This site exists on your donations. Donate here
Switch theme
About Contact Log in Register!

351,278 users • 208,732 reviews
122,397 films • 18,478 TV series

We Want the ANYSUBJ Forum Back - I need it (879 views, 136 replies)

This topic has been closed.

senior guru
Report comment
(1y)

UGH! I need to rant but I can't on this forum. I need the ANYSUBJ forum. I'm not giving up.
What happened to Doc's Questionnaire and Poll he posted last week? He didn't leave it up very long.

I was sure to mention the Anysubj forum there too, maybe he'll get sick of seeing my posts about it, and give in. smiley

+9
 

expert
Report comment
(1y)

Here's an idea...why not just go rant somewhere else? There's plenty of other sites with ppl on them that might want to hear what you have to say.

Why on earth do you think you need to do yer ranting on a MOVIE site?

+2
 
Hide 14 replies...
Report comment
(1y)

@dubub That's just the thing. Anysubj was NOT the movie site. You could rant to your heart's content there.

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@JudgeDredd .
Ah.
I always associated it with 2mov--I never saw reference (or links) to it anywhere else--and it seemed to me to just be an extension to this site.

Bad/nutzo things I saw there got associated with my impression of 2mov.
Helped keep me away from using 2mov in general for a loong time.

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@dubub Well, the common membership was complimentary, given the fact that it was created to move the politics out of here. But it enjoyed a different system of rules than here. Of course we had to deal with the trouble makers first, which was a tough cookie to crack. As it turns out, people dont care to discuss politics. They only care to make unilateral statements and abuse anyone holding a different opinion to their own.

EDIT: Having said that, the Humor and Sex Communities were second to none. Funniest communities I ever saw on the web smiley

+8
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@JudgeDredd Hear, hear! smiley smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD Beer, Beer! smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD so TRUE! smiley smiley smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@JudgeDredd Well said! smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@JudgeDredd Funniest communities I ever saw
what? we were serious!

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@dubub That'll teach ya to jump to conclusions, smiley J/K, and since you don't know me, I'll let your little dig at me slide. I'm not who you think me to be. smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed Huh? What dig?

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@dubub smiley B/C you thought I was wanting to really rant and complain about something, like some crazy woman might do. Then you wanted me to leave, smiley And you were a bit hostile.

I don't think I've ever ranted on our forums, have I guys?
well there was that one time with Nasty Girl . . . but she was very nasty. 😉

Saying I needed to "rant" lol, was just my excuse to post this thread.

But no matter, we might get a little crazy, but we're all brothas and sistas here. smiley ☮ ✌

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed Just ignore old Captain Buzzkill, the rest of us are glad for this post. smiley smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)
+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@JudgeDredd And yet . . .

0
 

senior guru
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

That's right folks, I need it back too, where else am I going to throw up when I feel sick after watching the news? The spirit of @nysubj is with you sister! smiley smiley

Tequila, Stat!

+5
 
Hide 1 reply...
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD Good grief, you must be projectile throwing up today; I heard Germany's name in the mess! I'm ready to get sick myself. smiley

+2
 

senior guru
Report comment
(1y)

Thanks Darlin' smiley

+4
 

senior guru
Report comment
(1y)

I like to honour this post in true Anysubj style smiley

+5
 
Hide 59 replies...
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@SimonM That's the spirit! smiley smiley


Expecto Patronum!

+4
 
Report comment
(1y)
+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD A butttplug in the woods reminds me of the Druid. smiley

Except his was bigger smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM Indeed it was! smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)
+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM Those were the days. smiley
Laughing until the belly hurts.

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD Yep the one place we could be called a degenerates and wear it like a badge of honour! smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM Where I could pretend to be a doctor and administer medicine. smiley smiley smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD I have fond memories of watching you at work. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM Fond? smiley smiley
I think our tastes occasionally differ.

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD Not that much smiley smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM Eww, looks like she's getting an oil change. Messy job, Shudder!

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed An oil change!!! smiley smiley smiley

I don't know about these "guys" and their butt plugs and CHARTS.

For instance, the charts below
dosmovies.com/forum/thread/We-Wa...
dosmovies.com/forum/thread/We-Wa...
are exclusively men (they all have penises).

Apparently they are our oil change slaves and service their own plug and play needs.

smiley smiley smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak lol, yes they have their fantasies don't they? No sense in arguing with them, just let them dream for a few minutes. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD I don't know why this is so funny, but I've read this and looked at the pics at least 5 times, and then cackle like a loon. smiley

Can't get away from it; it keeps calling.
smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed Excellent!
I can't explain it, after all, I'm not in kindergarten anymore and puberty is over too, I occasionally feel the same way. smiley
Just enjoy it.

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD lol, oh that I do!

"Where I could pretend to be a doctor and administer medicine."

That has me in stitches. smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM And I would like to honor you honoring this thread, by reminding you the funniest (for us) misfortune of yours:


smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@M3g4m1nd I thank you smiley smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM And since we are reminiscing the good old days.......and I found the file I used to make fun of you, allow me to remind you of the perfect helmets for you:





smiley

+4
 
Report comment
(1y)

@M3g4m1nd I remember them well! smiley smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM Glad to hear it. For that, I hav the honor to bestow you with our greatest award. Hold it with pride (plus you might need it in case the lights go out)



smiley smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@M3g4m1nd You can share these with Don! smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM You NEVER run out of penis chocolates!! smiley smiley smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak Don was the resident Proctologist, I was the resident penis chocolatier smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM I'm not even going to ask about the flavours or the creamy centres smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak Try this one, it has me secret recipe special sauce smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM smiley No!!!!!!

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak lol, but after you (empty?) it, you can use it as a straw. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak LMAOROTF! smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak I'll tell ya, it's white chocolate, with Reese's P-Nut Butter in there somewhere. 😉

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@SimonM ...the resident penis chocolatier
smiley smiley smiley smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@M3g4m1nd Needless to say, no ghosts will be visiting that night.

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@M3g4m1nd I disagree. THIS was the best helmet. smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD True. But in the spirit of an argument, I will put forward this one. Because as we say in Greece, if you dont praise your house, its gonna fall on your head smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@M3g4m1nd Fair enough. smiley smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD Bahaaha! I thought that face looked familiar. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@M3g4m1nd I need to know if those are real helmets.

The ones that look like they have hair, could be upgraded with real hair, and no one would know if there was a balding head underneath. It could blow in the wind, like normal. smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed Don was kind enough to show me what I'd look like with one of those helmets smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM I'm sorry hon, you'll do better without it, but I'm sure CD created that for you with love. lol

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed You always know the sentiment behind Dons pictures. He spends time on most of his pictures so if you're not tied to a train track wearing a ball gag and buttplug, or some other form of impending doom from a compromising position, it's a compliment. smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM You betcha! smiley

+4
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM I think this is one of those Christmas lights people put on their window sills, that blink on and off. It would probably sizzle a bit and give a little shock, but hey, pain and pleasure are subjective, right? The user can just stand at the window, bend over, and everyone will know where the party is. Just look for the big red, flasher.

(Excuse me, hic, I drank my dinner.)

smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed It's a golden buttplug smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM hahaha, I know! lol

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed Excellent post, brought back some great memories! smiley smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM Couldn't have done it without all the Degeneration Gang. 😉 I don't have that particular type of debauched material in my knowledge bank, so THANK YOU! smiley 💋

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed You're welcome! smiley
For you. smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@SimonM Gah! Is that a chocolate penis Witch's Broom?

I might have to ride away on that, smiley smiley
(oh, cringe, I know I'm being bad, I'm sorry people, it's Simon's fault!) smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed It's ALWAYS Simon's fault. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak lol, and he takes the fall out like a man, doesn't he? smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed He does, indeed, our resident penis chocolate genius.

Just don't ask about the chocolate vaginas. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak I've never seen a Chocolate one, but I made my ex take me into one of those shops, and practically ran out the door in convulsions of laughter. There it was, on the wall at eye level, this HUGE Helen of Troy Vagina!!! Never seen anything like that in my life. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@StarKissed You know what they say about fingerprints?

Well, same thing, but to me they all look like a row of pastrami sandwiches. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak Ok, now that's not registering right in my brain at this late hour. Help me out please, if you can w/o incriminating yourself. smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak Wait, I got it! lol, I am so dumb! smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed You're not dumb, it's just when I'm hit with like a zillion crotch shots by accident of ad blocker failure, it's the first thing I think... along with WHY??? WHY???? WHY???? smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@StarKissed There's no excuse for brilliance.

Carry on with another vat, my dear. smiley

smiley

+2
 

senior master
Report comment
(1y)

+3
 
Hide 8 replies...
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak That's TRUE! I worked in the ER. The sights I've had to see! smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed I had to got to hospital recently for a knee X Ray, it's healing quite well smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM I just can't look at this. smiley STOP!

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed I understand, even though you worked in ER, it still can't be good to look at such nasty injuries. smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@SimonM The male orderlies and male nurses, had a good ol' time when a chick came in with pelvic pain. Tattooed in a very prominent area, it said "slippery when wet." I just gagged, but they were hiding around the corners laughing their butts off. Nasty!

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM It looks like a boneless finger. smiley

smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
+2
 

master
Report comment
(1y)

+3
 

master
Report comment
(1y)

+3
 
Hide 9 replies...
Report comment
(1y)

@Adrian∞ This is no place for homoerotic fantasies about better sex. This must stop now! smiley smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM That's right Adrian, you should trust Maître Chocolatier Simon's judgment.
This homo stuff is disgusting. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@DontSpeak You just earned yourself the chance to buy some DontPick merchandising. Interested?

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD Nope. I don't pick my nose and I don't eat chocolate genitals. smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak Neither do I. But I always have to laugh terribly when I see this picture. I dont know why. My mother used to call nasal secretions bogeymen. smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD That nose picking picture makes my nostrils hurt!

She's really digging in there!

Geesh! smiley smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak are you missing out on two of life's greatest pleasures?

0
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@Buttless Boogers and chocolate penises and vaginas...??

Nope, not missing out on anything.

There isn't enough Vodka in this entire country to make me feast on that particular selection.

smiley

+1
 

senior master
Report comment
(1y)

I didn't see Doc's Questionnaire, what was it?

It would be good to have an Anysubj forum as a separate dark corner in here ("what's the password?" Buttplug!) it does not need to be a different site.

+1
 
Hide 9 replies...
Report comment
(1y)

@Buttless It wasn't a questionnaire, and yes you did, you participated in it. dosmovies.com/forum/thread/Anysu...

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@DontSpeak and @Buttless
That was an earlier notice specifically about @nysubj. The one I'm referring to was just last week concerning DosMovies.
Now I wonder if most didn't see it? There were two sections to it. Doc asked us general questions about the site, what we might improve about it, and any additions we'd like to see. There was also a Poll Section that asked questions. It was listed under Site News I believe. I only found it by looking under "Latest Threads" under Forum.

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@StarKissed Can you find the one last week concerning DosMovies?

I've searched the forum and found nothing.

I have found a much older one that fits that description, but nothing, under any heading that is from recently at all.

smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak He removed it.

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@StarKissed Oh, ok. Well, I missed it completely. I think he probably has MORE than enough to deal with living in the Ukraine at the moment, so I don't blame him for doing that.

smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak I noticed only one other person had answered some of the questions at the time. Maybe he took it down b/c it wasn't attracting any attention, but I think that's only because no one knew it was there.

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed Oh darn! I wish I'd seen it. smiley

+1
 
Report comment
(1y)

@StarKissed I didn't see that either.

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@Buttless Read what I wrote above to DontSpeak.

+2
 

senior guru
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

This product was created through the collaboration of DonRobusto and SimonM - the "M" stands for Maître Chocolatier. smiley

+3
 
Hide 20 replies...
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD Adrian, Your breakfast is ready! smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD Are you SURE these aren't Alien penises?



+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak I am unable to satisfy your curiosity. Scientifically, the queen must be erm... pollinated. On the other hand, she is capable of parthenogenesis.
These pictures certainly say something about the creator of those things. I would not like to learn to know him.

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD I find it interesting that the testicles are in fact, face huggers! smiley

Believe it or not, that is an actual 3D model. lol smiley

You boys and your toys, I tell ya.

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak Guilty as charged. That is in our nature. At university I wrote an essay... The topic was scribbles in the men's room and how the world is full of more or less hidden sex symbols; women's bodies, phalluses, etc. - you name it.

My professor called it "insightful". smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD How is that a cereal?

Unless the phallus are tiny, tiny, tiny. They won't fit in a spoon.

This is problematic. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak You have identified my problem. I thought that on the package they have to be large to be attractive to the (male) buyer.

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD I hope that is not a reflection of your own thoughts on big penises being attractive?! smiley

I don't want to have to get Mr Gold out again! smiley

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@SimonM WTF. So you think tiny penises that fit on a spoon are attractive? My customers buy the product because the packaging is awesome. I sell phantasies. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD Phew! That is the sort of answer I was hoping for! Mr Gold can stay out of sight now. smiley smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM Mmh, "stay out of sight"? Where do you normally hide "him"?

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD In Adrian now smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM NOW?
Where was it last week? smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD In the Druid smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@SimonM Oh snap. You should put it back there, its the perfect place. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@SimonM @System reports we just lowered the level by five percentage points. smiley

QUICK, say something smart. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD I can't think of anything smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@SimonM Neither do I. It is what it is. smiley

+2
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD Then you need a bigger bowl and a shovel. smiley

+3
 

member
Report comment
(1y)

This thread is so friggin' hilarious. Can we please do this more often?

+2
 
Hide 5 replies...
Report comment
(1y)

@Vantongerloo The Little Anysubj has been on here for a while now and it's not stopping any time soon. smiley

+4
 
Report comment
(1y)

@DontSpeak Maybe we should rename Littlesubj to "We Want the ANYSUBJ Forum Back - I need it", it seems to have more traction.

+3
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@CitizenD lol, I noticed this thread has received quite a few replies in 24 hrs. compared to the other one. I like the little subj one though, my @nysbj "rant" name could get a bit boring. smiley However, it just may catch Doc's attention a bit more. 😉

+4
 
Report comment
(1y)
(edited)

@StarKissed Your headline is an emotional outcry and appeals to the readers' compassion. That is exactly what we need. smiley

Especially if we want to win Doc over.

+4
 
Report comment
(1y)

@CitizenD Action, traction AND satisfaction. smiley smiley smiley

smiley

+2
 

senior guru
Report comment
(1y)

I have no argument with that! lol

+3
 
Log in or register to post your comment.
This topic has been closed.

Similar forum topics




FEEDBACK

Join 351,278 users who love movies and TV shows!

208,732 reviews • 122,397 films • 18,478 TV series

Log in   Sign up free!