Laughter (657 views, 4 replies)
God
Being playful and silly with my husband, He will have me laughing so hard there is no sound coming out. 
skilled
master
Okay, if you can't laugh at yourself sometimes, you are in trouble, this is what happened to me a few weeks ago....
First thing in the morning I'm up at 5:30 am, wash my face, grab a towel to dry the face and while doing that ripped the nose stud out.... it falls somewhere (Couldn't find it) so I had to continue my endless routine of getting ready for work.
A few days later that was forgotten, but I got up to tinkle at 3:00 am later in the week .... felt something pierce the bottom of my foot.... guess what it was? Lost nose stud..... 
They say you see your life pass before you, I sure as hell did, I fell backwards and hoped to God in those few seconds I wouldn't break my neck hitting the porcelain of the toilet. I landed (bum first) on it backwards luckily. The next few minutes were excruciating.... had to pull that thing out of the heal of my foot.....
They say the worst accidents happen in the home, now I believe them ....
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guru
What makes you laugh?
There is a whole heap of stuff that I find impossible not to laugh at.
Children because I remember being one.
Adults because I am one.
Beards. My head is going bald but my chin? The hair from there reaches my nipples.
Socks. I buy them by the dozen. Even number, ye. Do you think they stay that way?
Weather forecasts. Enough said.