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Covid-19 and related stuff, AND other sssorted conspiracy idiocy. #1 (801 views, 75 replies)

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The Earths flat. ( it`s not but you get my point.)

Feel free to go to town.

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Ooooooh LOVE THAT THREAD OF YOURS. YOU HAVE MY VOTE......and my undying respect smiley smiley smiley smiley

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Lets start with the funniest explanations:







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@M3g4m1nd Excellent. I know a whole lot of people that should sail off the flat plane into???? smiley

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@DontSpeak You mean like this?



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@M3g4m1nd Poor Columbus.

He searched fot the truth and found it.

These morons make high functioning, rational brains as rare as a planet that looks after all creatures.

I have a few names I'd add to those boats. smiley

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@DontSpeak And you know why that is? Its the shape of flat earther's brains:



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@8====D Kinda confusing. A flat earth into a globe, into a buttplug that is too round for comfort smiley smiley

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@8====D Of corse, coarse, course, Coor's *stuttering* there's a butt plug for it. I mean: Welcome to the thread Simon smiley

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@(⌐■_■) Thank you smiley

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@(⌐■_■) I just want to say thank you and I think you are very kind and sweet smiley smiley

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@💛Yellow_rose1💛 Tons of Hugs any way you need 'em sweet pea. Sorry I was harsh with you EVER... I'm all yours. Sell me at the nearest flea mkt and keep the change. smiley

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@(⌐■_■) You are a heart of gold. Not something I see very often. Loads of hugs back

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And vaccinated blood is the same as HIV.

dosmovies.com/forum/thread/Covid...

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@M3g4m1nd Exactly

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@DontSpeak EauNoe, ewe mean its snot? 🫤
Well💩, my notes are scribbled up rly baad at this point - with all the guud info found on this forum. I evan learn't englishh hear from a vintage members YT channel!

Hehehee#Bevis:'VINTAGE MEMBER'
([email protected]) smiley

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LOL We are not worthy smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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Best response of the year:



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smiley smiley smiley smiley

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LOVE THIS ONE:



smiley smiley

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WARNING: this song leads to scratching and twisting your thighs.
It`s basically raping Adele with stupidity


It`s kinda hymn of flat earthers

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@Adrian∞ MWahahahahahahahahahaha This is fantastic smiley smiley smiley smiley

I wonder how much drugs it would take to drop the human IQ to negative levels like that smiley smiley smiley

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And here is the Master class: Creationists. brrrb

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The earth is flat, because the universe is flat. If Youtube and Alex Jones says so, it must be right.


All you addlepates have been brainwashed by the microchips in your vaccines.

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@Buttless smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

All hail Bill Gates for flattening the curve on that one smiley smiley

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@Buttless Awww Buttz smiley 'addlepates'
Gotta be the cutest big-word I've seen on the forum in ages, so many W00TS srsly!! smiley

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@(⌐■_■) An old word, not used much nowadays, but quite descriptive.
And the good thing is calling someone an addlepate and they don't realise it is an insult!

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@Buttless arrow thru the heart... so sweet
smiley smiley

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Stupidity has a tendency of agglomeration. Creationists for example like to assemble around and in fancy structures and organisations. The centre of this waste of resources - human or wood - is in:
(yeah, you already guessed it) in NORTH KENTUCKY. THE ARK ENCOUNTER




This guy is Ken Ham, He spent all his life proving the bible - and especially Noah`s ark - was real and that there were dinosaurs on the arc. ALL sorts of dinos. Consequently he built a replica of the ark for a 100 million dollars. Don`t get me wrong: Mr. Ham seems to be a nice guy, prob. a good neighbour, a true anchor of his community. Even Ricky Gervais says so.
BUT THATS NOT THE POINT.

The point is THIS:


Find out that the dinosaurs on the Ark were
a) baby dinos ( the size, you know )
b) vegetariens ( hey, Pandas are vegetariens)
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Read more

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@Adrian∞ Center of waste resources indeed. Makes you wonder why would someone in their right mind would pay 100 million to built a wooden tanker in a landlocked state.

Scratch that. I just checked their site arkencounter.com/exhibits/

"Ridiculous" just got a new meaning..... smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Any minute that ice wall circling the earth could melt. Pack a bugout bag inna waterproof pack, js. smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Family pass $499.95 + tax, but you get free parking.
Bargain! smiley

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@Buttless I wonder if this would qualify as interspecies discrimination. Animals get in for free, Humans get to pay smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Family deals certainly discriminate against single people, and those without children.
Why should parents get special treatment?
Incel rights matter!

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@Buttless You know, I once argued something similar in an HR meeting explaining my wage and pension rights upon commencing work for the EU. I jokingly made an argument that the extra benefits intended for dependants were discriminatory against the single people. I suggested that extra benefits should be paid to singles, taking into account the rising cost of dating. I included a cost breakdown of a first date with a total price tag of around 500 euros and suggested that multiple first dates would be required if we are to effectively tackle the problem of low birth rates in the EU.

I thought I had presented a really good and entertaining argument.....until I saw the facial expression of my HR representative. She was looking at me unamused, bordering on annoyed. She was Polish, super conservative, quite good looking but with a temperament of a door knob. Although my charms went to waste on that one, they were a big hit with her colleagues smiley smiley smiley

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@Adrian∞ There's even a DinoButtPlug smiley

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@8====D WhereTF DO YOU SHOP!! smiley

wait, no no nevermind.
I didn't say that... carry on.

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@(⌐■_■) I don't buy these, Don does smiley

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@8====D that's the story yer sticking too? smiley

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@8====D smiley okfine smiley metoo

*thisneverhappened smiley

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@(⌐■_■) Christmas decorations apparently.. smiley

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@8====D 🏃💨 [runs away screaming]


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@8====D Oh great... dunno if I can go into Hobby Lobby with a straight face ever again.

You people are ruining my virginity.

*points for lying?

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@(⌐■_■) No, but you can have 2 for asking smiley

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@8====D That would look good on the X-ray.

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@Buttless That's a beer bottle luv, not a xmas tree butt plug from Hobby Lobby. Do I need to come save your poor wife?
Yer SKEERIN' MEH

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@(⌐■_■) I was just thinking the arrow-head shape of of that Christmas thingy is designed to go in.... and stay there.
And its me that needs saving!

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@Buttless yep it'd be like pulling out a fish hook and FUKADUKNOOO

((never going to hobby lobby again just in case))

Now ahm thinking... waitaminute, its YOU we gotta save?? Eau Dear!!
SIMON HALP - WE'RE NEEDED ON A RESCUE MISSION, H U R R Y 👀

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@Buttless , it was their ONE JOB!

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This got way more responses than i was expecting lol, You all get a Christmas cookie!

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@Stickmanuk Lets face it my friend. We needed an Anti-antivaxx thread. Wait till Don sees this. Then you will realize that this thread is here to stay smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd EauNoe... yer abso-ryte too.
Fa la la la laaaa? smiley

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@Stickmanuk Do not give Buttless a cookie until he gets that bottle situation sorted. smiley

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Many apologies... the dino butt plug made me do it.
((I will let myself out.))

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Time for a break from sanity:








smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Awww yeah smiley that felt good. smiley

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Now the question we`ve been waiting for...is the thread to short to have a part two ?

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@Stickmanuk Go for it. If the other moronic thread has made it up to part 8, I figure we can follow suit. If I may suggest a small alteration though. People confuse the two threads on account of the similar name and avoid both. Might I suggest a change in title? Something like "Covidiots, Maskholes and other sssorted conspiracy idiocy #2" would be instantly recognizable and would differentiate between idiocy and fun.

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@JudgeDredd ☝️✨




^this comment is not too short now itty bitty-bot, so nanner nanner

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Why do we need to progress through a logical part number sequence?
In this irrational environment we could jump straight to part 9 and beat them. Or Pi, e, or...anything smiley smiley


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@Buttless and taking the piss out of their Covidiot title is good.

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@Buttless Oh yeah, hadda upvote +3.141592653589793238…

WAITAMINUTE, ARE WE THERE YET?? 👉😵‍💫

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@Buttless Do you know the failure of the experiments of the nazis killing or castrating for example psychotics
(the original face of madness)? Even eliminating in number zero anything in the next generations nature will reproduce %s of what we dislike or hate in absolute numbers, the ones corresponding in the given physiological and biological nature of the population. Affinity towards an absolute % I'd say is present calculating not only this stuff but even opinions and political affiliation IMHO. To make my story short - you need absolute numbers to keep the propagation of this and they will be faithfully kept in volume of content UNLESS you make the experiment and try to stop or kill comments and then wait for the results, if you understand what I mean. And this is valid of course from both the sides of view or points of view. A truly useless comment of mine, perhaps, for the enumeration of the thread hahahahha

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smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd THIS ^^^^ is logic at work. All of it true, by the way. smiley

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