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Merry F**king Christmas (308 views, 13 replies)

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Yes yes, some things rly DO bear repeating!
Never was there a better spot to put this.

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@(⌐■_■) I laughed way too hard at this smiley

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Same story every year. Santa gets drunk, parties too much, is not fit for duty, and I get my presents late.
Fuck you Santa!





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Don't trust Santa! He's a friggn psychopath.

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@CitizenD I've never liked the Santa Claus thingy. Give me Joulupukki any day.

Santa Claus comes out at Halloween these days and people go mental tripping all over each other for food they're going to throw away spending time with relatives they hate. smiley

#reasonsCapitalismfailed

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@DontSpeak The whole Christmas hype is layered on ancient pagan rituals that had the purpose of warding off the devil, of which people were particularly afraid in the period between the years.

However, this was a grab in the loo. The old truth seeps out from underneath the Christian celebration everywhere. The boozing, the gluttony, the hypocrisy, after Christmas most divorces are filed, many pay off months of debt for Christmas presents...

How many deadly sins were that now? smiley Sounds like the work of the devil.
Spending the time from Christmas to early January in silence and contemplation seems to me to be an appropriate way to deal with this period.

Sssshhhhhh.... Or Joulupukki finds you.

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@DontSpeak Speaking of which...

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@DontSpeak I just watched the Rare Exports movie about Christmas in Finland.. great fun. smiley

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@Buttless It's a personal favourite of mine. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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Question: Why doesn't Santa have any kids of his own?

Answer: [SPOILER]

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smiley

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