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Home »  Forums »  Health »  No Nut November. Are we ready for this?
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No Nut November. Are we ready for this? (611 views, 52 replies)

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Buttless
(2y)

We have only two more days to prepare for No-Nut November!

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Buttless
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☀️Suisen🌧
(2y)

@Buttless smileysmileysmileysmileysmiley
aww little head is making trouble

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JudgeDredd
(2y)

smiley smiley smiley smiley

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dubub
(2y)

Is this part of the incel grooming program?

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8====D
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8====D
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By mid November..

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Buttless
(2y)

Before we start a month of abstinence...

LET'S HAVE AN ORGY.

As usual, bring your own lube and sandwiches.

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8====D
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@Buttless Don't the women make the sandwiches? smiley

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Buttless
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@8====D I can see why you are not invited to many orgies.

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Buttless
(2y)

Well lads, day 1 of no-nutting. This will be easy!

This is a test:

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☀️Suisen🌧
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@Buttless she supposed to help keep the nut away, right?

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DontSpeak
(2y)

@Buttless I'm shuddering thinking how long it takes her to get ready to go anywhere or do anything.

No nut November??? Fuck that.

We need an actual apocalypse to stop the trajectory of this self obsessed, violent, greedy over human inhabited world.

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☀️Suisen🌧
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*cracks walnuts and chews loudly*
ehh whats up doc?
smiley

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☀️Suisen🌧
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@Buttless uhum,,naa we go to the adult shop n buy fun stuff smiley

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☀️Suisen🌧
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honestly i never heard this before, is it a new thing and WHY??
Now i hear it everywhere

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M3g4m1nd
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@☀️Suisen🌧 Dont be fooled. Statistics claim that we guys are thinking about sex every 7 seconds which adds up to 514 times an hour. Or approximately 7,200 times during each waking day. Or 216,000 times per month.

Do you honestly believe that we actually stand a chance? smiley smiley

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☀️Suisen🌧
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@M3g4m1nd pfft i heard of edging, im sure there are a few nutters that would go for the "glory"

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M3g4m1nd
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@☀️Suisen🌧 Edging?? smiley Ever heard of blue balls? No glory there smiley

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☀️Suisen🌧
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@M3g4m1nd i believe the 7 second, got plenty messages from guys at work, dont get it, when im at work im Focking busy,,,,no pun

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M3g4m1nd
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@☀️Suisen🌧 What is it that you dont get? Its the impossibility of the situation that makes it exciting. Its the same with you women. What you cant have is what makes it irresistible. smiley

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☀️Suisen🌧
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@M3g4m1nd im a bit concerned over quality of work done in male dominated workplaces smiley

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M3g4m1nd
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@☀️Suisen🌧 Quality? Work? smiley smiley smiley

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8====D
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@M3g4m1nd Wait till you get to my age, it slows right down to about once every 45 seconds. smiley

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M3g4m1nd
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@8====D Your age? That looks to be tomorrow, grandpa smiley

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8====D
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@M3g4m1nd Oi! 🖕 smiley

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M3g4m1nd
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@8====D Here you go. Something to jump start your 45 second cycle:



smiley

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8====D
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@M3g4m1nd Great, thanks, I'll be back in a bit. smiley smiley

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M3g4m1nd
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@8====D in 45 seconds? smiley smiley smiley

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8====D
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@M3g4m1nd Exactly smiley smiley

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☀️Suisen🌧
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@M3g4m1nd btw happy belated Birthday smiley

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M3g4m1nd
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@☀️Suisen🌧 Thank you. I am finally 12 and as opposed to Simon, I can actually fit all my candles in the same birthday cake smiley smiley

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8====D
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@M3g4m1nd 🖕 Again! smiley

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M3g4m1nd
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@8====D Sorry. I was mistaken. Turns out you can actually fit all your candles in the same birthday cake smiley

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8====D
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@M3g4m1nd For you smiley

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M3g4m1nd
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@8====D I thought I said I was 12. Not 1 years old smiley

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8====D
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@M3g4m1nd Take it in inches then smiley

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M3g4m1nd
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@8====D touché smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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☀️Suisen🌧
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@M3g4m1nd Touchy?

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M3g4m1nd
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@☀️Suisen🌧 Not even with a 12 inch pole smiley

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☀️Suisen🌧
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edging, NNN, theres always tomorrow
cardiac arrest, stroke, aneurysm, car crash, plain crash, fall, robbery
isnt it better enjoying today??
just sayin smiley

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Buttless
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Hey, this is serious!
Abstinence is meant to be good for us, look at Catholic priests. No, on second thoughts that is a bad example.

Here is Lauren Summer to show we really are not interested:

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M3g4m1nd
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@Buttless We are serious. What do you think this is?


smiley

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Buttless
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@M3g4m1nd You have been polishing them, that's against the rules. smiley

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M3g4m1nd
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@Buttless I didnt want to resort to that....but here you go. An original set of Megamind's balls. Is that proof enough? smiley

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Buttless
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@M3g4m1nd If that is after one week of NNN what state will you be in at the end of the month?

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M3g4m1nd
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@Buttless Probably like this.....dead smiley

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DontSpeak
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I don't recognise this event therefore it doesn't exist. smiley

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Buttless
(2y)

Okay guys, we are half way through November.
Still holding it up?

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