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The 5 Word Story Game ~ PART SIX (3481 views, 528 replies)

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The objective is to add 5 words to the existing story.

You can change the story as much as you like in those 5 words.


(Carried forward from the last entry on PART FIVE...) dosmovies.com/forum/thread/The-5-Word-St....



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sour grape condom and cream

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cheese vaginal cream after smelling

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@delamitri Oh my god, that's so nasty.... smiley

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"Philadelphia here I cum" from

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@..box.. You are evil and you must be destroyed. smiley I knew I hated Phili cream cheese with good reason.

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@ You opened the door RB, D put on the light and I just gave it a kick smiley

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@ Num nums! 😋

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memories of Ballybeg. Sue needed

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some stimulation after the inactivity

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of purgatory, so asked Sam

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for some cunnilingus foreplay before

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Listerine and a hot shower

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and lying back to think

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about the next poker game

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but Sam had dastardly ideas

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of robbing a liquor store

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wearing a mask made from

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the skin of his last

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apple, a red delicious one

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It was as red as

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fresh menstrual blood. Apple "sin"

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inspired by Eve's transgressions. Carrying

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the copyrighted cider product, Sam

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chose a liquor store in

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a neighboring to perpetrate his

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@RiverTam Note to self...don't play immediately after a nap. That was supposed to say "a neighboring town to perpetrate"

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@RiverTam I figured neighboring town or neighborhood. All good!

You should see all the mistakes Box makes. 😳

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@delamitri AAHHem!

Mistakes may be an unfair description. I like to think that I am challenging my fellow writers by thinking out of the box, off the page and even into another dimension in order to raise the benchmark of 5 word stories everywhere.

Amen!

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@..box.. Oops, I didn't see you there!


smiley Bad moggie!

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@delamitri Evil Moggie ... evictions orders in the post.

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@..box.. Oh noooo, Monsieur Box. What if I accept full responsibility and up his cat crack dose?

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@delamitri Poo violation (and not the first) on innocent white moggie.

That's an out the flap offense and maybe a reporting to the Cruelty BY animals TO animals (CBATA) section of the FBIA.

This moggie is going down, Pinkie and there is nothing you can do except waste your money on two-bit lawyers and bus tickets to the pen for visiting rights.

A whole lotta hell and pain to come for Mr. Moggs - you know what they do with an animal like him in the joint? The stuff of nightmares for both of ye.

Heh!Heh!Heh! smiley

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@..box.. Pffffft!

The moggie is an evil entity and cats know it!

They poo in their general direction.


(See Monty Python & The Holy Grail for expansion on the subject...)

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@delamitri I 100% approve of this post!

Poo

Poo

Poo

💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

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@ smiley 💩 smiley

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@delamitri haha Boxie. Outvoted again!!!

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@ Hahaha, poor Box can't win with this tag team.

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@delamitri Boxed In - Time Out!

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@delamitri That is pretty cool and no pink dot - Is this an original D?

(connecting printer, ordering frame on amazon and it will be going straight onto the wall if you give the affirmative)

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@..box.. Check your wall. It's the cutest thing and you can do whatever you like with it. smiley

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crime. When Sue realized how

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a cunning linguist could soothe

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her thirst for bloody drinks

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, she bragged in Spanish about

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Sam's forked lengua, unbridled ecstasy

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tool, she said. Turbina decided

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to check out Sam's tool

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for herself, but Sue didn't

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approve the way she handled

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his huevos. Sue took Turbina's

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hedge clippers and threatened mutilation

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therapy if Sam ever allowed

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her to sample his manhood.

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The liquor store was about

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to explode, vomiting essential liquids

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that Sam lapped up as

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Dutch courage before diving into

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a hot tub full of

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chips and salsa. Too late,

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thought Sam, as he started

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making "come to bed" eyes

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at the Tostitos. He couldn't

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stop thinking about how he

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imagined Turbina without her tube

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of Preparation H lying empty

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on the floor, just like

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his dreams. Sue wondered where

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the sun goes at night.

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Robbing the liquor store wasn't

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necessary, but it was something

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Sam thought would impress Sue.

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Now, rejected and dejected, Sam

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pulled down his pants while

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the glory hole line shortened

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but then the police arrived

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, immediately arresting Sam for lude

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behaviour. Sam resisted by peeing

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before they pulled up his

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pants and gave him a

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wedgie and cuffed him. Unable

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to stand such brutality, Sue

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farted so loudly that Sam

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in the diversion, escaped, running

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like a banshee across the

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misty moors at midnight, screaming

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"U can't touch this!" Once

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upon a time, Sam recorded

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an itsy bitsy spider, climbing

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through the keyhole, with his

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peeping Tom camera and caught

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some freaky sh*t that caused

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a major disfunction in his

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bowels, that had him racing

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into the forest where bears

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and hillbillies liked to dance

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peacefully, so Sam frantically searching

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for a soft fur mammal

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to salsa dance with and

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use for toilet paper after

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the rumble became a tsunami

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@..box.. smiley smiley smiley
Great minds, though.

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@delamitri But slow fingers D smiley

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blowing brown chunks and globs

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of yesterday's Top Ramen and

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extra hot chili sauce 🔥 with

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jalapeno bits. A curious lapping

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,fapping sound floated through the

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sewer duct and Sam curiously

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drawn to the hypnotic rhythm

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, squeezed his way down the

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pipe and was shocked at

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what he saw, writhing and

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coupling in the muck. Two

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very large and scary clowns

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were cheering over the mating

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the undulations and gyrations throbbing

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ritual of large cockroaches. Quickly

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seeing that Halle and Berry [SPOILER]

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were about to join in

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with the funning around, Sam

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decided he liked them, so

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suggested to Sue to spice

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up her life! Then they

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asked the clowns to perform

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"Light my Fire" to set

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a precedent for wild nights

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smoking doobies and making passionate

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speeches on the importance of

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being earnest during polyamory relationships

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in case things got serious.

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When suddenly, a massive fart

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distended Berry's stomach, alarming Sam

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being in full cunnilingus mode

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he spat out his dentures

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converting her trimmed twat into

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a red snapper, served over

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a bed of succulent moist

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rice, hold the yeast. When

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Sam surfaced for air, he

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was gasping, he was happy!

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Berry left to find Halle

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and a good dentist to

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get on the nitrous immediately

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before reality tried to encroach

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Dr. Teeth was also qualified

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to treat VD, which both

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had been infecting GIs with

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after luring them down the

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rainbow Skittles road to sweeeeet

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♫ Caroline, good times nevva seemed [SPOILER]

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@..box.. Awesome! I was trying to think of something good like that.

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tempting. Then all hell broke

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through the sewer and Quasigoat [SPOILER]

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emerged... dripping with re-birthing juices

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that she immediately licked off

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Lingering over the chunkier bits

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delightfully. Sue and Sam, horrified

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to have unwittingly resurrected Quasi

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gazed in wide wonder at

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the voluptuous goddess standing naked

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horribly deformed and mutilated twisted

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but her top model twin

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jet was at the airport

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under strict instructions not to

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let Quasi board without bringing

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everyone else and their duty-free

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nappies. Unfortunately for Halle, hell

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hath no fury like peanutbutter

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, taking her to replace Quasigoat.

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Air traffic control gave orders

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to lift off once everyone

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brushed their teeth and wiped

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their fingerprints off the stolen

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diamonds, which were smuggled in

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up Sam's bum, along with

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grade A contraband and twenty-three

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that were completely covered in

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lubricant. With everyone gathered outside

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the passengers' toilet, Sam struggled

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to purge the last of

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the mohican coloured late deliveries

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ASAP. Berry followed Quasi to

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the cockpit where untasted delights

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had been promised, but when

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Turbina lubed up, her man

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was able to shove her

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into the flight path of

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a squadron of bumble bees

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with a taste for raw

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chicken and anonymous sex with

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jars of mayonnaise. Quasi couldn't

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get enough mayo, she slobbered

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most in her lap before

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crying and passing gas, when

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Berry lit up a fag and

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sucked the guts outta it

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causing him to cough and

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hack up phlegm, which Quasi

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threw at the monkeys that

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Sam decided to invite Berry

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to a secret compartment at

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the rear where they could

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indulge in their passion of

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playing boop the nose, which

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if played wrong can cause

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a clown to lose their

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equilibrium, causing them to flail

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about, which poor Berry did

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until he realized he could

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grab hold of Sam's truncheon

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, bonk his dome and escape!

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Sam recovered minutes later, embarrassed

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and covered in filth, he

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smacked Sue's ass, reestablishing his

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dominance, yet he yearned to

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wear a choker, being chained

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to a radiator in a

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full moon. It was time

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to stop f**king around and

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get the drinks in, as

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alcohol would liven the party

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if ingested anally, and notrilly.

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Awakening hours later, still drunk

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and nostrils raw from snorting

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ants, like Ozzy Osbourne, went

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cumbersomely through the cabin looking

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for Mr. Crowley, but Berry

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had no flashlight and walked

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into Halle and Quasi, both

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applying for a job at

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Wallmart, both hunched over laptops

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, trying to submit first. Once

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they saw Walmart's wages they

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thought that prostituting might be

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a more dignified career. Suddenly

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her head split open! Wider

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still was the door that

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bashed her entire being to

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smithereens. Eventually she pulled herself

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together because Sam was on

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a tirade about who had

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the loudest farts. Sam insisted

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that he would never put

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them in danger, but his

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tremendous farts alerted the crazed

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Quasigoat, whose overeager sniffing could

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fake another profile and contrive

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a plan to overthrow the

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government of Oz, creating a

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paradise where Sue and Sam

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could set up offshore accounts

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with the money they made

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from the online, interactive cookery

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sale. Unfortunately, having not paid

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but since hell didn't want

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freeze over, pigs started flying.

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them and there was nowhere

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@raven13 Another one ... LOL ... party ON!

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@torrac Twice i've scrolled past this, seeing: WALRUS TWAT
thinking this was a statement about measuring...? smiley

3rd tyme: Twas rly WRONG... smiley (so guilty)

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ME: dumbfounded by 'walrus twat' smiley

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@(⌐■_■) Sometimes I worry about the unfulfilled fantasies of people here..

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@Buttless I've seen a few greasy fingerprints on prominent playlists here that'd make anyone worry about their fullfilled fantasies. smiley

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ha ha goo goo g'joob

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their dark jungle: ''quarantine-livingroom''

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meanwhile over at Hogswash, Dumbledaft

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with a very dirty habit.

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of riding the bicycle without

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All budding Shakespeares, Dickens, Kings, Grishams, get scratching over at www.two-movies.org/forum/thread/...

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@ramonita1 That was me growing up honey

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