Three Word Story Game (1834 views, 322 replies)

This is a fun game that I've always enjoyed.

Instructions:

Each person adds 3 words per post to a story in order to continue the story.

I'll start it off

When zombies arrive...

one said to

twenty unknown nude

wet people scream...

and laugh hysterically

at the bloody...

dilemma, that is..

eating more brains....

And drinking tea

while running into...

an oversized smelly...

troll who was

full of farts

that he lit

setting fire to

a trio of

His Mum's house

His Mum's house

his two mum's

with two guns...

and no trousers

decided that they....

needed some knickers

to go barhopping

whilst flashing a

sign that said:

Let's have a

good time tonight

with the leather

and the chains

and sticky leather

but not the

chairs or barstools

because they are

"pleather" and have

no business here

from when we

were insane and

and f**ked like

the three stooges

whilst using the

Who never had

any need for

blindfolds and handcuffs

However they did....

have the harness

which sorta pinches

into the part

Of your buttocks

but otherwise the

sex was so

heavenly that I...

Forgot about zombies

But morning came

And I saw

Jason Voorhees standing

Outside my window

asking for help

to hunt down

more loo roll

because dysentery had

killed his mum

and the mess

drew the zombies

from the bedroom

where the chains

had been used

to the garage

a shocking discovery!

in the toolbox

of distorted figures

shockingly there was....

a blowup doll

smiling at the

thought of what

biscuits to have

with the bloody

Mary she downed

with bone marrow

that left her

farting all day

which didn't stop

her bum hiccups

from giving Jason

the blow-up doll

to satisfy his

need to feed

some diarrhea to

the zombies in

need of sustenance.

Then they went

sucking on sweets

in search of

the forbidden land

of sadomasochistic androids

who desperately wanted

to empty their

bowels into the

river of doom.

where lyes the

secret land of

hellish firey gloom

of the teletubbies, <br> (creepy music plays)

silent, creepy, sinister

little buttholes who

like to watch...

Voorhees getting his

thrills, slicing and

carrying the mutant

tiddlytubby to its

maker, the sadomasochistic

killer of rotten

tomatoes, potatoes, and

random pompous asses

not one woman

screamed a warning

whilst clowns danced

in the graveyard

eating biscuits and

doing funny tricks

batteries not necessary

for the sex

parental guidance advised

go to this

address and ask

Whats for dinner?

meat and two

bottles of Corona

whip cream and

nuts with cherries

for body food

and vaping some...

little weed creature

piddles on your

nice clean pajamas

with turds on

it's little paws

mummy and daddy

really got upset

about having no

time for fun?

Then they want

and played bingo

<br> with big frank

the mafia man

holding two guns

and making threats

of physical violence

Sounds like maybe.....

yet another meme

Of porngraphic adverts

and interesting photos

Jason, zombies, oil

guess we should

all get onboard

and get crazy

with the paint

nails, hammers, saws

To build a

Tesco and offlicense

or new digs

so we can...

throw a party

with plenty of

booze to loosen

our uptight selves

for bikini photo

"every little helps"

to impress monsters

who like scantily