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Old jokes. (373 views, 8 replies)

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guru
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Got any?

I heard this one decades ago.

Q: How do you circumcise a Hillbilly?




A: [SPOILER]

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expert
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Why did the blonde drown when the pickup truck drove off the bridge?

[SPOILER]

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master
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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

[SPOILER]

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guru
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A real oldie.
How do you know there has been an elephant in your fridge?

[SPOILER]

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God
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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.

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senior guru
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What's black & brown and looks good on any moron?

A Doberman.

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senior guru
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What has four legs and one arm?

[SPOILER]

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master
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What’s brown smelly and sounds like a bell

[SPOILER]

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guru
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Here's an old trucker joke.

A state trooper sees two JB Hunt semi trucks pulled over and decides to investigate. Climbing up and looking through the window, he sees two big fat men locked in a 69 position. So he yells at them, "what the hell is going on here?".

[SPOILER]

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