Let's have a Limerick thread. (448 views, 13 replies)
senior master
A mob, of MAGA persuasion
conducted a Capitol invasion.
While heavily armed
most were unharmed
because, as we know, they're Caucasian.
senior master
senior guru
Humpty Trumpty called for a wall.
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Now all the Grand Wizards
and Faux PR men
Can never put Trumpty together again. (cannot take credit for this lol)
senior master
Undoubtedly Putin is thrilled
By the mayhem he’s wrought; he’s fulfilled
His dream to install
Trump the Puppet, who’ll brawl
And defile, as democracy’s chilled.
(by Mad Kane)
guru
senior master
expert
senior master
and for film fans who liked a pash during epic movies:
Our local cinematorium
is not just a cheap sensatorium
but a most ineffectual
heterosexual
mutual masturbatorium.
guru
Pack Your Shit and Go
All the votes have been counted
All the courts have said no
You're all out of options
Now pack your sh*t and Go
It's clear that you're angry
That you're feeling quite low..
That feelings called losing
So pack your sh*t and go
Pick up a new hobby,
Like knitting or banjo.
Call your favourite hooker
Just pack your sh*t and go
Start a cable network,
Try talk radio
There's an opening at Limbaugh..
But you gotta pack your sh*t and go
Cuz you treated your job
Like a reality show..
Well, now it's been cancelled
So pack your sh*t and go.
Bill Maher, Jan. 16 2021
senior guru
There was a young fellow Mcsweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
And slipped his wife a martini.
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senior master
It's all got too serious here, let's have some Limericks [SPOILER]..