Switch theme
About Contact Log in Register!

342,182 users • 154,216 reviews
91,309 films • 12,500 TV series

"Keyboard Smash" Game part deux (2799 views, 415 replies)


God
Report comment
(1y)

As the title suggests, you "smash" the keyboard.

Then the next person will form a sentence from the letters and then "smash" the keyboard for the next person to make a sentence.

(Actually, it's an ACRONYM)

Come along for the fun!!!


delamitri (17m)

BONER ~ Box Okays Nipples Exposed Righteously.

SLANG

0
 

master
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

SLANG = Should Louisiana Allow Naked Gays?

SMOOTHCHEST

+2
 

master

SMOOTHCHEST = Serious Mature Omniests Only Take Heartfelt Confessions Here, Every Second Tuesday

CAZAPULT

0
 
Hide 2 replies...
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@😷.box.😷 BONER = Birdy Often Nibbles Earthworms Repeatedly

smiley smiley smiley

0
 

God
Report comment
(1y)

CAZAPULT ~ Can Anyone Zip And Pull Up Loose Trousers?

NIBBLER

+1
 

master

NIBBLER = Nixon Impeached. Betty Boobies Leaves Enlargement Room.

AUGMENTATION

0
 

God
Report comment
(1y)

AUGMENTATION = Any universal garment exacerbates new titillations and taunts insecure organs needlessly.


OBSCENE

+2
 

master
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

OBSCENE = Orange Blossoms Smell Comfortingly Extravagant, Nixon Exclaimed [SPOILER]

GREENTEA

0
 

senior guru
Report comment
(1y)

GREENTEA β‰ˆ graciously reuniting everyone entertaining naughty thoughts, entreating action!

TEACUPS

+3
 

master

TEACUPS = Teabagging Evidently Accenuates Coitus Uninterruptus, Peabody Surmised.

ICELEMON

0
 

God
Report comment
(1y)

ICELEMON = Infinite claims elevate liability, eventually making obsolescent necessary.


NIPPLE

+2
 

master

NIPPLE = Never Insert Penis Pins Lengthwise Emily!

TOPSECRET

0
 
Hide 2 replies...
Report comment
(1y)

@😷.box.😷 Should she insert them horizontally? I want to see. smiley

+2
 

@delamitri Horizontally? Mais oui, Mme D.



[SPOILER]

0
 

God
Report comment
(1y)

TOPSECRET Tugboats on Pacific Seas eventually capsized, regrettably ending them.

MAGGOT

+3
 

master
Report comment
(1y)

MAGGOT = Mechanics Always Grease Gears On Tables

PISSDRINK

+3
 

master

PISSDRINK = Procrastinating In Summer Shade, Delinquents Rudely Interrupt Naughty Killjoys

RHUBARBZ

0
 

master
Report comment
(10mo)

RHUBARBZ = Raunchy Hillbillies Usually Buy Aphrodisiacs Recommended By Zeus

TOADHALL

0
 

guru
Report comment
(10mo)

To Own A Dog Have A Lotta Love

PEANUTS

+2
 

master
Report comment
(10mo)

Play Every Afternoon Naked Under The Sun

TOSSER

+2
 

master
Report comment
(10mo)

TOSSER = Tinkerbell Only Soaped Shadow En Route

RETIRED

0
 

guru
Report comment
(9mo)

Robbers entering the inside rarely escaped death

CAUTION

+3
 

senior guru

CAUTION = Cats Are Utilitarians That Imitate Ornery Nutjobs.

FLIBBERTIGIBBET smiley

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Fart liberally in bad boys' erogenous regions, to insure good inflammability before being explosively trashed.

TWO-MOVIES. smiley

+3
 
Hide 4 replies...

@Buttless Whoot! Whoot! Excellent job B.

0
 
Report comment
(9mo)

@😷.box.😷 Thanks, it was a struggle. I originally had something un-PC for Bad Boys but changed it.

+2
 

@Buttless HoleeeeeShytThatWasGood!!!

0
 

master

TWO-MOVIES = The Wedgie Orgasm Might Overcome Virgins In European Societies.

GRAFTED

0
 

senior guru

GRAFTED = Gonna Rip A Farty Toon Ending Defeat! (take THAT warmongers!)

TWART

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Teetotal wankers are really tiresome.

BLOCKERS

+2
 

senior guru

Butt Lickers Over Cat Killers Everybody Reasons Similarly
(watch 'Don't F*ck with cats!) great documentary, srsly. smiley

REDRUM

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Rain every day, raining until Monday.

DEMOCRATS.

+2
 

senior guru

Despicable's Enlisting Money'n Other Creepy Republicans Ain't That Something? smiley

ICICLES

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

In case I cease living, erect statues.

MIDDLE-EAST.

+3
 
Hide 3 replies...
Report comment
(9mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) There is so much Rambo-inspired nonsense about the Middle East on these forums. Most of it is so wrong I don't know where to start. Prepare the statues!

+3
 

@Buttless noshyt

0
 

master

MIDDLE-EAST = Mocking Innocently Deranged Democratic Lefties Endlessly Eventually Appeases Sardonic Trumpies.

TROGLODYTE

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

To remedy our greasy liver or dumplings you take emetics.

NEANDERTHAL.

+2
 

master

NEANDERTHAL= Not Even Angelic Nymphets Dance Effortessly Round Their Halos After Lightsout.

PASTURISED

0
 

senior guru
Report comment
(9mo)
(edited)

People ask, β€˜So Trump urinates rust? smiley It’s β€˜β€™such evil d**k!’’

Gobsmacked

0
 
Hide 2 replies...

@😷.box.😷 smiley Lob-U-Tons-Boxie xx0x0xx

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Good old boys should mix and cut Ketamine every day.

IMPEACHMENT.

+2
 
Hide 2 replies...
Report comment
(9mo)
(edited)

@Buttless I am rolling on the FLOOR!!! smiley I rarely play forum games. BUTT this one was hilarious to wake up too. Voted the shyt outta this!! xx0x0xx

0
 

senior guru

I mean... person elected and carnage he mostly elicited? Nasty Trump. smiley

WHOREMONGER

0
 
Hide 3 replies...
Report comment
(9mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) I suspect there might be subtle hidden meanings in some of these threads.
And on the subject of hos ....

+2
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

When Harry over-rode everyone, Meghan's own needs got everything required.

TRAILER-TRASH

+3
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(9mo)
(edited)

@Buttless +10 immediately!!

0
 

senior guru

TRAILER-TRASH
Truthful Reasonable Accounts Include Liberals Examining Reasons That Reiterate: Americans Spite Him

smiley ANEURISM

0
 
Hide 2 replies...

@😷.box.😷 OHl heck THESE are way better than the eau-button!! :swoons: Hugs 'n Junk Boxie!! xx0x0xx

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

All neophytes experiencing unsatisfaction revert into sadistic MILFS.

SADOMASOCHISM. smiley

+3
 

master

SADOMASOCHISM = Surely Andrew Deliberates Over Maintaining Adolescent Sex Orgies, Charles Heartily Informs Social Media. (PHEW)


MONUMENT

0
 

guru
Report comment
(9mo)

Make Only Not Useless Moves Ending Near Tranquillity

Tranquillity

+2
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Many onanists normally undertake masturbation every night time.

GOVERNMENT.

+3
 
Hide 3 replies...

@Buttless Onanist - new one for my dictionary but is doesn't have the crude, visceralness of "You f**kin wanker" to the referee in a football match!

0
 
Report comment
(9mo)

@😷.box.😷 Slightly more than a wanker; one who indulges in coitus interruptus. More a puller-outer.

+3
 

@Buttless That too - I found method that to be less than efficient.

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Nasos, you just beat me to it.
So, try Tranquility:

Trust reality and never quarrel unnecessarily, insure love is truly yours.

GOVERNMENT

+3
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(9mo)

@Buttless No worries. Go ahead smashing the keyboard!

+2
 

senior guru

GOVERNMENT = Greasy Obese Vanguard (Exceedingly Retarded) Narrates Minutia, Eloquently Nukes Trump

HALLELUJAH

0
 
Hide 5 replies...

@(βŒβ– _β– ) Beat them to it this time smiley smiley smiley smiley



smiley

0
 
Report comment
(9mo)
+3
 

@Buttless Ruh Roh! πŸ‘€ loosing votes for sharing our popcorn?

0
 
Report comment
(9mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) I think someone is jealous we're having fun.

+3
 

master

HALLELUJAH = Heffalumps Always Live Life Enjoying Light Ugli Juices After Honking.

CATAPULT

0
 

senior guru
Report comment
(9mo)
(edited)

HALLELUJAH = Hailing All Liberals, Leave Eccentric Lying Ugly Jack Asses... Hang'em

RICOCHET

0
 

senior guru
Report comment
(9mo)
(edited)

CATAPULT = Can All The Actors Please Up Load This smiley

RICOCHET

0
 

senior guru



smiley I gather they dunno how much more fun this makes the games now? smiley

0
 
Hide 2 replies...
Report comment
(9mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) We need some new blood, how can we coax some virgin gamers in?

+2
 

@(βŒβ– _β– ) G0nna have this framed and on the wall in pride of place. TY

0
 

senior guru

Ummmm... pretend we know Fortnight hacks and offer to share 'em in the forum?
Maybe: give out candy from a slow moving van? smiley

0
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(9mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) maybe not. We need intelligent one who can spell.

+3
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Ricochet.

Revolution is coming! Our country has exposed Trumpery.
[SPOILER]

TRUMPERY

+3
 

master

TRUMPERY = Though Reagan Uncovered Macdonald's Pimping, Every Republican Yawned

AGGRAVATED

0
 

senior guru

AGGRAVATED = Actually, GOP government reacts as victims and Trump enlists dummies.

HORRIFIED

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

HORRIFIED.
Heterosexuals' ordinary rooting requirements include frontal intercourse every day.

(and one for Box): ONANIST

+3
 
Hide 1 reply...

guru
Report comment
(9mo)

ONANIST
(sorry box)
Other nations are not in same timezone

TIMEZONE

+3
 

master

TIMEZONE = Touching Intimately May Explode Zippers Open, Naughty Erections!

MAKEOVER

0
 

senior guru

My Aunt Keeps Everyone On Vacation Entertained Regularly.

STRIPPER

0
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(9mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) Does your aunt do the stripping, or hire professionals? smiley

+3
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Seriously, *T.R. is pretty pathetic even retarded.

* For the boomers, T.R. (Truth and Reconciliation, Halo) is a video game.

MEGALOMANIAC

+3
 

guru
Report comment
(9mo)
(edited)

Maybe Egopathy Grants A Lot Of Mania And Near Irreversibly Altered Characters


Egopathy

+2
 

master

Egopathy = Ectoplasmic Girls Often Pray After Touching His Yoyo.

COMISERATE

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

COMMISERATE with double M.

Come on, media. My instincts support every rumour about Trump's election.

CORRUPTION

+3
 

guru
Report comment
(9mo)
(edited)

Cash Or Royalties Roaming Under Public Tables Income Off Notes

Royalties

+2
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Ride off, you ass-licking trumpery-infected egocentric swine.

BANK-MANAGER

+3
 

guru
Report comment
(9mo)

Being a new kid my anger never arose growing extra resolve.

WEREWOLF

+3
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Women enjoy relationship experiences, we only like f**king.

RELATIONSHIPS

+12
 

guru
Report comment
(9mo)

Remarkable Encounters Leading After Time In Only Neutral Seriously Hypocritical Infrequent Prosaic Sex

Hypocritical

+2
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Have your pennies or cents ready in these inflationary conditions, avoid largesse.

INTERRUPTION.

+3
 

guru
Report comment
(9mo)

International negotiations terminated early, riotous rebels urged people to initiate old nuns

JERUSALEM

+3
 
Hide 2 replies...

@torrac OH NO... DO NOT INITIATE THE OLD NUNS!!! smiley *runs away screaming* smiley

0
 
Report comment
(9mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) Desperate times my friend smiley

+3
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

JERUSALEM.
Join every revolution until success achieves love-ennobbled mankind.

VERIFICATION. [SPOILER]

+3
 

guru
Report comment
(9mo)

Viable Endorsed Righteous Identified Function In Certain Aim To Ignorance Of Newbies


AIM

+2
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(9mo)

@Nasos Oh com'on it's a 3 letter game, someone pls pick up the glove

+2
 

senior guru

Anyone into memes?

MACARONI

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Meghan and Charles are royal outsiders, never included.

REPUBLICANISM.

+3
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(9mo)
+3
 

guru
Report comment
(9mo)

Really Enthousiastic Patriotism Unveiling Bipolar Libidic Insticts Considered As Nazi Ideology So Mistaken



Really

+3
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(9mo)

@Nasos Very true.

+3
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Romantic enchantresses always lovingly lick you.

TEA-BAGGING.

+3
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(9mo)
+2
 

master

TEA-BAGGING = Thought Enough About Blasting Auntie Georgina's Greenhouse Into Nextdoor's Garden?

PARAPHERNALIA

0
 
Hide 2 replies...
Report comment
(9mo)
(edited)

@😷.box.😷 ERRMAHGERD, ONE HELLUVA BLAST!! smiley smiley

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)
(edited)

Promptly arrest republican apologists. Please help eliminate radical nationalists and lying inflammatory a-holes.

MUMPSIMUS. [SPOILER]

+3
 

master

MUMPSIMUS =

Monarchial Underwear Might Provoke Sexual Incontinence, Meagan's Understandable Stress.

EVACUATIVE

0
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)

Every virgin Army conscript undergoes anal training,inserting vibrators elegantly.

EQUALITY

+3
 
Hide 3 replies...

@Buttless Classy Butt Holeing?

0
 
Report comment
(8mo)

@😷.box.😷 On the double!

+2
 

master
Report comment
(9mo)
(edited)

EQUALITY = Even Queens Usually Apply Lotion, Implying Tender Yoking

ENTERTAIN

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Entre-nous, there exists reliable testimony against impeaching Nixon.

WATERGATE

+2
 

senior guru

Was A Toddler-Equivalent Republican Getting All Twitter-pated Earlier?

SPHINCTERS

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Stalkers put hate into normal chats, their existence really sucks.

STALKERS

+2
 
Hide 2 replies...
Report comment
(8mo)

@Buttless Hey Box and r*_*, I usually give you thumbs-ups but the a-hole with many names has loaded all your witticisms with negatives. She seems to have given up on me though. Hey hater, you're losing!

0
 

@Buttless An occupational hazzard - nothing to worry about.

0
 

guru
Report comment
(8mo)

Star Treck all living klingons escape real space

BLACKHOLE

+3
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Black latex and canes kinkily help out loving ewes.

DEVIANTS.

+3
 

master

DEVIANTS = Devilishly Erotic Vulcan Initiates Amorous Nuzzlings Towards Spock

ENTERPRISE

0
 
Hide 1 reply...

@😷.box.😷 What's been going on in that ship!!! smiley

0
 

senior guru

Even Newbie Types Enlist Randy People Really Into Sexual Extremes

FEDERATION

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Female engineers defy every rational attempt to improve on nature.

RATIONAL

+3
 

master

RATIONAL = Rowdy Aliens Tried Infiltrating Orgy Night At Luc's.

GENERATION

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Giuffre's Edward needs educating. Rooting any teenager is 'orribly nasty.

UNDER-AGE.

+4
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(8mo)
(edited)

@Buttless Afterthought:
Giuffre's Edward needs educating. Royally abusing teenagers is 'orribly nasty.

+3
 

guru
Report comment
(8mo)

Unusually nobody demonstrates equal rights at goverment elections

DEMOCRACY

+3
 

master

DEMOCRACY = Dodgy Environmental Moderates Occupy Church Ranting Against Contaminating Youth

CONTRITION

0
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(8mo)

@😷.box.😷 once 'initiate old nuns' is in my head then alternatives for -ION are difficult.

+3
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Catholic orgy next Tuesday, roues invited to inseminate old nuns.

CATHOLIC.

+3
 
Hide 1 reply...

master

CATHOLIC = Come All Those Heathens Of Limited Insemination Capabilities

ALTERNATIVE

0
 

senior guru
Report comment
(8mo)
(edited)

Any Loosers Tempting Evangelically Rooted Nuns Are Trash... It Violates Everybody! smiley

EVANGELICAL

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Every virgin and naked girl entering Lighthouse [SPOILER] is called a liberal.

LIGHTHOUSE

+3
 

guru
Report comment
(8mo)

laughter is good heaven though has other underhanded saucy extremes

CANNOTSAY

+3
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Complainants are never nice, only throw sh*t at you.

COMPLAINANTS.

+3
 

master

COMPLAINANTS = Caught! Ordinary Monkies Playing "Ladies and Injuns" Near Auntie Nelly's Toy Shop.

NOUGHTIES

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Never overtly undervalue going home to instant energetic sex.

UNDERVALUE.

+3
 

master

UNDERVALUE = Unenthusiastic Nearsighted Doctor Erringly Removed Valerie's Amorous Labia Using Epidural.

PERVERTING

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Professionally enhanced recycled virgins expect royal treatment in nudist gardens.

RECYCLED.

+4
 
Hide 1 reply...

@Buttless I can't even think straight after ''recycled virgins'' smiley
or how they'd be professionally enhanced!! smiley

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Recycled virginity adverts are quite common in parts of Asia and the Middle East. After a few restorations it becomes more like re-treading.

+3
 
Hide 10 replies...
Report comment
(8mo)
(edited)

@Buttless smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley +1

I cannot begin to tell you how speechless I am. smiley

0
 

@(βŒβ– _β– ) Mrs. Box has been thinking of getting it done but there was a problem with her FLAPS.

Perhaps a bit more silicon around the flaps has been suggested.

I wouldn't complain. smiley

0
 

@😷.box.😷 CAN'T LAND THE PLANE WITHOUT FLAPS!!! smiley
smiley

0
 
Report comment
(8mo)

@😷.box.😷 Isn't technology wonderful? Modern labiaplasty techniques mean Mrs Box's box can be restyled any shape you like, and cut-price practitioners in third-world countries make it affordable!

+3
 

@Buttless Already waxed to look like a hedge in disneyland - not sure a new teensy weensie heart shaped twat could take a decent pounding - as Betty White would say. smiley smiley

0
 
Report comment
(8mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to pound hedges in Disneyland.

+3
 

@Buttless DOES BETTY WHITE KNOW ABOUT THIS??
That's Flapperghasting if I may say... smiley

0
 
Report comment
(8mo)
(edited)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) According to the people in the know ...





Those Canadians!!!!

0
 

@😷.box.😷 If there's gonna be NO HEDGE POUNDING...
I'm def outta here! (flounces away)

0
 

master

RECYCLED = Recently Excavated Coffin Yielded Cannabis Loving Egyptian Duck.

CONCUBINAGE

0
 

senior guru
Report comment
(8mo)
(edited)

CONCUBINAGE Can’t One New Candidate Upstage Barack In Next Actual Gratuitous Exploit?

SQUIRREL

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Serious questions upset investigators reviewing Royal Edward's lasciviousness.

INVESTIGATOR

+3
 

senior guru

INVESTIGATOR in new venues every stylist touts inventive grandiose and tantalizing original regalia.

APPALOOSA

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

All precocious people advocating lengthy orgasms only seek attention.

ADVOCATE.

+3
 
Hide 1 reply...

@Buttless (dammit Sting - he ruined tantric sex for everybody)

0
 

master

ADVOCATE = Authoritarian Deacons Voice Overstated Concerns At Tantric Eroticism.

MISSIONARY

0
 

senior guru

MISSIONARY - Men In Some Situations Insist On New Army Regulations, Yep.

AUDACITY

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Andrew's unsupported denial actually confirms inclination towards youngsters.

DENIAL.

+3
 

senior guru

DENIAL - a creek that runs thru Egypt

OBSERVATION

0
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(8mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) Its also a crappy little place in Ohio. Who would want an address like that?

+3
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Old buggers' sexual exploits require Valium and testosterone, indulging outrageous nostalgia.

NOSTALGIA

+3
 

guru
Report comment
(8mo)

naughty old slapper takes a large gin in advance.

OUTRAGED

+3
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Olivia's uplifted titties really add girth, eliminate droop.

UPLIFTED

+4
 

senior guru

((All Hail Olivia's New Titties smiley))

UPLIFTED - Unruly People LOVE Incorporating Furious Trashpanda's Egregious DISTRACTIONS

DISTRACTIONS

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Doctors inspect students tits. Regular assessments continue to improve our nation's sexiness.

IMPROVE

+4
 

senior guru

IMPROVE - In most peer reviews Olivia’s voted exceptional..

EXCEPTIONAL

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Enjoy Xmas concubines, Easter pornstars, then indulge old nuns [SPOILER] after Lent.

EASTER

+5
 
Hide 3 replies...

@Buttless smiley Magnificent!! You are a daggum hero!! smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(8mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) That's what a Catholic school made me.

+1
 

@Buttless Haunted!!! smiley

0
 

master

EASTER = "Easy and Slow", trumped earnestly Rabbitt.

HYBRIDS

+1
 

senior guru

HYBRIDS: Have you both rode in dark storms?

TORNADOS

+1
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Tomorrow, our resolution; never again drink outside Sainsbury's.


DRUNKARD

+1
 

senior guru
Report comment
(8mo)
(edited)

DRUNKARD: Do Randy Uncles Not Know About Raging Dads?

MITIGATED smiley

+1
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

My inflatable testicles inspire genuine awe, terrifying every date.

INFLATABLE

+3
 

master

INFLATABLE = I'd Never Felt Lustfully Ardent Till Auntie's Boobies Lurched Expectantly.

CONFESSION

+3
 

God
Report comment
(8mo)

Come over now for everything sinful since I own nymphs πŸ’‹

NIGHTCLUBBING

+3
 

senior guru
Report comment
(8mo)
(edited)

I wanna own my own nym... (pouting and flounces away smiley)

NIGHTCLUBBING - Need I go hither taking classes like underage boys being incredibly naughty guys?

CHARICATURE

+3
 
Hide 2 replies...
Report comment
(8mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) I could sell you a second-hand nymph...

+1
 

@Buttless Dust it off 'n c'mere... I'm counting my dabloons!

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

CARICATURE.
Cannibals are really indulgent. Consume a tart, unequaled rotisserie eating.

ROTISSERIE

+2
 

master

ROTISSERIE = Rowdy Overweight Tossers Interrupted Sexy Sadie's Evermore Raunchy Intimate Expository.

EXPOSITORY

+1
 

God
Report comment
(8mo)

Even Xanax pills obtain sexy itching towards orifices, rectums yearly πŸ’‹

Ragnarok

0
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Rude aunties grab nephews' arses, rejecting other kinsfolk.

REJECTING

+2
 

guru
Report comment
(8mo)

Recently everyone just experamented carrying torches in night gowns

Recently

+1
 

God
Report comment
(8mo)

Running errands constantly engaging nudity till last year πŸ’‹

ENGAGEMENT

+1
 

master
Report comment
(8mo)

Every naturist grows awesome goolies, enhancing my excellent naked torso.



AWESOME.

0
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

where is everyone? Continuing....

AWESOME = American women expect sex, overwhelming men's energy.

AMERICAN

+1
 
Hide 3 replies...

@Buttless Lung crud, too sick to play, type or whine. Just smiley
Didn't wanna spread keyboard kooties. smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(7mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) Yuk, look after yourself. I need all the friends I have. Recommend brandy and honey.

+2
 

@(βŒβ– _β– ) Sorry to hear that T. Take care. Hugs and junk.

+1
 

master

AMERICAN - Awkwardly Mobile Europeans Relish Intercontinental Coffee After Napping.

LITERATURE

0
 

senior guru

LITERATURE: Leaking Intestines Torment Extra Rectal Activity...Taughtness Undermines Recent Emissions! smiley

smiley OUTSTANDING

0
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(7mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) You said that with feeling! smiley

+1
 

senior guru

OUTSTANDING? Others under terrible stress turn around β€˜n demoralize incredibly necessary group.

QUARANTINED

+1
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

Quoting Unger, Abbagnano, Reichenbach and Nietzsche takes intelligence, not everyday dogmatism.
[SPOILER]

NIETZSCHE.

+1
 

senior guru

NEITZSCHE. Nobody even in the zone some consider hot exit.

SCRAMBLE

+1
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

Strippers can rejuvenate all men by lewd exposure.

REJUVENATE.

+2
 

master

REJUVENATE = Randy Englishman Joins Underachieving Ventriloquist Entertaining Native Australians - Thursday Evening.

CODSWALLOP

+2
 
Hide 2 replies...
Report comment
(7mo)

@😷.box.😷 I'm sure there is something discriminatory in there if you look hard enough!

+1
 

@Buttless Too right - I thought that might get you back to the table

smiley

+1
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

CODSWALLOP. Concubines often despise short willies and little leprechauns on principle.

LEPRECHAUNS.

+2
 
Hide 3 replies...

@Buttless smiley I"m fuking DED!!! smiley smiley

0
 
Report comment
(7mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) It's the Guinness that does it.

+1
 

@Buttless TouchΓ©.

+1
 

expert
Report comment
(7mo)
(edited)

LEPRECHAUNS-Larry ejected premature relish, engaging charlies hallucinogenic and urgent nuanced sack!!

Pentadactyle

0
 
Hide 2 replies...
Report comment
(7mo)
0
 
Report comment
(7mo)

@WayneCooks4U Nut sac? smiley

0
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

PENTADACTYLE. Penis enlargers normally treat a droopy appendage, creating tremendous year-long erections. smiley

TREMENDOUS.

+3
 

master

TREMENDOUS = Trixibel Riteousbottom Enjoys Member's Evening - No Doubt Oscar Unzips Slobberingly.

MASCARADE

0
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

MASCARADE [SPOILER]
My ass seems cute and really awesome, don't-be envious!

ENVIOUS

+1
 
Hide 1 reply...

@Buttless Oooo la la!

Wrong language ... my bad!

0
 

expert
Report comment
(7mo)
(edited)

ENVIOUS-Eventually naked vagina initiates overly urgent scrotum's!!!

SCROTUM'S

0
 

master

SCROTUM'S = Scrawny Cats Rummage Oblivious To Uber Mice's Snoring.

HEAVENLY

0
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

Have Ecstasy and Viagra every night, liberate* yourself!
*[SPOILER]

ECSTASY.

+1
 
Hide 1 reply...

@Buttless I am already too liberated, so I'll go for option B please.

0
 

guru
Report comment
(7mo)

Erections can satisfy tasty arses, save yourself

SATISFY

+1
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

Salmon and trout inhabit streams for years.

SALMON

+2
 

senior guru

+1
 

senior guru

Salmon: Some are lingering most obviously needing...

SUPPLIES

0
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

Sadly, unionist party politicians lie in every sentence.

POLITICIANS

+1
 

senior guru

POLITICIANS: People obviously like idiots that can instigate any nonsense... sadly.

FUKADUKRUNNING smiley

+1
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

That's a long one. (ATASTTB)

FUKADUCKRUNNING = Fucking unrepentant kinsfolk always demands unconventional carnal knowledge, regularly utilising not-natural incestuous naked games.

UNREPENTANT

+1
 
Hide 1 reply...

@Buttless Stunning. smiley Made them thar duks proud lemmetellya!

+1
 

senior guru

UNREPENTANT- Unrated new release encompasses pesky entrepreneurs, naughty teens and natural talent!

STERILIZED

+1
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

STERILIZED= See tigers eating real immigrants live, in zoos everywhere daily.

IMMIGRANTS.

+1
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

....I just re-read these posts [SPOILER] !

+1
 
Hide 3 replies...

@Buttless smiley wouldn't go diggin' too deep smiley

0
 
Report comment
(7mo)

@(βŒβ– _β– ) that reminds me, must watch Psycho again.

+1
 

@Buttless Freud would have a field day.

+1
 

senior guru

IMMIGRANTS: Inventive manic measures involve g-spot regalia and naughty tantric sex. [SPOILER]

DEPLORABLE smiley

+1
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

DEPLORABLE = Developers evict property lessees or renters and banks let 'em. [SPOILER]

DEVELOPERS

+2
 

master

DEVELOPERS = Dark Evil Viper Encroaches Listlessly Over Potter's Elbow Repeating Spells

CARLJUNG

0
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

CARLJUNG= Careful! Always rub labial jelly up new girlfriends. [SPOILER]

PSYCHOTHERAPY

+1
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)
(edited)

PSYCHOTHERAPY = Poor Swiss Yodelers Can't Holler Over The High Endless Ranges - Alternately Practice Yoga

CORROBORATE

0
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

Corroborate= Commanding officers remain reticent over ballistic ordnance remaining after the event.

BALLISTIC.

0
 

master

BALLISTIC = Butter Adds Light Lubrication If Skin Tightens In Coitus.

TAUTNESS

0
 
Hide 3 replies...
Report comment
(7mo)

@😷.box.😷 Butter?? [SPOILER]

+1
 

@Buttless smiley smiley smiley

The LUBE just didn't fit.

0
 
Report comment
(7mo)

@😷.box.😷 Ah so. Well the trans-sexual nun needs holy axle grease.

+1
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

TAUTNESS= The average unsatisfied transsexual nun enjoys sado-masochistic sex.

AVERAGE

+1
 

master

AVERAGE = Annabel's Vociferously Effervescent Rimming Ability Garnered Earnings

EFFERVESCENT

0
 

master
Report comment
(7mo)

EFFERVESCENT= Eminent Fenian fetishists enjoy rooting virgins, enterprising Scottish convents exhibit nuns' tuschies.

ENTERPRISING.

0
 

master
Report comment
(6mo)

Bump.

ENTERPRISING= Every night the elected representatives prove reticent in safeguarding imprisoned nun's grannies.

GRANNIES.

0
 

master

GRANNIES = Gringos Rarely Admit Naughty Nookie In Ernesto's Shed.

CORONAS

0
 

master
Report comment
(6mo)

CORONAS= Cunnilingus on respected old Nanas always sucks.

RESPECTED.

+1
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(6mo)

@Buttless or... randy old nuns.
For those with a nun-fixation.

0
 

guru
Report comment
(6mo)

real earthlings shall percivere expecting coming times, erectile disfuntion

COMRADES

0
 
Hide 1 reply...

@torrac Howdy Carrot!! Now there's a familiar name I haven't seen here in a good while? smiley

+1
 

guru
Report comment
(6mo)

smiley aye sometimes I drift lol always good to here from a friend tho smiley an be safe!

+1
 

master
Report comment
(6mo)

COMRADES= Come over (to) my ranch and decadently enjoy sadism.

CARROT

+2
 

master

CARROT = Coughing At Red Revolutionaries Offends Trump.

TRUFFLES

+1
 

master
Report comment
(6mo)

TRUFFLES= Try rubber underwear for fart-limiting environmental safety.

UNDERWEAR.

+2
 

guru
Report comment
(6mo)

unless nobody delivers everyone realy will eat arse roast

DELIVERS

+2
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(6mo)

@torrac Sounds like you are craving takeaways. Me too, they are all closed here for the lockdown.

+1
 

master
Report comment
(6mo)

DELIVERS= Does every librarian in Vladivostok enjoy reading Solzhenitsyn?

LIBRARIAN.

+1
 

master

Librarian = Liberated Independent Blockers Rarely Acquiesce Randomly In
Arbitrary Negotiations

RANDOMISED

+1
 

master
Report comment
(6mo)

RANDOMISED= Research about new diseases only makes isolation seem enormously depressing.

RESEARCH.

0
 

guru
Report comment
(6mo)

recent events shall esculate and reach chaotic heights

ESCULATE

0
 
Hide 2 replies...
Report comment
(6mo)

@torrac er, do you mean escalate?

0
 
Report comment
(6mo)

@Buttless indeed my bad

0
 

master
Report comment
(6mo)

ESCALATE= Everyone's scared Covid antivirus laws are the end.

ANTIVIRUS.

+1
 

master

ANTIVIRUS = And Now, The Independent Vaping Institute Reveals Underground Smoking.

SMOKER

+1
 

guru
Report comment
(5mo)

space monkeys often know earths rituals

MONKEYS

+1
 

master

MONKEYS = Moving On, Nine Kindergarten Entrepreneurs Yowl Solemnly.

SNICKERPUSS

0
 

master
Report comment
(5mo)

... we haven't had any nun revelations for a long time...

SNICKERPUSS= Seminal nuns in crotchless knickers exhibit revealing panties under see-thru scapulars.

KNICKERS

0
 

master

KNICKERS = Kicking Novices In Crotchless Knickers Earns Rector's Scorn

INSTITUTE

0
 

master
Report comment
(5mo)

INSTITUTE= Ingenues never seek to inveigle toyboys until they're erect.

TOYBOYS

0
 

master

TOYBOYS = Tiny Oscillating Yoyos Bring Out Yobbish Screams.

QUARANTINE

0
 

master
Report comment
(5mo)
(edited)

QUARANTINE= Quarrelsome Uneducated A-holes Repeat Anti-factual News Today, It Never Ends.

UNEDUCATED

0
 

master

UNEDUCATED = University Nerds Eventually Ditch Underachieving College Associates Through Evasive Deception.

DECEPTION

+1
 

guru
Report comment
(5mo)

Demons Escape,Creating Evil Prayers to Initiate Old Nuns

INITIATE

+1
 

master

INITIATE = Indigo Nighties Interested Tanya Instantly, Although Torquoise Equally.

CUMULATED

0