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Corrupt-A-Wish (623 views, 15 replies)

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This is a pretty common forum game, so maybe a few of you already know what it is.

Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole.
Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

Example:
Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"
Poster 2: "Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it."
"I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"
Poster 3: "Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship."
"I wish for..."
And so on...

I will start,

I wish I was a billionare!

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Granted, but it's in Vietnamese Dong.

So roughly - $43,000.



I wish I had an endless supply of cake.

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Granted but it's all Ez bake cake


i wish for a mint condition 1974 corvette

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Granted, but it is run on a type of fuel that is no longer produced, so you cannot drive it ever.


I wish I hate a sauna room in my house.

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Granted, but your house has been relocated to the Mars and the sauna room is the only room that receives oxygen.



I wish I had a butler.

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@DemandingFemale "hate" a sauna... lol

haha we were just talking about Mars in the car.

Nice one. :)

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Granted, but he spends all his time screaming, "I didn't do it!".

I wish there was a "caravan" to another planet.

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Granted, but this caravan is full of cockroaches and large, jumping spiders that you must evade due their mutated ability to spit acid.

I wish the work week was 2 days and the weekend was 5.

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Granted but a day is now 72 hours and you lose the ability to sleep.

I wish this whiskey would do its job and get me drunk enough to pass out.

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Granted, but the whiskey is laced with a laxative and you have to go to the toilet every 2 minutes.


I wish I could be invisible at will.

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@RAVENOUSbird granted you can now be invisible at will, but now you have a case of deadly chronic farts that kill everyone who smells them...

I wish I wish with all my hear never ever to smell a dragon's fart

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@IamBlue lololololololol

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Granted, now you have to smell and taste cow poo all day every day.


I wish I had a purple car.

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@ Granted but it's not the shade of purple you wanted and is possessed by the spirit of a certain Purple Dinosaur so every time you go to drive it sings..

Barney is a Cadillac from our imagination
And when he's Revs
He's what we call a 4 wheeled sensation....



teach you to make a wish.....

i wish humans had more respect for the earth, nature, and eachother

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Granted, but it's all lip service, just like it is now.



I wish that my car could fly.

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Granted you now own Chitty Chitty Bang Bang your fine Fendered Flying Friend... But it flies away never to return


I wish Trump would quit

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