"Keyboard Smash" Game part deux (3442 views, 420 replies)

As the title suggests, you "smash" the keyboard.

Then the next person will form a sentence from the letters and then "smash" the keyboard for the next person to make a sentence.

(Actually, it's an ACRONYM)

Come along for the fun!!!


delamitri (17m)

BONER ~ Box Okays Nipples Exposed Righteously.

SLANG

SMOOTHCHEST = Serious Mature Omniests Only Take Heartfelt Confessions Here, Every Second Tuesday

CAZAPULT

CAZAPULT ~ Can Anyone Zip And Pull Up Loose Trousers?

NIBBLER

NIBBLER = Nixon Impeached. Betty Boobies Leaves Enlargement Room.

AUGMENTATION

AUGMENTATION = Any universal garment exacerbates new titillations and taunts insecure organs needlessly.


OBSCENE

OBSCENE = Orange Blossoms Smell Comfortingly Extravagant, Nixon Exclaimed [SPOILER](and no one believed him!)

GREENTEA

GREENTEA ≈ graciously reuniting everyone entertaining naughty thoughts, entreating action!

TEACUPS

TEACUPS = Teabagging Evidently Accenuates Coitus Uninterruptus, Peabody Surmised.

ICELEMON

ICELEMON = Infinite claims elevate liability, eventually making obsolescent necessary.


NIPPLE

NIPPLE = Never Insert Penis Pins Lengthwise Emily!

TOPSECRET

TOPSECRET Tugboats on Pacific Seas eventually capsized, regrettably ending them.

MAGGOT

PISSDRINK = Procrastinating In Summer Shade, Delinquents Rudely Interrupt Naughty Killjoys

RHUBARBZ

RHUBARBZ = Raunchy Hillbillies Usually Buy Aphrodisiacs Recommended By Zeus

TOADHALL

To Own A Dog Have A Lotta Love

PEANUTS

Play Every Afternoon Naked Under The Sun

TOSSER

TOSSER = Tinkerbell Only Soaped Shadow En Route

RETIRED

Robbers entering the inside rarely escaped death

CAUTION

CAUTION = Cats Are Utilitarians That Imitate Ornery Nutjobs.

FLIBBERTIGIBBET

Fart liberally in bad boys' erogenous regions, to insure good inflammability before being explosively trashed.

TWO-MOVIES.

TWO-MOVIES = The Wedgie Orgasm Might Overcome Virgins In European Societies.

GRAFTED

GRAFTED = Gonna Rip A Farty Toon Ending Defeat! (take THAT warmongers!)

TWART

Teetotal wankers are really tiresome.

BLOCKERS

Butt Lickers Over Cat Killers Everybody Reasons Similarly
(watch 'Don't F*ck with cats!) great documentary, srsly.

REDRUM

Rain every day, raining until Monday.

DEMOCRATS.

Despicable's Enlisting Money'n Other Creepy Republicans Ain't That Something?

ICICLES

In case I cease living, erect statues.

MIDDLE-EAST.

MIDDLE-EAST = Mocking Innocently Deranged Democratic Lefties Endlessly Eventually Appeases Sardonic Trumpies.

TROGLODYTE

To remedy our greasy liver or dumplings you take emetics.

NEANDERTHAL.

NEANDERTHAL= Not Even Angelic Nymphets Dance Effortessly Round Their Halos After Lightsout.

PASTURISED

People ask, ‘So Trump urinates rust? It’s ‘’such evil d**k!’’

Gobsmacked

Good old boys should mix and cut Ketamine every day.

IMPEACHMENT.

I mean... person elected and carnage he mostly elicited? Nasty Trump.

WHOREMONGER

When Harry over-rode everyone, Meghan's own needs got everything required.

TRAILER-TRASH

TRAILER-TRASH
Truthful Reasonable Accounts Include Liberals Examining Reasons That Reiterate: Americans Spite Him

ANEURISM

All neophytes experiencing unsatisfaction revert into sadistic MILFS.

SADOMASOCHISM.

SADOMASOCHISM = Surely Andrew Deliberates Over Maintaining Adolescent Sex Orgies, Charles Heartily Informs Social Media. (PHEW)


MONUMENT

Make Only Not Useless Moves Ending Near Tranquillity

Tranquillity

Many onanists normally undertake masturbation every night time.

GOVERNMENT.

Nasos, you just beat me to it.
So, try Tranquility:

Trust reality and never quarrel unnecessarily, insure love is truly yours.

GOVERNMENT

GOVERNMENT = Greasy Obese Vanguard (Exceedingly Retarded) Narrates Minutia, Eloquently Nukes Trump

HALLELUJAH

HALLELUJAH = Heffalumps Always Live Life Enjoying Light Ugli Juices After Honking.

CATAPULT

HALLELUJAH = Hailing All Liberals, Leave Eccentric Lying Ugly Jack Asses... Hang'em

RICOCHET

CATAPULT = Can All The Actors Please Up Load This

RICOCHET

I gather they dunno how much more fun this makes the games now?

Ummmm... pretend we know Fortnight hacks and offer to share 'em in the forum?
Maybe: give out candy from a slow moving van?

Ricochet.

Revolution is coming! Our country has exposed Trumpery.
[SPOILER]trumpery
[ truhm-puh-ree ]
SEE SYNONYMS FOR trumpery ON THESAURUS.COM
noun, plural trump·er·ies.
something without use or value; rubbish; trash; worthless stuff.
nonsense; twaddle: His usual conversation is pure trumpery.
Archaic. worthless finery.
adjective
of little or no value; trifling, worthless; rubbishy; trashy.

TRUMPERY

TRUMPERY = Though Reagan Uncovered Macdonald's Pimping, Every Republican Yawned

AGGRAVATED

AGGRAVATED = Actually, GOP government reacts as victims and Trump enlists dummies.

HORRIFIED

HORRIFIED.
Heterosexuals' ordinary rooting requirements include frontal intercourse every day.

(and one for Box): ONANIST

ONANIST
(sorry box)
Other nations are not in same timezone

TIMEZONE

TIMEZONE = Touching Intimately May Explode Zippers Open, Naughty Erections!

MAKEOVER

My Aunt Keeps Everyone On Vacation Entertained Regularly.

STRIPPER

Seriously, *T.R. is pretty pathetic even retarded.

* For the boomers, T.R. (Truth and Reconciliation, Halo) is a video game.

MEGALOMANIAC

Maybe Egopathy Grants A Lot Of Mania And Near Irreversibly Altered Characters


Egopathy

Egopathy = Ectoplasmic Girls Often Pray After Touching His Yoyo.

COMISERATE

COMMISERATE with double M.

Come on, media. My instincts support every rumour about Trump's election.

CORRUPTION

Cash Or Royalties Roaming Under Public Tables Income Off Notes

Royalties

Ride off, you ass-licking trumpery-infected egocentric swine.

BANK-MANAGER

Being a new kid my anger never arose growing extra resolve.

WEREWOLF

Women enjoy relationship experiences, we only like f**king.

RELATIONSHIPS

Remarkable Encounters Leading After Time In Only Neutral Seriously Hypocritical Infrequent Prosaic Sex

Hypocritical

Have your pennies or cents ready in these inflationary conditions, avoid largesse.

INTERRUPTION.

International negotiations terminated early, riotous rebels urged people to initiate old nuns

JERUSALEM

JERUSALEM.
Join every revolution until success achieves love-ennobbled mankind.

VERIFICATION. [SPOILER]Lots of good words start with 'V' !

Viable Endorsed Righteous Identified Function In Certain Aim To Ignorance Of Newbies


AIM

Anyone into memes?

MACARONI

Meghan and Charles are royal outsiders, never included.

REPUBLICANISM.

Really Enthousiastic Patriotism Unveiling Bipolar Libidic Insticts Considered As Nazi Ideology So Mistaken



Really

Romantic enchantresses always lovingly lick you.

TEA-BAGGING.

TEA-BAGGING = Thought Enough About Blasting Auntie Georgina's Greenhouse Into Nextdoor's Garden?

PARAPHERNALIA

Promptly arrest republican apologists. Please help eliminate radical nationalists and lying inflammatory a-holes.

MUMPSIMUS. [SPOILER] "someone who obstinately clings to an error, bad habit or prejudice, even after the foible has been exposed and the person humiliated

MUMPSIMUS =

Monarchial Underwear Might Provoke Sexual Incontinence, Meagan's Understandable Stress.

EVACUATIVE

Every virgin Army conscript undergoes anal training,inserting vibrators elegantly.

EQUALITY

EQUALITY = Even Queens Usually Apply Lotion, Implying Tender Yoking

ENTERTAIN

Entre-nous, there exists reliable testimony against impeaching Nixon.

WATERGATE

Was A Toddler-Equivalent Republican Getting All Twitter-pated Earlier?

SPHINCTERS

Stalkers put hate into normal chats, their existence really sucks.

STALKERS

Star Treck all living klingons escape real space

BLACKHOLE

Black latex and canes kinkily help out loving ewes.

DEVIANTS.

DEVIANTS = Devilishly Erotic Vulcan Initiates Amorous Nuzzlings Towards Spock

ENTERPRISE

Even Newbie Types Enlist Randy People Really Into Sexual Extremes

FEDERATION

Female engineers defy every rational attempt to improve on nature.

RATIONAL

RATIONAL = Rowdy Aliens Tried Infiltrating Orgy Night At Luc's.

GENERATION

Giuffre's Edward needs educating. Rooting any teenager is 'orribly nasty.

UNDER-AGE.

Unusually nobody demonstrates equal rights at goverment elections

DEMOCRACY

DEMOCRACY = Dodgy Environmental Moderates Occupy Church Ranting Against Contaminating Youth

CONTRITION

Catholic orgy next Tuesday, roues invited to inseminate old nuns.

CATHOLIC.

CATHOLIC = Come All Those Heathens Of Limited Insemination Capabilities

ALTERNATIVE

Any Loosers Tempting Evangelically Rooted Nuns Are Trash... It Violates Everybody!

EVANGELICAL

Every virgin and naked girl entering Lighthouse [SPOILER]Lighthouse beach, favourite nudie beach for New Yorkers is called a liberal.

LIGHTHOUSE

laughter is good heaven though has other underhanded saucy extremes

CANNOTSAY

Complainants are never nice, only throw sh*t at you.

COMPLAINANTS.

COMPLAINANTS = Caught! Ordinary Monkies Playing "Ladies and Injuns" Near Auntie Nelly's Toy Shop.

NOUGHTIES

Never overtly undervalue going home to instant energetic sex.

UNDERVALUE.

UNDERVALUE = Unenthusiastic Nearsighted Doctor Erringly Removed Valerie's Amorous Labia Using Epidural.

PERVERTING

Professionally enhanced recycled virgins expect royal treatment in nudist gardens.

RECYCLED.

Recycled virginity adverts are quite common in parts of Asia and the Middle East. After a few restorations it becomes more like re-treading.

RECYCLED = Recently Excavated Coffin Yielded Cannabis Loving Egyptian Duck.

CONCUBINAGE

CONCUBINAGE Can’t One New Candidate Upstage Barack In Next Actual Gratuitous Exploit?

SQUIRREL

Serious questions upset investigators reviewing Royal Edward's lasciviousness.

INVESTIGATOR

INVESTIGATOR in new venues every stylist touts inventive grandiose and tantalizing original regalia.

APPALOOSA

All precocious people advocating lengthy orgasms only seek attention.

ADVOCATE.

ADVOCATE = Authoritarian Deacons Voice Overstated Concerns At Tantric Eroticism.

MISSIONARY

MISSIONARY - Men In Some Situations Insist On New Army Regulations, Yep.

AUDACITY

Andrew's unsupported denial actually confirms inclination towards youngsters.

DENIAL.

DENIAL - a creek that runs thru Egypt

OBSERVATION

Old buggers' sexual exploits require Valium and testosterone, indulging outrageous nostalgia.

NOSTALGIA

naughty old slapper takes a large gin in advance.

OUTRAGED

Olivia's uplifted titties really add girth, eliminate droop.

UPLIFTED

((All Hail Olivia's New Titties ))

UPLIFTED - Unruly People LOVE Incorporating Furious Trashpanda's Egregious DISTRACTIONS

DISTRACTIONS

Doctors inspect students tits. Regular assessments continue to improve our nation's sexiness.

IMPROVE

IMPROVE - In most peer reviews Olivia’s voted exceptional..

EXCEPTIONAL

Enjoy Xmas concubines, Easter pornstars, then indulge old nuns [SPOILER]sorry, its stuck in my head after Lent.

EASTER

EASTER = "Easy and Slow", trumped earnestly Rabbitt.

HYBRIDS

HYBRIDS: Have you both rode in dark storms?

TORNADOS

Tomorrow, our resolution; never again drink outside Sainsbury's.


DRUNKARD