Cheese. A dangerous subject. Almost as bad as.. (1154 views, 44 replies)
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@bondojoe I don't have a mobile phone and reckon I have enough stoopid without being a twit.
"Generation Zapped"
Knew that at the first mobile frequencies. Micro wave.
You don't like cheese? or just avoid some of them as they bind? Others can loosen, you know. try a softy with crunchy blue bacteria.
What I call "Ugly Cheese" but great on toast.
Do you honestly think I care about response to posts?
That's what makes it fun. write what you want. Ignore what you want to.
guru
" I rarely touch cheese myself...too binding."
And here I was just thinking Woman is much like cheese. Yes a lot of them are binding!
But most are very nice, unless you are lactose affected. Not a word of innuendo.
So many people read nonsense into cheese. So many to choose from, so many to dislike, just to get one in a million.
Cheese people!
guru
Plenty of girly women on this site. If they want to comment on socks or cheese. Is there a way to stop them?
"Girly Women" Figure that out yourself.
@bondojoe OOh Laddie! Suck in heaps of air through your teeth. You might not have many left. Most Women I know do not like being called Girly. And can hit hard. I still do it, call them Girly that is. Because they are. Even the hard hitters. You just have to move faster or eat more bone stuff. Take the bruise not the break. Either way. Ouch.
@Egor17 WE can never be stopped.
Unless, we become....
"CHEESE WOMEN THE WOMEN WHO BIND AND CONSTIPATE!"
haha!
...back to regular programming...
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guru
@Egor17 The replying is counter-intuitive.
It takes ages to get to the last, most relevant post, or to read them in proper order.
More of a statement of fact, than a rant. lol
guru
There you go with your counter-intuitive again.
I looked it up. Not quite as smart as you would think.
guru
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Cheesy subject. Does it compare with socks?
I reckon socks are worser. They seem to escape easier than any cheese.
Just watch a funny enough movie, then wonder "Where are my socks" "I'm sure I had them on at the start?"
Is it just me? Ufft well, even so. At least the socks that escape me aint cheesy in smell.
Now, cheesy socks should be a worry. Especially if they got loose. Might taint the beer!
Cheese. We make it from almost every herbivore. What about 'human' cheese? might take a thousand lactating women to get enough milk for a few gramms of cheese. The big question is 'Are you stupid enough to try to milk a lactating woman?'
R.I.P. Probably more than one piece.
Women can be viciously protective about their milk.
And yes I fully expect a female back lash on my thoughts. All you women "So What"
Cheese. Every country makes at least a dozen different ones.
What is your favourite?
@Egor17 'Are you stupid enough to try to milk a lactating woman?'
Did you know cheese is more addictive than cocaine?
@Mykee83 Oh dear jesus, that's a horrible visual. :O lol
Yes, it is. High sugar content. That's why people get "addicted" to sugar in all its many forms.