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The 5 Word Story Game - PART TWO (2717 views, 337 replies)

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The objective is to add 5 words to the existing story.

You can change the story as much as you like in those 5 words.


(Carried forward from the last entry on part one...)


....into the abyss of sticky

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half eaten party favors on

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top of old smokey covered

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in a cheese like substance

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gooey, slimy, putrefied excrement of

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an unidentifiable creature that looked

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smooshy, gooey, in all its

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underwear. Jill arrives with sex

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on her mind, but Jack

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is already up the hill

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@ smiley smiley

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with Rebecca and they are

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too drunk to stand or

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anything fun which irritated Jill

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You women or making me work here, (Jill,Jack and Rebecca), PV's cogs or ticking overdrive. smiley

who wanted a threesome and

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@PureVodka🍺 That's when things start getting even more interesting! smiley

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had to settle for a

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@delamitri Within in 30 sec i thought of (fo a) 3 things smiley, think i best pass this one. smiley

P.s. [SPOILER]

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@PureVodka🍺 Haha, I bet I thought of the same things.

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"happy ending" that never ended

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even as Patrick stumbled over

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@delamitri smiley Who lol.

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@PureVodka🍺 All I know is she had real big boobs and was lying on the floor enjoying the show until Patrick tripped over her and her friends.

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snakes and voluptuous women wanting

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to challenge someone to a

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mud and honey wrestling contest

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Big Tim arrives with leather

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undies to keep honey out

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of his pubes. Rebecca wants

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his big snow cone to

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lick 👅 all the cream of,

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the icey treat with her

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someone
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all gasp as they turn

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in horror as the stranger

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changes form every day and

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today's form is a repulsive

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avatar of confusing love antonyms

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that falsely made them think

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all you need is love

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while they hatched a plan

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to shake, rattle and roll

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the dice to see which

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snake eyes will be staring

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down while they administer painful

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enemas delivered by hired, mutated

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endangered blobfish that orally examined

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orifices, receding cavities and protruding

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toenails. Back at the lodge

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random blobs of goo gobbed

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up the vents causing airflow

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to become thick with excrement

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Psycho Sue turns up with

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air freshener, but it's worse

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because she did not bother

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to spray it, preferring foul-smelling

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socks that her boyfriend leaves

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after a week of wearing

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them and complaining that he

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smells so ripe he's attracting

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flies and skanky smelly women

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covered in blood and body

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tatoos, the heathen lifts his

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pot noodle singing Abba medley

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@FluffyBunnySlippers Nice one. :)

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double time, and then triple

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time and singing Dancing Queen

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in Welsh but then dramatically

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changing the language used to

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Klingon. Now it was time

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to spray urine on cakes

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and take a space rocket

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magazine to the bathroom while

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playing with his rubber duck

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that's been his lifelong friend

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and only friend since he

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got the rubber chicken pregnant.

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Rubber chicken needed a rubber smiley

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to keep chicks happy without

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resorting to kidnap Donald Trump

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However the happy little chicks

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all learned karate by night

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to straighten out the jerks

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who fly on magic carpets

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all night after eating shrooms

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and seeing pretty colours in

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the shape of pink elephants

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but never the green ones

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Speed head Fred deals out

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dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

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but he expects a little

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tweedle dee and tweedle dum

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at the woolly jumper fair

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Defecated while they Brushed Hair

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@HelelbenShahar My son wrote this.

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@HelelbenShahar That's what we all say smiley just kidding :)

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but not into a mullet

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some call it a "shag" smiley smiley smiley

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that unfortunately was lice infested

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by massive, radioactive biting lice

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that left a nest of

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chewing gum, twigs and cardboard

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smiley This is just getting to weird. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 That's six words! smiley smiley

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whilst bees made honey and

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I couldn't resist dipping my

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toes in the warm goo

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and then making teletubbies lick

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@delamitri Those things (Satan's b**ches) or evil. smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 They need to be destroyed, the vile little buggers.

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the teeth of a chainsaw

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@PureVodka🍺 Brutal!! 😎

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@delamitri If i could use more then 5 words it would be lol.

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but their tongues are strong

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Tinky-Winky gets in time machine,

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travelling back to before it

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became nothing but taradiddle from

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garden peas on the table

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that were actually micro-bombs, programmed

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by greedy ghouls and ghastly

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bloodworms planning to insert themselves

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into the killer mutant moles,

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@PureVodka🍺 I would cuddle this mole.

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@delamitri You don't mean [SPOILER] smiley

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to spawn their hybrid young.

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Farmer crossbow Jack arrives with

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the larvae extractor but instead

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brings his paint gun and

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threw it at the wall

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and then got out his

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handcuffs and decided that he

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needed to pause for thought

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because mistakes are not okay

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So Jack positioned his pack

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level to his chin because

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slowy raised his pistol to

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scratch his inner right buttock

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@ Hahahahaha

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@ smiley smiley

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and accidentally shot his left

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testicle into the air where

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a low flying bird snatched

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the deeeelicious and deeeelectable scrotiod

smiley smiley smiley smiley ... I'm taking artistic liberties here... haha

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was quickly swallowed as Jack

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Sprat who ate no fat

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limped without his left nut

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This is getting way too painful to read for at about half the population. anyway to continue in a different vein (pun intended)

Only to be met by ...

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a flying monkey wrench, wet

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with enemy blood and brains

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but no guts or genitals

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The wrench contained symbols of

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an inter uterine device and

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user instructions, making it easy

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to avoid detection at the

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VD clinic while being treated

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for warts, nurse Bentley lifted

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a wallet and then bought

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her institutionalised half-brother a

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pint of something that would

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because those poor nurses are

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tired. Iron fist John arrives,

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Jack's pseudo-intellectual cronic masturbator

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with a vibrator with extra

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turbo settings for a more

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extracting fillings or power washing

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to your elbows, ladies be

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like we getting down on

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it, all the single ladies

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kicking up a ruckus do

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whatever it takes to distract

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bartender from knowing what's happening

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while he spikes everyone's drinks

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with various libido enhancers via

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rum spiked suppositories, said to

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create an enema-tion exploitation

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of migrant pee samplers who

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smiley I need a drink after reading all that lol.

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@PureVodka🍺 or two! Delamitri and RB know a lot about drinking and medical terms - they must be doctors or nurses.

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@..box.. We're really keen on bodily fluids. 😂

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@..box.. hehehehe or contortionists. haha

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are gainfully employed donating organs

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harvested in underground laboratories for

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the sole purpose of providing

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insects a place to cocoon

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until they emerge as beautiful

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toads. Wonderful, lumpy, bumpy, smooshy

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amphibians, having the gift of

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Disintegrating everything they touch with

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a blast of fluorescent urine

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that burns through metal and

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creates the most horrible odor

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which has been attracting large

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cockroaches that crawl around the

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around the house eating pipes

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of skunk weed and hay

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until they are so high

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they floated around the ceiling. smiley smiley

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Licking the paint and wallpaper

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until hallucinations from paint chips

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were deep fat fried with

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with spider legs and spicy

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bum plugs of varying colours

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that ended up tasting like

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Mom's homemade apple pie with

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only a hint of bum

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sh*t and a few dollops

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of tartar sauce on toast

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with jam and spam, oozy

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but tasty enough if washed

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down with gallons of vinegar

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but oh, the gas it

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gives off is pure nasal

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solution that is packaged and

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sold on the black market

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the "underground" Tesco of edibles

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where even the most noxious

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and obnoxious con artists decay

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You meal times must be a rave. smiley

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complete with booze and tablets

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making muscle grow super strong,

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With thick hair protruding from

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his nose and also he

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lacks the strength to fight

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with his mean jealous wife

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who constantly nags him about

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the doilies being made of

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jelly snakes and licorice buttons

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because the liquor store won't

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@delamitri Aye, PV said doilies, not dollars. My derp.

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needles and thread light enough

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to sew a silk blouse

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Big enough for Dolly (not dollars) Parton's

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gianormous breasticles that absorb crumbs

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and swallow little children when

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a fleshy, cavernous mouth appears

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to french kiss Dolly and

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she likes it until a

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leech protrudes from the orifice

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of the 5th unknown Teletubbie.

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Meanwhile, Jack ran out of

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his house naked from the

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the neck up because his

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head had been severed and

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now his scarf won't stay

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behind, it insists on choking

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the band of thieves who

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were round the mulberry bush

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hiding from the dreaded drooling

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ewww and puke on you

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@ Hahahaha! smiley

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when suddenly a puke eating

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smiley smiley smiley

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troll was on ya trying

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to steal my precious bile.

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The frothy excrement of excited

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troll oozed into every orifice

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of everyone within a block

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and they began to jiggle

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like jelly and diarrhea spontaneously

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drawing unwanted attention from the

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corner boys and girls who

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brought the police some donuts

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in order to distract them

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from eating goldfish and chips,

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because they figured the police

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would interrogate the band of

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thieves who tried to take

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selfies with the chain gang

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macho guys who were so

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going to beat the sh*t

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out of them because they

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needed their clothes for a

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fashion show wearing mini skirts

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and tube tops with tassles

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that were pink and tickled

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the officers who were tipping

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the topless men instead of

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handcuffing them. Back at headquarters,

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pierced Jill has a fight

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with her cellmate Trixie, over

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which toilet paper is softest

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so she shoved a wad

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into the place where ladies

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talk too much, to prove

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the opened mouth catches feet

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but a wad in the

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bowl of mush can ruin

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a perfectly manicured nail job.

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The Commanding Officer placed bets

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and took names in confusion

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to what the raid had

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uncovered; XS-condoms, human hand, some

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infected toe nail clippings along

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with the toes and a(n)

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human meat cookbook with all

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kinds of disgusting recipes for

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roasted lower colon stuffed with

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onions, rocky mountain oysters and

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@delamitri Ha! At a horse camp I attended I was asked once if I wanted some Rocky Mountain Oysters. I know what those are! 🤮🤮🤮

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@ Hahahaha. I was wondering if anyone would catch that.

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@delamitri think that sneaked under the radar but the bull version is a delicacy here in Spain after the Bull fight of course.

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@..box.. Mmmmmmm, BALLS! When done right, yes. Haha, after the bull fight.

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kidney beans, with a sideorder

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of spicy fried ears and

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unshaven pig snout. The bets

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about who would hurl first

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had Delamitri at evens with

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cops and odds with felons.

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Chainsaw Mack breaks in with

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a minor suggestion about increasing

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wages for power tool operators

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and reducing the electricity cost

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smiley smiley

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so there is money left

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for the pots pans and


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@PureVodka🍺 I just saw this... do you want me to start a "PART 3" ?

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@ PV was having the same problem with the ban thread. He threw a please in there for a new start. 😇

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@ Not everyone will have a fast internet like you and i, so if you would please, thanks. :)

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@PureVodka🍺 No worries, I'm on it straight away. :)

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the big galoot made pie

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flavoured with kittens and puppies

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Served with plasma sauce and

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sprinkled with toenail clipping's cheese

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from old woman's woolen undergarments

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fished out of Blackwater Lake

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by skilled undergarment divers with

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extra long hosepipes instead of

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legs and extra eyes on their

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behinds so they can't be

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pinched, prodded, squeezed or othwrwise

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without seeing it coming first.

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or second or third or

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from first person POV since

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THIS THREAD IS CLOSED.

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