Who would you elect for President of the United States...RIGHT NOW! (1349 views, 101 replies)
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Comrade Bernie reminds me of my eighth grade principal that never knew what was going on and just walked around screaming at kids
@BrunoAxemaker I think everyone had a Principal, or teacher that looked, and sounded like Bernie. I had one that was always confused.
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Either Uncle Mullet or Mr. Sark... because politicians take themselves way too seriously, so why not have a President who can lighten the mood occasionally.
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I literally loathe every single steaming pile of crap politician and office holder in both major parties with the burning hatred of a thousand fiery STDs ...that being said here is who I would vote for President/VP right at this moment in time
and if I can't have them I want
Either one of these pairs would literally do a better job than anyone else has in the last 60 or so years. By the way ^5 for the awesome thread that already turned into a literal sh*tshow of name calling and intolerant political attacks within three to seven posts...those are my favorites 
@~BitchPudding~ Well...I just wanted to see where evryone was at...BEFORE the media told them who to vote for. You know that will happen for most people.
@deadheadmark Hahaaa I love the Bill and Opus you posted down there! And the Pinky and the Brain
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Same thing as last time ...we will get a choice between whichever two steaming pile of howler monkey crapturds the two major parties force us to choose between.
We get to choose between another giant douche and another turd sandwich 
I mean come on...my choice last time was between an angry, egomaniacal, criminal cartoon Cheeto with the worst combover on anyone...ever...or an angry, criminal, cartoon psychopath who clearly had vagina teeth. I mean literally I think there were teeth in that scary b**ch's vagina. What kind of choice is THAT?
@~BitchPudding~ LOL! I didn't do it last time, but I HAVE written in my own name in the past. I may be a narcissist.
@~BitchPudding~ Sad thing is, that show was filmed in 2005, and that whole piece in the video clip is even more true AND relevant today than ever... and not just for the U.S. either.
@deadbroke To be fair I also Owe douches and turd sandwiches and steaming piles of crap apologies as well
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Trump has done a great job up to now. Strong economy and more money in my pocket. I would vote for him again. Only president that delivers on his promises. Not a great Pence fan so I would replace him with Alex Jones.
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Chuck Norris . Unfortunately the secret service would lose some jobs. Who's guna f**k with chuck ?
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The only one with a brain and half a give-a-damn about Americans is Bernie Sanders.
@ThomasinaPaine Bernie's just as much a marxist socialist/communist wannabe as the rest of the lefties, he's just a bit smarter, quieter, and less rabid in expressing his views because of his age.
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I really don't want to live in a commune and write porno for a job, so that lets out Bernie Sanders.You are not going to get a PERFECT PRESIDENT.tRUMP HAS BEEN THE BEST SO FAR BECAUSE HE'S THE ONlY ONE WHO has made good on his promises.Do you realize HOW RARE that is??No politician ever does what he promised!!Most of them HIDE WHAT they do.
I do remember, faintly, General Eisinhower (spelling)being president,at that time people were fine about electing a general for president.---right after WW2.We could do THAT AGAIN,ELECT THE MILITARY FOR PRESIDENT.We're always at war all the time, get the Military to run the White House! 
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Tony Blair...just because it's the only way we'll get that war criminal son of a b**ch out of our continent.
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@bondojoe Ummm... wow... is that supposed to make me feel better? Because I don't.
Ren and Stimpy...
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We haven't had a GOOD choice in more than 20 years; and "3rd party" people haven't got a chance with our electoral college system!
The best we can do is the lesser of evils, and with the available choices at THIS time; Trump, while NOT the brightest bulb in the box, is, in my opinion, the best of what is currently available.
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*Gif should be applied to the last 5 years of Government the next 5 years of Government and this gasoline soaked greasy horror show of a thread that clearly had "Bring your own matches and small minded, intolerant, liberal & conservative views" in small print somewhere
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@bondojoe He doesn't even take his pay to take this sh*t, others took your pay and theirs. No one can see that.
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@deadheadmark Man, their is so much wrong with a wall. Have you checked out who makes up the major construction industry in the past 15/20 years? I'm going to refrain... as a society I believe we need to pull our heads outta our arse's and yes... make us strong as a work force, not a war machine. JMHO
@deadheadmark We have a different opinion..."Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not"
@bondojoe I'm not saying rollover militarily by any means..What helped us win WWl and WWll... yes our soldiers for sure! But we had a proud work force in the USA also! Just saying man
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@bondojoe John Prine is one of my favorite singer song writers.. I apologize for last night. I know Sam Stone... so to speak. I should stay away from political topics. I have a hard time feeling all red, white and blue when our government is looking in their greater interest, not the nations! IMHO.. I blame lazy mallennials and war monger presidents. TATERS!
@deadheadmark No apology needed. I'm often disappointed in the government too... If we could replace it with something better, I'd be all for it. Until then...I gotta vote for the lesser evil. I blame myself as much as I blame anyone. I should have been taking care of others, instead of living like a wild man all my life. Retrospect.
@bondojoe Nothing wrong with living like a wild man..shiznet man..i've lived that, but I help whrn I can. I'm an old carpenter/remodeler..I'm no stranger to the barter system. I'm not a blind follower, and I just feel that is what our government expects of us. Until other parties are recognized in the presidential debates... I fart in their general direction!
@deadheadmark I'd like to see another party that wasn't immediatelty corrupted. We need one..or two.
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Frac... it takes society to come together and WORK! That's absurd to think one man is going to do it. And our government, and US companies, outsources jobs! To countries that have no EPA or any organization to monitor what their waste products are. Frac... NO SIR.. it is not a president...it is up to society!
@bondojoe Considering they copy the meat bacon, they MUST love it and miss it??? Why else would you do that?
Hence BACON for President!
@ LOL! Am properly amused! That's too good to be true! www.staugustine.com/news/local-n... I DID find another candidate. www.cincinnati.com/story/news/po...
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@JudgeDredd 37 (Aries), Hindu, Democrat (Hawaii), Major - US Army National Guard (the first photo is old)
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@Lurkio 37 (9 years younger, nobody is gonna call me a pedo), Aries (perfect - Aries is a strong Sign; they are almost completely prey to their impulses, which they follow without a second thought to the outcome or possible consequences - my kind of woman), Hindu (eh not too fussy about that), Democrat (nobody's perfect), Hawaii (Alo-Haaaa) Major (I always loved a girl in a uniform)
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Who would you vote for? President Trump. Former Vice President Joe Biden? Kamala Harris" Bernie Sanders? Someone else? QUICK...before the talking heads and the fake news TELL you who to vote for... cast your vote. Who would you vote for, for President...TODAY!?