"Keyboard Smash" Game (5713 views, 826 replies)
dcikweed = daft crutchbender in knickerbockers will empty elephant's dung [SPOILER]
YUGHIMR
DUPETARIP = Darling undressing pretty erotically tears antique robe into pieces.
asgnboue
SLNGVRHN = Smoothed Legged Nuns Get Vetted Regularly (by) Hairsplitting Novices
WSTBLOB
quandryo = Queasy Underwater Abdominous Necrographer Died Reading Yogi's Obituary
MCVQLUM
SUGARSPICE = Slightly Used Goat At Reasonably Sweet Price (included condoms extra)
MUDINTHEFACE
@---BOX--- We're beginning to defeat the whole purpose of an acronym with the length of these bloody things! Jeeezus! lol
@---BOX--- Here is a feeling chart, to support my Acronym:
(Please note: Dazzling is included and I did not make this chart)
WOTTHEFUK = When other teens take hold everything fills up knickers
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsi ... nah just kidding...
nlazgejg
VWERTGXJK = Various workers exchange rumours, twisting greatly xeroxed jocular keynotes.
vsgjmliv
WUESTYBIR = Wanton undressed equestrian senoritas transform young boys into Romeos.
kxmvfhue
PUKEMUCASXQ = Poor U Keep Energetic Movements Under Control And Suffer Xerostoma Quietly
PRESCRIBED
SOCIOPERTU = Several ornery cats invade other pets expensive refuges troubling underdogs.
svmhotfkn
XBNYRWJHA = Xanthic beakers normally yield reactive waste jellies hardened airily.
nlsmkvnc
@delamitri Came to see how "smashing keyboards" was played? Made it to: "Shit gets ugly once kittens don't do kitten chores" and spit coffee on keyboard.
*Beware of drinking 'n reading.
ikr 0.0
Gaming still appears to be well beyond my pay-grade. rofl
@(⌐■_■) My favorite kind of laughter, when there are liquids involved.
Fortunately, RB is like the coolest of the cool, so we can get silly and just have fun in her games. Rules are for suckers up in here. 😉 So if you give it a whirl, you'll get nothing but kudos!
I'll tell you the worst part of this game. It's when you spend an hour coming up with a rad clever sentence and right before you hit submit, you see somebody beat you to it! Tragic!!!
YEINCJDKPE ~ Yesterday, each intendant noticed court jesters do keep people entertained.
RDEFWAST
@ Oops, correction:
BUATWANDA = Breathing under all the water, animals need diving apparatuses.
PORKPIEHAT = People Out Running Know People Indoors Eating Hamburgers After Teatime.
STAYSAFE
@delamitri TY. (And I'm obviously channeling my inner Andy Rooney here), But, just how does one "draw" a blank?
@delamitri You love it when a plan comes together - eh? Mme D formally known as "The Barbie Doll Strangler with Ken's underpants". out on parole but ... sniffing boxes has changed since you've been inside, Dahlink.
The #peetoo campaign has seen to that.
Every box is sacred so you better get your nose out ... or else you'll be winding up where Weinstein is going and it won't be pretty, doll (pun)
@---BOX--- #peetoo, lord have mercy, glad I already peed or I'd be having a liquid laughing accident, almost but not quite like the one (⌐■_■) had about 4 hours ago.
@delamitri "the one (⌐■_■) had about 4 hours ago."
Not au fait with (⌐■_■)'s accident.
@---BOX--- This new comment # function is tits, yeah?
dosmovies.com/forum/thread/Keyboard-Smas....
@delamitri And it works really well in normal mode without the mammary glands functions.
I hadn't remembered your solution - very good.
ONIONBRTH - Onions normally incite ocular nonvocal breakdowns requiring tissue handling.
ljinxbfh
MAYONENEVER ~ Moggies always yawn, odd naptimes, even nooners, earnestly valuing easy relaxation.
BGCIRE
Quaintly Understated Aromatic Scents Instantly Create Narcolepsy, Unrecognisably Treacherous
BLINDMICE
MENTALGYM = "More Energy Needed To Assimulate Latin Grammer," Yelled Mother.
BASKETON
QUASICTNU - Quintessential undeniably artistic seamstress invents colourful traditionally native uniforms
hurdigerdy
brnisndrs = Brian Rings Natalie, Insisting She Never Drives Round Sheepshed
VULUPTUOUS
CONNDRMEJIT = Control Operators Noticed Nasty Drones Rudely Mocking Enormous Jabberwockies' Inexcusable Trajectory
MULPETKAN
BTICHNOIA - Bawdy teenagers insist catching herpes negates other infectious ailments.
pjeflyew
UNOITSUHA - Unbridled naked orgy inflames tormented, sexually unhappy, husbands affair.
yivcarwm
GOTCHABIGBOY - Grabbing oversized tits continually helps ardent boys invent games based on yonis.
grtblsfr
@delamitri Definitely going on your Amazon wish list.
Will need size and number of eggs?
Imagine the twists and turns you could give to the story, the new characters and not to mention the banning orders while ... you are organising ...you know ...ehmmm.
Wonderful - a organic experience (oop! a few typos - bloody computer)
@---BOX--- Ha organic. OMG, Amazon does sell those and they're Prime! Two day free shipping.
@delamitri Treat yourself and then you can tell us all about it - through the high brow literature we produce here of course. None of the smutty stuff you can find elsewhere.
It will be a first.
They'll make a film about you; "First Woman and her Eggs".
@ Begs the question, why did the person who originally invented such a thing make them egg-shaped out of all the possible 3D shapes they could have chosen from?
Also begs the additional questions, how did someone figure out that putting an egg-shaped stone in a vagina would make a great and very specific form of exercise for a lady? And what were they originally trying to do to the lady before they finally figured the exercise thing out?
@delamitri From reading Lurkio's link, they might become an obsession and instead of a "goader" you may turn into a "hoarder".
mewzkput = Medieval English Witches Zapped Kittens' Pussies, Understandably Taboo.
VLCKAMP
INDIGALET - Indigenous native dancers insist girls are learning extreme twerking.
weaselboy
@---BOX--- Well as long as they give them a thorough wash inside before use they should be okay...
XEROZERO = Xenopus Eats Ringed Oysters Zested Exclusively, Re-erecting Oliver! [SPOILER]
POUNDGOL
TOOTWOTOOT = Two On Oranges, Three With Olives, The Others Over Twice [SPOILER]
[b]CATCHME[ /b]
@uunbound LOL....not to be nit picky, but a "Twat" is just an obnoxious person... or a woman's genitals.
So the vagina is claiming a man?
DONUTHOLZ ~ Delightful okapis navigate unsuccessfully through hundreds of lazy zoologists.
ANALOVE
COOKIEMNSTR - Continual orgasms overpower kinkily inflamed erotic mistresses naughty sex thoughts repeatedly.
wrknoply
POHILKFEDAS ~ Pompous old heathens in love kiss first, earning daily accusatory slaps.
RSTYBONE
IRTIMALED - Introducing Red Thermal Intimates Made Alice's Lasciviousness Extremely Delectable
CROWBAR
PANTSONFIRE ~ Priests and nuns take solemn oaths, never feigning ignorance regarding evil.
LUBEUTTS
LUBEUTTS = Lacy Uplifting Bras Enhances Undergraduates' Tiny Titties, Somewhat
TOUCHFEEL
TOUCHFEEL ≈ the only understandable chap has found entries emplifying lasciviousness.
DEEZNUTS
DRIBSUONEVAR ~ Draining resources in big sums until one night everyone vanishes after ruination.
NOFUNCUM
NECROPHILYA ~ Naturally every crazy resident oppressed passionate honest idividuals lamenting youth authority.
BANGCOC
HOTNIPPLE = Having Only Thought Negatively In Paris, Pierre Left Effortlessly
TUFFLOVE
BUTTPLUGG = Buying Under The Table Pineapples Leaves Unpleasant Gestational Gases
FLYFISHY
CUNNILINT - Carnally unsupervised nubile nuns illicit loving incites naughty teatimes.
fetaloil
KOPULATER ~ Killer offspring poisoned unsuspecting ladies, absolutely terrorizing effeminate ruffians.
DOOSHERY
BIGZGAZUMS = Boys In Green Zootsuits Generally Apply Zit Unguent More Steadily
MINDERLY
FREAKACARF ~ Flourishing recuperative entities attack killer abiders, corrupted amid resulting frustrations.
JGMNTLAPS
BIGHARDER = By Introducing Green Haired Ants, Richard Discovered Everlasting Rooibos
CULDESAC
Step right up and show your tautological dexterity to smash the keyboard on ...
CULDESAC
Any takers?
KUNDRUMS - Kibitzers understand nudity doesn't require unnecessary maddening specification.
thronegame
thronegame = Through Heavy Rain, Owen Never Engaged Grotesquely Against Monstrous Effigies
INYOUREYE
INYOUREYE - Incomparable nude youths outrage ugly repressed evil yammering egomaniacs.
doverpros
DOVERPROS ~ Debauchees' offensive vices entertain receptive people, ruling out saintliness.
TWATKNOT
FAKETITTY = Foolish Aliens Know Earthlings Touch Intimately The Throbbing Yarts
QUAVERLO
QUAVERLO - Quixotically unexpected alms validates entirely random loan operation.
godsdebris
ARMPITHAIR = Another Rather Mighty Pounding In The Hemorrhoids Always Induces Rage
NAUGHTYNEB
TIGHTRING - Totalitarian insanity gets hatefully threatening, riling incited nomothetic guardians.
yellowvest
yellowvest = Yet Even Lazy Laurence Once Won Various Eurovision Shaggable Teddies.
MIGHTNOT
@delamitri ≈
That
Only
Makes
Me
Yearn
To
Wi n
Over
The
Ostensibly
Nice
Educationalist
❤
@---BOX--- I knew you'd catch that! Yes, I pulled out my folder this morning and now I just have to choose one. I forget how troubled I was all those years ago. It's like night and day compared to now. Pretty cool. 🙂
@delamitri No pressure D. Maybe you don't want to go back there. Then leave it closed and keep the sunshine shining.
@---BOX--- All good, Monsiur Box. Enough time has passed and things have changed so much that it's actually almost foreign to me. Spooky in a good way.
DEMAPPLES = Devilishy Eager Management Appraise Peon's Prunes Leaving Extra Stools
HLXUKCR
GIRLDUM ≈ girls in real life don't understand me 😐
SNOTGOBBLE ≈ saying no over the game of blue balls ladies [no] exceptions 😑
CREAMESS ≈ can real estate and marriage ever spell success? 😶
HOLDON!
SPACECADET ≈ sexual products are coming, everyone can apply (don't email though)
KERFUFFLE ≈ kinky entertainers riotously fostered uninhibited frivolous fun lacking embarrassment
NUTTERS
NICEPAIR = Norbert Instantly Considered Enlarging Polly's Apparati In Retrospect.
FIFDOMIX
enemies = English Nincompoops Effortlessly Mock Interrailing European Students
CRAWLEAK
Brave ugly tourists must understand never challenge horrorscopes :-)
drifjek
BUTMUNCH ≈ babe understands that my unusual needs circumvent hers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
drifjek ≈ driving's risky if freewheeling juveniles ever knew
TOSSALAD
@uunboundd (whispers) OK but what "needs of hers" do you circumvent. Nothing to do with bacon I hope as I notice you are in the "bacon zone" recently.
@uunboundd Left ... moving on
(imagination on overdrive with the "multifaceted couple" statement)
SADDLEUP = Surely Androids Don't Dawdle Leaving Everybody Uncomfortably Passive
XCJOQPZI
SMOOTHBUM - Successful managers optimistically offer teens handy business understanding mentoring.
lhxkbubl
MYGODDESS ~ Mister Yarborough got old delivering donuts every spring steadfastly.
NOMANBUNS
@delamitri nah, its good for them to have someone else in the spotlight for a change. it teaches self reliance, plus they get a little more freedom to learn and grow on their own.
@delamitri Gosh, nobody else liked it. :(
I must've offended some dinosaurs about their weight.
lol
TIGHTSTUFF = Tall Irish Girls Have Trouble Stealing That Underwear From France.
SFEWAJOTB
SFEWAJOTB ≈ she's frigging everything with a joint or tallywacker beautifully.
APLEBTOM
YOURAWEINER = Yikes! Olivia's Undergarments Really Attracted Widespread Interest Exposing Rosebud
RETABULO
YOURAWEINER ≈ youth overestimate untraditional romance and weddings, especially if neither entails religion.
RETABULO ≈ royals enjoy talking about beautiful undergarments ladies offer.
SITONTHIS
FATBLOKE = Flatulence Abuse Terrorises Blonde Ladies On Knightbridge's Elephants
JOESBLOG
KLOPPFAIL = Kentish Ladies Offer Perfidious Platitudes For Average Intelligent Louts
BRITSNOB
@---BOX--- I didn't think of that (inspired), but it was probably subliminal.
You did that on purpose, didn't you???!!! :O
WMNRULYES = Wiley Ministers Nudge Randy Undersecretaries Longingly Yet Everyone Suspects
AMZLKNG
DAFUQUSAY = Daughters! Abandon Fear Using Queefs Under Secret Apologetic Yops [SPOILER]
[b]EASYBIT[ /b]
PLSDNTYELL ≈ people like she ^ definitely tell you everything looks lovely🌹
SWEETALKER
SWEETALKER = Some Wanker Eats Everything, Then Alexandra Lies Knickerless Entertaining Revellers
SLOBODAN
APHRODISIAC - Assorted peanuts hurled randomly over damsels in silk incite awkward conversation.
starbars
RESENTFUL - Reasonably erotic stories entice naughty thoughts from uninspired lovers.
holyballs
TOPBANANA - Terrible overacting pained bawdy artistic nude actors new associates.
scndchncs
WISHBONE ≈ why isn't sharing her body once not enough?
SMOKINHOT ≈ she might only know if neither has one testicle.
UPPERDRESS
@uunboundd I gave you points and they will magically appear!
Poof!
Just pray your face doesn't have whatever tragedy befell this blokes face! :O
UPPERDRESS - Unthinking police pretend everything really does require excessive shooting skills.
brutality
YACUMOUT ≈ you ^ always create unique metaphors of understanding transmogrification.
[b]YALCUMBACK[/ b]
AULDFELLA ≈ an unappreciated lad doesn't feel especially like loving ageists.
SHAMEFULL
BIRDGURL ≈ beautiful in red dresses, girls underestimate randy lechers
Get smashing!! ≈ good evening the 'smashing' alludes sexual horseplay, inevitably
naughty girl!!
GETURFIX
GETURFIX = Groping Elephants Tittlate Uninvited Randy Floosies Investigating Xenophilia
MISTIMED
HAIRYBONE ≈ has anyone inevitably regretted yelling "bend over now" earnestly?
HARRYFISH
WARMGRAVY ≈ War and Remembrance memorialised great rescues and victorious yesterdays.
Africa ≈ animal friends🐾 really interesting characters always.
LUMPYSAUC
SARAHPALIN ≈ she's a really ardent huckster, Palin, and looks incredibly naive.
AURORABORE
@Teeny💋 Lol that's a good one, but Crutchies smash word was
FALSEPAIR
So you havw to solve that one first, and then give another for the next player to solve.
FALSEPAIR ≈ for a little sex, evening prices are increasingly robbery.
Fnxtub ≈ free nude xeroxes, taken under bum!
CMONBIRD
PLUCKBIRD ≈ plucky ladies understand: carrying knives bring idiot rapists distress.
STUFFING
HAIRYHOLE ≈ her arse is radiantly youthful, harkening [ostensibly] loving examination.
MORNINGPOO
MEMBERSHIP ≈ masturbating effectively makes believing everyone's ridiculous sexual hope is possible.
SEXCLUSIVE
HOTHARDFUN ≈ heading over to hangout at RAVENOUSbird's did feel unexpectedly naughty...😈
GETINTHERE
GETINTHERE = "Good Evening Trouble", Interrupted Noddy. "Tattle Hopes Everything Ran Effortlessly".
HORSELIPS
SHAVEDCHEST ≈ she had a very excitable disposition concerning her evenly shaved twat.
HORSELIPS ≈ her overtly rambunctious sexuality eventually left it painfully swollen.
VIVACIOUS
NASALSNOT ≈ nasty and sarcastic answers lack seriously needed original talent.
SERIOUSLY
BALLWASHER = Basic Amateur Lawn Lounging Will Always Seem Harder Entertaining Robots
CREWCUTTER
CREWCUTTER ≈ cutting remarks - especially when Crutchbender understands them, typically elicit response.
COMBOVER
COCKTAIL = Calculating Over Crutchbender's Knickerbockers Taxed Abaci In London
GUINESPOUR
GUINESPOUR ≈ guys understand if non existent sex pleases our under-endowed radicals.
CORKPOPPER
HOTORGYTIME ≈ heading over to our rooms, getting youthfully turgid in masturbatory escapism.
SWINGALING
FASTMUNCHER ≈ fast and swift tongues make unexpected noises, causing her embarrassment rightfully.
FARTBOXER
PROPHETS ≈ perhaps Ravenousbird obliges people herein entertain themselves sexually?
RANDYLADS
TIGHTDENIMS = Those Innocent Green Horns That Dare Entertain Naughty Ideas Must Sweat
IFYOUTHINK
RANCIDNUTS ≈ raisin and nut cereal is delicious, nutritious, unquestionably tasty satisfaction.
WELCUMNEWB :)
WELCUMNEWB = While Everyone Loved Charlie's Underfed Manx, Nancy Enjoyed Willie's Balls
YOUNEVERWALK
YOUNEVERWALK ≈ yes or unequivocally no: Elvis visited every room with a little kid?
MONEYTALKS
FUKDAUPSHUT ≈ forget unsuspecting, kindly dad and upload photos showing her underwear today.
TAKEURTIME
MRKNOWITALL ≈ men really know nothing; over-scrupulous women insist they're all loathsome liars.
BUTWHATDOIKNOW
BIGBILLSPIZZA = Because I Get Bored In Losing Lemons So Penguins In Zoo Zip Around
JOHNSAJERK
JOHNSAJERK ≈ just overhearing her now: smiling, as john experiences real karma.
MIGHTYMOUSE
SMARTGUYEH ≈ smarty mouse a recently titled guru underestimates yet embraces her.
IFYOUSAYSO
WHATTHEHELL ≈ when her attention teeter totters: he'll elevate his excited, libidinous lust!
WHYDAHELLNOT
BOTTOMLESS ≈ boring old tea time, or might ladies expect surreptitious seduction?
GRABBERTEATS
UGOTITBOYO = Useful Geophysical Overland Topography Interests Todd, But Other Yardangs Offend.
WHETAPTI
FABFUNMOOB ≈ finding a british female undressing naturally mesmerises our older boys.
ONEHANDFUN
ONEHANDFUN = Only Nerds Enthusiastically Hire Automatics, Never Driving For Unabashed Nuttiness.
BLACKNIGHT
DREAMSCAPES = Dodging Rear Entrances At Mega Stadiums Can Always Please Emergency Services
CELTICRANGERS
BARBIEDOLL ≈ beer and rib barbecue is either delicious or legitimately lacking.
ICANTWATCH
ICANTWATCH = If Carlos Always Naps Turning West, Alice Thinks Communication Hostilities.
QUIDPROQUO
QUIDPROQUO = Quietly Undressing In Darkness, Pamela Rubbed Oils Quickly Under Oxters.
DUMMIES
BLOCKHEADS = Blissful Lovebirds Organised Competitive Kissing Heats Elevating Ardour, Dethroningly Suckable.
COCKANDBULL
HARDYHAR = Handjobs Are Refused During Yearly Harvest, Accumulating Randiness
REDBREAST
REDBREAST ≈ recalcitrant Eunoia's double blocking really emphasises a suspicious temperament.
BLUETASSEL
BLUETASSEL = Blimey Lad! Unfortunate Ewe's Trifling Affronts Simply Shows Ewe's Loftiness [SPOILER]
ELEVATION
PINKTHONG ≈ people in need know that humping obligates necessary gyrations.
FANNYPACK
TIGHTSHIRT = Total Integration Garners Holy Trophies So Hairy Idiots Romp Together
CHAMPIONSHIP
HOOFINGOUT ≈ hopefully one other female in night garments offers unrestricted treats.
HUFFANDPUFF
PUREVODKA = Paddling Under Rudderless Extremism, Virgil Often Drank Kazakh Alcohol.
ADMINISTER
HASHTALKER = Havering Always Seems Harder Than Antagonstic Lecturing, Knowing Everyone Righteously
CONTROVERSY
CONTROVERSY ≈ could our naughty thoughts reveal obvious vaginal envy? Ravenousbird says 'yes'. [SPOILER]
DIVER SIONS
@uunboundd Apparently Freud thought that women suffered from penis envy but vaginal envy opens lots of other avenues and legs.
Maybe answers can be found at ...
www.twomovies.xyz/forum/thread/B...
We'll be getting our ace reporters on this right away,
DIVERSIONS = During "Inverted Vision Examinations", Roger Saw Instagram On Norman's Soles.
INSSIPPID
DEMOKRAT = Deviant Entertainers Might Occasionally Kill Religiously Ambigious Thinkers.
TOTALAPE
ELEPHANTOID = Endless Lazy Evenings Playing Hopscotch And Noisely Taunting Other Idealistic Daydreamers
WINTERBOTTOM
WINTERBOTTOM ≈ women in Northern Territory enjoy revealing breasts over their 🔥Tinder on Mondays.
SUMMERBREEZE
SUMMERBREEZE = Sensual Uplifting Massages Maybe Enjoyed Repeatedly By Ridiculously Expensive Evzones, Zapping Erections!
WATCHJQVL
EMOTIVE = Even Married Octogenerian Twats Idolize Viagra Erections.
IMPLXDMEFL
@---BOX---
PS - "IMPLXDMEFL" -- that's the worst acronym I've ever seen! lolololol who would remember that???
BIGSPURTER ~ Banging In Good Spirits Pleases Uninhibited Randy Types Embracing Ribaldry.
COLDLUNCH
CUNILINGUS ~ Can't Understand Naughty Individual's Language If Not Given User Specifications.
DUCKBUTTER
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God
As the title suggests, you "smash" the keyboard.
Then the next person will form a sentence from the letters and then "smash" the keyboard for the next person to make a sentence.
Example:
eijmo
Elmo is jiggly most often.
Begin with this:
ikgrij
@ Awesome game
@Teeny💋 I hope you'll play. :)