2mooob enquirer midsommar 2019 issue number four (1242 views, 25 replies)
I have been blessed with a horsemaster meself.
guru
senior guru
I just can't get over how amazingly awesome I look on a horse! Now I know what I'm asking for this Christmas.
Great work from everybody that contributed this time round!
Good job, Boxington!
@DemandingFemale Maybe get back inthe saddle before buying one DF. I was on one about 2 weeks ago and I can still feel the effects between the legs.
Great fun though.
God
I already had my 3rd party on standby of course. I'm talking about my merciless team of lawyers, who you'll be dealing with shortly.
Your fatal mistake, Monsieur Box, was publishing that private email between you and I. Remember our contract? You forgot about that privacy clause, or maybe you thought calling it Reddit Diaries would get you off the hook. FALSE! Expect to see them at your front door within the hour.
senior master
I had considered a full frontal attack from the righteous and without sin, and have taken precautions by hiring the only attorneys at law who would be able to handle this deplorable onslaught from all sides.
Let me introduce my new legal team -
Should have your quack jobs tied up in knots for the next ten years or so!
@delamitri Amateurs, Amateurs, Amateurs.
I hope they GOT their orange in the appropriate place!
Get these lightweights outta here (although I had a soft spot for Mr. Hart).
senior guru
master
Exceptional issue Box. I wish I had an imagination and a way with words like you (and your contributors). You are all amazing 
@rickgrimesrocks Thank you and may there be many more for you to enjoy. Your interest in books would be a useful contribution to the next issue, if you are interested in becoming part of the team.
master
Oh Boxie ewe arrrhh sweet e’nuff to gimme cavities. May your editing prowess forever be sanctioned, sovereign and celebrated on 2Moobz. 
There ain’t anuther site in the whirld with as much creative initiative or community input. Your 
craptastic artistry, twisted POV 
and “circling-the-drain humor is an incomparable treasure.
Kraploads of Kudos 
to 4th Edition!! 
@---BOX--- Aunt TazzSid is my new stage name... but, you can say I’m yours aneeeway. Hugs ‘n Junk!
God
top expert
@Stephen386 Thank You Stephen/Fred.
The next issue is already a work in progress and will be popping up in a forum near you.
If you have any ideas, suggestions for stories, inside information on the goings on around here just drop me a PM with whatever you like.
senior master
Want to earn 100 points ... check out the Urban Guerrilla crossword for DUMMIES in the forum posts.
senior master
We are delighted to announce that the winner of the Urban Guerrilla crossword competition the 100 point prize is ...
A special mention goes to Lurkio and Demanding Female.
The solution ...
Enjoy the SUMMER!
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senior master
Due to the size (because size does matter ladies and gents – of course it does!) of the bumper SUMMER edition, it would be so difficult for the thread to contain all those texts and images while at the same time so many people are trying to memorise every single word, punctuation mark and nuance.
We will publish the first few pages AND the back page (competition area) in full here ... and a link to the other pages in DropBOX. The link will take you directly to a presentation of the other pages and you can manipulate the viewing from there.
And to the contributors of this MIDSOMMAR 2019 issue are ...
Crutchbender
delamitri
mrkim56
Demanding Female
Joann24
(⌐■_■)
chaseyerself
Momof3αηgєℓѕ
purpleplum
⭐️janerosity⭐️
RB
... a very warm, grateful thank you.
Please direct any and all complaints, mistakes and takeout/takeaway orders to BOX in his usual message box or in the comment box below.
Please keep an open mind as this is an adult orientated lampoon magazine so if you have seen it before and didn’t like it, it’s probably best you do something else with your time.
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