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Let's have a Limerick thread. (106 views, 13 replies)


master
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It's all got too serious here, let's have some Limericks [SPOILER]..

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master
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A mob, of MAGA persuasion
conducted a Capitol invasion.
While heavily armed
most were unharmed
because, as we know, they're Caucasian.

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master
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(1wk)

Great idea. You put the bar high Buttless ...

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@😷.box.😷 loner or loser?

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@Buttless Both are appropriate.

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guru
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Humpty Trumpty called for a wall.
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Now all the Grand Wizards
and Faux PR men
Can never put Trumpty together again. (cannot take credit for this lol)

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master
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Undoubtedly Putin is thrilled
By the mayhem he’s wrought; he’s fulfilled
His dream to install
Trump the Puppet, who’ll brawl
And defile, as democracy’s chilled.

(by Mad Kane)

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top expert
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Ffs smiley smiley

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master
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skilled
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You know, I've never found out the REAL ending to the NANTUCKET limerick.

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@Eshifter it was bucket, or something like that.

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master
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and for film fans who liked a pash during epic movies:

Our local cinematorium
is not just a cheap sensatorium
but a most ineffectual
heterosexual
mutual masturbatorium.

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guru
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Pack Your Shit and Go
All the votes have been counted
All the courts have said no
You're all out of options
Now pack your sh*t and Go

It's clear that you're angry
That you're feeling quite low..
That feelings called losing
So pack your sh*t and go

Pick up a new hobby,
Like knitting or banjo.
Call your favourite hooker
Just pack your sh*t and go

Start a cable network,
Try talk radio
There's an opening at Limbaugh..
But you gotta pack your sh*t and go

Cuz you treated your job
Like a reality show..
Well, now it's been cancelled
So pack your sh*t and go.

Bill Maher, Jan. 16 2021

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guru
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There was a young fellow Mcsweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
And slipped his wife a martini.

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