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laylaandpaz
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Nick name:
laylaandpaz
Real name:
Layla and Daniel
Last online:
3 years ago
Registered:
5 years ago (May 9, 2018)
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Birth date:
1906-08-20
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The world is changing, Music is changing, Drugs are changing even Men and Women are changing.. One hundred years from now there will be no guys and no girls just WANKERS... RENTON, Trainspotting..
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom... William Blake
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Just saw this on Telegram and burst out. smiley smiley


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Rancher John
★Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him....I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,'demanded the agent. Well, replied old John, 'There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $25 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit, says the agent. That would be me, replied old rancher John.
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Just got this from Telegram/TR

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@PureVodka🍺 Great pic..
How did you upload that?? I tried to put that pic on my wall below. I am so crap at this kinda stuff. FFS.
Thats great that you are up and running now on telegram.

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@laylaandpaz worked it out I think. Sometimes you have to do things slightly different. ffs. confusing.

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@laylaandpaz I was having trouble trying to just load it and like in most cases when things or running crap, W/10 is doing it's upload (everyday) crap in the back, so i just cleared the my history (try that) for the last hour.


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smiley smiley


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Funny as f**k. youtu.be/qx-BeBlfN6M smiley

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@PureVodka🍺 That is so f**king funny.. i laughed my head off..pmsl


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Wow laylaandpaz you have some GREAT friends, I'm jealous smiley


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