The 5 Word Story Game - PART FOUR (3747 views, 656 replies)

The objective is to add 5 words to the existing story.

You can change the story as much as you like in those 5 words.


(Carried forward from the last entry on PART THREE...)


Crutchbender

whereupon an alien spaceship lands

on your anus and secret

instructions tell the aliens what

which happens to fuel their

but the exhaust fumes reek

made from the skin of

so their skin was hardy

which gets filmed by Attenborough [SPOILER]for new BBC wildlife Lifecrutch in the wild

who can't seem to explain

why so many end up [SPOILER]dead in Texas

with warts on their genitals

as they wash with Dove

and acid wash, which should

the blob in his trousers

is covered in mossies so

it was a challenge to

reach the alien hospital in

the underground parking garage on

the turbo quasi nuclear scooter

which backfires incessantly and smokes

reefers to beat Bob Marley

with his own dreads, simply

to hear "no Woman, no Cry"

coming from below the floor

are killer 10 inch spiders,

ready to feast on gonads

of people identifying as goats

, pigs, sheep because four legs

make for tastier nuts for

guests have eaten all the

Gale Big Tits arrives with

the smelly, smooshy zombie crustacean

Who seems more green than

an astronaut on re-entry when

suddenly he starts eating the

granny's yellowed toenail clippings and

and her ear wax coated

used q-tip heads are succulent

when dipped in chocolate fondue

That has been left on

the bloodstained tea towels everyone

uses to wipe after flossing

their vaginal teeth and prickly

armpit hairs which tickled and

which would ruin the yummy

taste of chocolate covered testicles

until Marv the Marvellous cook

Scratched his butt with the

spatula, scraping pimples and scabs

into the main course of beans

beans the magical fruit the

end. Croupier John turns up,

starts a poker game, invites

the Dean brothers, big Sam

who brought questionable but rich

wife, Four [SPOILER]she gambled a finger in a big stakes game, whoops lol. Finger Sue. Cards

, for Texas holdem, are drawn

and everyone placed their antes

[SPOILER]and uncles in the middle and waited

when suddenly big Sam accuses

Col. Edge Dean of touching

him inappropriately under the table

grazing his nuts with sharp

Pikes of a taxidermist hedgehog

burrowing deep into the fleshy

sack, only to discover, not the expected balls

but donut holes, a snack

bar and PV with waterbottles

spiked with roofies for Sue

who offered another finger to

Stirr some viscous green stew

that would feed the gamblers

Has anyone even looked at there cards yet.

With the cards dealt, each

made of seared human flesh

so the faceup cards were

ironed flat bits of foreskin

making their value hard to

decipher as the Queen of Hearts had

connective tissue across her face

while another Jack was trying

to flip over on her

and expose himself to the

surprise of croupier John, who

slapped him down, leading the Dean boys

to stand up in revolt

,draw their pistols, and shoot

tequila while their guns dangle

lifeless next to their flaccid

Vanilla ice retro pants while

(Some people call em Alladin pants instead of Harem trousers)

croupier John slowly extracted the

key from his right nostril

that locks the safe where

his secret of card skills

are, just in case he

he forgets them and needs

to mark them with urine

from each of his fifty-two

coarse pubic hairs in the

bottom right hand corner so

card case, one for each

for good luck but soon

the players began to notice something iffy (and sniffy)

and they recoiled from the

table but the pot was full

with $500 chips, the game

was poised with two aces

and the second betting round

begins. Big Sam raises $1000 [SPOILER]I have no idea how you play this lol.

and John flips a 3

but it's no match for Sue's pair of 🤣🤣


whoops, me and my counting lol.

7s, and she calls Sam's $1000

and raises $1500 but the Dean Brothers get suspicious


@RB Is going to be mad at me about my bad counting lol.

of the obvious bulge in

Johns left cuff. All eyes

were crossed as they scavenged

the cooler for snacks while

small, but deadly, insects swarmed

over the table, obscuring the

blood soaked body lying prone

on top of the cards

and Sue's vacant stare pondered

"that blood will stain the green cloth if it is not soaked in time"

Sorry me being daft lol.

With those thoughts, the game changed

and was suddenly more sinister

if you like toilet talk

which of course they did

so a break was called

for a group bathroom meeting

examining pee and poo whilst

with binoculars and wearing rubber

ducky costumes, anticipating bathing together

at the Sentō eating sushi

and tickling eachother with chopsticks

on their balls or with

free onaholes being passed around,

edible lube, they wanted back,

so the bathhouse employees captured

which left them all shaped like broomsticks

5 words is not enough (PV cogs on overdrive), will just watch the story unfold for now.

"morning sweep" they called it

until John blew them all

"colored" and obviously blood-stained

but this was a delusion

although it did restore them

and brought them to their senses

how the glory hole hallucination never

smelled right; pee ewww the

Quasigoat pissed herself while stripping

and the combination of odors