💥 New opening!💥 - LittleSubj is the successor of @anysubj - only smaller. (2137 views, 217 replies)
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Let's get it started! 
The grave of 99-year-old Catarina Orduña Pérez is now topped with a huge penis and testicles weighing nearly 600 pounds.
www.vice.com/en/article/wxnnqw/m...
@CitizenD “She told me that it was her desire so that no one would forget her and that everything we loved about her would be remembered more easily,”
I dont think anyone will be forgetting this anytime soon 
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@CitizenD By the way, you have some very interesting architecture on your building, I can see why you chose the place
@CitizenD I am wondering if the gargoyles also protect against the Oral Sex Demon?
(Best video Simon posted on anysub - ever)
@8====D Well, how about that.
Just when You think You´ve seen it all...
If these are photoshopped- good job.
If not: Wow. Just Wow.
@michael59 Would you believe I just noticed them? I was so captivated with the design, I completely overlooked that aspect. Talking about missing the forest for the trees 
@8====D So glad to see not much has changed since the end of AnySubj.
This thread makes me not miss you all so much. Carry on! 💜 
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Aaaaand..... the "beautiful women" are back. 
Time for a good old nipple twister. But don't twist them too hard.
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@JudgeDredd You're only meant to see Dons bouncy boob messages when he's running interference for me!
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In order to avoid any misunderstandings lets establish some ground rules, shall we?
1) this thread is for fun. Its NOT supposed to be a Shock and Awe Operation;
2) NO SEXUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF ANY KIND (including images, gifs and videos). This isnt PornHub;
3) keep the locker room talk to a minimum. You are not alone in here. Members of the female sex will eventually visit. And cock talk will make them run in the opposite direction at best. At worst they will be throwing those cock effigies to your heads (the most realistic scenario);
4) This isnt Anysubj. This is 2M and there are no dedicated Humor or Sex communities where the rules are different.
5) eventually you guys are gonna have a dildo/buttplug war. When you do, portray the products as advertised for sale. ABSOLUTELY NO INSTRUCTIONS OF USE, GRAPHIC OR OTHERWISE AND NO IMAGES OF THE PRODUCTS IN USE;
6) This part goes without saying but better to be safe than sorry: No violence, no personal attacks, no abuse. If you cant keep it funny, dont post it. And I dont mean funny to the poster alone;
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@JudgeDredd I'm sorry JD. Due to severe back pain, I popped a Tilidine today. My sense of humor carries me away then sometimes.
These rules are excellent.
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Meh. I was just starting to get the hang of it...
See? Dick jokes can be fun and Anysub must have been heaven on earth.
Will littesub follow? I can see why a place needs moderation and why we don´t want to offend newbies too much.
But: remember the F-word scene from "The Boat That Rocked".
If You don´t: have a humongous Doobie and watch it. Good cinema.
I have an announcement to make and would like to be with the first to post in Littlesub.
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I happened to find these pictures of this extraordinary sculpture by Leonora Carrington. (I've never heard of her, but I love it).
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Leonora Carrington (1917-2011). Cocodrillo, Mexico City, 2000.
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Would anyone like to get something from my new shirt collection? PM me.
It's 100% cotton!
@CitizenD I like it, but I'd much rather have an angry version. You know, the one where you hurl lightning bolts. I can't show up at my homeys with this one.
@Vantongerloo Very well. I'll send you one. That will please your homophobic homies more.
BUT you can't wear it in here. That's against the rules these days. 
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@DontSpeak You mean Darwin Award type thing, I really don't know.
How about this one?
Disclaimer: This video is purely for scientific curiosity. 
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@DontSpeak You don't trust her to swallow a balloon like that? 
Here's another who pops it this time.
I think you should try and tell us how you got on, or better still, video it and show us!
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Sculptures? Check this out: VEIJO RÖNKKÖNEN Sculpture Park
www.patsaspuisto.net/#Veijo
(choose English language at the top)
@DontSpeak Finnish humor? No - joking aside, I like the park. Sadly, it is not around the corner from me.
Have you heard of the "Tarot Garden" by Niki de Saint Phalle or the "Sacro Bosco" (Sacred Grove) of Bomarzo? www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/...
Unfortunately, both do not have as excellent sites as the Rönkkönen park. Here are a few pictures:
civitavecchia.portmobility.it/en...
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Breakin' News: Giant '40-foot' Buttless balloon causes traffic chaos in Dublin
www.independent.ie/irish-news/gi...
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@DontSpeak I feel the same way. This work is gorgeous but it can't compete with this masterpiece:
I remember how, before and shortly after German reunification, we pranked the East Germans for their bankrupt economy with cucumbers (as substitute bananas).
@CitizenD I remember this case. The fact that this work of art had come with "maintenance instructions" to the tune of "replace ripe banana with new banana" was a work of art in on itself
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Eh hem.
The student who made this "flower" sculpture on the campus of Edinboro University (Pennsylvania, USA) did not succeed in the flower of the "smells so nice" variety! 
This is clearly a [SPOILER]
@DontSpeak Joseph Beuys said, "Everyone is an artist," and someone heard about it and thought to himself, I'll give it a try.
A terrible misunderstanding.
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Good thing there's no political memes here. Someone may take offense.
I don't care for this kind of content so I won't return.
Problem solved. I'm over it.
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Yes, more strangely obscene sculptures.
This one is brought to you by: Statues By Sazka Hq – Biggest Lottery Company In Czech Republic, Prague
*note the detail given to the woman's {{{eh hem}}} hind quarters in the top pic. Truly, WTF???
@💛Yellow_rose1💛 It's in Prague and I've not seen it in person. It looks like it is though.
@DontSpeak yes it sure does look real. If so I can't imagine walking in a park and coming across that
@DontSpeak Where do you see the obscenity? All I see is a woman (who incidentally went out commando), trip and fall and about to headbutt an unsuspecting man's family jewels. It happens more often than you would think:
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This is MY country and I get first say on how WEIRD it is:
People with weird things on their heads:
@DontSpeak I want such a ...thing too!
Oh i got it, i got it! you mark old people in Finland with that so they forget about Alzheimer!
No wait, they would forget anyway...hmm. I am confused.
Bring me my hat!
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Anysubj is dead and the time for mourning is over. It's time to move on.
LittleSubj is the place for your humor and anything else that gets you in the mood - no politics, though. Now is your time to shine.