2MOoOB Enquirer - Contributions Invitation (1494 views, 51 replies)
master
Watch this turn into a troll edition yet again. Why is this allowed as already box has abused this?
I insist that no moob edition be allowed until DrEvil approves it. Then should it be filled with trolling, then DrEvil is responsible.
No one should be in moob unless they approve for themselves to be victimized by this nonsense.
dosmovies.com/forum/thread/What-happens-....
Here box admits it's NOT SATIRE but a personal attack ie trolling and bullying.
As CrutchBender already has a homoerotic fixation with me, I insist he have no part whatsoever in moob.
dosmovies.com/forum/thread/Medical-and-S....
senior master
How many threads are you going to use to publish malicious FAKE NEWS. You seem to be confusing what was in the last edition with what is in your book. 2MOoOB publishes FAKE NEWS and ADULT HUMOUR whereas your book covers children's magic fairytales and 1970's science fiction movies ie Star Wars along with an adequate dose of pie in the sky Fake News.
If you don't like FAKE NEWS and ADULT HUMOUR please do not click on threads that say 2MOoOB Enquirer.
I have pointed this out on numerious occasions but you still insist on reading everything we publish. You may even be our number 1 troll/fan.
If you want to contribute, please do. But no religious propaganga that is destroying the FORUM THREADS
Otherwise wait to see the event before you start writing your critique. God forbid, but you may even find it mildly amusing, funny bone tickling, and you will be outright guffawing!
@AnhedoniaNightmare You INSIST Doc acts on your behest?
And yer gonna stomp your feet 'cuz you do (or don't) wanna get laid!?
((Pulls up a chair... 
))
@---BOX--- can you put my edition page up and make it the best one ever that i can totally piss myself with laughter as i know its only for a laugh or even if its not for a laugh i would still think its hillarious haha
master
senior master
You are the one I have complete faith in, so that is raising your status from guru to goddess in a couple of keystrokes - I repeat - keystrokes and there is no other stroking going on over here at the moment. 
@---BOX--- Complete faith, eh? I feel swindled! You said you only had a moderate amount of faith in me. At least we now know who your favourite is 😉
@DemandingFemale DF - I have enough to go around, you know that.
Complete faith came into it cos I had the Jehovah Witnesses at the door yesterday and it was alot of faith that fairytales and cookie monsters exist (Angels and Demons in their language). It was funny in a way as they are so earnest and patient (unlike those in the same business on this forum) and pretty cute too.
Difficult to shut the door on cuties trying to convert me - I'm a sucker for punishment!
God
While you're in here soliciting, just don't forget who brings the most revenue! That would be me, in case you forgot. Having said that, I would be first in line to read anything submitted by grrrl. 😄
@delamitri I know "what side my bread is buttered on" dahlink and "who brings home the bacon!". D. Muse of course.
guru
Monsieur Boite is on a roll! BTW, nice work on the slyly tattered "bit" divulged in the opening post :>)
For some folks who seem to take themselves far too seriously 
, perhaps a reminder that comedy is good for the soul would be appropriate 
@---BOX--- Horns, Tattered Bits and Blowing is significant at 2Moobs! I DARESAY it IS the foundation upon which 2Moobs exists! Voila'!
senior master
@---BOX--- A day in my work is full of scandals. Many of them could become jokes, but I am afraid to use them online.. lol
God
@---BOX--- I don't think so considering I got called a stalker for merely looking and commenting on a post that I was asking to look at. Nope. No way I'm letting the hysteria brigade have a day again.
master
I have no problem with my name being used. Just as long as it's as fake (or not) as usual. 
top expert
I have read the previous issues and love the satire/lampooning-my kind of newsletter. Very fun and irreverent.
But for the life of me what does 2MOoOB stand for? (Two MOvies of .... OBscurantism ... OBstreperousness .... OBdurateness ... OBnubilation?) Or is man boob what you were going for, cause that actually kinda works in its own way too. *le sigh* I am soooo out of loop all the time.
@AriadneN Thank you for your kind words.
Well 2MOoOB stands for everything you say and much more but I didn't have man boobs in my head when the name popped out. Actually I never have them in there (thank God).
But to tell you the origin, I would have to back a long, long way in time ...
long before the revolution of the MOoOBs...
before the days before Jehovah Witnesses...
even before the invention of cream cheese ...
All will be revealed in the next edition.
I'll keep you in the loopy loop and lasso too.
Perhaps you would like to contribute to the effort?
(PS ... and sometimes deliberately OBtuse)
@---BOX--- I shall eagerly await the the revelation of the origin of MOoOB.
And dear sir, your publication is hardly obtuse. Satire requires a great deal of knowledge and insight into the object or idea being parodied.
And please no lassos- they chafe. 😉😘
master
@AnhedoniaNightmare Thou wouldst be so fortunate good nave, but someone may get boxxxed.
You are sooooo impatient - Should I publish it on your wall first?
Forgot - it is closed to non members.
Then you'll have to wait.
@---BOX--- You just threatened me with doxxing. I have reported it. I also have done more.
All members should take note of box's intentions. Soon it may happen to you.
You not only are harming the site but if you proceed, you will damage the site. You are responsible box. Remember that.
Any mention of me in the next Moob issue will be construed as harassment. Cease and desist immediately.
Any release of any personal details about me by anyone on this site will be considered doxxing and I will hold Andrew responsible.
@AnhedoniaNightmare I can't threaten you with something if I don't know what it means and BOXXXING is not a threat.
I don't know what you think is going to appear, but it can't be worse than your sweet imagination, my good fellow.
I think you can only "Cease and desist" if you have something to cease and desist from. But seeing that there is nothing in the public forum, then I suggest you cease and desist immediately from your offensive insinuations on this thread and return to hijacking the stagecoach in your area.
@---BOX--- Doxxing is the gathering of personal information to use against someone/expose their real identity. Collecting documents so to speak (docs/dox)
It usually means collecting info from innocent posts/conversations - area you live, place of work, real name, school, etc - and putting it all together.
This is exactly what I was talking about in the 'What Happens on TM' forum thread. AN has actually spent quite a lot of his time doing this. I know he has had several conversations with members in PM gathering intel on users (he's already made it quite clear he's had private conversations about me) When anyone has questioned his motives he has deleted all messages, so they are then unable to prove his intent.
When I questioned him, he told me he had deleted all private messages to 'protect' us.
@DemandingFemale This is quite shocking and disturbing to hear that a fellow member would go to such lengths to "doxxs ?" other members and claim he is protecting people. I am sure the same thing was used effectively in Hitler's Germany.
This is shocking, shameful, disgraceful. To think this member claims to be Christian.
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senior master