Three Word Story Game (1931 views, 322 replies)

This is a fun game that I've always enjoyed.

Instructions:

Each person adds 3 words per post to a story in order to continue the story.

I'll start it off

When zombies arrive...

twenty unknown nude

wet people scream...

and laugh hysterically

at the bloody...

dilemma, that is..

eating more brains....

And drinking tea

while running into...

an oversized smelly...

troll who was

full of farts

that he lit

setting fire to

a trio of

His Mum's house

His Mum's house

his two mum's

with two guns...

and no trousers

decided that they....

needed some knickers

to go barhopping

sign that said:

good time tonight

and the chains

and sticky leather

but not the

chairs or barstools

because they are

"pleather" and have

no business here

were insane and

the three stooges

Who never had

any need for

blindfolds and handcuffs

However they did....

which sorta pinches

Of your buttocks

but otherwise the

heavenly that I...

Forgot about zombies

But morning came

And I saw

Jason Voorhees standing

Outside my window

asking for help

to hunt down

more loo roll

because dysentery had

killed his mum

and the mess

drew the zombies

from the bedroom

where the chains

had been used

to the garage

a shocking discovery!

in the toolbox

of distorted figures

shockingly there was....

a blowup doll

smiling at the

thought of what

with the bloody

Mary she downed

that left her

which didn't stop

her bum hiccups

from giving Jason

the blow-up doll

to satisfy his

need to feed

some diarrhea to

the zombies in

need of sustenance.

sucking on sweets

in search of

of sadomasochistic androids

who desperately wanted

to empty their

bowels into the

where lyes the

secret land of

hellish firey gloom

silent, creepy, sinister

little buttholes who

like to watch...

Voorhees getting his

thrills, slicing and

carrying the mutant

tiddlytubby to its

maker, the sadomasochistic

killer of rotten

tomatoes, potatoes, and

random pompous asses

not one woman

screamed a warning

whilst clowns danced

eating biscuits and

doing funny tricks

batteries not necessary

parental guidance advised

address and ask

Whats for dinner?

bottles of Corona

nuts with cherries

and vaping some...

piddles on your

nice clean pajamas

with turds on

it's little paws

mummy and daddy

really got upset

time for fun?

and played bingo

the mafia man

and making threats

of physical violence

Sounds like maybe.....

yet another meme

Of porngraphic adverts

and interesting photos

Jason, zombies, oil

guess we should

all get onboard

and get crazy

nails, hammers, saws

Tesco and offlicense

or new digs

so we can...

throw a party

with plenty of

booze to loosen

our uptight selves

for bikini photo

"every little helps"

who like scantily

full of farts

ate the dog

then threw up

penetrating, pulsating, probing

for macaroni and

weed cookies that ....

fry zombie brains

after growing brains...

because of CORN! :O

their brains exploded

from consuming corn

Ban this crap

Monsanto corn kills...

It's a fact...

genetically modified organisms ...

sound like fun?

created the zombie

that ate the...

corn that caused...

which in turn...

attracted aliens from...

Crystal Lake camp

who organized a

Veggietales rap session

and a rock band

not to be

outsung by some

Android super corn

they had cauliflower

cheddar cheese sauce

dessert was pie

and pink cherries

and white wine..... P.S. I had to google treacle.... we call it molasses :)

"Treacle covered cherries?!?"

Tequila and beer

with delicious homemade

chocolate covered crickets

topped with a

topped with a

full Irish breakfast

and for afters