The 5 Word Story Game (3970 views, 556 replies)

The objective is to add 5 words to the existing story.

You can change the story as much as you like in those 5 words.



In a land filled with

nice people that are good

lived a very very very

nice but awkward fellow who

sang diddle iddly Irish tunes <br> <br> <br> <br> lol I keep changing this cos mousie and I keep hitting enter at the same time. :)

and ate nothing but caviar

which gave him fish breath

so the ladies stayed away

small bits of spittle flew

into the mouth of an

little black cat that said

Meow,meow,purr,purr and

said give me that nice

cold wine to wash it

down with my disgusting caviar

and the spittle you've supplied

But now I should go...

use Listerine and brush my

dentures otherwise I might not

get a kiss from that

goat who has nice eyes

and disco dances to the

beat of Dancing Queen and

Staying Alive whilst gobbling down

Pistachios and double Bloody Mary's

until the goat looks sexy

and slips into something comfortable

but easily removable since we

have Vodka which is a

sure sign we will quickly

get drunk and fall down

eating skittles and singing songs

about love and peace plus ...

dancing until the sun's up

then go out in search of

aliens dressed in short skirts

speaking in tongues while blasting..

bowls of ganja into the...

sunset whilst two or three

went high into the sky

Later on, the meat monster,

ate some meat and then ..

Bill the looney one goes

and gets a fresh salad

to share with his pet

toilet whilst his tummy rumbles

because toilet ended up eating

fish and chips with curry.

Meanwhile, a couple miles away,

where digging up a grave,

in search of ripe cadavers

to use for a army.

of midgets exploring subterranean

tunnels rumored to have anti

matter from the planet mutant

That they need to grow

to make the test tube

strong enough to contain the

tiny little creatures that will

implant microchips in your brain

and they will then begin

to slice and dice your

brain and also they will

toast it with sides of

Canadian bacon and cheese slices

Seeing their work is finished

And then next they can

drink Drano and dance Tango

whilst drinking blood Vodka with

buckets and mops and cleaning

the biscuit crumbs from the

floor with a snorting straw

wee wee wee little piggy

high on crumbs and vodka

spurting and oozing from every

orifice, things weren't looking so

peachy keen, they were dead

set against bringing anymore roofies

jesus, mary and joseph what

were they all thinking last

about? The stale crusty bread,

should have been dipped in

the blood of their enemies

instead of all that pee

peeping around the corner little

dwarf dude got some in

his pipe and smudged his

lipstick while choking on pee

nuts and all the wee

bits of chicken fried rice

pudding layered with vomited up

Then a knock at the

window gave everyone a fright

in their knickers and pants

but without their shirts on

they shivered and drank wine

and invited the window peepers

to be like Jeepers Creepers

and wear their skin after

sweets, snacks, beer and wine

then played spin the bottle

in the back of a

bedroom full of sex toys.

Gladly they threw them away

before the preacher arrived to

get his guns and ammunition.

He was tired of their deviance

from the GPS coordinates on

their intended path of destruction

banning all non compliant memebers

who dare defy the will of

the lizard god with two

drooping wattles making his voice

screeching and squawking and hoarse

Needed a drink of water

to speak more clearly and

to sing about his passion

for the lizard queen's sister

who wore a little pink

skirt that made him forget

that he wasn't a girl

but a boy on the

way to a rock concert

with his willy tucked back

in his knickers so that

he could go on pretending

life is but a song

So sing that song LOUD

enough to distract the dwarves

and the evil killer bats

just long enough to break

the silence and also find

the key to the blue

room where the small people

learn new ways to catch

axes and cook human flesh

but pass it off as beef

with sriracha sauce and fresh

brains mixed with salad leaves.

Served raw with bone marrow :D (mmm I am getting hungry)

and now with stomachs full

they have some blood wine,

blood sausage and blood pudding

all kind of barbeque dishes

like spicy fried worm and

double deep fried toe nails

and suddenly their bowels exploded

all over the creepy stalker

who secretly enjoyed it because

it would make no difference

since they smelled like poop

But they decided that they

were all too very blessed

to let those things bother

others who'd have enough crazy

situations to deal with already

up ur arse you mule

with a little wire brush

too blessed to be stressed

may as well get undressed

and dance around to music

go sell crazy somewhere else

like a three ring circus

in the shadow of greatness

shining light upon the clowns

and the one lame duck

an obvious sad female troll

who has nothing better to

say than bless your heart

and the best of luck

Bye Bye little lame duck

you donkey with your rubbish

Poet and didn't know it

But would not show it

fools often hide their shame

Just one more crazy dame

lame shadow of troll defame

No one else to blame

going down the proverbial drain

Has a messed up brain

pie recipe from cooks and