TRCIII

Where u at mate, looking 4-ya, next level stuff where are you

I don’t understand the politics but it sure makes me laugh

and a safe great week too!

Surrogate Father...

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon".

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning madam. You don't know me, but I've come to...."

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs Smith, blushing.

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out."
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"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know!!" Mrs Smith exclaimed.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."

"Oh my!!" Mrs Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs Smith the picture.

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes," the photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment I just packed it all in."

Mrs Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your, er..,um.., ah.... equipment?"

"That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."

"Tripod??" Mrs Smith looked extremely worried now.

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam?

Good Grief, she's fainted!!
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₁₉₆₉ Cʜᴇᴠʏ Cᴀᴍᴀʀᴏ Bᴜʀɴɪɴɢ Rᴜʙʙᴇʀ

🔹𝗛𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗔 𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗱......𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗦𝗮𝗳𝗲

SᕼOᖇT ᖴIᒪᗰ..................................★ᐯᕮ ᑎT
✴It’s been three years since a widespread radiation leak has affected the air outside. Now, on the eve of her third continuous birthday indoors, Rose is frustrated and determined to convince her controlling boyfriend Parker, that she is ready to take the gas mask and go outside.

★𝐑𝐮𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞: 𝟏𝟖 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬.........➤ openloadmovie.org/movies/vent-20...

Tᕼᕮ ᐯᕮᕼIᑕᒪᕮS Oᖴ ᒍOᗰᗩᖇ ᗰᗩᑕᕼᗩᗪO
✴Jomar Machado Is a freelance 3D Artist from Brazil who creates beautiful product images for advertising agencies in Rio de Janeiro. He specializes in automotive imagery.

✴This series of future vehicles by Jomar are characteristic of his style, blending impossible technology with 20th and 21st century vehicles....He’s recognised today as a significant figure in the world of 3D design.

ᕼᗩᑭᑭY SᑌᑎᗪᗩY.....ᕼᗩᐯᕮ ᗩ Sᗩᖴᕮ ᗯᕮᕮK ᗩᕼᕮᗩᗪ....ᗷᕮ ᗯᕮᒪᒪ

ᕼᗩᖇᒪᕮY-ᗪᗩᐯIᗪSOᑎ’S ᖴIᖇST ᗩᒪᒪ-ᕮᒪᕮᑕTᖇIᑕ ᗰOTOᖇᑕYᑕᒪᕮ IS ᑕOᗰIᑎG ᗩᑌGᑌST 2019
⭐The motorcycle manufacturer announced it would begin taking preorders for its first electric two-wheeler, with deliveries expected later this fall. But it won’t come cheap..list price starts at $29,799.

⭐Harley also released some specs. The bike will sprint from 0 to 60 mph in under 3.5 seconds, and because its electrically powered, it requires no clutch and no gear shifting, making it much simpler for new riders. Harley says it will be able to travel 110 city miles on a single charge.

Harley-Davidson has announced that it will invest more aggressively to lead in the application of electric motorcycle technology
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⭐ᕼᗩᐯᕮ ᗩ GᖇᕮᗩT ᗯᕮᕮKᕮᑎᗪ.......ᗷᕮ ᗯᕮᒪᒪ
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Im ready for some spudly action.

📽️ᗩᗯᗩᖇᗪ ᗯIᑎᑎIᑎG SᕼOᖇT ᖴIᒪᗰ................................... ᗩᒪᒪ TᕼᕮSᕮ ᐯOIᑕᕮS
✴When a young Nazi soldier encounters a theater-troupe of survivors celebrating the end of WWII, he must come to terms with his role in their grief...This film allows you observe how a secluded SS officer witness a group of artists who survived the Holocaust come back to their own artistic selves on stage at an abandoned Polish theater at the end of World War II.

✴It is a stirring psychological drama that pushes its character towards madness in an increasingly feverish presentation —In All These Voices, the Nazi officer was being hunted by all the people he harmed in the concentration camps - They resist retribution even after they recognize the soldier for whom he is — An expression of their angst so powerful as to overwhelm the soldier mentally, as what he witnesses compounds his guilt.
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➤ vimeo.com/269586854

ᕼᗩᐯᕮ ᗩ Sᗩᖴᕮ ᗯᕮᕮK ᗩᕼᕮᗩᗪ
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★ᕼᗩᐯᕮ ᗩ GᖇᕮᗩT ᗯᕮᕮKᕮᑎᗪ ......STᗩY Sᗩᖴᕮ

HAPPY NEW YEAR

ᗯᕮ ᑕᕮᒪᕮᗷᖇᗩTᕮ ᗩᑎOTᕼᕮᖇ Yᕮᗩᖇ ᕮᑎᗪIᑎG ᗩᑎᗪ ᗩ ᑎᕮᗯ Oᑎᕮ ᗷᕮGIᑎᑎIᑎG.



ᕼᗩᑭᑭY ᑎᕮᗯ Yᕮᗩᖇ TO YOᑌ ᗩᑎᗪ YOᑌᖇ ᖴᗩᗰIᒪY TOO - ᗰᗩY YOᑌ Sᕮᕮ ᗩ Yᕮᗩᖇ ᖴᑌᒪᒪ Oᖴ ᕼᗩᑭᑭIᑎᕮSS ᗩᑎᗪ ᕼᕮᗩᒪTᕼ......ᕼᗩᐯᕮ ᗩ ᗯOᑎᗪᕮᖇᖴᑌᒪ ᗯᕮᕮK.....STᗩY Sᗩᖴᕮ

Be safe & stay warm.

Hello, Its Sky how do I do a friend request I totally went blank on this help!

Merry Christmas to you and your family, TRC. Hope you all had a lovely day.