The 5 Word Story Game ~ PART SIX (3633 views, 528 replies)

The objective is to add 5 words to the existing story.

You can change the story as much as you like in those 5 words.


(Carried forward from the last entry on PART FIVE...) dosmovies.com/forum/thread/The-5-Word-St....



Ravenousbird (13m)


sour grape condom and cream

cheese vaginal cream after smelling

"Philadelphia here I cum" from

memories of Ballybeg. Sue needed

some stimulation after the inactivity

of purgatory, so asked Sam

for some cunnilingus foreplay before

Listerine and a hot shower

and lying back to think

about the next poker game

but Sam had dastardly ideas

of robbing a liquor store

wearing a mask made from

the skin of his last

apple, a red delicious one

It was as red as

fresh menstrual blood. Apple "sin"

inspired by Eve's transgressions. Carrying

the copyrighted cider product, Sam

chose a liquor store in

a neighboring to perpetrate his

crime. When Sue realized how

a cunning linguist could soothe

her thirst for bloody drinks

, she bragged in Spanish about

Sam's forked lengua, unbridled ecstasy

tool, she said. Turbina decided

to check out Sam's tool

for herself, but Sue didn't

approve the way she handled

his huevos. Sue took Turbina's

hedge clippers and threatened mutilation

therapy if Sam ever allowed

her to sample his manhood.

The liquor store was about

to explode, vomiting essential liquids

that Sam lapped up as

Dutch courage before diving into

a hot tub full of

chips and salsa. Too late,

thought Sam, as he started

making "come to bed" eyes

at the Tostitos. He couldn't

stop thinking about how he

imagined Turbina without her tube

of Preparation H lying empty

on the floor, just like

his dreams. Sue wondered where

the sun goes at night.

Robbing the liquor store wasn't

necessary, but it was something

Sam thought would impress Sue.

Now, rejected and dejected, Sam

pulled down his pants while

the glory hole line shortened

but then the police arrived

, immediately arresting Sam for lude

behaviour. Sam resisted by peeing

before they pulled up his

pants and gave him a

wedgie and cuffed him. Unable

to stand such brutality, Sue

farted so loudly that Sam

in the diversion, escaped, running

like a banshee across the

misty moors at midnight, screaming

"U can't touch this!" Once

upon a time, Sam recorded

an itsy bitsy spider, climbing

through the keyhole, with his

peeping Tom camera and caught

some freaky sh*t that caused

a major disfunction in his

bowels, that had him racing

into the forest where bears

and hillbillies liked to dance

peacefully, so Sam frantically searching

for a soft fur mammal

to salsa dance with and

use for toilet paper after

the rumble became a tsunami

blowing brown chunks and globs

of yesterday's Top Ramen and

extra hot chili sauce 🔥 with

jalapeno bits. A curious lapping

,fapping sound floated through the

sewer duct and Sam curiously

drawn to the hypnotic rhythm

, squeezed his way down the

pipe and was shocked at

what he saw, writhing and

coupling in the muck. Two

very large and scary clowns

were cheering over the mating

the undulations and gyrations throbbing

ritual of large cockroaches. Quickly

seeing that Halle and Berry [SPOILER]the clowns

were about to join in

with the funning around, Sam

decided he liked them, so

suggested to Sue to spice

up her life! Then they

asked the clowns to perform

"Light my Fire" to set

a precedent for wild nights

smoking doobies and making passionate

speeches on the importance of

being earnest during polyamory relationships

in case things got serious.

When suddenly, a massive fart

distended Berry's stomach, alarming Sam

being in full cunnilingus mode

he spat out his dentures

converting her trimmed twat into

a red snapper, served over

a bed of succulent moist

rice, hold the yeast. When

Sam surfaced for air, he

was gasping, he was happy!

Berry left to find Halle

and a good dentist to

get on the nitrous immediately

before reality tried to encroach

Dr. Teeth was also qualified

to treat VD, which both

had been infecting GIs with

after luring them down the

rainbow Skittles road to sweeeeet

♫ Caroline, good times nevva seemed [SPOILER]so good ♫

tempting. Then all hell broke

through the sewer and Quasigoat [SPOILER]Eeeeek, NOOOO!!!

emerged... dripping with re-birthing juices

that she immediately licked off

Lingering over the chunkier bits

delightfully. Sue and Sam, horrified

to have unwittingly resurrected Quasi

gazed in wide wonder at

the voluptuous goddess standing naked

horribly deformed and mutilated twisted

but her top model twin

jet was at the airport

under strict instructions not to

let Quasi board without bringing

everyone else and their duty-free

nappies. Unfortunately for Halle, hell

hath no fury like peanutbutter

, taking her to replace Quasigoat.

Air traffic control gave orders

to lift off once everyone

brushed their teeth and wiped

their fingerprints off the stolen

diamonds, which were smuggled in

up Sam's bum, along with

grade A contraband and twenty-three

that were completely covered in

lubricant. With everyone gathered outside

the passengers' toilet, Sam struggled

to purge the last of

the mohican coloured late deliveries

ASAP. Berry followed Quasi to

the cockpit where untasted delights

had been promised, but when

Turbina lubed up, her man

was able to shove her

into the flight path of

a squadron of bumble bees

with a taste for raw