"The Person Below Me..." GAME (4882 views, 707 replies)
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The person below me is loving on their pet. <br> <br> P.S. I'm eating shrimp and grits!😃
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The person below me gets to clean up RB and PV's barf and get me something stronger than orange for my nappy duties.
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It's true, walking like a frog whilst shopping reveals a little TOO much to those in store, but the person below me has naughty dreams about their old maths teacher and his knitted waistcoat :)
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The person below me is on an experimental drug that is supposed to make them able to speak Portuguese, but instead has been causing them to grow hair on the bottom of their feet for some time now. They can also smell purple. <br> They aren't sure when the last time they talked to Jerry Lewis was, but after the last time, it probably won't be happening again for a while. He knows what he did. <br> <br> Also, can you blame me? Knitted waistcoats are just sexy.
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The person below me is charged with shaving my feet and while you're at it, you can shave my hairy back as well.
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My ice cream man is secretly a serial killer, waiting for innocent victims to poison.
The person below me has ants in their pants and they like it.
@delamitri Tonight is the the night! I just re-watched the first of the Second Season and found it much more riveting. As is Castle Rocks latest. Check that one out. Wooo Hooo SK rock my boat. haha
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Yes, I'd rather have ants, better than what's available lately 
Person below me is a perfect human being....(I hope) 
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Ahahahaha, had to jump back in and humbly agree.😜
The person below me loves Justin Bieber.
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That must be why my cats come out from under there shaking their heads at me.
The person down yonder has never climbed a tree drunk at night when it's raining so their mom couldn't find them. Or have they?
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Haha, that's amateur time. I put red lipstick in with the whites.
TPBM hates arguing.
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Dammit, I was sure I had some loose change...
Aaaahhh k, so the person below me paid my tab - 'cuz Paying-it-Forward is BEYOND KEWL!
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Grumble grumble, fine! That was my milk money, but yeah, I'm kewl like that.
TPBM is afraid of bugs and all things bug related.
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The snails said it would be okay.
Banned because the devil made me do it. I had to, I owed him one. 😈
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The person below me has no clue who I am...........
Btw the devil is a woman and she says she did not make you do it and you still owe but nice try
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Ahahaha, now you KNEW I'd have to jump into that spot!
TPBM is banned for a moment of madness that they can't explain to anyone's satisfaction.
@delamitri believe it or not, I just had to G00gle what "tpbm" stood for.
Good lord, if it were a snake it would've bit me. lol
@delamitri Not lazy, efficient!
I'm just terrible with acronyms. Seriously. It's sad. Me, riddles and acronyms...I seriously have to have them explained to me, and mostly people think I'm taking the piss, but I really don't get them, until someone explains and the penny drops. lol
@delamitri Not lazy, efficient!
I'm just terrible with acronyms. Seriously. It's sad. Me, riddles and acronyms...I seriously have to have them explained to me, and mostly people think I'm taking the piss, but I really don't get them, until someone explains and the penny drops. lol
@delamitri Not lazy, efficient!
I'm just terrible with acronyms. Seriously. It's sad. Me, riddles and acronyms...I seriously have to have them explained to me, and mostly people think I'm taking the piss, but I really don't get them, until someone explains and the penny drops. lol
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Yep! 😄
TPBM likes stinky cheese and I have a suspicion it has something to with with why they have been rescuing stink bugs from being trampled.
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I'll eat those eggs to go with my coffee. 😃
TPBM has an introverted body part that I'm very curious about.
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@delamitri You let me down, so I logged off. Oh the sadness overwhelmed me poor poor wee heart! lolololol
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If this was another thread, I'd ban you for peeping under my bed!
TPBM is on a constant quest for lawn ornaments, specifically male dwarves.
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Wrong I sleepwalk though, and I got up this morning and there was a jar of peanut butter on the dinning room table with a huge spoon in it.... True story....
Person below me teases their poor cat with a tin of tuna by letting the cat sniff it only ..... 
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What is this 'cat' you speak about 😁
The person below is trying to get a cat down from the curtain rail while 3 large dogs look on in amusement.
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Amused and sometimes even the ones doing the torturing.
TPBM is wondering if the person above me likes the person below me.
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You say depraved, I say righteous.
TPBM has a favorite song by a band called Hanson. The song is MMMbop and I know it's true because I heard them humming it.
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Hahaha, you had it, but I may not have ended it exactly in those words. Mmmm, processed. 😉
TPBM stares longingly at their refrigerator magnets because they're all miniatures of the food they want but don't feel like cooking.
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No sweat though, I had the cure[SPOILER]
The person below me has a poster of Ed Sheeran on their bedroom ceiling, right above the bed.
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Well now I just feel like swallowing. Mmmmmm phlegm. 😋
TPBM has an ancient chinese secret and I want it!!
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No 😏
TPBM throws away the box from a microwave meal and has to immediately fish it back out of the trash to read the instructions.
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I can't watch them in the dark at all, or alone.
TPBM gives pole dancing lessons to carnival freaks. The bearded lady and 4 armed lizard guy are their favorite students.
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And I'm halfway through it. Can you change your mind halfway?
TPBM eats cereal for other meals than breakfast.
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Yep, dreams only! My new favorite "póg mo thóin" 
The person below me likes shiny things.
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TPBM is the cause of me getting pooped on by a bird today whilst waiting for the bus.... 
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Oh my goodness, I swear it may have been decades since I last had one.
TPBM was once a pinball wizard.
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She knows her classic rock! Mmmm, strawberry!
TPBM agrees to the terms of service after reading only half of the 1st paragraph.
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thanks ^ 
unfortunately TPBM is still posting articles about the box office success of Captain Marvel, while they still haven't seen it themselves.
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Yep! It was an interesting game of pool.
TPBM sleeps with one eye open, gripping their pillow tight.
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only because Crutchbender keeps going on about people looking up his pants 
TPBM still hasn't been able to fix their autocorrect from spelling it sematary...
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I just use my finger. Who has pencils anymore?
TPBM rides a Scooter because walking is so outdated.
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Great start and middle too now.
TPBM instigated a terrible argument which resulted in a weapon's discharge.
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so far, so good
TPBM will first answer the assertion above them, then skip down a couple of lines and write their own TPBM
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i acknowledge your bitpoops.
TPBM has no life so they allow all their apps and social media to notify them by SMS - and they still go to bed at night staring at an empty screen.
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Spanish, Italian, French, German, Chinese (two dialects) AND Japanese!
I gets around...
The person below me knows how to dance 5 different styles...and do it well!
@delamitri Aww...thanks! It`s all in the listening and repeating (wash, rinse, repeat). So the question remains...Can you dance 5 different styles AND do them well...or did I mess this up...question mark key is not currently working...
@purpleplum Can't do them well. Back in my drinking days I sure thought I could though. 😂
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I know 5+ styles, but I wouldn't say I danced them well.
TPBM licks their finger to wet the glue strip instead of licking the glue strip to seal an envelope.
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i thought we already had, spell check buddy
TPBM is not so full of word vomit that they cannot stay on topic, even if Hollywood is full of lefties.
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I think that's a true statement in regards to me. Don't care enough about those subjects to do the research though. However, I do like poo. It's so cute when it smiles. 💩
TPBM is celebrating Good Friday, even though they're not exactly sure why.
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Yep, I'm a fan. 😃
TPBM is stroking their Pussy. If it's not purring, you're doing it wrong. Do it right!
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Wrong. I don't own a cat.
The person below is having a good start to the Easter weekend.
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True! I found some chocolate beans, though. Not sure how they got under the bunny cage, but they sure were delish.
TPBM would not appreciate my microwaved afternoon Lipton tea.
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only if you didn't rinse the cup.
TPBM quietly prides him or her self for living in a time zone ahead of most Americans.
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I do pride myself for living in a time zone ahead of most Americans. It doesn't really work out for me, though.
TPBM plays indoors a lot.
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-with shades drawn and carrying a towel from room to room.
TPBM once chewed a pencil so badly she sued No.2 for false advertising.
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nope. that yellow dust is from uranium ore i've been selling on the black market
TBPM finds no fault in whatever i write.
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Right. I don't misinterpret everything you write and secretly plot your demise.
TPBM chews onions to fight toothaches and bad breath.
@uunboundd No need. You made a statement and I agreed with it. I must be speaking in some ancient forgotten tongue.
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only since i ran out of garlic and my christian grocer became suspicious
TPBM thought those four letters were some kind of bathroom joke.
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Try
Peeing
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Movement [SPOILER] ?
TPBM knows their toilet humour from their Danish pastry.
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If you mean that I know where and when to put my butt on a Danish pastry, then yes.
TPBM will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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As I know that you don't get the catnip delivery and allowance until the last Thursday of the month and then you have to cut it up and distribute, so we're talking like ... 2nd week of May - watcha take me for - some dumb ass Soprano or somedink? Sling yer hook moogie camel!
TPBM has dreams of contributing to the site by telling a really good joke.
Go on, go on, g´wan
Mrs. Doyle - The woman you just can't say no to.
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aww 
i try to be, thanks.
TPBM thought eeny, meeny and miny meant there were originally four stooges.
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Good effort but not even a smirk! Need to up ur game UUDD.
TPBM takes a long time to consider what to wear when online.
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you can't go wrong with velcro.
TPBM wouldn't know funny if a box boxed them on the box.
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Very true, but I make up for it by laughing at myself anyway. It's infectious.
TPBM has driven over the speed limit in a school zone.
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While drunk and managed to stop by crashing into the STOP sign. Shameful things people do. [SPOILER]
TPBM would never attempt swimming 2000 metres for charity.
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no, but i'm still soliciting sponsors so i can shag as many women. for charity. wink.
TPBM is not above calling a couple of hard, pipe hittin n¡ggaz to go to work on homes with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
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true, and - while i like our group, it still feels like there should be some more of us playing.
TPBM thought they were friendly with someone until they were suddenly unfriended or blocked without explanation.
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Are you kidding - my agenda is so full, I would need another to keep track of it all.
TPBM has a secret wish to ride a horse on a beach alone, or with a significant other.
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Not really but I lived near the ocean maybe.
The person below watches their favorite shows on this site.
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well, to be honest not always. definitely on sunday nights though, thats like uploader primetime - with everybody watching and waiting to see when their new show links are posted.
TPBM will laugh at my pathetic existence when i reveal the countless ads on my browser for lonely Asian beauties and Russian singles.
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Well ...
I remember when baby Rock was young.
You know, me and the floozie had so much fun.
We would go holding hands and throwing stones,
and Molotov cocktails against the Jokers at home.
TPBM has a healthy enthusiasm for partying, this being Friday and all that.
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Yep, I'm raging on cranberry juice and boiled peanuts.
TPBM would like to grill out in the backyard this weekend.
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so many that it has nearly become a biological extension of my body. soon i can give her the D anytime she wants, with fancy fonts and emojis (just to keep things different).
TPBM used to keep a jumbo bottle of Windex and paper towels next to their glass screen tv and monitor.
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Paper towels I can understand but Windex? This member's member is not made out of glass, more titanium injected chorizo and the lube does just fine if AHN is interested as he is known to practice in the quiet of his monk's cell.
TPBM keeps a good book beside their bed to aid relaxation and mindfulness.
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@---BOX--- Oh the joy of an automatic coffee maker. I wake up to the smell of a fresh pot already made every morning. So yeah, faster. 👍
Where the action is! 🥳
And the suckers who are led there by their thingys, hehe.
@delamitri They are pecking ridiculous!!!!
Should keep them things under lock and key. Lethal weapon or in some cases a WMD.
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No way ... don't separate the two concepts FemaleLotRfan83! Everyday life should be FUN. It will be fun if you make it, and it's only kinky the first time!
TPBM loves ice cream and putting it on childrens' noses.
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uh, only if i bought the children ice cream and they happen to do that themselves. grown men and women put up with the ice cream on each other's noses game because they know one day it's gonna be cake.🍰this i won't mind.
TPBM doesn't fret over TOS or ask for a moderator every five minutes.
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True, true, true!
TPBM is smugly naked under their clothes and is smiling slyly about it at this very moment!
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Totalitarily true and if anyone disagrees then they can just TOSS off or I'll wave a TOS under their noses that are too big for their faces. Humf!
TPBM listens to birdsongs to relax and feel at one with nature. AAAAHHHH!
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Waving a TOS violation/taunt as if it carries the strength of Captain Americas shield is so obnoxious, which never seems to stop 'em anyway ... heavy sigh 
TPBM is fixin a peanut butter and nanner sammich in memory of Elvis
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Sneer at will, it's Manic Mundee!
TPBM is still movin slowly from yesterdees going ons, so take it easy on 'em.
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Yesterday and the day before and the day before...
TPBM was around when radical was cool.
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Hear ya, I helped a buddy move yesterdee, Yipee :>/
TPBM has had "Wish You were Here" on loop, playin on their 'puter all day while remembering a lost love.
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Haha, good song, but no. Listening to whatever is playing on Faction Punk.
TPBM hears voices.
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It is highly likely. Poor slimy slugs.
TPBM twerks in the mirror while looking themselves right in the eye.
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But I thought ignorance was bliss 
TPBM has been humming "The 12 Days of Christmas" all day, queing up for the big day that's still months away.
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Thought it was bad luck I opened the thread after Raven wrote but after i scrolled up on previous posts i think i own Raven a favor.... rofl
The person bellow me may be raped by Jay Lo or Madonna OR she/He can help a long horn bull find its love.
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@delamitri all you really have to do is sit back and wait for Madonna + J-Lo to show up n they'll take turns ræping that bull.
@uunboundd I'm going to take your advice. I actually didn't get that. Figured it was some pop culture thing I missed. 🤔
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only atound girlx ii likke.
TPBM likes ecchi even though they have no idea what it means.
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Not in the least!
TPBM is alternating between Nitzerebs "The Lightening Man" and The Doors "Riders on the Storm" while looking a ways into the distance, listening to the rolling thunder.
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sorry, i can't get sh*t that good.
TPBM takes a hard pass when onii-chan says she's only his step.
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Yeah I totally take a hard pass. I think that means I disagree with onii-chan? 😳
TPBM knows that cats rule and dogs drool.
@delamitri step-siblings have trended in porn for awhile now. as if anyone might think it was all for real, for real.😉
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Oh yeah, cats are the coolest! My cat Bob is world class :>)
TPBM thinks long and hard before committing to an internet 1st date, then throws caution to the wind after passing on all personal info available on their date to their best buds before headin out.
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Nuh uh! 3 times on the marraige-go-round is enough for me. I'm happily single, thank you :>)
TPBM is plotting their next overthrow of the neighborhood watch command structure.
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I don't have any neighbors. 😎
TPBM is addicted to something that doesn't fall under the category of drugs, alcohol or tobacco.
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"Mullets" and "shags" are my bread, butter and bacon. I would never get them confused.
TPBM is thinking of having a facelift, and getting another eye implanted in their forehead in order to see future events ... [SPOILER]
Let us pray.
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Hmm, that could be a great "wealth generator", GREAT idea box!
TPBM wants to head out and work on his hot rod but it's rainin cats n dogs so ...
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Well I'm a she and our hot rod is actually in superb shape, out on the highway as I write.
TPBM is itching for something new and exciting to happen, like NOW!
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I bow to you and your hubbies achievement! A running play toy is a marvelous thing!!
Itching to get into my new place out in the sticks soon, does that count?
Oh my, I've totally forgotten what thread I'm in, lol!
TPBM holds their hot rod in almost as high esteem as their mate.
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well, i don't like to brag about my hot rod but what she doesn't know can't hurt her¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TPBM likes a good penis joke but not if it's too long.
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I'm a girl so those jokes don't offend me.
The person below has never been married.
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False. I am still happily married to my first.
The person below me has never had a slice of humble pie.
@3UN01A With a belly like mine it's obvious I've had more than my fill of humble pie, lotsa crow as well! The trick to being good little humans is to try to at least consume it gracefully when it's offered up :>)
I'll politely refuse to take the bait dangled BTPBM and offer that tasty bit to another :>)
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Well if I have to tell the truth, I'm on wife number seven, the other six disappeared mysteriously during the nineties and the noughties. Present wifey doesn't seem to be going anywhere soon so we'll have to play the patient game.
I suspect (because I am blocked by her) that the The Person Above Me has taken the opportunity to espouse the wonders of married life and the true love the she encountered and never let go.
TPBM is a raving loonie who spends all their time on 2M and never gets tired of the games or a good debate on the theme of religious diversity in the fourth dimension.
@uunboundd But you are TPBM so I take it corresponds to you or Mrkim below? Is that not the ways the game goes? Am I in the bloody question game again????
@chaseyerself Well the answer is "The Wrong Game" like the Wallace and Grommit thingy "The Wrong Trousers" or in Scotland I believe it was ""Donald where's your troosers!" but no one lost their pants, thanks be to God!
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Cool? So much cooler, better looking, smoother, wittier, less bashful, less goofy, less dopey, a lot less grumpy, maybe a bit more sneezy and just like him I'm not a doc. [SPOILER]
TPBM thinks too much about the responses and sometimes feels paralysed in fromt of a blank comment box.
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@chaseyerself A not so little bird told me " it was all about that bass" ...
Booty, Booty
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If we're gonna get off track here, let's go for a ride!
TPBM likes to get out the whipped cream, cherries and chocolate syrup and get busy!
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True. Only the real dark chocolate stuff. 
The person below me prefers sorbet over ice cream.
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False, gimme some home made strawberries and cream or blueberry ice cream any day, Mmmm!
TPBM values the sound of steady slow rain highly
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Very true - love the sound of rain and the smell of napalam in the morning.
TPBM has just the right amount of self deprecating humor to be funny without looking pitiful.
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Proud housewife, but I spend more time outside playing with bugs and raccoons than I do in forum. I check in often to keep an eye on you though.
TPBM has a smokin bikini bod and struts their stuff on the boardwalk.
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Splash, slash, help, help!! The bath tub's too full!!
TPBM has big plans for the weekend and we're all invited, woohoooo!
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False but if I did you'd be invited.
The person below has no major plans this weekend.
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Not true I am afraid. Sporting events, Avenger film in cinema (3 hours?? - what I do for my son) and family birthday lunch along with the usual domestic committments! Phew!!
TPBM is considering a change of venue for the next event in their life.
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@FemaleLotRfan83 Well, go on ... what's the event. Marriage, holiday, job, cooking classes, salsa dancing?
You can't leave it with True FLRfan83!
@FemaleLotRfan83 Well if you think of anything, be sure to let us know (me and my imaginary friend BiiBoo)
@FemaleLotRfan83 I am curious now, do you like pizza? if so, what's your favourite toppings?
@FemaleLotRfan83 That's exactly how I like mine but drizzled with siracha sauce. I'd definitely share and chill with you!
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True - I LOVE Pizza but only when it's done properly. The other night, my husband and I walked in and ordered 2 extra large pepperoni pizzas for game night and they were not done as clearly requested. I ordered one with BBQ sauce lightly drizzled on half with extra pizza sauce. The other was just "extra sauce" which the chef confirmed verbally. When we got home and opened them up... oh man.. the first one with BBQ sauce had NO pizza sauce at all and the BBQ sauce was under the cheese - dry as fluck! The other one had NO sauce. It's happened way too many times before from this location so we called them up and explained with receipt/order in hand and ended up with more FREE extra large pizzas done correct. We gave away the other 2 to a few local homeless men so what seemed to be a setback (late for game and all waste of time + money) ended up being a blessing in disguise - good deeds. So yeah, I love pizza..who doesn't? Anyways , I guess this was a long enough response 
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i never plan anything that far ahead, although there might be a plan now, since you mentioned it 
just nothing concrete yet.
TPBM never heard of Philip Marlowe or the excellent HBO series starring Powers Boothe.
@uunboundd I don't know where you are but Summer is just around the corner this way. Any ideas as to where you would like to go? My favourite is the family cottage - simple life! But if abroad then Spain or New Zealand.
@uunboundd Oh.. those were not suggestions. I was sharing what I like. But yes, camping and such is awesome.
How did I know this would be your response. Gosh being psychic is no fun... 😏
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True. In our own way I suppose.
The person below me is binge-watching a series on Netflix today. 
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Nope. Quite the opposite actually because the Raptors game starts in 15 minutes and if we don't win this one tonight then we are out of playoffs but if we do win then the 76ers are out = excited + BOOYAKA! 
The person below me has done their laundry today.
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So bored Nasos. So bored seeing silly "Comment is hidden, because you were blocked by this user." in the games forum that was debated about and was shown to be a very unwelcomed use of the blocking feature, and yet it continues to appear for no explicable reason.
TPBM is an art lover and has visited many exhibitions in the past but due to time limitations cannot devote more to this wonderful interest.
@---BOX--- And then she is either responding to herself (which has become a common afliction on the forum) or she is responding to me which isn't possible as she would never have a peek behind her blocker's curtain ... or would she? I wonder.
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Sorry, it's Le Box here so no gender can contain me.
TPBM needs to find an outdoor activity to clear the mind and fill the lungs.
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I have found my outdoor passions to do those things, yep!
TPBM averages around 4 hours of sleep every night. How do you do it?!?
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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?"
The secret is worrying that if I don't get it done there and then, I will forget about it forever and it will be lost.
Also picking sunflowers is a great way to pass the time, while I wait for a proper answer from the bird girl who does yoga.
TPBM radiates confidence and bonhomie to all and sundry.
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Correct! Even when it's chock full of false bravado and BS :>)
TPBM is contemplating a sex change but too timid to say so here.
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TPBM will be cooking chicken or fish for dinner/supper/lunch and some broccoli and carrots on the side.
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Yes, chicken in Tikka Masala! No broccoli or carrots in it, though.
TPBM has something pierced.
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Yep.my mind is pierced completely by the idea of box gettin a sex change
TPBM would LOVE a slice of peach cheese cake about now
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I've been working
The person below will see my message and write something interesting
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I will certainly try. 😉
TPBM had childhood dreams of being a ninja and some of those dreams featured Farrah Fawcett.
@delamitri 
i walked on a Burning Bed of coals after Somebody Killed Her Husband on Saturn 13 for not joining Logan's Run.
@uunboundd Haaaa, it took me a minute. Very clever, you.
I just read the wiki plot for Saturn and wow, what a story. That should be remade. I love sci fi.
@delamitri it would make a good episode of something. i think part of why the movie didn't do very well is because the story got dragged out too long.
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Oh yeah and on the menu tonight is roast Sponge Bob. That damned DVD has finally seen its last spin job!
TPBM is still waitin for 5:00 ...tick tock, tick tock
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canoe, kayak, rowboat, sailboat, powerboat, yacht, and ferry: which is technically a merchant vessel, though some people like to say it's a type of ship.
TPBM is a Lord of the Rings fan.
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You were obviously expecting the fan83.
Never read the book(s) and managed to get through film one and two but couldn't get through number 3 and may never will. My brain is not built for such a large cast and so much action on a large scale. I noddded off during the last Avenger movie - in the cinema!!. What a disaster- too many hours on here is my excuse.
TPBM loves coffee, hates tea and is a lover of a well made bread roll.
@---BOX--- same here, it felt like too much was going on to keep track of. i might try them again someday, just to check myself and see if i was right the first time.
@uunboundd I did try again but gave up on the third and didn't even bother with The Hobbit even though I love the actor (Martin Freeman) especially in Sherlock and Fargo. It must be that epic movie type that doesn't go with me.
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Sort of false. I don't drink coffee but I like sweet tea (it's tea just not hot), and I do like well made bread rolls.
The person below has owned a dog.
@FemaleLotRfan83 i love sweet tea and fresh bread 
no dogs of my own, so i'm leaving that in case someone else does.
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Yes i have and I am working on an adoption form as we speak.
TPBM has green eyes that change colour after a night on the town.
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100% correct and multiplied. I'd throw in a barf, but I'm feeling sweet today.
TPBM is paranoid about something with good reason.
@delamitri , heh I can usually give hot chicks a bit of a pass musically, but not her :>P
Paranoid? Nah, there's too little time as it is to concentrate on such, good reason or otherwise.
Now if there ever was a RUM shortage ...
TPBM prefers their eggs scrambled instead of fried.
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No sir. I love my runny yeller eggs on cheese toast, next to a half pound of bacon. Bacon will be the death of me, breakfast/lunch/dinner/snack, any occasion is an excuse for bacon.
TPBM is jonesing for Rick and Morty to come back.
God
False. I have never seen an episode of the show.
The person below needs to get their laundry done.
senior guru
oh, don't get me started with all i need done
where's a goodwife (or robotic facsimile) when i need one?
TPBM unhinged their jaw and laughed for weeks at Pickle Rick, as if they had always just seen the episode for the very first time.
God
Even the 10th time, yes.
Pickle Rick!!!!
TPBM would love a big, juicy, delicious burger with lots of bacon on it today.
guru
Abso-friggin-lutely!!!!! My youngest daughter's comin by about lunch time so we might just hafta schlep on down the street and grab one too 
The only thing better than bacon is bacon wrapped bacon
TPBM would like to come with Shauna and I but would prefer a chicken sammich with bacon instead, yakno, in the interest of eating healthier and such 
God
I'm down with chicken wrapped in bacon, but eating healthy I only do if the healthy food is tasty. Bacon wrapped in bacon is my jam! Woot!
TPBM is merely disguised as a human. YOU DON'T FOOL ME!!
guru
Grrrr! "I knew my secret would get out one day. You humans have no idea how difficult it is being from the 5th dimension and being stuck here waiting for someone to finally develop the overthruster so I can get back home" - John Smallberries
TPBM is daydreaming about a casual day lolling about at the beach ... while stuck in their cube at the moment
senior master
That's an everyday thing as we live footsteps from the beach #BeachLifeErday
However, I am looking for to time at our family cottage soon. #StillNotdaydreamingDoe
The person below me is trying to make plans for Memorial Day long weekend but can't decide what to do and will probably end up staying home to play in the forums on two-movies.
senior master
Not really a beachy feet person at all. Fair Irish skin needing factor 100 to block the Spanish sun every half an hour put paid to any baywatch fantasies I might have had with a Pamela Anderson lookalike. AHHHH well. Stuck in the box and not suffering at all.
TPBM has a nice bicycle/motorbike and is itching to get his/her motor running.
guru
No but I did roll one of my project cars into the shop to get started on yesterdee, woohooo
TPBM thinks its devilishly fun to wear mismatched socks
God
Sort of false. Only when one sock goes missing in the dryer.
The person below has tasted venison.
senior guru
Bambi, nooo! 
i never had the opportunity and am personally not too keen to try since having so many friendly encounters with deer when i've been out hiking or camping.
TPBM used to pretend they knew who Bill Hicks was because everyone else said they did.
God
I resisted the urge to look him up and pretend I knew who he was.
The person below me wants to help me take over the world, but will resist when I ask them to fill out a questionnaire first.
God
God
@delamitri How did you know that I have used up all my credit for the month and we are only on day 17!! What is a boy to do?
God
guru
False, pron and a solid right hand is key to a life of celibacy 
TPBM is a lefty so the above only 1/2 applies
senior master
No southpaws around here I'm afraid but we need to start a campaign for porn to be included on the public health service, with house calls included if the pretty/handsome service provider deems it necessary.
TPBM is an avid trainspotter and birdwatcher along with a bit of stamp collecting.
God
You know how when you're cleaning around the base of the toilet, sometimes your hair dips in the water by accident? Yeah, sometimes I bite my split ends off. 😁
TPBM thinks they could hit Chuck Norris and survive.
God
senior master
Falsie false ... I never fart ... only bum bombing under the blankets. Mrs. Box hates it!!
TPBM would like to know how to fly a light air craft.
guru
Nope though I LOVE flyin low to the ground in a car. If I manage to die at anything over 150mph, you can bet it'll be with a smile on my face
TBPM is really glad it's Frydee since the weekend means it's time to do laundry, YaY 
senior master
Really close! I live alone and I clean everything alone.
The person below plans to have a romantic weekend with a person she/he just met
senior guru
Almost correct. I do plan on spending a romantic weekend with someone I love... ME! Home alone all weekend! Everybody else is working away or on vacation.
TPBM is going to scroll up a bit to re-read the Pickle Rick post, then start watching Rick and Morty clips on YouTube - before finally ending up in a neverending loop of cat vs cucumber videos.
God
Aaah, my day is complete, repeatedly.
TPBM had an epiphany today and put it aside for later, then sadly, forgot what it was.
God
Sort of true but those are just spam which end up in my spam folder and I just delete those.
The person below has plans tonight.
God
Baseball, nachos and fireworks!
TPBM has hairy legs all winter but handles their business come spring and is now silky smooth.
senior guru
...i've been said to have a smooth banter, if that works for you.
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TPBM has wanted their money back because people at cinema are so loud on a friday night.
God
False. I watch movies here.
The person below hasn't been to the cinema in years.
God
guru
True, last movie I saw at a theater was 12 Monkeys. With narcolepsy if you put me in a room, make me be quiet and turn the lights out I'm soon to follow, which makes seeing a movie at the theater an expensive nap!
TPBM saw the movie Magic and is disappointed they can't get it here :>(
God
guru
Incorrect, started w/ Fritz the Cat in the early 70s and still enjoy 'em.
TPBM used to wait patiently to see The Wizard of Oz every spring on Tv.
God
Only ever watched it because someone else had the remote, so no. They had it every year? Do they still?
TPBM has a foot fetish and is thinking about tomatoes
God
senior master
And caterpillars and snails and cockroaches and frog spawn all stewed and served up with an ice cold glass of Chardonnay. Perfect.
TPBM confuses youghurt with Bifidus and Keifir and the is totally unforgiveable.
God
senior guru
that depends on whose pie it is.
TPBM thinks dropkicking someone in the back is poor fist bump ettiquet.
God
I'm going to need lessons before I can fully grasp this dropkicking someone in the back before I can properly share my thought on this.
The person below me loves the cheese in discarded pizza boxes. Admit it!!!
guru
Oh the shame! Yes, yes, YESSSS, I admit it The best bits though are the tiny slabs of pepperoni, ham and fromunda cheese
TPBM read the Box mans latest masterpiece of collaborative efforts and was only saddened by what they knew was (forcefully) omitted.
God
Yes, but reading between a few of the lines did help to ease my pain. I freakin love 2moobs.
TPBM sleeps in the buff.
guru
Is there another way? Call me Captain Commando!!
TPBM is thoroughly enjoying a lilting pre-summer day ... before hell season sets in.
God
senior master
Only if there is a bed at the bottom of it and it is from a reasonable height (2m/6 ft or less)
TPBM probably has heard of the word "extrapolate" but rarely puts it into practice.
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guru
Guilty as charged :>) Since I haven't actually watched Tv in like 20yrs now friends will sometimes recommend shows & I'll check one out, then if I like it I'll DL the series and watch 'em
TPBM read The Lord of the Rings trilogy before watching the movies
God
False. I've only seen the trilogy movies. I have read The Hobbit.
The Person below likes watermelon.
@FemaleLotRfan83 My Mom suggested The Hobbit to me one summer when I was 13 or 14 and afterwards I just had to read the full trilogy. I remember thinking then and for years later "They'll never make a movie of the trilogy, The Hobbit, maybe, but never the full series." Ah, the blissful ignorance of youth lol
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anything associated with bill cosby is going to be sketchy; no way around it.
TPBM has to smile a little whenever Ravenousbird used all caps on GAME, for emphasis.
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guru
Pfftttt! This time of year all that's required to get good and sweaty is to spend a few hours out in the shop. Of course mechanical work does have a zennish like calming effect on me ... at times
TPBM is all about the benjamins though they despise admitting to it.
God
I love The Benjamins and admit it freely.
TPBM sniffs their armpits to see if they need a shower.
senior guru
i only do pit checks to see if she's still breathing.
TPBM takes a shower before they take a bath, to avoid making a ring.
senior master
I am afraid the good old bath tub is a thing of the past in ours, and many apartments in Spain. We are very water conscious and space is also too valuable a commodity to give it to a bath. So the days of soaking in the tub surrounded by candles until your fingers and toes become rasins are long gone. [SPOILER]
TPBM phones home more often than ET but not as much as their family (mom) would like.
God
Every day seems often enough for me, but my parents still want more.
TPBM has thrown up somewhere embarrassing. You can tell me.
God
senior master
Well, that would be a true statement Rachael and that is what I have been thinking about all day so you have a detective's nose for the know. Well done you.
TPBM is handy round the house with not only a vacuum cleaner and a bucket of suds, but also a hammer and some nails [SPOILER]
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The Person Below Me isn't wearing pants.
(Jello, Tickling and No Pants... must be a very weird day at my house?)
God
True. I so like the site.
The person below has never seen the show Game of Thrones.
master
God
I've never heard of that story.
The person below watches more movies than shows here.
master
Tyrion reminisced on that enticing brothel story in last episode.
No. But TPBM might watch more movies than shows here?
senior guru
i have been reminding myself to try watching more movies, especially if i'm binging a long series. binging is super convenient, but not a lot of fun if it feels like an obligation to complete something before watching a new movie.
TPBM wishes they could wake up in a universe where there were no sequels to The Matrix and the Wachowski brothers are still making great films.
God
senior master
Rachael, if only it were that simple. According to Cambridge Dictionary, lemonade has different meanings in the US and the UK. In the US lemonade is a drink made with the juice of lemons, water, and sugar. In the UK lemonade is a cold, sweet fizzy drink (= one with bubbles) with a lemon flavor. Lemonade in the UK: If you look for lemonade in Tescos – the UK’s biggest supermarket chain, you’ll find 37 items. Out of those only three are non-carbonated: Snapple Pink Lemonade, Frugo Blue Lemonade, and Tesco Finest Winter Cranberry Lemonade.
And to top that, Red Lemonade is a red-coloured lemonade-flavoured fizzy soft drink sold in Ireland. We also sell White Lemonade. My personal favourite growing up was American Cream Soda which we called white lemonade. Confused?
TPBM thought that the person who usually writes drivel like the above went, on holiday.
God
senior guru
made it through hump day pretty smoothly, knock on wood.
TPBM does occasionally find a missing sock or two from the laundry.
senior master
This person has started up a "Singles Club" for the socks and is hoping for fantastic crossbred offspring love-socks (especially the Winnie the Pooh one with the Miss Piggy - a Winnie the Piglet perhaps?)
TPBM loves reading and would be very interested in joining a Book Club.
God
senior master
God
False although I am over 21 and can legally drink.
The person below hates Mondays.
God
expert
No they don't. Oh yes we do! Is it time for Judge Wopner?
TPBM has toes that smell like aged cheddar.
God
I have no sense of smell so I don't know what my toes smell like.
The person below like Fridays.
God
Yes and every other day.
TPBM watches infomercials late at night and buys stuff, then forgets about it until the stuff shows up at the front door. It's never the same as seen on TV.
senior master
Now that I have 2M, those info commercials have lost their appeal but at one stage I was a complete junky - especially the frying pans and kitchen knives. Oh, and the fantasies I use to have about doing bad things with those knives - luckily the haven't invented the thought police yet.
TPBM has an amazing concentration span and can do the same thing all day without any distractions.
senior master
Incorrect.
The person below moi will be enjoying tomorrow's holiday + day off and for all of the wrong reasons while BBQ'n in the backyard , forgetting to remember all those who have served. Thanks Grandpa!
senior master
Not a hope in hell. No holiday on this side of the pond. The Brits do a similar commemoration in November but I don't think it is a holiday.
TPBM would never consider eating with their mouth open in public unless it was a competition and the prize was an extra 100 points to their tally in 2M.
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True but I haven't climbed one in years.
The person below loves ice cream cake.
senior guru
true but i haven't had any in years.
TPBM doesn't like it when some people say, "happy memorial day".
senior master
It sounds a bit "oxymoronish/oxymoron-wise" if truth be told.
TPBM has at least one tattoo, one piercing OR one scar that has a memorable anecdote.
God
My piercings are boring, but some scars and all of the tats do indeed come with memorable anecdotes. Whew!
TPBM likes to dance and doesn't need alcohol to do so in public.
God
senior master
I think it's true.
The person below is a Night Owl but is not an insomniac and so prefers the Moon over the Sun however is not lacking in vitamin D.
God
senior master
True. The rare times I do, it's a bad migraine.
The person below Moi has never watched an episode of Game of Thrones but already knows how it ends due to the spoilers they've been 'exposed' to everywhere and therefor have given up all hopes to begin the watch yet still catches the puns even if not that clever. Oh, GoT' em! #FalseIncorrectWrong
senior master
Comment ABOVE is hidden, because I was blocked by this user.
I get episodes that last from 3 weeks to 3 months (about 2 a day) but it only occurs every 4/5 years.
TPBM starts reading a newspaper on the sports page.
God
Busted! In fact, that's the only section I read. The rest goes in the grill starter bin.
TPBM spends a lot of time in the shade, because they are more wise than I am.
senior master
In the shade, with sun blocker factor 100, balaclava plus wet suit and parasol. No risks - total protection from sun and mozzies.
TPBM interests include bar hopping and fine beer imbibing.
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senior master
senior guru
too dangerous. i use anonymous memes and spread my confessions where people can do little more than gape and point their thumbs at me...
TPBM thinks that anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
God
senior master
Nor do I believe in PARApsychology, but not to be totally negative, here are few that things I do believe exist - paramedic, paramilitary, paraplegia and a new word I learned today "paraphilia" [SPOILER]..
TPBM Looked at the spoiler to find out what that word meant and is now worried by the term "improper"
senior guru
i once knew a girl who said she could read my thoughts. i tried misspelling them but she had dyslexia adn cud stil red tem pefcly.
TPBM thinks that if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you.
God
When I was a young kid, I really wanted to. Now that I'm an older kid, despite a handful of successes, I don't have the desire anymore. Missed my window, dammit.
TPBM, yeah you. I see you down there. You are going to continue this thread. Yes, yes you are.
senior master
Remember ... I'm the only one here.
TPBM is a huge fan of Bobby deNiro in everything before (and including) Casino.
@delamitri Weren't we all girl. Weren't we all!
All I can say is that I was younger than Jodie Foster (and still am, I'll have you know.)
God
senior master
True, this month has flown by and summer is round the corner!!
TPBM has already got the perfectly co-ordinated swimwear and accessories for pool and /or beach season.
senior master
True. This month flew by but I am glad as I am SOoO looking forward to Summer and that #BeachLife!!
The Person below me is not watching the Raptors vs Warriors NBA game right now or depending on when they read this it could be past tense "did not watch" but may also yet again skip my post. GO RAPTORS GO!! #WeTheNorth
God
senior master
False.
The person below is looking forward to the weekend after a long, busy and productive week at work.
senior master
Maybe if you didn't block me E, I wouldn't have to skip it.
Friday night plans include looking after my youngest who has gastroenteritis and catching up with the better half and maybe watching a good movie.
TPBM has never had a speeding ticket, but has been known to park illegally.
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senior guru
i have never actually stated myself as any, although i have my suspicions about a few others around here... i think most people who do so are either looking or letting others know they already have a committed relationship.
rent for June i already fed their damn roaches, what more could they want?
TPBM thinks everything is funny, so long as it happens to someone else.
senior master
I think it is a sign of mental stability if you can make fun of yourself and the stupid things that you do. I try to find the humour in most (but not all) things and especially in the way some people take themselves so seriously, they may even consider themselves to have a sense of power by blocking others for no particular reason. That is really funny and it is happening inside someone else's head.
TPBM has always considered themselves openminded and fairminded and a secret opera lover!
God
I've never listened to opera.
The person below has watched video game playthroughs on YouTube.
God
Nope, nothing but rock. Music and docs.
TPBM has a crush on Flo from Progressive Insurance.
senior master
The only Flo I know would be that divine diva and muse from the group Florence and the Machine. Swoon.
Just a quick peek, cos I don't want her to get even more desirable, if the rabble heard that I was awe of the comsummate artist.
TPBM wouldn't be seen dead at a Broadway show.
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God
senior master
God
False. I have never played Texas Holdem and it's been years since I played solitaire and that was on the PC.
The person below is a whiz at chess.
senior guru
no, but when my opponents have to go whiz they might find a few pieces out of place when they get back.
TPBM thinks "MAGA Country" sounds like an old cigarette ad.
God
Racked my brain and came up with nothing on that. I have never seen a cigarette ad.
TPBM wonders what goes on in a cow’s brain.
@delamitri okay, first this:
[SPOILER]
then this:
and now you can put your brain at ease.
@uunboundd Hahahaha, I had to think about that for a minute. You mean rather than 4 teats?
God
That's false.
The person below likes going outside at night and looking at the sky.
senior master
Indeed that is true especially along the boardwalk on a full moon with my hubby.
The person below rides a higher end MTB and knows how to tune it up!
senior guru
if we had blackout predictions like the weather, you know where i'll be
(from the 2003 northeast united states blackout)
*real talk Eunoia: the only reason people started calling them MTB is because they lost patience with syllables while trying to catch. their. breath.
TPBM thinks two-movies is wonderful and anyone who doesn't like it is either crazy or sober.
@uunboundd I'm crazy and sober and I love it here...
But I have absolutely no clue what MTB stands for.
senior master
This would make a great official slogan for the site. Maybe a tweak at the end for those who keep their sense of humour locked in the box in the basement.
TPBM would love to work-out more and learn to play a musical instrument some time in the near future.
senior guru
i enjoy hiking though not as much in the summer heat. musical instrument... does tooting my own horn count?
TPBM feels that - like a welcome summer rain, humour may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
God
senior master
To watch Liverpool beat Spurs 0-2 in the Champions League Final in Madrid (just in case you were not aware of such important news).
TPBM has considered/is considering a change of hair colour and style.
God
senior master
True! Likes also to taste new and exotic recipies on salads and foods.
The person below likes horror movies
senior master
Only one or two per season. Prefer a good thriller/drama.
TPBM has the urge to go to the beach/swimming pool tomorrow and have a dip topless.
God
senior master
True.
The person below gets around on a boosted board because they're hip like even though their hips don't like that! *blows it up*
God
senior master
On the wish list.
TPBM considers Sunday to be a day of rest and never lifts a finger to do anything except eat.
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it's more of a crustaceous type of shell at this point, good for the hard knocks more than anything. people can still have their opinions though, i'm not shellfish.
TPBM is only an occasional drinker, the kind who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
God
False. I don't drink although I'm passed the legal drinking age.
The person below has had a Frosty from Wendy's.
@FemaleLotRfan83 A large vanilla Frosty on a hot Summer's day is the best and so cheap $!
senior master
Who is Frosty and Wendy? Not a threesome type of guy - sorry.
TPBM hates Sundays and those boring preachers blowing hard about things they know nothing about.
senior master
False.
The person below is a proud homeowner and therefor owns the titles as a Domestic Goddess!
senior master
Totally full of pigs manure and the person above me who thinks like that is obviously full of the equivalent in their part of the valley.
TPBM needs a new means of transport.
senior guru
well, my feet do bother me at times. i've read good things about hooves earlier though. oh well...
TPBM believes Read more... is a little ironic when you think about it.
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senior master
False.
The person below me has watched at least a few episodes of the new series 'Good Omens' and now understands why unicorns do not exist.
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senior master
You betcha! Sweet herbal tea mixed with fruit of the forest is my guilty nightime pleasure (among others)
TPBM hits the snooze on the alarm at least 2 times before dragging themselves out of bed.
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senior master
I can take them or leave them - probably better in the country of origin than here.
TPBM needs to visit the dentist as it had been put on the long finger for much too long,
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senior guru
i use them to make my own fortune. (pour vous, Rachel)
TPBM thinks people who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think... i think.
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senior guru
i was only trying to read what it says on your shoulder - i swear!
[SPOILER]
TPBM thinks this would be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive.
@delamitri -sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long?
@uunboundd You're happy you're in love
You need someone to hate
An ordinary girl an ordinary waist
But ordinary's just not good enough today
God
Those words are buried deep within a part of my brain that extensive hypnosis has blocked from my conscious thoughts.
TPBM has conquered the day but is holding a grudge that is keeping them from total fulfillment.
senior guru
if by grudge you mean no air conditioning - then yeah, its a problem at the moment.
[SPOILER]
TPBM believes that sometimes life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
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I'm not fluent in pig latin.
The person below has never watched Star Trek (shows or movies) or isn't a fan.
senior master
I was a fan of the original series and the first few films but lost touch with it during the New generation and whatever came after that. I reconnected with the J. J. Abrams's Star Trek and loved the new actors and stories - like meeting old friends.
TPBM has a smelly feet problem and uses special insoles plus other secrets to combat the odor.
God
I can't smell so I don't know if mine smell.
The person below has been to the hospital recently.
God
Twenty-two years, 344 days ago.
TPBM has a feeling they've forgotten something important.
newbie
True and I probably have in all honesty, I have a goldfish memory.
TPBM eats green eggs and ham and is named Sam
senior master
No Sam and no green eggs but partial to a bit of ham, jam and lamb.
TPBM ponders on the truely significant questions like What makes a meaningful life? and is ready to give the answer.
senior master
Never really got into WWE - seemed a bit fake to me but I am sure there was plenty of pain and I won't be volunteering anytime soon for demonstration classes. I have memories of British wrestling in the 70's (Big Daddy, Giant Haystack et al) - rainy Saturday afternoons spent with the heros.
TPBM would consider a job in the pornography business for the right money and a masked character to play.
God
senior master
Remember you gotta promise, pinkiewise [SPOILER]
TPBM remembers a verse of poetry from childhood/adolescence and can recite it without aids.
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God
I am fortunate that most of my days are just as good as vacations.
TPBM was able to talk themselves out of a traffic ticket once.
senior master
That would never happen - I am terrible at improvising with authority figures. I did have to give chase by car to an individual who bumped into the crock o' 5hit I was driving at the time and hadn't noticed as they were driving some monster Hummer thingy. Real Starsky and Astor (the dog) stuff and we managed to catch them just when they were turning into their drive. They were so embarrassed , they paid extra not to report it to their insurance.
TPBM has time on their hands this weekend to do _____________ .
God
Swimming and grilling, WOOT!!
TPBM throws snowballs at small children to get themselves through the humdrum of winter.
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The Person Below Me
Try to guess what the person (potentially below you AFTER they post) is doing as he posts.
Possible examples: guess who will post next, ask a question for the next person to answer, guess what the person likes or hates, ask whether the next person would rather do "this" or "that," make up an embarrassing habit that the next person either confesses to doing or denies, etc.
Have fun and let's all be nice!
The person below me as toenails so long that their shoes no longer fit so they are looking for toenail clippers.