley

TPBM read The Lord of the Rings trilogy before watching the movies

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False. I've only seen the trilogy movies. I have read The Hobbit.
The Person below likes watermelon.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 My Mom suggested The Hobbit to me one summer when I was 13 or 14 and afterwards I just had to read the full trilogy. I remember thinking then and for years later "They'll never make a movie of the trilogy, The Hobbit, maybe, but never the full series." Ah, the blissful ignorance of youth lol

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Absodamnlutely loves watermelon!
TPBM prolly needs new slippers.

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I don't wear slippers.
The person below is currently watching a movie.

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Yup, Chernobyl... 0.0 eeeeek!!
TPBM breeds crickets.

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The person below has had hamsters or gerbils as pets.

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Never.
TPBM thinks Jello is sketchy.

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anything associated with bill cosby is going to be sketchy; no way around it.


TPBM has to smile a little whenever Ravenousbird used all caps on GAME, for emphasis.

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TPBM likes a good sweaty workout to relieve stress and clear a cluttered mind.

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Pfftttt! This time of year all that's required to get good and sweaty is to spend a few hours out in the shop. Of course mechanical work does have a zennish like calming effect on me ... at times smiley

TPBM is all about the benjamins though they despise admitting to it.

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I love The Benjamins and admit it freely.


TPBM sniffs their armpits to see if they need a shower.

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i only do pit checks to see if she's still breathing.



TPBM takes a shower before they take a bath, to avoid making a ring.

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I am afraid the good old bath tub is a thing of the past in ours, and many apartments in Spain. We are very water conscious and space is also too valuable a commodity to give it to a bath. So the days of soaking in the tub surrounded by candles until your fingers and toes become rasins are long gone. [SPOILER]

TPBM phones home more often than ET but not as much as their family (mom) would like.

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Every day seems often enough for me, but my parents still want more.

TPBM has thrown up somewhere embarrassing. You can tell me.

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@delamitri And that is a very definite "no comment" without the vocalisation.

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The person below likes reading books.

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Well, that would be a true statement Rachael and that is what I have been thinking about all day so you have a detective's nose for the know. Well done you.


TPBM is handy round the house with not only a vacuum cleaner and a bucket of suds, but also a hammer and some nails [SPOILER]

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YESSIREE, YOU BETCHA!!!
Somebuddy likes being tickled 'till they can't breathe.

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TPBM loves this site.

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Robo! Mustn't we confirm or deny TICKLING!? smiley
(100%, sher DO luv this site.)

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The Person Below Me isn't wearing pants.
(Jello, Tickling and No Pants... must be a very weird day at my house?)

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True. I so like the site.
The person below has never seen the show Game of Thrones.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 *do like the site.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 either of those could work.smiley

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DID TOO!!! smiley
TPBM still pondering the Donkey and Honeycomb story...

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I've never heard of that story.
The person below watches more movies than shows here.

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Tyrion reminisced on that enticing brothel story in last episode.
No. But TPBM might watch more movies than shows here?

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i have been reminding myself to try watching more movies, especially if i'm binging a long series. binging is super convenient, but not a lot of fun if it feels like an obligation to complete something before watching a new movie.


TPBM wishes they could wake up in a universe where there were no sequels to The Matrix and the Wachowski brothers are still making great films.

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Not really.
The person below likes lemonade.

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Rachael, if only it were that simple. According to Cambridge Dictionary, lemonade has different meanings in the US and the UK. In the US lemonade is a drink made with the juice of lemons, water, and sugar. In the UK lemonade is a cold, sweet fizzy drink (= one with bubbles) with a lemon flavor. Lemonade in the UK: If you look for lemonade in Tescos – the UK’s biggest supermarket chain, you’ll find 37 items. Out of those only three are non-carbonated: Snapple Pink Lemonade, Frugo Blue Lemonade, and Tesco Finest Winter Cranberry Lemonade.
And to top that, Red Lemonade is a red-coloured lemonade-flavoured fizzy soft drink sold in Ireland. We also sell White Lemonade. My personal favourite growing up was American Cream Soda which we called white lemonade. Confused?

TPBM thought that the person who usually writes drivel like the above went, on holiday.

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@..box.. It's kind of confusing.

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The person below is having a decent week so far.

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made it through hump day pretty smoothly, knock on wood.smiley


TPBM does occasionally find a missing sock or two from the laundry.

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This person has started up a "Singles Club" for the socks and is hoping for fantastic crossbred offspring love-socks (especially the Winnie the Pooh one with the Miss Piggy - a Winnie the Piglet perhaps?)

TPBM loves reading and would be very interested in joining a Book Club.

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I love reading. Yes, I suppose I'd fancy another book club!


The person below me needs to scrub up with some lavender soap and chill.

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Somewhat true.
The person below has lived in or visited California.

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Nope but would love to someday.

TPBM loves to sip wine while cooking.

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False although I am over 21 and can legally drink.
The person below hates Mondays.

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No.

TPBM gets mad when their voices ignore them.

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No they don't. Oh yes we do! Is it time for Judge Wopner?

TPBM has toes that smell like aged cheddar.

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I have no sense of smell so I don't know what my toes smell like.
The person below like Fridays.

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Yes and every other day.

TPBM watches infomercials late at night and buys stuff, then forgets about it until the stuff shows up at the front door. It's never the same as seen on TV.

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Now that I have 2M, those info commercials have lost their appeal but at one stage I was a complete junky - especially the frying pans and kitchen knives. Oh, and the fantasies I use to have about doing bad things with those knives - luckily the haven't invented the thought police yet.

TPBM has an amazing concentration span and can do the same thing all day without any distractions.

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Incorrect.

The person below moi will be enjoying tomorrow's holiday + day off and for all of the wrong reasons while BBQ'n in the backyard , forgetting to remember all those who have served. Thanks Grandpa!

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Not a hope in hell. No holiday on this side of the pond. The Brits do a similar commemoration in November but I don't think it is a holiday.

TPBM would never consider eating with their mouth open in public unless it was a competition and the prize was an extra 100 points to their tally in 2M.

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Not even if it was a competition.
The person below has tasted boiled eggs.

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Especially if they're pickled. Love boiled eggs.

TPBM has climbed a tree.

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True but I haven't climbed one in years.
The person below loves ice cream cake.

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true but i haven't had any in years.


TPBM doesn't like it when some people say, "happy memorial day".

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It sounds a bit "oxymoronish/oxymoron-wise" if truth be told.

TPBM has at least one tattoo, one piercing OR one scar that has a memorable anecdote.

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My piercings are boring, but some scars and all of the tats do indeed come with memorable anecdotes. Whew!

TPBM likes to dance and doesn't need alcohol to do so in public.

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False.
The person below has experienced Sleep Paralysist.

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I think it's true.

The person below is a Night Owl but is not an insomniac and so prefers the Moon over the Sun however is not lacking in vitamin D. smiley

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True
The person below seldom gets headaches.

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True. The rare times I do, it's a bad migraine.

The person below Moi has never watched an episode of Game of Thrones but already knows how it ends due to the spoilers they've been 'exposed' to everywhere and therefor have given up all hopes to begin the watch yet still catches the puns even if not that clever. Oh, GoT' em! #FalseIncorrectWrong smiley

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Comment ABOVE is hidden, because I was blocked by this user.

I get episodes that last from 3 weeks to 3 months (about 2 a day) but it only occurs every 4/5 years.

TPBM starts reading a newspaper on the sports page.

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Busted! In fact, that's the only section I read. The rest goes in the grill starter bin.

TPBM spends a lot of time in the shade, because they are more wise than I am.

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In the shade, with sun blocker factor 100, balaclava plus wet suit and parasol. No risks - total protection from sun and mozzies.

TPBM interests include bar hopping and fine beer imbibing.

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False.
The person below has tripped over their pet.

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Don't have one yet.

TPBM confides all his/her secrets in one person only.

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too dangerous. i use anonymous memes and spread my confessions where people can do little more than gape and point their thumbs at me...



TPBM thinks that anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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True and I am a woman.
The person below doesn't believe in the paranormal.

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Nor do I believe in PARApsychology, but not to be totally negative, here are few that things I do believe exist - paramedic, paramilitary, paraplegia and a new word I learned today "paraphilia" [SPOILER]..

TPBM Looked at the spoiler to find out what that word meant and is now worried by the term "improper"

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i once knew a girl who said she could read my thoughts. i tried misspelling them but she had dyslexia adn cud stil red tem pefcly.


TPBM thinks that if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you.

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When I was a young kid, I really wanted to. Now that I'm an older kid, despite a handful of successes, I don't have the desire anymore. Missed my window, dammit.

TPBM, yeah you. I see you down there. You are going to continue this thread. Yes, yes you are.

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Remember ... I'm the only one here.

TPBM is a huge fan of Bobby deNiro in everything before (and including) Casino.

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@..box.. That is such a cool clip. OMG he's so young there.

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@delamitri Weren't we all girl. Weren't we all!

All I can say is that I was younger than Jodie Foster (and still am, I'll have you know.)

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@..box.. Haha.
Hey, me too. She has me by a few years.

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Yeah, I've liked him in all those earlier movies.

TPBM is a happy, super fun person.

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Not always.
The person below can't believe the month is almost over.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 I would say you have your moments FLR83, no?

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@..box.. I do sometimes.

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True, this month has flown by and summer is round the corner!!

TPBM has already got the perfectly co-ordinated swimwear and accessories for pool and /or beach season.

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True. This month flew by but I am glad as I am SOoO looking forward to Summer and that #BeachLife!!

The Person below me is not watching the Raptors vs Warriors NBA game right now or depending on when they read this it could be past tense "did not watch" but may also yet again skip my post. GO RAPTORS GO!! #WeTheNorth smiley

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True.
The person below has no Friday night plans.

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False.

The person below is looking forward to the weekend after a long, busy and productive week at work.

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Maybe if you didn't block me E, I wouldn't have to skip it.

Friday night plans include looking after my youngest who has gastroenteritis and catching up with the better half and maybe watching a good movie.

TPBM has never had a speeding ticket, but has been known to park illegally.

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True! (I've never had ANY ticket of any kind, ever.)


The person below me is secretly the opposite sex of what they state they are on this site... or any other.

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False.

The person below has not yet paid their rent for the month of June.

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i have never actually stated myself as any, although i have my suspicions about a few others around here... smiley i think most people who do so are either looking or letting others know they already have a committed relationship.

rent for June smiley i already fed their damn roaches, what more could they want?

TPBM thinks everything is funny, so long as it happens to someone else.

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I think it is a sign of mental stability if you can make fun of yourself and the stupid things that you do. I try to find the humour in most (but not all) things and especially in the way some people take themselves so seriously, they may even consider themselves to have a sense of power by blocking others for no particular reason. That is really funny and it is happening inside someone else's head.

TPBM has always considered themselves openminded and fairminded and a secret opera lover!

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The person below has watched video game playthroughs on YouTube.

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Nope, nothing but rock. Music and docs.

TPBM has a crush on Flo from Progressive Insurance.

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The only Flo I know would be that divine diva and muse from the group Florence and the Machine. Swoon.

Just a quick peek, cos I don't want her to get even more desirable, if the rabble heard that I was awe of the comsummate artist.




TPBM wouldn't be seen dead at a Broadway show.

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@..box.. Oops, forgot Flo is not international.

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@delamitri she's still kinda cute in a non-famous way too ❤

[SPOILER]

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@uunboundd She's funny. I like when she plays her whole family.

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Haha, that's the one way I would be seen there.

TPBM has done an extreme sport.

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False.
The person below has played a musical instrument.

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True

TPBM is an expert on the card game Texas hold them and solitare.

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False. I have never played Texas Holdem and it's been years since I played solitaire and that was on the PC.
The person below is a whiz at chess.

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TPBM thinks "MAGA Country" sounds like an old cigarette ad.

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Racked my brain and came up with nothing on that. I have never seen a cigarette ad.

TPBM wonders what goes on in a cow’s brain.

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@delamitri okay, first this:

[SPOILER]

then this:



and now you can put your brain at ease.smiley

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@delamitri can moo imagine if God messed up and gave them four brains instead?

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@uunboundd Hahahaha, I had to think about that for a minute. You mean rather than 4 teats?

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@delamitri 4 stomachs* smiley

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That's false.
The person below likes going outside at night and looking at the sky.

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Indeed that is true especially along the boardwalk on a full moon with my hubby.

The person below rides a higher end MTB and knows how to tune it up!

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if we had blackout predictions like the weather, you know where i'll besmiley
(from the 2003 northeast united states blackout)



*real talk Eunoia: the only reason people started calling them MTB is because they lost patience with syllables while trying to catch. their. breath.

TPBM thinks two-movies is wonderful and anyone who doesn't like it is either crazy or sober.

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@uunboundd I'm crazy and sober and I love it here... smiley

But I have absolutely no clue what MTB stands for.

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@ Obviously

Muffins
Tea &
Butter

Or maybe

Men
Thinking
Badly

or maybe

Mistresses
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Boys

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@ & box: i'm guessing her acronym was for mountain bike, although Eunoia is more than welcome to correct me herself...

*we love you here too btw ❤

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This would make a great official slogan for the site. Maybe a tweak at the end for those who keep their sense of humour locked in the box in the basement.

TPBM would love to work-out more and learn to play a musical instrument some time in the near future.

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i enjoy hiking though not as much in the summer heat. musical instrument... does tooting my own horn count?


TPBM feels that - like a welcome summer rain, humour may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

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True.
The person below plans on staying in tonight.

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To watch Liverpool beat Spurs 0-2 in the Champions League Final in Madrid (just in case you were not aware of such important news).

TPBM has considered/is considering a change of hair colour and style.

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Incorrect.
The person below likes salad.

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True! Likes also to taste new and exotic recipies on salads and foods.

The person below likes horror movies

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Only one or two per season. Prefer a good thriller/drama.

TPBM has the urge to go to the beach/swimming pool tomorrow and have a dip topless.

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False.
The person below has watched Netflix movies.

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True.

The person below gets around on a boosted board because they're hip like even though their hips don't like that! *blows it up*

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False.
The person below has been to New York City.

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On the wish list.

TPBM considers Sunday to be a day of rest and never lifts a finger to do anything except eat.

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False.

The person below is easily triggered by others but is working on a thick skin.

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it's more of a crustaceous type of shell at this point, good for the hard knocks more than anything. people can still have their opinions though, i'm not shellfish.


TPBM is only an occasional drinker, the kind who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

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False. I don't drink although I'm passed the legal drinking age.
The person below has had a Frosty from Wendy's.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 passed? you can drink anytime after 21, not just when you're 21.
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@uunboundd I know.

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@FemaleLotRfan83 A large vanilla Frosty on a hot Summer's day is the best and so cheap $!

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@3UN01A I do like their vanilla and chocolate Frosties.

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Who is Frosty and Wendy? Not a threesome type of guy - sorry. smiley

TPBM hates Sundays and those boring preachers blowing hard about things they know nothing about.

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False.

The person below is a proud homeowner and therefor owns the titles as a Domestic Goddess!

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Totally full of pigs manure and the person above me who thinks like that is obviously full of the equivalent in their part of the valley.


TPBM needs a new means of transport.

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well, my feet do bother me at times. i've read good things about hooves earlier though. oh well...


TPBM believes Read more... is a little ironic when you think about it.

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@..box.. have a frosty smiley



*they're basically a chocolate milkshake

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@uunboundd Cheers!

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False.

The person below me has watched at least a few episodes of the new series 'Good Omens' and now understands why unicorns do not exist. smiley

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?



TPBM thinks the character of Calamity Jane is a scene stealer in Deadwood.

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I've never watched Deadwood so false.
The person below likes sweet tea.

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You betcha! Sweet herbal tea mixed with fruit of the forest is my guilty nightime pleasure (among others)

TPBM hits the snooze on the alarm at least 2 times before dragging themselves out of bed.

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TPBM prefers the Top bunk to avoid "The wind beneath my sails."

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False.
The person below likes tacos.

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I can take them or leave them - probably better in the country of origin than here.

TPBM needs to visit the dentist as it had been put on the long finger for much too long,

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Soooo TRUE! I don't wanna.

TPBM is vibrant, charming and bubbly.

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Sometimes.
The person below likes fortune cookies.

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i use them to make my own fortune. (pour vous, Rachel)



TPBM thinks people who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think... i think.

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Definitely...I think.

TPBM has been naughty, very recently. Spill it!

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i was only trying to read what it says on your shoulder - i swear!
[SPOILER]


TPBM thinks this would be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive.

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@uunboundd I'll give you a hint. [SPOILER]

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@delamitri -sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long?

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@uunboundd You're happy you're in love
You need someone to hate
An ordinary girl an ordinary waist
But ordinary's just not good enough today

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Those words are buried deep within a part of my brain that extensive hypnosis has blocked from my conscious thoughts.

TPBM has conquered the day but is holding a grudge that is keeping them from total fulfillment.

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if by grudge you mean no air conditioning - then yeah, its a problem at the moment.
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TPBM believes that sometimes life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.

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True.
The person below likes nachos.

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Very true, I love nachos!

The person below me is eating an exotic dinner tonight.

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False. I haven't had dinner yet.
The person below has or wants kids.

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Proud Mommy smiley

TPBM owsknay igpay atinlay.

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I'm not fluent in pig latin.
The person below has never watched Star Trek (shows or movies) or isn't a fan.

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I was a fan of the original series and the first few films but lost touch with it during the New generation and whatever came after that. I reconnected with the J. J. Abrams's Star Trek and loved the new actors and stories - like meeting old friends.

TPBM has a smelly feet problem and uses special insoles plus other secrets to combat the odor.

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I can't smell so I don't know if mine smell.
The person below has been to the hospital recently.

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Twenty-two years, 344 days ago.

TPBM has a feeling they've forgotten something important.

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True and I probably have in all honesty, I have a goldfish memory.


TPBM eats green eggs and ham and is named Sam

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No Sam and no green eggs but partial to a bit of ham, jam and lamb.

TPBM ponders on the truely significant questions like What makes a meaningful life? and is ready to give the answer.

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Cats, dogs and poop.

TPBM started watching WWE when Ronda Rousey got into it.

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@delamitri smiley smiley smiley

The complete recipe for a meaningful life, without doubt.

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Never really got into WWE - seemed a bit fake to me but I am sure there was plenty of pain and I won't be volunteering anytime soon for demonstration classes. I have memories of British wrestling in the 70's (Big Daddy, Giant Haystack et al) - rainy Saturday afternoons spent with the heros.

TPBM would consider a job in the pornography business for the right money and a masked character to play.

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No.


The person below me loves Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music.

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9! smiley

TPBM is addicted to an unmentionable. But you can tell me.

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Remember you gotta promise, pinkiewise [SPOILER]


TPBM remembers a verse of poetry from childhood/adolescence and can recite it without aids.

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@..box.. [SPOILER]

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@delamitri [SPOILER] smiley

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@..box.. i read this as, "without ads" smiley

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False.
The person below feels like they need a vacation.

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I am fortunate that most of my days are just as good as vacations.

TPBM was able to talk themselves out of a traffic ticket once.

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That would never happen - I am terrible at improvising with authority figures. I did have to give chase by car to an individual who bumped into the crock o' 5hit I was driving at the time and hadn't noticed as they were driving some monster Hummer thingy. Real Starsky and Astor (the dog) stuff and we managed to catch them just when they were turning into their drive. They were so embarrassed , they paid extra not to report it to their insurance.

TPBM has time on their hands this weekend to do _____________ .

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Swimming and grilling, WOOT!!

TPBM throws snowballs at small children to get themselves through the humdrum of winter.

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