Answer a Question With a Question Game (3714 views, 513 replies)

Today I introduce a favorite of mine for your enjoyment.

In this game, we will attempt to have a conversation between Players
by answering the Previous Player’s Question with Another Question.

ONE RULE. NO ANSWERS. EVER.

EXAMPLE : ”Do we have time for another round before last call?”
~”Are you okay to drive?”
~”Can’t we just get a lift from Uber?”
~”Which one do you want?” .
~”Which one what?”
~”Do you usually get a ride from Uber or do you ask a Lyft?” .
~”Promise not to tell my husband?”
~”Are we talking about the same thing?” .
~”How many are there?”
~(etc).....

Have fun, but keep it PG-13, please!

FIRST QUESTION : Have you seen the remote?….

The remote for what?

How can we watch this gigantic flat screen without the remote?

How can you not??

What kind of a question is that?

Is that a trick question with consequences rendered for incidental inquiries?

How many times have I told you not to show off?

haha I don't know, can't we all just get along?

Wellllllll ... would you like a cuppa char?

With a slice of cake?

If I order 6, do I also get egg roll?

Are egg rolls the same as spring rolls?

Now, where did I put that explanation for the hundredth time?

Don;t you have cue cards by now?

What do they look like?

Wouldn't that be Red, yellow, and blue combined?

Aren't you confusing cue cards with flash cards?

Would you be wanting the cooing or the flashing ones then?

If I choose the cooing ones, does that come with the doves?

If they are of the white variety, wouldn't that be a yes?

But do you want the white birds cooing and pooing all over that nice sofa?

Yes because isn't the sofa ready for a steam clean anyway????

Can my couch get in on this steam clean action?

I think your sofa can get WAY more action than a "steam clean" maybe?

And can we get rid of the flying rats at the same time that are getting all the action?

Did you let my pets out again?

Would I do a thing like that to your "precious" ones? And while you are here, what is the price of a Colt 45 in your area?

Don't you know it's unfair to ask two questions on your turn?

And if I pushed to three, would it be very bad? It is just that I am thinking of doing some "bad things" to the flying vermon and I needed to know the amount of money I would need to change from €uros to dollars. Apologies for the misinterpretation of the rules.

Is "one rule" really that difficult to follow?

Doesn't that depend on who is doing the following??

What does depends mean?

Doesn't it depend if you're wearing them?

Why am I seeing Comment is hidden in the above space? Does this mean E is back?

Are you suffering from the same infliction I am suffering from?

I have been noticing some EEEEbie GEEEbie symptoms coming on Dr. D - what should I take?

Shouldn't you get penicillin shots 'depending' on what you've been up to??

Considering her status, It's probably a good idea but don't I need a drug prescription?

Can you please stick to questions?

So then an easy one, are you really a robot?

Then how shall I answer?

Well, that would 'depend' on how you worded the question wouldn't it?

Aren't all the nothings a sum of the somethings?

Wouldn't it be nice if Comment is hidden. Why? just disappeared along with its owner?

Wouldn't it be nice if certain people didn't fell they had to hide their comments from certain others?

Can I order that nice with fries on the side?

Would you like to super-size today's order and get a free surprise?

Why do you exaggerate your tail wiggle when you walk by me?

Wasn't that supposed to be MY line to you?

Do I get a warning shot if I cross the line?

And she will be informed of her rights and rules of due process, won't she?

Sorry... thought that was over the bow...did that hit your eye?

Shouldn't you be doing that on the other side with your trousers on?

Have you considered the possibility that he doesn't want them on??

Should we ask him if he ever had them on at all?

Do you really want to know for sure??

Would you feel confident to raise your arms in a crowded elevator if you're not sure?

Are you referring to the same old TV commercial I am thinking of? :D

Is it a secret to worry you might ban my feverish response?

Is that the sound of one hand clapping?

Someone has the CLAP?? XDXDXD

Why..do you have the clap??

Am i wrong to assume everyone playing "Answer a queston with a Question" has the CLAP?????? lmaooooo

Should we assume that you're a sixth-grader who still thinks shouting that word is funny?

Does your mom still go to college? :D:D

Do they have colleges in Heaven?

Is heaven on earth?

Have you not heard Belinda Carlisle singing about is very subject?

Do you remember what you were doing when you were listening to her music?

Do you have enough time to hear about my adolescent tribulations in boarding school?

Will you be offering snacks and refreshments during the telling?

Well, Frankly can I Earnest with you?

Could I start off with a mime of "Another brick in the wall"?

Do you wish to get smacked around by the fun police?

Do you have your licorice whips and fur-covered cuffs ready?

Does it matter if the licorice whips are half eaten?

Would that be before or after the smacking?

Didn't you star in "A Clockwork Orange"?

Would you be interested in buying one?

Can I borrow some money?

Don't you have good credit?

Would I be asking for some money if my credit card was working?

Did you forget your pin number again?

Didn't RB give you all the details she wormed out of me?

Have you seen your doctor about that possibly life-threatening condition?

Which one would that be now R?

You have more than one?

Were you ever in doubt D?

Is aphasia one of them?

Robo my digital colleague, are you joking, insinuating something, taking the proverbial piss or just being an A-hole (with a hyphen)? By the way this is ONE QUESTION with FOUR PARTS, OK.

Why such a drama queen after being unable to say our names but initials?

Can anyone be more Drama Queen that a dumb box?

(Sorry, but) That a dumb box ... what?

...than a dumb box could be? typo

Is this anything like a dumb blonde joke?

Is that to suggest that dumb blonde jokes come from the same bored brunettes on yet another dateless Saturday night?

Will somebody make me a virgin Gin and Cranberry?

Is it even possible to make a girl a virgin again with or without cranberries?

Can I lip sync to "Linger" then, while you perform the operation Dr. Rob O' Phone?

Do you have to?

Don't you like the sound of cats in boiling water?

Can I substitute humans for cats and say yes?

Can you do the Dolores O' Riordan high part and I'll do the backing screaching with the cats?

How will I be compensated?

How about a nice virgin to go with your cranberry juice and olives in the side?

Why do virgins go with olives on the side?

and why not?

Has anyone seen my slippers?

Can't you remember putting them in the freezer along with the bottle of gin?

Was part of my job description to remember things?

Now what ARE you going on about my dear D? Remember what?

How many fingers am I holding up? 🤘

Is that the "peace not war" sign or do you really want two ice cubes in your tea?

Are we talking gunpowder green tea?

Would you not prefer some Boston Black and we could make it into a proper tea party?

Can I invite whoever I want?

Wouldn't that be just the usual select few?

Might I suggest a strict dress code - Frankie says T-shirt with pink tutu and FAME style leggings?

Do these come in men's sizes?

Do you mean our "metrosexual" retro range, Mme?

Could it be due to the mysterious radio waves detected from deep space?

Or would Mme be more interested in the Back to the Future range?

DO we need roads to get there?

Couldn't we fit in your all terrain vehicle?

Where are we going anyway?

Aren't you hosting the tea party?

So, ye all are coming over to my place?

Will there be dancing queens?

How can the guys not be while wearing that get up?

Are you saying you'll be late getting there?

Is he twisting your words or just trying to figure out what you're asking?

If he's traveling by sea on an old vessel and no trade winds to speak of, how can he possibly expect to be on time?

May I have his food if he doesn't show?

As this is a BYO, can I infer you're just bringing enough for yourself then?

Can a broke chick get a handout?

Aren't you concerned where that hand's been?

Would you tell me where it has been if I ask?

Do you think I would even want get close enough to find out?

Is that my gum in your mouth?

Is this a cult that I could also join?

Are you not a cult already D?

Are you prepared to offer up a sacrifice?

Would you be wanting blood or pain?

Did you slam that door in my face?

Aren't you glad it was only made of cardboard?

What's that hole you've cut out of the cardboard for?

Wasn't that the toilet?

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? [SPOILER]It got stuck in a crack

Aren't you glad this is NOT the Ban... Game for breaking the ONLY Rule of this game (even as a Spoiler)?

As it is hidden, do you think it would be fair not to give the punchline?

Is it fair for anyone to "EVER" change the ONE Game Rule as listed so specifically above?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

However much it turns out to be, may I borrow half to assuage my penchant for wood?

Do you think I am [SPOILER]pissing myself laughing now?

Are you needing the wood to supplement your daily fiber intake?

Can you measure me out that perfect amount to keep me from getting uncomfortable symptoms like bloating and excess production of gas?

Did you know Salvation Army sells refurbished gas masks?

Do you think they would work under the covers??

Are you looking at me??? :O

Why are you also under the covers...and with a gas mask on?

What's the deal with airline peanuts? (You must read this in Seinfeld's voice )

Are you suggesting we'd be nuts to buy them?

BTW, just when does one game thread expire and a new Part of it takes over?

Has anyone asked you to start a part 2 because the sheer length of your thread is giving them a long lag time when they try to play in it?

Why doesn't our System simply advance to a new page on it's own like other forums?

Why don't you just make a part 2?

Why have more clones running rampant in the forums causing confusion for everyone?
[SPOILER]Isn't that like asking asking Bill Cosby why he has 5 children and he replies because he didn't want 6?

Why don't you like mustard?

Will playing forum games help fill the deep void in my cold blackened soul?

Would you like Cajun spice with your blackened soul?

Should I time travel back and bring The Spice Girls too?

Is it PC to call them girls?

Can they be called women now?

Can you tell me what you want, what you really, really want?

What do you really really want?

If you wanna be my lover, DO you gotta get with my friends ??

Will friendship ever end?