Books for Men (and open-minded, inquisitive Women) (628 views, 16 replies)
senior guru
Ancient Greek statues are well known for their tiny man hoods.
Small flaccid penises were a sign of self-control, integrity and intelligence.
Large ones were for fools, lustrous philanderers and mendacious men.
This is a quote from Aristophanes play 'Clouds'
“If you do these things I tell you, and bend your efforts to them, you will always have a shining breast, a bright skin, big shoulders, a minute tongue, a big rump and a small prick. But if you follow the practices of today, for a start you’ll have a pale skin, small shoulders, a skinny chest, a big tongue, a small rump, a big prick and a long-winded decree.”
Small penis vs big prick. I know which I'd pick.
@DemandingFemale Those Greeks knew a thing or two, eh?
I think you could get a lot out of this book DF. Lots of references to the Greeks and every other race that had a few willies hanging about.
Apparently the phallus was quite big among religions until the Roman Catholics came along and replaced it with a cross.
master
After I'd read: "jiggumbob" I had to stop 'n wipe tears having a celebratory smoke... gleeful this journal would be a treasure trove of 
amusement. BUTT THEN: merely a third of the way IN [yep-pun] I realized hours were burned studying DICK. I needed another break to recover and reconsider whether anyone needed that much d**k in their life. Though I couldn't put a finger on the discomfort prostate maladies caused me [not owning one] I felt increasingly 
Wondering if I should resume or run away screaming as the day had flown by and I had yet to eat breakfast - which, is now out of the question. I'm SERIOUSLY concerned before the journal concludes I may electively be gay or celibate. 
What have you kickstarted boxie?!? 
How did I leap into a rabbit hole stuffed with stiffies? 
I suspect my dreams 
are gonna get seriously weirder.
@(⌐■_■) If you're leaping into stiffy filled holes - you're definitely doing it wrong. 🤕
@(⌐■_■) 
No one needs THAT much d**k in their lives, except maybe those that are fond of holding it (and men who need it for its urinary function)!
I am in favour of moderation in all things, and I think this book should be taken as such. Not a John Grisham page turner which will surely turn into premature eejacks, but more of a reference where the wick can be dipped at leisure, in a controlled manner that will not lead to excessiveness and the aforementioned mishaps being conducive to an inevitable mutual disappointment.
Choosing between homosexuality or celibacy, I would risk the former (obviously having transgender treatment first ) because just one look at the Catholic Church recently would put me off the latter for life. Celibate d**ks are like idle hands - the devil will find work for them.
I am so glad you opened this box of stiffies Tazz and I look forward to exchanging thoughts once I have dipped into the receptacle of words and extracted some or any grains of interest.
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master
"...a controlled manner that will NOT lead to excessiveness...?" 
Derfakusay! Shirley ewe jest?! Dicks flourish in excessiveness. 
senior master
I was suggesting the best way to read the book Tazz, but you are right about manhood flourishing in the right ambience of excess. I should have been clearer.
I await you thoughts when finished [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅... (⌐0_0) ...)̲̅$̲̅].
God
@---BOX--- Omg.... started reading this thread from the bottom to the top... HEL-LO!!! lmao!
@maeGastar Those glory holes have nothing on this - total education.
Part [SPOILER] trois on the forum shelves now.
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senior master
To obtain a digital copy of the following book, follow the link below.
LINK:
www.dropbox.com/s/3feiv9z505nrwl...
Happy reading