2MOOOB Enquirer spring 2019 issue number two (2066 views, 76 replies)
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I believe the Dr R Bird part. from what I seen on that pharmacy site. Dr R Bird would know alot about drugs. 
@PseudoRogue Thanks for reading the Enquirer but I am not sure what pharmacy site you refer to. Perhaps you could share the direction?
Thanking you in advance.
@---BOX--- can I be on the next issue. PLEASEEE 😇😇 I would actual pee myself if it's anything like them others hahahaha
no am being serious I would love it
@𝓜𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮*🐭 I think with how funny they all are just now , mines would have to be the funniest 😂😂😂. I think it's be hilarious reading what I have read and I know some or maybe most would take that personally or as an offence to them , and they may have reasons of thr own for not seeing the funny side , but for me I honestly would love to read it. and fckn piss my pants lol
@chaseyerself That can be arranged. Are you suggesting a contribution or as part of the articles? if it is the latter then are you the heroine or villian? Perhaps a wolf in a Scots kilt? PM me as I wouldn't want to give anything away. Each issue is very hush, hush.
@---BOX--- I WANT TO BE A LIMITED ADDITION ARTICLE hahahaha.
the only thing I could contribute would be a few words from my mouth pmsl
@chaseyerself An Angry barbie doll or an angry spicy girl? with scottish regional dialedt and subtitles for the more obscure sayings.
That could be a very limited edition and a renewing role like a cameo every edition... could you manage an argument in your native language and at the same time help on the history of Scottish Music : from folk to rock'
@𝓜𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮*🐭 as my wee gran use to say YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO LAUGH thats what makes life worth living 😇😇
@chaseyerself That's so true, sometimes it's hard to laugh, but tonight reading some of the posts on here, has fckn cracked me up...
😝👍
@𝓜𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮*🐭 thats because you know how to laugh and reading any posts are worth laughing at 😂😂😂😂
@chaseyerself Oh yeah, how true, so many get their panties in a knot over such stupidity 😎
@chaseyerself Chase, Just in case you think you are off the hook ....
For your Scots contribution and humour.
Slán agus beannacht leat
@---BOX--- wahahahahahahahahaha
OMG AM ACTUAL PMSL you have just made my nite haha
@chaseyerself I found out what PMSL and sending you round the emergency box for situations like these.
Were you serious about contributing?
I hope so for a lot of good reasons.
@---BOX--- it means pissing myself laughing 😂
i have come to realise that my contribution only matters when it suits some people ( thats not aimed at you) and although i have been making silly jokes on the threads its not for badness its because i dont take things that serious on here , i do like a good debate but some users need to grow up chill out and realise its only a movie site not a therapy site and its not gonae change or make a difference in your life , but am a girl of my word and will give my input to what i view as rite or wrong
@chaseyerself Keep it lite Chase and keep it tartan!!!
I will of course continue to badger you until you give in, but you are off the hook for a while.
Take care.
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I'm suing for defamation of character. How do I get in touch with the Hop-A-Long Gang in jail? I'm sure they were framed. Maybe they'll split the cost of a lawyer with me.
Poor Hammerswing. Everywhere he goes, you reporter types are waiting with your poison pens.
@delamitri I thought they quite well captured the essence of your profoundly excellent character and humorously expansive personality.
I applaud this issue in every respect!
@delamitri I agree with you. In all seriousness, considering the gravity of the charge and severity of the penalty, the truth must come out at last. Scientists have known for years that when a pair of socks become close they hide under the bed to mate. The female makes a nest out of dust bunnies and delivers a wire coathanger that devours the mother sock and lays in wait until it can be rescued by entangling itself in the vacuum cleaner. That's why socks go missing while the number of wire coathangers mysteriously increases. The One Legged Gang are innocent! They wouldn't be their mother's sons otherwise, now would they? -GC
@saxon901 I have a sting operation set in motion to capture the whole process. It involves plastic hangers, a dust buster and some control top pantyhose. We're getting to the bottom of this and when it's over, Police Chief Billy Bob Hackemup may be facing inquiries himself. No one wants a man in power who demonizes the one legged folk.
@saxon901 Very interesting theory BUT on the date in question and at the appointed hour, Mr. Fillerup returned home from the petrol station and swears on his mammy's hair clips that the suspect was not in the bedroom with his wife but downstairs in the laundry room ... and anyone who says otherwise is blatent rumour-mongering and his wife wouldn't be seen dead with a one-legged criminal.
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Holy crap that's awesome!! You did a really good job on this. You obviously spent alot of time doing this. Very funny stuff!! Thanks, I needed this laugh. 😁😂😂
@◦•●◉✿♡Momof3αηgєℓѕ♡✿◉●•◦ 
Yes, got to admit, he did an amazing account of all (but surely fake) things funny! 
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I'm working on more headlines and probably another story that you can sift thru to see if you want to use any of it for the next issue. When did you need it by?
@◦•●◉✿♡Momof3αηgєℓѕ♡✿◉●•◦ Always open for business M3. The 2MOoOB is competing with the big boys in the 24 hour news cycles so keep them coming. Breaking news may be popping in to threads on an ad hoc basis ...
dosmovies.com/forum/thread/Ban-the-Perso....
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WARNING: SOME READERS OF A SENSITIVE DISPOSITION MAY FIND THE FOLLOWING RELEVATIONS DISTURBING
Following on from Saturday's breaking news published in the "Ban the Person above you" thread dosmovies.com/forum/thread/Ban-the-Perso....
... and the further allegations made by Joe HammerswingBondo
dosmovies.com/forum/thread/Ban-the-Perso....
... we continue with the EXCLUSIVE STORY of the tragic downfall of the former superstar and fashion icon "PINKIE PIE".
The final part will be published later.
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@delamitri He looks a bit like me (from this side) but I can assure you that he is not Le Box, and if I was him I couldn't refuse treatment for a diabetic dog (poor thing). I would say he probably threw in some insulin for good measure.
That Bondo guy however, sure needs to lay off the steroids or whatever he is taking these days. He'll pop a vein or artery and with that mouth, I'm surprised he hasn't been snapped up as a "fly trap".
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@delamitri Had to make some quick revisions BUT the NEW Breaking News edition is in all good movie sites for your perusal.
It is the equivalent of a "Black Album"
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A true work of art! I've been involved in a community that are masters of making "propaganda" posts similar to this and this still beats most of those. Gj to everyone involved .
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Due to complaints, the thread related to the latest edition was closed. I have altered some things in the hope that the 2MOoOB Enquirer is more accepted by its critics.
The objective of the publication is FAKE NEWS and it is meant for adults with open minds and a specific sense of the ridiculous.
If you don't have this then please do not click on any links related to the 2MOoOB Enquirer.
If you wish, you can make a comment to express your views at my wall by following the link below.
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Thanking you for your time.
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It’s back ... bigger and noisier with more stuff squeezed into the box. Apologies in advance to those with poor vision as you may need a magnifying glass or two.
And to the contributors of this spring issue ...
Crutchbender
delamitri
Momof3αηgєℓѕ
purpleplum
... a very gracious thank you.
Please direct any and all complaints to BOX.
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