🏥 The 2MOoOB Doctor's Office 💊💉🩺 (394 views, 41 replies)
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@SimonM 
For years I've been begging you in vain to send me naked pictures. And now you send me a picture of your blazing red derriere?
That does indeed look bad, you've had it for a while, haven't you? It's called MAHAL-Syndrome (My Arse Hurts A Lot). Don't worry it's not fatal.
I prescribe you a tube of Dr. Don's Daisy Ointment. Rub onto your posterior three times a day and massage vigorously. Abstain butt plugs for three weeks! I'm serious.
Come back in a week.
What's in that tube? Look what it's done to my arse! 
senior guru
@CitizenD Dr. I have a problem, but you have to promise not to prescribe me suppositories. They scare me terribly.
I fell yesterday while ridin my bike. I was so terrified at the thought of the eminent death of dosmovies that I lost control of my vehicle . I skidded three meters over the asphalt and scraped both my nipples.
Can you help me?🙏
@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 [SPOILER]
Dear Tangerine, thank you so much for your unwavering trust.
As I'm sure you've heard, our member Bread & Circuses has agreed to donate his nipples after his death. So you will have to wait for his demise.
He also has a very hairy chest.
So I recommend getting a depilatory cream in good time.
Thanks for using our service. Come back in a week.
master
master
Tried to sort thru my problems.
Turns out… I hate sorting.
Tried keeping a journal.
Guess what:
@Judge_Cannon Nah. We’re all devoted meme thieves.
Go ahead ‘n steal it luv.
I don’t think the cops will find us.
[SPOILER]
@(⌐■_■) what awesome pics on that site, would love one but got veto'd by the family
skilled
Dr. I'm from the National Intestinal Survey Agency (NISA). I'm an engineer and I have to equip the first manned colonoscopy. our vessel is called PLUG (Pyrotechnically Launched Unscrupulous Gastroenterologists). I invented a fart processor (FAP) as propulsion unit. But we have peristalsisproblems. Can you help? The launch date is in jeopardy.
@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 Dr Don, seen here working on a patient has a lot of experience in this field. I think he just uses fingers though..
@Tangerine🍊🍊🍊 
I don't know what to say. This vessel must be for really big a***oles.
If your peristalsis is the problem, you are sitting too much. Go for a walk every day and you should be fine.
Come back in a week.
@CitizenD Hydrate. People forget the benefits of proper hydration on peristalsis.
master
See what happens when you take away the links to peoples TV entertainment?
They go feral shoving things up their butt and molesting corn, for giggles.
Jimmy, I'm LOOKIN' ATCHOO DUDE 
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senior guru
The 2MOoOB Medical Practice is here to help and advise you if you are suffering from the poor condition of DosMovies, with DosMovies Induced Depression (DID) at the top of the list.
Disclaimer: We only treat DosMovies related ailments, for everything else please consult your GP. Don't take us too seriously, we're just being silly.
Have a little patience. We will be there for you in no time.