can aliens live in your underware (1377 views, 21 replies)
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God
saw gross video on youtube with those nasty aliens attack attacking someones eyelashes!!!!! Ewwwwwwwww <br> <br> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps1frEx0...
guru
crabs are very interesting , because there are actually TWO species assciated with modern humans that both havea host/parasite relationship
<br> One species are limited to the groin area and one to head, 
<br> Scientist have studied the genome of both species and found a common ancestor from millions of years ago WHEN we had FUR, and since we lost it the two hairy havens left two colonies which evolved seperatly to the point where they can no longer meet and produce offspring ,.... a bit like the highland and the lowland gorillas , same principle...[stop scratching !!] 
@🐲footshot oh and they are UNIQUE to humans too, no other annimal have these type <br>
top expert
You know our butcher backed into his meat grinder today; got a little behind in his work. We're thinking that might have been caused by Aliens. 'Course -they might a just wanted a piece of Ahz. His name was Ahz. Guess ya gotta ass Kim. She got a piece a'the action as soon as it happened & she's definitely from another planet! <br> <br> I rest my case.
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newbie
weapon of attack: pyrethrins shampoo, rid-x and dog shampoo have worked well on famliy. deterrent: no public wash rooms or showers, no school busses. maintain a clean shave & permanent hair coloring. <br>
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After careful consideration, I have come to the following conclusion: The real question is: Can aliens grow & reproduce in your under ware & additionally; is contact with aliens possible for those of us who prefer the freedom of not wearing under garments, etc..
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can aliens live in your underware
@THEREDHOOD The second i saw that title i knew you had started this thread...yes they called crabs.
@PureVodka🍺 crab people
@THEREDHOOD Do ya think they could knock your socks off too, that could come in handy at bedtime? I mean, well, there could be a practical side to this, right?