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As the title suggests, you "smash" the keyboard.

Then the next person will form a sentence from the letters and then "smash" the keyboard for the next person to make a sentence.


Example:

eijmo

Elmo is jiggly most often.


Begin with this:

ikgrij

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@ Awesome game

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@Teeny💋 I hope you'll play. :)

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@ This made me laugh out loud!

Good one, Ravenous

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@DemandingFemale Lol you're welcome. These games can be quite funny.

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@..box.. We're beginning to defeat the whole purpose of an acronym with the length of these bloody things! Jeeezus! lol

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@ Just waiting for someone to drop

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicov olcanoconiosis"

in as an acronym...

-EDIT- the word's so long the chat window keeps breaking it in two...

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@Lurkio Wait, it's coming now that you've "said" it! :O

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@ Sorry, I like 'em long so there is more room to play and also it gets your brain into gear and away from posting turkeyhead pictures. I have loads more reasons - When I was very, very small I used to ...

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@ That was a really amazing effort RB.

Don't want to be too niggly but I have never had that "dazzling" emotion - am I missing something in my psyche?

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@..box.. Here is a feeling chart, to support my Acronym:

(Please note: Dazzling is included and I did not make this chart) smiley

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@ Afer seeing this I feel PHENOMENAL but what sort of thing would evoke a DAZZLING feeling - if I stuck my finger in the electric socket would that be a DAZZLING feeling?

[SPOILER]

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@..box.. Either that or a really powerful [SPOILER]

Woohoo!

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@ you soo fast - did u see spoiler?

I still haven't got the electrical appliance you refer to, so I'll have to stick to the socket for my DAZZLING emotions!!

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@..box.. Maybe you need this:

[SPOILER] :O :O :O


LOL I only just saw your spoiler. :)

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@ I have other means of help in that department LOL

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@Lurkio You are super good at this!

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@ Thank you. smiley

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@delamitri Came to see how "smashing keyboards" was played? Made it to: "Shit gets ugly once kittens don't do kitten chores" and spit coffee on keyboard.

*Beware of drinking 'n reading.

ikr 0.0

Gaming still appears to be well beyond my pay-grade. rofl

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Fortunately, RB is like the coolest of the cool, so we can get silly and just have fun in her games. Rules are for suckers up in here. 😉 So if you give it a whirl, you'll get nothing but kudos!

I'll tell you the worst part of this game. It's when you spend an hour coming up with a rad clever sentence and right before you hit submit, you see somebody beat you to it! Tragic!!! smiley

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@ Oops, correction:

BUATWANDA = Breathing under all the water, animals need diving apparatuses.

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@(⌐■_■) smileysmiley
I left Monsieur Box with some dung beetles over in the ban thread. We'll just leave the beans for him to clean up.

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@delamitri You love it when a plan comes together - eh? Mme D formally known as "The Barbie Doll Strangler with Ken's underpants". out on parole but ... sniffing boxes has changed since you've been inside, Dahlink.

The #peetoo campaign has seen to that.

Every box is sacred so you better get your nose out ... or else you'll be winding up where Weinstein is going and it won't be pretty, doll (pun)

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@..box.. #peetoo, lord have mercy, glad I already peed or I'd be having a liquid laughing accident, almost but not quite like the one (⌐■_■) had about 4 hours ago.

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@delamitri "the one (⌐■_■) had about 4 hours ago."

Not au fait with (⌐■_■)'s accident.

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@..box.. This new comment # function is tits, yeah?

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@delamitri And it works really well in normal mode without the mammary glands functions.

I hadn't remembered your solution - very good.

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@Lurkio VERY good!!!

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@ Thank you. smiley

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@..box.. Yes, with that great cardboard acoustic phenomenon you have going on.

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@delamitri smiley . Your turn Mme D.

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@..box.. Bah! Too hard.

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MAYONENEVER ~ Moggies always yawn, odd naptimes, even nooners, earnestly valuing easy relaxation.


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@delamitri Very impressive D.

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LUKADADRA ~ Living under katydids, a daffodil and dandelion rarely appeared.


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VUNDCADE = Very unfair negotiations don't concede additional disproportionate extras.

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CRABLET = Cunning remarks are b**chy language everyone tolerates.


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FCUKLID = Finally children understood kindergarten learning is delightful.


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BLKHERBTT ~ Big loud keesters happily emit rapid butt trumpet toots.


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@delamitri hahahahahahaha smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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LOL you cannot drink striptease. smiley

RUDLCRWE = Really unusual dreams leave children ripe with emotions.


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@ ecdysiast; plural noun: ecdysiasts

a striptease performer.

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@..box.. I know that, silly. You still can't drink one! Lol

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@ Hmmm ... depending on the flavour and the thirst, I suppose it has been done. With the right motivation on both sides, of course.

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@..box.. Ewwww or OOoooh depending upon your mood.

haha

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@ I'm going with ewwww here, hahaha!

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@delamitri Boxie has vehemently declined as his bone is too close. :O

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@ smiley smiley

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@delamitri Ewww and Box's bone = close

Lololololololol

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@ Ewwww is a bit too close to the bone for me.

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@..box.. Bahahahahaha!!!

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Next??? smiley smiley smiley

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MENTALGYM = "More Energy Needed To Assimulate Latin Grammer," Yelled Mother.


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@..box.. That one actually works as an acronym! :)

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@ I am so happy! I am "Ringing Out Your Great Bells In Victory"

Now please kill the terminator gif! smiley

PS Just copyrighted that mental acronym so don't even think about it Birdy!

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@..box.. No. Terminator needs fake breast girl to balance the situation...

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@ Spoil sport.

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@ Box? D? Lurkio? I wanna play!

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QUASICTNU - Quintessential undeniably artistic seamstress invents colourful traditionally native uniforms


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@Lurkio Ok, that's really special! I love it!

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@ Thank you. smiley

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TURNLEFT

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TURNLEFT = Thirteen Unicorns Ran Niftily Lancing Everything For Tomfoolery

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@..box.. You can do better, Boxie! lol

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COMPLSUM - Cans of melted peaches leak sticky ugly mess


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brnisndrs = Brian Rings Natalie, Insisting She Never Drives Round Sheepshed


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VULUPTUOUS = Vexed under little ushering pedophiles threaten unacceptable overtures under safety.


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MULPETKAN = make up less phonetic examples, they keep adding nonsensicals.

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ISPEBUFS = I Suspect Parrots Earnestly Bribe Undertakers For Sex.


QNACMOR

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@..box.. Bahahahahahaha

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QNACMOR - Quiet nubile actress challenges man over romance.


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wtopnylv = When the only person necessary yells loudly, vamoose!


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SNOGCLUB = Seeing Nuala's Overgrown Gigantic Cucumbers Left Una Bitter.


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@..box.. Ahem!

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EMPTLAG = even my patience to listen aggravates greatly.


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ODAULPS = Only dangerously antagonistic, unprofessional laywomen prostitute syntax.

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BTICHNOIA - Bawdy teenagers insist catching herpes negates other infectious ailments.


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@Lurkio :O :O :O smiley smiley smiley ewwwww! haha

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@ I surprised myself with that one smiley

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pjeflyew = Petulant jargon exhibits flagrant linguistics; yobbery easily witnessed.


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UNOITSUHA - Unbridled naked orgy inflames tormented, sexually unhappy, husbands affair.


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YIVCARWN ~ Young independent vixen charms a raffish women's man.

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TUGIBRC - Totally undressed girl incites brawl, ruining clubhouse.


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@Lurkio I bet she would. Lol

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wspnvaym = Wet Soggy Pee Navegators, Very Amicably Yerk Mutually

CUTTLEPS

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@..box.. Yerk??? Ouch! Lol

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CUTTLEPS = Contagious unexplained Taeniasis terminates lasting entrails prolonging septisemia.

GOTCHABIGBOY

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@ Big boy? I'd call it a whopper! Too much for a simple Happy Meal boxette.

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GOTCHABIGBOY - Grabbing oversized tits continually helps ardent boys invent games based on yonis.


grtblsfr

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@Lurkio Yoni eggs 😳
That's what I get for looking stuff up. smiley

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@delamitri Definitely going on your Amazon wish list.

Will need size and number of eggs?

Imagine the twists and turns you could give to the story, the new characters and not to mention the banning orders while ... you are organising ...you know ...ehmmm.

Wonderful - a organic experience (oop! a few typos - bloody computer)

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@..box.. Ha organic. OMG, Amazon does sell those and they're Prime! Two day free shipping.

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@delamitri Treat yourself and then you can tell us all about it - through the high brow literature we produce here of course. None of the smutty stuff you can find elsewhere.

It will be a first.

They'll make a film about you; "First Woman and her Eggs".

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@..box.. Gives a new perspective on laying an egg.

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@delamitri Those hens know a thing or two!!!

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@delamitri yoniegg.com

#NotSponsored

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@Lurkio smiley Ancient Chinese secret smiley

"You are reading this because you know more is possible."

Yeah, so just pop an egg up there! smiley

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@delamitri ... But we already gots eggs "in der".... :O

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@ Begs the question, why did the person who originally invented such a thing make them egg-shaped out of all the possible 3D shapes they could have chosen from?

Also begs the additional questions, how did someone figure out that putting an egg-shaped stone in a vagina would make a great and very specific form of exercise for a lady? And what were they originally trying to do to the lady before they finally figured the exercise thing out?

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@Lurkio Further in-depth investigation required along with lab experiments and volunteers.

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@..box.. Sounds like it'd be a hard, but worthwhile study... smiley

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@Lurkio "It is believed that women have been practicing with stone eggs for over 5,000 years."

All I want to know is, what were they practicing? 😳

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@delamitri cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck

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@ smiley

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@delamitri From reading Lurkio's link, they might become an obsession and instead of a "goader" you may turn into a "hoarder".

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@Lurkio Bahahahaha ha!!

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@ I thought that might amuse... smiley

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GRTBLSFR ~ Gesticulating rapidly to beckon lady sailors for rations.

BNHJKIG

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AMFORMIC = Arian men fornicating other races make it confusing.


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OSEHBRY - Older sex experts help bondage randy youths.


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mewzkput = Medieval English Witches Zapped Kittens' Pussies, Understandably Taboo.


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VLCKAMP - Virgins like calm kissing and much petting.


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@Lurkio Woo hoo... Another one!

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capybara = Cumming and peeing, young boys, are ridgelingly awesome.

INDIGALET

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INDIGALET - Indigenous native dancers insist girls are learning extreme twerking.


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@Lurkio Haha :)

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weaselboy = When enemies assume something, every little belligerent overture ywrokes.


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@ Needed an original Dr. Johnson dictionary for that last word. Luckily, I keep one handy for such occasions.

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BOLDSTEP = Blimey, Old Latex Dolls Selling To Expert Pornographers

SHUDLINK

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@..box.. Well as long as they give them a thorough wash inside before use they should be okay... smiley

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@Lurkio I seem to be creating that emoji in a lot of people today - It's my Green Day I suppose.

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@..box.. At least we don't have to wake you up when September ends... smiley

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@..box.. Ohhhh ewwwww, that's a nasty visual. haha

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@ Another green face? go wan, go wan, go wan.

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SHUDLINK = Seriously! Hurry up! Don't lallygag! It's new-age karma!


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XEROZERO = Xenopus Eats Ringed Oysters Zested Exclusively, Re-erecting Oliver! [SPOILER]

POUNDGOL

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POUNDGOL ~ Pieces of uncut nougat don't get overlooked long.


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@delamitri Mmmm, nougat....

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HARDASS = Harvey Always Regarded Dominique As Seriously Sexy

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LONGTOM - Loving only nubile girls tests ordinary men.


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greatscott = Generally, rigorous exercise aggrivates tendinitis sometimes continuing overuse that tears.


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TOOTWOTOOT = Two On Oranges, Three With Olives, The Others Over Twice [SPOILER]

[b]CATCHME[ /b]

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CATCHME ≈ can't any twat claim her man easily.


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@uunbound LOL....not to be nit picky, but a "Twat" is just an obnoxious person... or a woman's genitals.

So the vagina is claiming a man? smiley smiley

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@ isn't that how it works? - or are you assuming the gender of obnoxious persons cannot be female as well? smiley

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@uunbound I found it funny, so that's all I was saying. Bahahahahaha

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@ all good, and i never find you obnoxious in the least. ;)

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@uunbound Awww same as that. smiley smiley

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IFYOUCAN = Idioms finagle yesterday's over used common adgectives naturally.


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DONUTHOLZ ~ Delightful okapis navigate unsuccessfully through hundreds of lazy zoologists.

ANALOVE

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@delamitri Rock on! 👍 👍 👍

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Rosebud = Raging, obese sycophants enjoy bringing unfettered discipline.

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COOKIEMNSTR - Continual orgasms overpower kinkily inflamed erotic mistresses naughty sex thoughts repeatedly.


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@Lurkio Are you trying to tell us something??? Hmmmm??? lol

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@ Maybe, I neither confirm nor deny... smiley

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@Lurkio LOL ah ha, it's as I suspected.

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@ What is there to suspect?

Apart from having a way with the written word... smiley

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HARDMMBR = Humans are rarely demure, maintaining massive bullying resources.


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POHILKFEDAS ~ Pompous old heathens in love kiss first, earning daily accusatory slaps.

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PANTSONFIRE ~ Priests and nuns take solemn oaths, never feigning ignorance regarding evil.

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@delamitri TRUE!!!!

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LUBEUTTS = Lacy Uplifting Bras Enhances Undergraduates' Tiny Titties, Somewhat

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@..box.. Anyone for Word Tennis?

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CONKERZIP = Convivial, open narrischkeit keeps earthlings readily zany including people.


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NOFUNCUM = Ninety ovulating females used naughty creams undermining menstruation. :O


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@..box.. Still waiting

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fetaloil ≈ fulfilling every temptation and lust, only in love.


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Hope Udders Point On Intersections Not Energy Rupees


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TESTICKLE ≈ touch everything she touched if certain knowledge lacks enquiry


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EREXION ~ Enraged raptors eat xenons instead of narbaleks.


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DOOSHERY ≈ don't overestimate oddfellows stuffing her entry raw yearly.


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HOTSPLOSH = Heterosexuals only tolerate sexual partners liking only sex heterosexually.


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BIGZGAZUMS = Boys In Green Zootsuits Generally Apply Zit Unguent More Steadily

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MINDERLY = Moderation includes nascent duties even researching likely yentas.

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FREAKACARF ~ Flourishing recuperative entities attack killer abiders, corrupted amid resulting frustrations.


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BIGHARDER = By Introducing Green Haired Ants, Richard Discovered Everlasting Rooibos


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@..box.. :O say it isn't so! :O

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@ Sorry to break the bad news but it is true ...

CULDESAC is the next one.

If you are a fan of rooibos, then you are in luck. Amazing what those green haired little fecker can do.

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Step right up and show your tautological dexterity to smash the keyboard on ...


CULDESAC

Any takers?

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CULDESAC - Cautious undertakers lower dead entertainers slowly and carefully.


billdoor

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YUNGSLIM = Young Undergrads Never Give Streakers Lessons In Mathematics

KUNDRUMS

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KUNDRUMS - Kibitzers understand nudity doesn't require unnecessary maddening specification.


thronegame

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thronegame = Through Heavy Rain, Owen Never Engaged Grotesquely Against Monstrous Effigies

INYOUREYE

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INYOUREYE - Incomparable nude youths outrage ugly repressed evil yammering egomaniacs.


doverpros

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DOVERPROS ~ Debauchees' offensive vices entertain receptive people, ruling out saintliness.


TWATKNOT

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FAKETITTY = Foolish Aliens Know Earthlings Touch Intimately The Throbbing Yarts


QUAVERLO

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QUAVERLO - Quixotically unexpected alms validates entirely random loan operation.


godsdebris

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ARMPITHAIR = Another Rather Mighty Pounding In The Hemorrhoids Always Induces Rage

NAUGHTYNEB

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@..box.. I would imagine so. 😂

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TIGHTRING - Totalitarian insanity gets hatefully threatening, riling incited nomothetic guardians.


yellowvest

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yellowvest = Yet Even Lazy Laurence Once Won Various Eurovision Shaggable Teddies.

MIGHTNOT

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MIGHTNOT ≈ might i get her telephone number over there?


DEMAPPLES

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@uunboundd smiley 👍

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@delamitri ... well?

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@uunboundd 867-5309

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@delamitri
That
Only
Makes
Me
Yearn

To
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Over

The
Ostensibly
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@uunboundd Okay, that's just cool, for real.

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@delamitri thanks, i would have settled for smooth smiley but wow!

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@delamitri Does the structure ring any bells?

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@..box.. I knew you'd catch that! Yes, I pulled out my folder this morning and now I just have to choose one. I forget how troubled I was all those years ago. It's like night and day compared to now. Pretty cool. 🙂

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@delamitri No pressure D. Maybe you don't want to go back there. Then leave it closed and keep the sunshine shining.

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@..box.. All good, Monsiur Box. Enough time has passed and things have changed so much that it's actually almost foreign to me. Spooky in a good way.

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@delamitri Good to hear.

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DEMAPPLES = Devilishy Eager Management Appraise Peon's Prunes Leaving Extra Stools

HLXUKCR

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HLXUKCR ≈ his little xenophobic understudies kicked cancers rear


JIBTDRY

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JIBTDRY ~ Jeremy's instant body transformation doesn't respect yahoos.


GIRLDUM

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GIRLDUM ≈ girls in real life don't understand me 😐

SNOTGOBBLE ≈ saying no over the game of blue balls ladies [no] exceptions 😑

CREAMESS ≈ can real estate and marriage ever spell success? 😶


HOLDON!

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FURRYCAT ≈ father understands reasoning reckless youth can't apply to


FINICKY

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SPACECADET ≈ sexual products are coming, everyone can apply (don't email though)

KERFUFFLE ≈ kinky entertainers riotously fostered uninhibited frivolous fun lacking embarrassment


NUTTERS

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QUACKFED

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FIFDOMIX

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EVERYGIRL

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EVERYGIRL ~ Eating vegetables ensures robust youngsters grow in real life.


LDYBITS

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LDYBITS = Lady Dancers' Young Bodies Interest Tall Swedes.

HUMPLAY

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HUMPLAY ~ Hugs undoubtedly motivate people, like average yardmen.


YAKFLAP

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YAKFLAP = Yodelling Alpine Killjoys Fling Leftovers At Partygoers.

HSDKONRT

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HOTPANTS ~ Horny old tramps pant after numerous twirling skirts.

BGREATR

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CAMELTOE

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CAMELTOE ≈ can anyone make enough laughter to offend everyone?

BLOCKED

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BLOCKED - Bacon lovers overeating causes killjoys envious despair.


traitor

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traitor ≈ try rationalising an idiot tattletale or reporter.


enemies

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CRAWLEAK

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masochist

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MASOCHIST ~ Misty and sad ogre cried himself into suicidal tendencies.


BUTMUNCH

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drifjek

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BUTMUNCH ≈ babe understands that my unusual needs circumvent hers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

drifjek ≈ driving's risky if freewheeling juveniles ever knew smiley


TOSSALAD

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@uunboundd That's a good babe smiley

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@delamitri that's a keeper smiley

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@uunboundd Anything to this babe ...?

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@..box.. shhh man smiley she thinks she's people now.

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@uunboundd (whispers) OK but what "needs of hers" do you circumvent. Nothing to do with bacon I hope as I notice you are in the "bacon zone" recently.

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@..box.. lets just say we're a multifaceted couple and leave it at that.

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@uunboundd Left ... moving on

(imagination on overdrive with the "multifaceted couple" statement)

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@..box.. (as it should be)

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TOSSALAD = Toadheads Offend Sensitive Souls Alleging Louts Are Desirable

QAKICALD

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QAKICALD ≈ questioning all kids: if children are literally demonic


NOGSEYMA

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NOGSEYMA = Never Oogle Girls Showering, Even Young Men Addle.

OKYSHIPL

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OKYSHIPL ≈ odorous Kentucky youth seemed habitual in pony love


SADDLEUP

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SADDLEUP = Surely Androids Don't Dawdle Leaving Everybody Uncomfortably Passive


XCJOQPZI

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XCJOQPZI ≈ xenophile craves just one quick petting zoo interlude


KVARJYFN

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SMOOTHBUM - Successful managers optimistically offer teens handy business understanding mentoring.


lhxkbubl

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lhxkbubl- Leo has x-ray kits back under black lights.

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@Spacewon Hey, welcome to the game! Can you give us some letters to continue? Just a little keyboard smash. ;)

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@delamitri Go for it!

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@..box.. I'm on it.

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FANILIKR

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@delamitri Are you not gonna answer the previous one? Pressure of being a deity!

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@..box.. Spacewon didn't leave one to answer, so I helped them out. 😁

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@delamitri DID YOU? Helpful, my captain.

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MYGODDESS

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MYGODDESS ~ Mister Yarborough got old delivering donuts every spring steadfastly.

NOMANBUNS

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NOMANBUNS ≈ natural order means a new baby undermines next siblings.


TWOQUIET

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@uunboundd I totally did that. Poor brother. 😈

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@delamitri nah, its good for them to have someone else in the spotlight for a change. it teaches self reliance, plus they get a little more freedom to learn and grow on their own.

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TWOQUIET ~ Time was one quick unit in every task.

UGLEPET

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UGLEPET ≈ unexpected guests let everyone perform experimental theater


BUTFLPET

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HARDNOSE = Huge and randy dinosaurs necessitate obvious sexual encounters.


OUCHIELEG

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@ 😊...👍

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@delamitri Gosh, nobody else liked it. :(

I must've offended some dinosaurs about their weight.

lol

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@ There's a little wiener running around in here being a nuisance! smiley

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@delamitri Those random little weiners need to mind their own buns!!!

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@ smiley

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WHATSUPP ~ Wild hippos are training some unregistered playful puppies.

BLDTHRST

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SNIFTERO

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TIGHTSTUFF = Tall Irish Girls Have Trouble Stealing That Underwear From France.

SFEWAJOTB

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SFEWAJOTB ≈ she's frigging everything with a joint or tallywacker beautifully.


APLEBTOM

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APLEBTOM = Auntie Prunella Loves Elbowing Boobs To Obtain More

FASTFWDS

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FASTFWDS ≈ finding a sexually talented female who doesn't sleep 😵


REWINDS

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REWINDS = Reimagining Eastern Women In Nudie Documentaries Sucks

CATFISH

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CATFISH ~ Chasing after the fraulein in sexy heels.

HOBANGER

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HOBANGER = Hopping Over Babes And Never Groping; Extremely Rightous

PORKPIES

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PORKPIES = Profuse odors rarely kill people if everyone smells.


YOURAWEINER

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YOURAWEINER = Yikes! Olivia's Undergarments Really Attracted Widespread Interest Exposing Rosebud

RETABULO

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YOURAWEINER ≈ youth overestimate untraditional romance and weddings, especially if neither entails religion.

RETABULO ≈ royals enjoy talking about beautiful undergarments ladies offer.


SITONTHIS

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SITONTHIS = Several incidents that only need time have indicated something!


YBCREEPI

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YBCREEPI ≈ yes, birds can ravenously enjoy every part intimately!


WEBSILLY

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FATBLOKE = Flatulence Abuse Terrorises Blonde Ladies On Knightbridge's Elephants

JOESBLOG

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BRITSNOB

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FEELNBLU

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TOPHOTBUN ~ Today only, people humping on the blacktop undergo nooners.

EATDOOK

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LIMPBONE ≈ learning if my penis brave or neutral everyday


LIMPBIZKIT

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LIMPBIZKIT = Lately I mostly prefer bold ianthine, zazzy kapa-kapa, I think.


STRNGFEMZ

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STRNGFEMZ ≈ so this never really gets fixed; enjoy my zest.


BREAKSTUF

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BREAKSTUF = Breathtakingly regal equines are kept so that uniqueness flourishes.


QUIDPRO

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HEADJOB = Hell Even Admits Dead Jockeys Only Bareback

PLAYGORE

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PLAYGORE = Pervetrted ladies are yodeling graphic "Oldies" righteously everyday.

HANIBAL

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HANIBAL = Holy Apfelstrudel! Nicki's Itchy Bollox Appears Larger

SIRCUMFOR

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@..box.. Bahahahahaha!!

That's quite a visual!

:O

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@ I see it inspired you in the "Alphabet Scavenger Hunt" but you need to solve the next one.

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@..box.. I didn't think of that (inspired), but it was probably subliminal.

You did that on purpose, didn't you???!!! :O

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@ I spend a lot of time thinking about subliminal messages to you.

Where do you think you got the C letter one?

Now, next one SIRCUMFOR

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SIRCUMFOR = Somebody is requiring corresponding, unbiased messages from other "relations".

WMNRULYES

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WMNRULYES = Wiley Ministers Nudge Randy Undersecretaries Longingly Yet Everyone Suspects

AMZLKNG

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WETSOCKS ≈ why everyone tries screwing on cocaine: kinky sex


DRYNICKERS

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DRYNICKERS = Don't Rub Your Nose In Customised Kinky Eateries Round Swindon

INFUSION

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INFUSION: I Need Frequent Unique Sexual Intrigues, Offline Naturaly.


INTRIGUE

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@Nasos Clever

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@..box.. Thank you!

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COERSEXT

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WHATDAFUQ

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DAFUQUSAY

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DAFUQUSAY = Daughters! Abandon Fear Using Queefs Under Secret Apologetic Yops [SPOILER]


[b]EASYBIT[ /b]

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@..box.. THE BOLD IS NOT SO BOLD TODAY

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EASYBIT ≈ enjoy a soft yellow bed if tired.


BOLDENUF

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BOLDENUF = Bury Old Lunatics' Dentures Evidently NOT Under Feet

SAILORBOY

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SAILORBOY ≈ some asians imitating ladies on river boats ogling you...smiley


STILLGOIN

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MARBLEPOLE ≈ my apologies really, but let every person on line embrace 💑


POLESHIFT

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TEABAGGING

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PLSDNTYELL

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PLSDNTYELL ≈ people like she ^ definitely tell you everything looks lovely🌹


SWEETALKER

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SLOBODAN

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SLOBODAN - Sadly looked over by owners deferring against nepotism.


betrayal

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WELCOMED

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GENTLEMAN

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starbars

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starbars ≈ starts taking a really bold approach regarding sex


fingering

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BROWNHOLE - Bring Right On Whoremasters' Nightstand Hotbox Or Lube Erotical

EROTICAL

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POTTYMOUTH

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RESENTFUL

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holyballs

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pricklyheat

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scndchncs

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SMOKINHOT

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WISHBONE ≈ why isn't sharing her body once not enough?

SMOKINHOT ≈ she might only know if neither has one testicle.


UPPERDRESS

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@uunboundd Woops! Sorry about that.

You get extra points for a well played double smash! :)

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@ you can vote twice??smiley

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@uunboundd I gave you points and they will magically appear!

Poof!

Just pray your face doesn't have whatever tragedy befell this blokes face! :O

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UPPERDRESS - Unthinking police pretend everything really does require excessive shooting skills.


brutality

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brutality ≈ be ready under time a little? i thank you smiley


badboys

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badboys = Brachycephalic animals don't become overly yttric suddenly.


YACUMOUT

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YACUMOUT ≈ you ^ always create unique metaphors of understanding transmogrification.


[b]YALCUMBACK[/ b]

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@uunboundd Nice!

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WHEWPOO

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WHEWPOO ≈ will her eyes widen pouncing on one?smiley


CLIMBUP

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EYEMURS

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KONTACTMI

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BOGHUMINZ

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WETTWHOLEW = Watch emotional twats torment whoever has optimistic language every week.


SMARTARSE

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AULDFELLA

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AULDFELLA ≈ an unappreciated lad doesn't feel especially like loving ageists.


SHAMEFULL

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BEATNBOP

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BEATNBOP ≈ be easy and take notes before our parley.


FABFAUX

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BIRDGURL

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Fellow smashers, you either are restoring your smashed keyboards or you have abandoned your posts!

Get smashing!! smiley smiley smiley

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BIRDGURL ≈ beautiful in red dresses, girls underestimate randy lecherssmiley

Get smashing!! ≈ good eveningsmiley the 'smashing' alludes sexual horseplay, inevitablysmiley naughty girl!!


GETURFIX

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@uunboundd Nice!

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GETURFIX = Groping Elephants Tittlate Uninvited Randy Floosies Investigating Xenophilia

MISTIMED

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TWOMOOOB = The Wombles of Maccesfield Offer Offensive Opera Buffas

CHOPWOLD

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BIRDNEST

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LICKYONE = Lonesome Irishmen Can Kiss Young Obsessive Nymphets Eagerly

PINKYPIE

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PINKYPIE ≈ perhaps i never knew you'd prefer it easy

ANGELFUD

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HARDONU

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HAIRYBONE ≈ has anyone inevitably regretted yelling "bend over now" earnestly?


HARRYFISH

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DANGERMAN ≈ does any narcissistic girl ever realise: men also need?


WILLYDOIT

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HUMBLEPIE

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Wild Animals Roaming Mozambique Giving Roars and Vigorously Yelp

Africa

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WARMGRAVY ≈ War and Remembrance memorialised great rescues and victorious yesterdays.


Africa ≈ animal friends🐾 really interesting characters always.


LUMPYSAUC

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Africa = And Frigging Rhinos I Considered Amiable

AMERICANA

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AMERICANA ≈ any man entertaining romance in church always needs alibis.smiley


VICTORIANA

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SARAHPALIN ≈ she's a really ardent huckster, Palin, and looks incredibly naive.


AURORABORE

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Fnxtub?
Free neon xenografts to ugly babadooks?
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@Teeny💋 Lol that's a good one, but Crutchies smash word was

FALSEPAIR

So you havw to solve that one first, and then give another for the next player to solve.

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@ at least we know how to get your attention back here againsmiley

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@uunboundd Aww, I were missed!

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@ 💜

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@ My head I didn't read the directions

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FALSEPAIR ≈ for a little sex, evening prices are increasingly robbery.smiley

Fnxtub ≈ free nude xeroxes, taken under bum!smiley


CMONBIRD

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CMONBIRD = Crafty Monks Overcome Nuns By Instigating Raunchy Dances

DAHLINKIE

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TOESUCKER = Tiny obstructions eventually supercharge uncovered, clean knobs exciting ravens.

GIANTPOO

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GIANTPOO ≈ getting in a non-reversible three-way pleasures only one.


POPASQUAT

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PLUCKBIRD ≈ plucky ladies understand: carrying knives bring idiot rapists distress.


STUFFING

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Stuffing = Shut that ugly f**king face I nastily growled!

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HOTSTUFS

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@ smiley
Her
Overwhelming
Talents
S uggested
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@uunboundd smiley smiley smiley

Welcome to the "I've gone round the twist" club!

smiley smiley smiley

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HAIRYHOLE ≈ her arse is radiantly youthful, harkening [ostensibly] loving examination.


MORNINGPOO

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WARMHANDS = Well, Amy Rather Meekly Held Arthur's Nuts During Service.


MEMBERSHIP

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SEXCLUSIVE

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SEXCLUSIVE = Simple, effortless xylophone clubs love unwavering soulful individuals venerating everyone.


BONERCLUB

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@ Where are the smashers and smashettes???

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Eating And Spitting Tacos Exclusively Reveals Bored Urban Nerd

Kerosene

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PLUMSUCKER = Pericranial lesions under massive soft uvula causes knobby excrement randomly.


MAKENOCENTS

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HOTHARDFUN ≈ heading over to hangout at RAVENOUSbird's did feel unexpectedly naughty...😈


GETINTHERE

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SHAVEDCHEST ≈ she had a very excitable disposition concerning her evenly shaved twat.


HORSELIPS ≈ her overtly rambunctious sexuality eventually left it painfully swollen.


VIVACIOUS

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NASALSNOT ≈ nasty and sarcastic answers lack seriously needed original talent.


SERIOUSLY

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BIKINIBODY = Because ill-gotten keratinous instinctive names, infinite belief obliterates detrimental yammering.

PFFFTPUKE

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SHAVENLEGS ≈ send him a video email nude, like every girl should.


BALLWASHER

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BALLWASHER = Basic Amateur Lawn Lounging Will Always Seem Harder Entertaining Robots

CREWCUTTER

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CREWCUTTER ≈ cutting remarks - especially when Crutchbender understands them, typically elicit response.


COMBOVER

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COMBOVER - Coming Out Maybe Better Over Very Evil Reasons


BARTENDER

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COCKTAIL = Calculating Over Crutchbender's Knickerbockers Taxed Abaci In London


GUINESPOUR

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GUINESPOUR ≈ guys understand if non existent sex pleases our under-endowed radicals.


CORKPOPPER

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HOTORGYTIME ≈ heading over to our rooms, getting youthfully turgid in masturbatory escapism.


SWINGALING

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FASTMUNCHER ≈ fast and swift tongues make unexpected noises, causing her embarrassment rightfully.


FARTBOXER

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NASALHAIRS ≈ needing anal sex and loving her arse is risking sanity.


WHOFARTED

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WHOFARTED = Wild humans offer few acceptable responses to every dad.


THREEMICE

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EGGSHELLS = Every Great Grandma Smells Horrible, Even Little Locals Say

PERFUME

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PERFUME = Probably every randy female uses makeup eternally.


KNICKERS

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KNICKERS = Kick Not Inferior Chickens, Kick Earnestly Rowdy Saints

PROPHETS

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PROPHETS ≈ perhaps Ravenousbird obliges people herein entertain themselves sexually?


RANDYLADS

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TIGHTDENIMS = Those Innocent Green Horns That Dare Entertain Naughty Ideas Must Sweat

IFYOUTHINK

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IFYOUTHINK = Illness finally yellowed over unwavering teachers having infinite nimble kangaroos.


THANKME

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THANKME = Thank Heavens Angels Never Knew Mammy Einstein!


WHATABOWLER

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WHATABOWLER - Winter hats are temperature adaptable because only woollens let everyone respire.


UNIVERSE

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Unholy Nuns In Very Erotic Romper Suits Escape :)

RANCIDNUTS

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RANCIDNUTS ≈ raisin and nut cereal is delicious, nutritious, unquestionably tasty satisfaction.


WELCUMNEWB :)

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WELCUMNEWB = While Everyone Loved Charlie's Underfed Manx, Nancy Enjoyed Willie's Balls smiley


YOUNEVERWALK

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YOUNEVERWALK ≈ yes or unequivocally no: Elvis visited every room with a little kid?


MONEYTALKS

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MONEYTALKS = Malcontent only negates extemporaneous yakking although longevous keep speaking.



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FUKDAUPSHUT ≈ forget unsuspecting, kindly dad and upload photos showing her underwear today.


TAKEURTIME

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TAKEURTIME = Those admonishing, kindly, erastian, unaware, rationalistic, troubled ignoramuses moan eternally.


URFKDCUNT

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URFKDCUNT = Useless Ridiculous Freaks Know Dumb Cows Usually Never Twitter


MRKNOWITALL

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MRKNOWITALL ≈ men really know nothing; over-scrupulous women insist they're all loathsome liars.


BUTWHATDOIKNOW

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BUTWHATDOIKNOW = Buxom unhinged tits wreak havoc and triumphantly decide only in kind-hearted, out-going women.



BIGBILLSPIZZA

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BIGBILLSPIZZA = Because I Get Bored In Losing Lemons So Penguins In Zoo Zip Around

JOHNSAJERK

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JOHNSAJERK ≈ just overhearing her now: smiling, as john experiences real karma.


MIGHTYMOUSE

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MIGHTYMOUSE = Maybe It Gets Hot Tonight, Yet Maybe Only Useless Stink Emits

SMARTGUYEH

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SMARTGUYEH ≈ smarty mouse smiley a recently titled guru underestimates yet embraces her.


IFYOUSAYSO

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IFYOUSAYSO = I Fixed You On Unblock so another yet stupid operation smiley

FUNTIMES

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FUNTIMES ≈ forget unblocking, now this is my evil side 😈


YAYFRANDS

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YAYFRANDS = Yep Another Yet Fun Run And Not Damned Shabby


WHATTHEHELL

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WHATTHEHELL ≈ when her attention teeter totters: he'll elevate his excited, libidinous lust!smiley


WHYDAHELLNOT

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WHYDAHELLNOT = Which humans yell daily at horrendous annoyances having eloquently let loud noises occupy territory?


TIDYURARSE

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WETDREAMS = Well, Even Turtles DO Reach Evergreen Acres, Munching Slowly


BOTTOMLESS

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BOTTOMLESS ≈ boring old tea time, or might ladies expect surreptitious seduction?


GRABBERTEATS

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NIPPLETWEEK = No insoluble plastic prophylactics letting everyone take weird elaborate epiphanies kerygma.


UGOTITBOYO

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UGOTITBOYO = Useful Geophysical Overland Topography Interests Todd, But Other Yardangs Offend.

WHETAPTI

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FABFUNMOOB ≈ finding a british female undressing naturally mesmerises our older boys.


ONEHANDFUN

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ONEHANDFUN = Only Nerds Enthusiastically Hire Automatics, Never Driving For Unabashed Nuttiness.

BLACKNIGHT

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NIGHTMARES ≈ nutting in girls has to mean a rubber's especially strong.


DREAMSCAPES

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DREAMSCAPES = Dodging Rear Entrances At Mega Stadiums Can Always Please Emergency Services

CELTICRANGERS

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BARBIEDOLL ≈ beer and rib barbecue is either delicious or legitimately lacking.


ICANTWATCH

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ICANTWATCH = If Carlos Always Naps Turning West, Alice Thinks Communication Hostilities.


QUIDPROQUO

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QUIDPROQUO = Quietly Undressing In Darkness, Pamela Rubbed Oils Quickly Under Oxters.

DUMMIES

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DUMMIES ≈ don't underestimate me, my intelligence eludes some...


BLOCKHEADS

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BLOCKHEADS = Blissful Lovebirds Organised Competitive Kissing Heats Elevating Ardour, Dethroningly Suckable.

COCKANDBULL

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COCKANDBULL = Common obscenities create kooky and needy dramatic bullsh*t unless levity lingers.


HARDYHAR

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HARDYHAR = Handjobs Are Refused During Yearly Harvest, Accumulating Randiness

REDBREAST

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REDBREAST ≈ recalcitrant Eunoia's double blocking really emphasises a suspicious temperament.


BLUETASSEL

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BLUETASSEL = Blimey Lad! Unfortunate Ewe's Trifling Affronts Simply Shows Ewe's Loftiness [SPOILER]


ELEVATION

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ELEVATION ≈ evening ladies estimate Viagra as the ideal of newcomers.


ESCALATOR

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ESCALATOR = Eton Schoolmasters Can Always Leave Along The Orange Ravine

HOTWEATHER

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HOTWEATHER = Half of the wanton envy aggressive thespians have erupts regularly.

DEFUNCT

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PINKTHONG ≈ people in need know that humping obligates necessary gyrations.


FANNYPACK

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TIGHTSHIRT = Total Integration Garners Holy Trophies So Hairy Idiots Romp Together

CHAMPIONSHIP

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CHAMPIONSHIP = Calm heterosexuals are missing primary integral options no sexual human instinctively pervades.

BOOGIEMAN

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BOOGIEMAN = By Only Observing Gonads In Enormous Men, Arthur Nudged.


HOOFINGOUT

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HOOFINGOUT ≈ hopefully one other female in night garments offers unrestricted treats.


HUFFANDPUFF

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HUFFANDPUFF = Huge, unidentifiable floating fish are never deadly poisonous under favourable fortifications.


APSIDAL

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APSIDAL = Authoritarian Populations See In Darkness And Light



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FALLOVER = Fanatics are lurking lecherously over venal enterprises regularly.


JUICY

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JUICY = Jeremy Understood, "I'll Cut Yours"

MODICUM

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MODICUM = Menacing, offensive, dirty individuals can undermine many.


YONDER

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YONDER ≈ you only need dancing elephants, really.


WINDOW

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PUREVODKA = Paddling Under Rudderless Extremism, Virgil Often Drank Kazakh Alcohol.

ADMINISTER

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All day my innards need instant sustenance to enjoy relaxing.

ROTGUT

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WHOPPERS - Why hang over people's plates, eating random scraps?

PLUMAGE

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PLUMAGE = Plump Ladies Usually Manage Aerobic Gym Exercise

CRYSTALS

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HASHTALKER = Havering Always Seems Harder Than Antagonstic Lecturing, Knowing Everyone Righteously

CONTROVERSY

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CONTROVERSY ≈ could our naughty thoughts reveal obvious vaginal envy? Ravenousbird says 'yes'. [SPOILER]

DIVER SIONS

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@uunboundd i tried correcting it many times and still this... (-_-) f**k the system

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@uunboundd Apparently Freud thought that women suffered from penis envy but vaginal envy opens lots of other avenues and legs.

Maybe answers can be found at ...

www.twomovies.xyz/forum/thread/B...

We'll be getting our ace reporters on this right away, smiley

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DIVERSIONS = During "Inverted Vision Examinations", Roger Saw Instagram On Norman's Soles.

INSSIPPID

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INSSIPPID = Ingenious Nordic speech sounds inexplicably preposterous, perhaps it's definitive.


READY

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READY = Rowdy Elephant Almost Drowned Yesterday

CUCUMBER

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CUCUMBER ≈ cats usually crouch under my bed every rainstorm.smiley

GARDENER

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GARDENER = Giving And Receiving Draws Everyone Nearer, Even Republicians. smiley smiley


DEMOKRAT

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DEMOKRAT = Deviant Entertainers Might Occasionally Kill Religiously Ambigious Thinkers.


TOTALAPE

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TOTALAPE - Thrify old twats are lecherous and presume everything.


ELEPHANTOID

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ELEPHANTOID = Endless Lazy Evenings Playing Hopscotch And Noisely Taunting Other Idealistic Daydreamers


WINTERBOTTOM

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WINTERBOTTOM ≈ women in Northern Territory enjoy revealing breasts over their 🔥Tinder on Mondays.smiley


SUMMERBREEZE

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SUMMERBREEZE = Sensual Uplifting Massages Maybe Enjoyed Repeatedly By Ridiculously Expensive Evzones, Zapping Erections!

WATCHJQVL

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WATCHJQVL = Woeful and treacherous c**ts have just quipped very loudly.


EMOTIVE

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@ Those old coots can be a riot!

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@..box.. Coots???

C U N T s.

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@ Them too!

smiley

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EMOTIVE = Even Married Octogenerian Twats Idolize Viagra Erections.

IMPLXDMEFL

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@..box.. smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley


PS - "IMPLXDMEFL" -- that's the worst acronym I've ever seen! lolololol who would remember that??? smiley

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@ It started out as IMPLOSIONS and got lost on the way to SUBMIT button!

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IMPLXDMEFL = Impudent men probably learn xenophobia demonstrating male emotions foster loquacity.


JACULATORY

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BIGSPURTER ~ Banging In Good Spirits Pleases Uninhibited Randy Types Embracing Ribaldry.

COLDLUNCH

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COLDLUNCH = Crutchbender openly loves Delamitri likewise Uunboundd needs Crutchie's help.


GOTCHALADS

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@ 😯say whaa?

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GOTCHALADS ~ Going Over To Crutchie's House And Leaving After Doing Shots.

ASSHASH

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ASSHASH= Admittedly, Sassy Simpletons Hover Around Sexy Househusbands

TENBRATS

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TENBRATS ≈ tell 'em no bringing round another toddler, sorry.🚫


BRATWURST

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BRATWURST = Bright Red Arses Tan With Umpteen Regular Solarium Treatments

WIMBLEDON

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WIMBLEDON = When imperfect men become loud, everyone delineates obscene narratives.


CATHOLIC

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CATHOLIC = Canine Aficionados That Hold On Limply, Intimidate Cats.


PRODSTRESZ

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PRODSTRESZ = Puberty restricted oddities don't suck the resistant ectoplasm so zealously.


CUNILINGUS

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CUNILINGUS ~ Can't Understand Naughty Individual's Language If Not Given User Specifications.

DUCKBUTTER

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DUCKBUTTER = Decumbent universal cocks kick balls unapologetically to their extreme right!

LONGWISE

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LONGWISE = Living On Nine Grand Wages Indefinitely Sounds Easy [SPOILER]

SENDAFIVER

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SENDAFIVER = Satisfying every need deeply affects friendly interests if vivacious enemies respond.


BONER

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BONER ~ Box Okays Nipples Exposed Righteously.

SLANG

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@delamitri hahahahahaha or any other way... smiley

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