the worst b.s.--line,or word,you've ever heard!(and/or euphesisim? (740 views, 18 replies)
God
God
Something i got told when much younger from my grandparents
Don't eat the pips, or an apple tree will grow inside of your belly:D
@KiaZi They do contain amygdalin which metabolizes into hydrogen cyanide when digested. :D
@captainhowdey yes,especially kids eating a lotta apple seeds,can get you sick.OHH,cherry seeds inside have arsenic!! I always remember that!!I got a long list of all the things in Nature,that can kill you.--they're everywhere--sigh-castor bean seeds,they used to grow in the front yard!hah hah.trees,plants,bushes,flowers,all poisonous every where!
@captainhowdey I must of been very lucky then, as i ate the whole apple when younger and lots of them, except for the stalk bit that pokes out at the top, and that arse hair bit at the bottom, i also used to eat entire oranges too, skin included:)
guru
This is from the plot line of the movie Mandy, "set in the primal wilderness of 1983". How the heck did any of us survive that "primal wilderness"???? Gawd, I hope we don't have to go through THAT again!!! 
guru
People in the UK drive on the wrong side of the road because they are all left-handed. 
expert
Whatever you give away today or think or say or do, Will multiply about tenfold and then return to you; It may not come immediately, nor from the obvious source, But the law applies unfailingly, through some invisible source. Whatever you feel about another, be it love or hate or passion, Will surely bounce right back to you in some clear (or secret) fashion; If you speak about some person a word of praise or two, Soon tens of other people will speak kind words of you. Our thoughts are broadcasts of the soul, not secrets of the brain; Kind ones bring us happiness petty ones, untold pain; Giving works as surely as reflections in a mirror. If hate you send, hate you'll get back, but loving brings love nearer.
Remember as you start this day, and duty crowds your mind, That kindness comes so quickly back to those who first are kind; Let that thought and this one direct us through each day. The only things we ever keep are the things we give away. 💜
God
"Im from the govrnment, and I'm here to help you." ... I won't tell you the OTHER two biggest lies.
@bondojoe "You must be listed in the National Census,and the info. will never be used against anyone." Hitler just loved census records!!
@bondojoe Is it"Our leaders know what they are doing--you are safe in America."??--or "The dollar is backed by real gold,its not empty paper money."
But I still like"Life is not fair."
God
Ok...I'll tell you one more..." Your check is in the mail!" Now... can you guess the last one?
guru
Certain activities either making you go blind or grow hair on your palms . . .
Wearing boxers (instead of tighty whiteys) will make certain appendages grow overly large
there are more but I'll leave it there.
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HI, I just read one on cable t.v, describing a movie plot(how i got the idea,"A young hipster is found stabbed in a ETHNICALLY CHARGED NEIGHBORHOOD"--
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